Finding Bosun Higgs, the Soul and the Black Hole - {Modern Theoretical Physics Satirical Note 20120624}

[Koos Nolst Trenite]

sci.physics Title: 'Finding Bosun Higgs, the Soul and the Black Hole'

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Will 'Modern Theoretical Physicists' find Bosun Higgs, the Soul
or their Black Hole?

24 June 2012
{Modern Theoretical Physics
Satirical Note 20120624}

(added to and published
on 3 July 2012)

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A Black Hole for a Soul {slogan}

- Modern Theoretical Physics for the Sociopaths,
a satirical treatise.

(a summary is provided,
as Textnote (a).,
further below)

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This satirical work intends to relieve you of the most absurd
"science" currently accepted by "mainstream" journalism, and by
governments and by universities alike,

Modern Theoretical Physics perverting Rutherford's use of
a Cloud Chamber

(which made Small Physics Particles visible - SMALL
Particles, you know, but not at all very small
Particles, much less smallest or Fine Particles
[iFPP}

- these are not at all made visible in a Cloud
Chamber (photography of vapor traces that SMALL
particles can make then, when water-vapor is about
to condense into tiny droplets, which are visible) ).

But,

what THEY do, with their Modern Theoretical Boson
particles, is making modern physics into a travesty of
"science," conducted and originated by Sociopaths. *(1)
{iFPP}

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"Boson Physics"


E = I * Q squared

is, of course, the 'God formula' or 'the Answer to the
Universe,'

postulated to exist, by the eminent Swiss physicist and
Nobel Laureate ('NoLau') Albert Einstein, *

and by his science cousin Stephen Hawking, **

to exist (postulating the 'God formula' exists) in Higgs
time-space.

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And the photons emanating from that time-space,

spelling out 'The Answer to the Universe and its
Creation' - these photons

finally caught up with science, (under the ground, in the
French-speaking part of Switzerland)

in Einstein space-time, escaping as they (the photons) did
finally from Hawking's Black Hole,

revealed to the science community in the well-chosen
location of Gruyere, at the site of Albert Einstein's
funeral (Switzerland's most famous citizen).

That Swiss town, Gruyere, is also famous,
since centuries already, for the manufacture
of black holes, described by 'classical physics'
as found in its local dairy products named
after the town.

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The eminent Modern Theoretical Physicists, Einstein (Albert)
and Hawking (Stephen) prophesized, or postulated as one
says in science,

not without reason and logic, while it practically
jumped off their pages of formulas, into their face
- so they practically HAD to predict -

when it occurs, that space-time coincides with or
fully overlaps its reversal, time-space

- expressed in lay terms (so that the
journalists will also understand it):

When space will come to coincide with
time - then

a Bosun named Higgs will appear, and

- so it is written in the scriptures of Albert
Einstein - he would then,

at that singularity of confluence of space and
time, he would

give to the world of Modern Theoretical Physics and its
celebrating delight,

the long-postulated GOD FORMULA,

the 'answer to the Universe,'

to explain the creation of the Universe (as seen by Einstein et al.)

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When will this singularity occur?

When will the savior of Modern Theoretical Physics (MTP) and thus of
the Universe, manifest? When will this Bosun Higgs be found?

And more importantly, what shall we do with him, when we find him?

Legacy folklore suggest this will happen 'Early in the morning.'

But what if our beloved Higgs happens to be intoxicated?

(In lyrical terms: What shall we do with him, with Bosun
Higgs

- his name in earlier scriptures is also spelled
Boatswain (rather than Bosun) - what shall be
done with him -

if he is found drunk - and at that, early in the morning?)

The overlap of Bosun Higgs 'an individual'

(a Soul)

and Higgs Boson 'a God Particle'

(a particle postulated to be, like Einstein and
Hawking, SEPARATE from a soul and thus SEPARATE
from Life, and thus TRULY Scientific) this overlap

is highly significant, in the present context,

as Modern Theoretical Physics (MTP) DEFINES itself

(itself being Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking)

as SEPARATE from the soul, as SEPARATE from Life, because

"Life does not emanate photons" and therefore
CAN NOT BE MEASURED

by the eminent Modern Theoretical Physicists,
including another famous duo, Michelson and
Morley,

and so, SCIENTIFICALLY LIFE DOES NOT EXIST.

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Thus the question 'When will the Higgs Boson be found? And where?' is
of the utmost concern of survival to the Religion of CONCERN, leading
now a buried - but energy-devouring - existence

deep under the ground of the town of Gruyere in Switzerland

(buried within swapped space-time, known under its abbreviation
CERN).

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You having patiently endured all the above, I think you should be
finally told the answer:


The Higgs Bosun WILL be found in space-time of course,
at the exact moment in that space-time, that

a Large Hadron Collides with their (Albert's and Stephen's
soul),

which gives a Big Bang. (Don't try this at home!)

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The eminent scientist Stephen Hawking

(briefly known in the History of Time)

and the laureate Albert Einstein

(scientifically known as an infinitely small - and at that
fleeting or transient - amount of photons of constant Einstein
velocity, but of relatively shrinking mass)

these - and other Modern Theoretical Physicists (MTPs) -

will thereby be judged (at last judged, finally judged) as to

whether they HAVE (are) a soul, or on the other hand, (are) a Black
Hole, and,

more importantly, it will be established by Modern Theoretical
Physics, for the first time and simultaneously,

in which space-time they exist.

(You never know, do you, until you measure it exactly.)

