Jesus is not LORD so that GOD's promise in 1 Corinthians 12:3 that
"...no one can say, 'Jesus is LORD,' except by the Holy Spirit" would
not be realized.
Prediction based on null hypothesis:
Non-christians would be able to publicly say with their mouths "Jesus
is LORD."
Observation:
Non-christians have been invariably unable to publicly say with their
mouths that "Jesus is LORD."
Source:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/a6caff7619f3ff9e?
1st validation...
Dear convicted non-christian neighbor Virgil unwittingly provides a
written confession that he is unable to publicly say with his mouth
that "Jesus is LORD:"
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/c361a4de28fdeffd?
2nd validation...
A sockpuppet unwittingly provides written evidence that satan is
unable to have it publicly say with its mouth that "Jesus is LORD:"
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/4972c3fdbc4ad045?
3rd validation...
Dear convicted non-christian neighbor Don Kirkman unwittingly provides
a written confession that he is unable to publicly say with his mouth
that "Jesus is LORD:"
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f99441c127aeaf83?
Conclusions:
Reject the null hypothesis.
Jesus is LORD !!!
Yeshua is Adonai !!!
May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful
2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as our Messiah,
the Son of Man ...
... by being hungrier:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f891e617d10bd689?
Hunger is wonderful ! ! !
It's how we know the answer to the question "What does Jesus
want?" (WDJW):
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f43db72a7c5c1da0?
Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve
paid for with their and our immortal lives:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/52a3db8576495806?
"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...
... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)
Amen.
Here is a Spirit-guided exegesis of Luke 6:21 given in hopes of
promoting much greater understanding:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/cc2aa8f8a4d41360?
Be hungrier, which is truly healthier:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/991d4e30704307e7?
Marana tha
Prayerfully in the awesome name of our Messiah, LORD Jesus Christ,
Andrew <><
--
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/1a812afc784ae683?
> Null hypothesis:
>
> Jesus is not LORD
>
> Prediction based on null hypothesis:
>
Chung will again prove himself an ass.
>
> Observation:
>
Chung again proved himself an ass.
>
>
> Conclusions:
>
Jesus is not LORD
> Brahma, Vishnu and Siva are my trinity.
Amen!
> Non-christians have been invariably unable to publicly say with their
> mouths that "Jesus is LORD."
Anybody can say that, I just did: Three times. It's still untrue, reality
cares not what people believe, say or do, because reality is unconscious.
That's what you god-botherers cannot handle, because it makes you
vanishingly insignificant in the cosmic scheme of things, and you need more
attention than it is reasonable or healthy to expect.
--
David Silverman
aa #2208
Defender of Civilisation
Lord Mayor of Dis
Q: WDJW?"
A:"Necesito algunas piezas para mi cortacéspedes." - Jesus
Not authentic without this signature.
Lie.
Being in front of a computer is not being in public.
Bottom line concerning your always lying:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/788902a52f76b264?
May we, who are Jesus' disciples (either Jew or gentile), continue to
be mindful for WDJW by rebuking you at each GOD-given opportunity as
GOD desires:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/31c3b88286afc5bd?
No, the bottom line concerning what you've said is
it is pure crap. I've even gone as far as to say
Jesus is LORD in public in front of six witnesses,
and nothing happened.
You're a fake Andy...
--
"And everyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be
forgiven, but anyone who blasphemes against Andrew B. Chung will not
be forgiven."
> "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com> barked:
>
>> Non-christians have been invariably unable to publicly say with their
>> mouths that "Jesus is LORD."
>
> Anybody can say that, I just did: Three times. It's still untrue, reality
> cares not what people believe, say or do, because reality is unconscious.
>
> That's what you god-botherers cannot handle, because it makes you
> vanishingly insignificant in the cosmic scheme of things, and you need
> more attention than it is reasonable or healthy to expect.
>
If reality is unconscious,
how come you believe that you are conscious?
Insignificant to whom?
--
monkfish
* alt.atheism is removed from the groups header.
I have said nothing here on Usenet which remains a text-based medium.
> I've even gone as far as to say
> Jesus is LORD in public in front of six witnesses,
> and nothing happened.
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for His compelling
you to unwittingly confess that "nothing happened" when you attempted
to say "Jesus is LORD" before six witnesses.
Laus Deo ! ! !
May we, who are Jesus' disciples (either Jew or gentile) continue to
be mindful of WDJW by rebuking you at each GOD-given opportunity as
>
>
> I have said nothing here on Usenet worth a shit.
