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Mike Mordant
> http://www.stupid.com/fun/JSAV.html
>
> --
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> ===========================================================
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Moses invests!
St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Mike Mordant barfed this out...
What does Abraham do?
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Dancing Monkey
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Dancing Monkey barfed this out...
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Truth
wrote:
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a?
>
> <><
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
Chung is the Devil!
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Christ's Love
<lov...@thetruth.com> wrote:
>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a?
>
><><
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. You
have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself
aspiar to.
Always remember: Christ love's you, and so do I! Each and every one of you!
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>
> >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a?
> >
> ><><
> >
> >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
>
> Thank you, Andrew
Laus Deo :-)
> and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts.
There is indeed joy in doing what GOD desires :-)
> You have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself
> aspiar to.
Jesus is the way...
... we are to keep our eyes on HIM and know whether HE is smiling in
our direction.
"I am the way and the truth and the life." -- LORD Jesus Christ.
Amen.
We know GOD is smiling in our direction...
... when we are much hungrier (Luke 6:21).
>
> Always remember: Christ love's you, and so do I!
"Love each other as I have loved you." -- LORD Jesus Christ.
Amen.
> Each and every one of you!
GOD is love :-)
May you and other dear brethren, friends, and neighbors have a
blessedly wonderful 2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus
Christ as the Son of Man ...
... by being hungrier:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f891e617d10bd689?
Hunger is wonderful ! ! !
It's how we know what GOD desires, which is what is good.
Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve
paid for with their and our immortal lives.
"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...
... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)
Amen.
Here is a Spirit-guided exegesis of Luke 6:21 given in hopes of
promoting much greater understanding:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/cc2aa8f8a4d41360?
Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be healthier...
Marana tha
Prayerfully in the awesome name of LORD Jesus Christ,
Andrew <><
--
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/076ebd277bbfd158?
Steve O
"Christ's Love" <christ...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:jfme34989aecmedlc...@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 23 May 2008 16:51:55 -0700 (PDT), "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
> <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote:
>
>>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a?
>>
>><><
>>
>>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
>
> Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. You
> have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself
> aspiar to.
Aspi-what???
--
Steve O
a.a. #2240 (Apatheist Chapter)
B.A.A.W.A.
Convicted by Earthquack
"I have a miraculous picture of Jesus - if you look really closely at the
face, you can see a burnt tortilla"
hhya...@gmail.com
wrote:
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a?
>
> <><
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
My young son who is just entering first grade also knows that a house
built on sand would not stand.
He was not taught but learned himself.
Yet, your so-called idol Jesus also had that in mind to remind matured
person, it them makes no difference between his status and my son.
And my son loves his parents and friends without doubt and with
sincere which were not the foundation for your god's love.
Your god's aim was to control, control the mind of all the people,
their lives, their thinking and way of living.
Modern man would not stand for this type of restriction..... of
course, perhaps not your choice.
hhya...@gmail.com
wrote:
You must be a nut doctor....or a witch doctor from Africa.
Uncle Frederik
> On May 23, 4:51 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com>
> wrote:
>> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9
>>
>> <><
>>
> Chung is the Devil!
Agreed.
Zen Cohen
"Christ's Love" <christ...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
....> Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. You
> have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself
> aspiar to.
>
>
> Always remember: Christ love's you, and so do I! Each and every one of
> you!
Why is it that when people find Jesus they often lose their ability to spell
and punctuate?
Uncle Frederik
> On May 24, 7:51 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com>
> wrote:
>> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/
>>
>> <><
>>
>
> My young son who is just entering first grade also knows that a house
> built on sand would not stand.
> He was not taught but learned himself.
I think your son is a lot smarter than old man Chung will ever be.
> Yet, your so-called idol Jesus also had that in mind to remind matured
> person, it them makes no difference between his status and my son.
> And my son loves his parents and friends without doubt and with
> sincere which were not the foundation for your god's love.
Again another excellent example to show that you don't need a god or
whatever to be a good person.
> Your god's aim was to control, control the mind of all the people,
> their lives, their thinking and way of living.
> Modern man would not stand for this type of restriction..... of
> course, perhaps not your choice.
Just look at Chung. He is all the reason why anyone should not believe
in a god. Nice post.
Free Lunch
wrote:
Presumably it's related to their loss of ability to think critically.
Agent Haskell, IRS
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ Mike Mordant barfed this out...