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Using super cool Tesla spools set up in the famous caves and caverns
existing deeply under the Swiss town of Gruyere, the parameters for
the experiment are then set up

to steer a collision course with their Soul's Large Hadron (SLH)

(or their Small Hadron, as the case may be - some people have
not a big but a tiny Hadron),

and in case not a soul turns up but a Black Hole presents itself
instead, then of course the experiment is set up

to steer a collision course with their Black Hole's Hadron (BHH).

Once again: Do not do this at home.

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For those interested in the calculations of someone's
Hadron size:

The size of your friend's or really anyone's Hadron, is
calculated with the formula

(E = I * Q squared)

where 'E' is the Einstein-Energy (in reverse time-space and
as a second relative singularity, obviously); and

where 'I' is the spherical (spatial) flux of photons spinning
constantly from a Hawking Black Hole before Big Bang ('bBB');
and

where 'Q' is the Quark-express-field Force that makes space-time
fluctuate (contract and expand)

as dictated by the God formula, (making the creation of
the Universe possible)

which is self-evident as the Universe exists and is
scientifically observable, and its fluctuation is

as predicted by Einstein's - relatively unknown - Fourth
Theory of Special Relativity

(locally known as 'Kirsch Relativity)'

which he formulated during a relatively productive
stay in the Swiss town of Emmenthal (near Gruyere,
in the Fondue valley).

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This has made Global Positioning of Modern Theoretical Physics
possible,*** and is directly responsible for this and for other
jewels of

Modern Investigative Journalism. ****

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Wishing you a Very Happy and Prosperous Big Bang,***** I remain etc.,

Koos Nolst Trenite 'Cause Trinity'
physicist, human rights philosopher and poet

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Textnote:

(a) (summary)

DENYING and OPPOSING actual science and the nature of Life
itself, as Modern Theoretical "Physicists" are,

a satirical approach would relieve some of the DISCORD

with Life AND with actual Physics, and with science in
general,

and by consequence the Destruction of Life, of actual
Physics, and of science in general,

that these have introduced and keep introducing into society,

aided by the paid-for Stupidity of THE journalists.

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There are enough sources of ACTUAL physics publicly
available,

but THE journalists - COWARDLY conforming with Sociopaths
as they are - do shun real Modern Particle Physics,

as given in [iFPP} 'Introduction to Fine Particle Physics.'

(summary end)

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Footnotes:


(1) See [WSME] under References, below.

(*) See [CCL], [EFOL] under References, below, and see (***)

(**) See [SHEFP] under References, below.

(***) See [EHSLB] and [EHSLB-A] under References, below.

(****) 'APNewsBreak: Evidence of 'God particle' found'
By JOHN HEILPRIN, Associated Press
(3 July 2012)
File: The Associated Press: APNewsBreak: Evidence of
'God particle' found.html
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hMMICo77pbz8HHqvoD-Te9sPaRUQ
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ ...
... ALeqM5hMMICo77pbz8HHqvoD-Te9sPaRUQ

(*****) See [CCL]under References, below,

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References:

[WSME]'Wikipedia a sewer for Medical Evil, while implying "Medical
Evil does not exist" '
{HRI 20120701-I-V1.0-t} [WSME]
(1 July 2012)
http://groups.google.com/group/uk.legal/msg/3bdde6c26d270964

[CCL] 'Chemical Concept Of Life - 'The Big Bang In Your Primordial
Soup' '
{HRI note 20091115-I-V3.2.2-u_all} [CCL]
(15 November 2009 - Version 3.2.2 on 30 Nov 2009)
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.christnet.christianlife/msg/26d2ace77de056dc


[EFOL] 'Quote (2) 'Einstein and Freud opposed to Leonardo' '
from Version 3.2 of 'Leonardo Da Vinci [EFOL]
- About Aliens, Dimensions, Consciousness, Time, And Earth's
Past And Future {HRI 20040829-V3.2}'
(27 April 2005 quote from Version 3.2 of 26 Apr 2005)
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.anthropology/msg/eed5d42ce5670410

[SHEFP]'Elaboration and Proof, on the Royal Society's famous Sociopath
Stephen Hawking, with his ENTIRELY FALSE "Physics" '
{FPP Note 20091204-II-V1.0.1-A} [SHEFP]
(4 December 2009 - Addition V1.0.1-A on 6 Dec 2009)
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/2416797bf1ec365e
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.christnet.christianlife/msg/1e08e6d5369f82fd
which includes
'Famous Nuclear Scientist Debunked'
{FPP Note 20091204-II-V1.0.1-A-T}
http://groups.google.com/group/soc.men/msg/b79bb711f48bc528

[EHSLB] 'The Einstein Hoax, GPS, and the soul - the Shortened Lunch
Break'
{HRI note 20080705-II}
(5 July 2008)
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/81ab55467026ff15

[EHSLB-A] 'Addition to 'The Einstein Hoax, GPS, and the soul -
the Shortened Lunch Break' [EHSLB-A]
{HRI note 20080705-II-A}
(5 July 2008 - Addition on 11 July 2008)
http://groups.google.com/group/Fine-Particle-Physics/msg/bf4823080622d148
... /msg/bf4823080622d148

[MMRCS]'The 'Michelson and Morley religion' - Carl Sagan, the deceased
science "educator" and TV personality, is a Criminal Mind'
{HRI note 20060812-V1.1} [MMRCS]
(12 August 2006 - Version 1.1 on 13 Aug 2006)
http://groups.google.com/group/Fine-Particle-Physics/msg/ff4cbfe212281463
... /msg/ff4cbfe212281463

{iFPP} 'Introduction to Fine Particle Physics'

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