>
>
> Andrew XXX
> --
> http://groups.google.com/group/milfworld/sex_slaves
True!
Very very true! The guy is a waste of bandwidth.
It is interesting that you - a claimed theology student - do not
understand that reality is not a "being".
And your question proves it.
Perhaps you're just to stupid to understand what the word "say"
means, as in presently speaking, denotes action.
I know you're a cheater, are you trying to corrupt the Holy Ghost
as well ?
You;re a liar, Chungiepoo, and your attitude and tactics prove it.
The can be no doubt now, even among the most idiotic of your
followers. Your fan club and following are dying out.......
Laus Deo ! ! !
> Perhaps you're just to stupid to understand what the word "say"
> means, as in presently speaking, denotes action.
The Holy Spirit cancelled any willed action so that you were compelled
to unwittingly write "nothing happened."
Meanwhile, the challenge stands for any non-christian, including you
satan via any of your sockpuppets, to publicly say with their mouth
that "Jesus is LORD" without the help of the Holy Spirit thereby
giving an exception to 1 Corinthians 12:3 and invalidating this GOD-
provided scientific proof.
May we, who are Jesus' disciples (either Jew or gentile), continue to
> satan is a sockpuppet and I am Satan!
> Andrew XXX
Andrew B. Satan
Oh, any "following" of Andy's was still-born -- but his fan club
continues unabashed and unabated.
After all, you cannot buy entertainment like this.
-- cary
Still talking as if you know all about reality?
Is God a being?
Take a number and find the end of the line....
I have already done it Chungiepoo.
Andrew B. Chung is a liar:
Tell us about it....
Bottom line concerning your having less free will:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/a88f3caf4697e3e7?
<><
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/1a812afc784ae683?
Says the boy who has compulsively repeated that very same line,
word for word, over and over, time and time and time and time
and time and time and time again. And again.
You also cannot buy irony like that.
--cary
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/a88f3caf4697e3e7?
>
> <><
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/1a812afc784ae683?
> "May you suffer infinitely more times than all the suffering combined
> you have caused with your lies especially to those who have overeaten
> to the point of affliction because of your delusion that hunger is
> bad... ... and just when you think your suffering is absolutely
> unbearable,
> may GOD amplify it by infinity and extend the duration to eternity as
> HE casts you into that lake of fire being prepared for you and your
> children
So Andrew is Satanic.
As has been oft-written, nothing is being said here on usenet, which
remains a text-based medium.
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for His compelling
you to again unwittingly testify that you remain unable to publicly
declare with your mouth that "Jesus is LORD."
Laus Deo !!!
<><
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/1a812afc784ae683?
Your idiocy knows no bounds, does it?
I replied to this statement before, stating that you're talking out of
your arsehole.
I have no problem in mouthing the words in public, even though you get
some funny looks around here for uttering that sort of shite.
Of course, we don't MEAN it, because the cunt doesn't exist, but that's
no block to saying it.
I could go to the cathedral precinct tomorrow and tell the whole city
that I had broccoli in my socks.
It would be just as relevant.
--
"Good evening. Here is the news on Friday, the 27th of Geldof.
Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a
missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in
Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is
believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within
this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is
purely coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church
leaders."
--Newsreader, Red Dwarf, Better than Life
Many thanks, much prause, and all the glory to GOD for His compelling
you to unwittingly reveal again that you are unable to get your
sockpuppets to publicly say with their mouths that "Jesus is LORD."
And let us not forgot to give a little shout out too, to your timidity
and all-around intellectual dishonesty, for compelling you
to helplessly snip the gist of my post.
That is correct - so what you are doing is saying lies.
You are praying to the wrong person again:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6299aeb3c80b5d2b?
<><
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/1a812afc784ae683?
And you are dishonestly snipping again.
(but in your favor, I must admit that leaving my posts intact
would highlight your lies)
--cary
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6299aeb3c80b5d2b?
>
> <><
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/1a812afc784ae683?
I am satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon)
> unconvinced neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
> You are praying to the wrong person again:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6669aeb3c80b5d2b?
>
><
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/1a666afc784ae683?
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a
local
liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,
idealistic
ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for
conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious
man.
Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature."
"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action."
The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
wrong
way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit
taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and
led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several
times.
Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
voice,
"I hope not, it's only 2130 now."