>
> > On May 15, 6:12 pm, St. Jackanapes <webmas...@jackanapes.ws> wrote:
> > >http://www.stupid.com/fun/JSAV.html
>
> > > --
> > > St. Jackanapeshttp://www.jackanapes.ws
> > > ===========================================================
> > > "Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli
>
> > Moses invests!
>
> What does Abraham do?
Negotiates.
Agent Haskell, IRS
> On Fri, 23 May 2008 16:51:55 -0700 (PDT), "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
>
> <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote:
> >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a?
>
> ><><
>
> >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
>
> Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. You
> have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself
> aspiar to.
"Aspiar?"
That sounds dirty.
Uncle Frederik
>>
>>
>> <><
>>
>>
>
> Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts.
Even the ones about Satan's emesis coated barbed member? You're eather
a Liar or a Sicko...
St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS father...@yahoo.com
twittered...
I've always thought that Abraham was pissed off that god intervened in
his kid's sacrifice. YHWH had already said that he would have
uncountable progeny, so he was happy to be rid of this lazy and back
talking brat the old-fashioned way - sacrifice him to a god. IN his day
that's how everyone got rid of a kid that was obviously going to be
trouble than he was worth. Why bother raising a kid that you knew would
skate off with the next passing desert circus caravan. He knew he could
have a shitload more who would take good care of him in his old age. And
then that fucking fickle YHWH steps in and spoils the fun! What an
asshole. I bet that Abraham was wishing that he hadn't made that one-god
only deal, but now he was stuck with it.
--
St. Jackanapes
Father Haskell
> Inalt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS fatherhask...@yahoo.com
> twittered...
>
>
>
> > On May 23, 6:26 pm, St. Jackanapes <st-j...@jackanapes.ws> wrote:
> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ Mike Mordant barfed this out...
>
> > > > On May 15, 6:12 pm, St. Jackanapes <webmas...@jackanapes.ws> wrote:
> > > > >http://www.stupid.com/fun/JSAV.html
>
> > > > > --
> > > > > St. Jackanapeshttp://www.jackanapes.ws
> > > > > ===========================================================
> > > > > "Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli
>
> > > > Moses invests!
>
> > > What does Abraham do?
>
> > Negotiates.
>
> I've always thought that Abraham was pissed off that god intervened in
> his kid's sacrifice. YHWH had already said that he would have
> uncountable progeny, so he was happy to be rid of this lazy and back
> talking brat the old-fashioned way - sacrifice him to a god. IN his day
> that's how everyone got rid of a kid that was obviously going to be
> trouble than he was worth. Why bother raising a kid that you knew would
> skate off with the next passing desert circus caravan. He knew he could
> have a shitload more who would take good care of him in his old age. And
> then that fucking fickle YHWH steps in and spoils the fun! What an
> asshole. I bet that Abraham was wishing that he hadn't made that one-god
> only deal, but now he was stuck with it.
Camels were worth too much based on cargo capacity.
Smiler
> On Fri, 23 May 2008 16:51:55 -0700 (PDT), "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
> <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote:
>
>>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a?
>>
>><><
>>
>>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
>
> Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. You
> have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself
> aspiar to.
>
"......where they stroke each other for there posts. How
pathetic. I would laugh if it wasn't so sad."
What's "aspiar", moron?
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
Preventer of Work
>
>
> "Christ's Love" <christ...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:jfme34989aecmedlc...@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 23 May 2008 16:51:55 -0700 (PDT), "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
>> <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote:
>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a?
>>>
>>> <><
>>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
>>
>> Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. You
>> have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself
>> aspiar to.
>
> Aspi-what???
>
>
Never mind. It's some kind of love-word in their mutual masturbation
club. It sort of spills out at *that* time.
Dragonblaze
> On Fri, 23 May 2008 16:51:55 -0700 (PDT), "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
>
> <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote:
> >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a?
>
> ><><
>
> >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
>
> Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. You
> have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself
> aspiar to.
That is 'aspire'.
Dragonblaze
- Apes evolved from Creationists! -
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> brethren "Christ's Love" <christ...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> >
> >>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a?
> >>
> >><><
> >>
> >>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
> >
> > Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. You
> > have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself
>
> Aspi-what???
a s p i r e
May you and other dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a
blessedly wonderful 2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus
Christ as the Son of Man ...
... by being hungrier:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f891e617d10bd689?
Hunger is wonderful ! ! !
It's how we know what GOD desires, which is what is good.
Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve
paid for with their and our immortal lives.
"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...
... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)
Amen.
Here is a Spirit-guided exegesis of Luke 6:21 given in hopes of
promoting much greater understanding:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/cc2aa8f8a4d41360?
Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be healthier...
Marana tha
Prayerfully in the awesome name of LORD Jesus Christ,
Andrew <><
--
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/3558812d72ab4e17?
Sanity's Little Helper
> On Fri, 23 May 2008 16:51:55 -0700 (PDT), "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
> <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote:
>
>>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a?
>>
>><><
>>
>>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
>
> Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. You
> have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself
> aspiar to.
>
>
<snork> Do these two _ever_ deserve each other?
> Always remember: Christ loves you, so I don't have to
IFYSFY - including the apostrophe this time.
--
David Silverman
aa #2208
Defender of Civilisation
Lord Mayor of Dis
Lawful copyright holder of the term "Earthquack".
Not authentic without this signature.
Robibnikoff
"Steve O" <nospa...@thanks.com> wrote in message
news:69p573F...@mid.individual.net...
>
>
> "Christ's Love" <christ...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:jfme34989aecmedlc...@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 23 May 2008 16:51:55 -0700 (PDT), "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
>> <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote:
>>
>>>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a?
>>>
>>><><
>>>
>>>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
>>
>> Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. You
>> have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself
>> aspiar to.
>
> Aspi-what???
Aspirate?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
Thom Madura
Yipes - Creationists with intelligence?
Mark K. Bilbo
Aspirin?
Mark K. Bilbo
<snort>
Yeah like *that'll* happen...
bob young
"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
>
> convicted neighbor Steve O wrote:
> > brethren "Christ's Love" <christ...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > >
> > >>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a?
> > >>
> > >><><
> > >>
> > >>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
> > >
> > > Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. You
> > > have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself
> > > aspire to.
> >
> > Aspi-what???
>
> a s p i r e
>
> May you and other dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a
> blessedly wonderful 2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus
> Christ as the Son of Man ...
....indeed we should enjoy our 2008 year. [Well at least
those of use clear of earthquakes and tropical cyclones.
80,000 dead and still counting, a good proportion of them
innocent chgildren - some 'loving god!']
We should enjoy whilst we can because The First Word Nuclear
War is not very far off. It will be between Islam and
Christianity and will kill off possibly a third of humanity,
all in the name of theirimaginary gods.
So enjoy wjilst you can.........
FATWA FATWA.
"Onward Christian soldiers, going out to war,
with the cross of Jesus going on before
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Dragonblaze wrote:
> >> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> >>
> >>> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a?
> >>>
> >>> <><
> >>>
> >>> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
>
> >> Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. You
> >> have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself
> >
> > That is 'aspire'.
> >
> > Dragonblaze
> >
> > - Apes evolved from Creationists! -
> >
>
> Yipes - Creationists with intelligence?
GOD is the Source of all intelligence, knowledge, and wisdom.
May we, who are intelligent, continue to pray for your perishing soul,
dear Thom:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/3cef85cf7bd411d0?
Prayerfully in the awesome name of LORD Jesus Christ,
Andrew <><
--
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/076ebd277bbfd158?
J666
wrote:
> May we, who are intelligent, .....
People can certainly be critical of you for many things, but they
cannot say that you do not have a sense of humor.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>
>
> People can certainly be critical of you for many things, but they
> cannot say that you do not have a sense of humor.
Without the LORD, whatever you and others may write is meaningless
(Ecclesiastes).
May we, who are Jesus' disciples, continue to rebuke you at each GOD-
given opportunity as GOD desires:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/31c3b88286afc5bd?
<><
May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful
2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of
Man ...
... by being hungrier:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f891e617d10bd689?
Hunger is wonderful ! ! !
It's how we know what GOD desires, which is what is good.
Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve
paid for with their and our immortal lives.
"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...
... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)
Amen.
Here is a Spirit-guided exegesis of Luke 6:21 given in hopes of
promoting much greater understanding:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/cc2aa8f8a4d41360?
Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be healthier...
Marana tha
Prayerfully in the awesome name of LORD Jesus Christ,
Andrew <><
--
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/3558812d72ab4e17?
J666
(in message
<201e6819-4abd-4bb0...@i76g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>):
> May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren
Friends, Romans, Countrymen give your ..... soon it will be June dear
neighbors .....
St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out...
One hump or two?
--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
===========================================================
"Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli
-----------------------------------------------------------
VISIT DR. CHUNG'S CAT HOUSE: http://tinyurl.com/39gbog