WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
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The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is...TIM BOLEN!
14 votes Tim Bolen
09 votes Warhol
08 votes Dave Moore
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Tim! You've been sharing your kookery on behalf of quacks
for years on the web and in email. How kind of you to start sharing it
with us (tinu) on USENET!
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is...Disqualified? OOPS!
16 votes Ken Pangborn
03 votes Kurt Gavin
03 votes None of the above
01 votes acytra
My apologies to all the voters. I must have been paying too much attention
to the contents of the COO Beer Cooler when I approved this nomination for
the ballot. It turns out that Kenny Kakes won this award two years ago,
and so he can't win it again. Darn. Two beers to Pope 'Ratz for pointing
this out, a beer for all the voters, and no beer for me!
Even so, it is most amusing that 1) the sage voters of the AUK Kook Awards
were more than happy to vote Kenny Kakes this award again, demonstrating
that USENET's reigning Village Idiot is still utterly clueless, and 2)
Kenny Kakes himself never caught the mistake, even with the ballot right in
front of him, thus completely missing a chance to gloat and claim
"victolly!" (BTW, Kenny Kakes, you missed your chance. Too late!) Such
incredible cluelessness and lamery deserves recognition. I shall change
sombreros some hours from now to post a few appropriate nominations.
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above tied, so
there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will be a run off
election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
12 votes Andrew Chung
08 votes Pamela Russell
05 votes Jonathan Kamens
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Dr. Chung! You must think that running away from tough
questions is a wonderful witness for the Lord.
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
The winner is...ANDRE LIEVEN!
14 votes Andre Lieven
10 votes Tim Bolen
08 votes Warhol
01 votes Sampath
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Andre! You must be really looney to have beaten out both
this month's Kook of the Month and Warhol the Mad Moor, someone so known
for bad ideas that he has won awards for both weird science and weird
religion.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
The winner is...ALT.RELIGION.ISLAM FLAMEWAR PARTICIPANTS!
18 votes alt.religion.islam flamewar participants
01 votes Sampath
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, anti-Islamic bigots and lamers! You worked so hard to get
Arash of alt.religion.islam a kook award. Instead, you got your nomination
of Arash rejected, convinced anyone with a clue to throw all of you into
their bozo bins, and won a kook award for yourselves. Good going! *golf
clap*
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
20 votes Andrew Chung
08 votes Tim Bolen
06 votes Andre Lieven
00 votes gb6724
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations again, Dr. Chung! <Dr. Phil>I hear you're trying to
convince the kookologists that you are the personification of Christ's love
for sinners. How's that working out for you?</Dr. Phil>
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is...CONNOR_A!
17 votes YES
02 votes NO
Congratulations, rape advocate! You really do a great job of representing
the essence of soc.men, including snapping at the most naked hooks dropped
in front of you by the regulars of AUK.
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is...RICHARD "TEH ST00PID" BULLIS!
19 votes Richard "teh St00pid" Bullis
11 votes Tim Bolen
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, St00pid! Presenting you with your fifth Palmjob Paddle
and your 29th USENET Kook Award really makes a great opening for my reign
as Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler. So, St00pid, did you manage to set
a record for being the most SPNAKED ko0k in the history of USENET?
TONY SIDAWAY "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is...PL!
09 votes PL
07 votes Martha Vandella
02 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, PL! I'm sure what convinced the voters to choose you over
the melodramatic Martha Vandella were the even more ridiculous rants and
fake nominations you posted /after/ you were nominated. That shows there's
nothing like a good campaign for winning awards.
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is...ANDRE LIEVEN!
17 votes Andre Lieven
14 votes Tim Bolen
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations again, Poutine for Brains! Say hi to Chicken Dickie
Scoville up there on Cemetary Ridge for us (tinu). It seems he hasn't come
back down yet.
GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
The winner is...TIM BOLEN!
24 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations again, Tim! You must really attracting attention with your
k'lames of "victolly" on behalf of the quacks and spammers in NANAE. You
managed to garner more votes for this award than any other award winner
this month. I haven't seen such enthusiasm for a kook since you won the
Balsa Gavel last month.
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...ALEXA CAMERON!
18 votes Alexa Cameron
01 votes gb6724
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations to my favorite alien abductee! You've been known as the
Queen of Screed for years. Now, you have the award to prove it!
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
The winner is...CLETIS PERKINS POSTING AS MARK DUFOUR!
10 votes Cletis Perkins posting as Mark Dufour
06 votes [hanson]
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Compost! In honor of your notorious racism, I thought it
would be ironically appropriate to see what one of your filthy bigoted
rants would read like if delivered in the style of Snoop Dogg. Click on
the link!
I think the gizooglized version of your schtick is a vast improvement.
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winner is...LUCIFER MORNING STAR ANGEL OF DEATH!
18 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congralations, Bearer of Light...Headedness! Never have I seen a kook
devise a theology from such outlandishly imcompatible sources.
KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
The winner is...STEVEN RAY WINTER!
15 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations, Steebie! How the kookologists managed to miss that you
have been TOSed from so many ISPs and NSPs for so long is a wonder!
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
The winner is...KEN PANGBORN, TRAINED BY AUK!
17 votes Ken Pangborn, trained by AUK as a whole
09 votes Raymond Karczewski trained by Chadwick Stone
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Kenny Kakes! You have the dubious distinction of being
the trained bitch of an entire newsgroup. Now, fetch!
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is...SPOOGE!
18 votes YES
02 votes NO
All Hail Spooge! All Hail Petitmorte!
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is...TOM BISHOP!
15 votes Tom Bishop
11 votes Andrew Chung
04 votes Richard Scoville
Congratulations, Tosser, for beating both the incumbent and one of the big
w(h)inners of the month. My your term be long and lachrymose!
<music>The Internet is for Porn
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MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
15 votes The Big-8 Management Board
09 votes The Blankverse Peon, Will Dockery, Tom Bishop, and Cyborga
of rec.arts.poems
Congratulations, Team Calvin! How goes the proposal to create your own
private clubhouse group for proposals, just so something like
soc.men.moderated can never happen again?
This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2006
Usenet Kook Awards. Thirty-seven people submitted thirty-seven ballots.
All thirty-seven were deemed valid and were counted.
See you all early next month, when the all the Americans will have become
sick and tired of turkey and nearly everyone reading will have frantically
begun their Christmas shopping.
Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob, and Fluffy!
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Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk
Kadaitcha Man
wagoner, muddled:
> 03 votes Kurt Gavin
> 03 votes None of the above
> As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
> tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
> be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou swasher. All that is within him does condemn itself for being
there.
Kadaitcha Man
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
> The winner is...ALT.RELIGION.ISLAM FLAMEWAR PARTICIPANTS!
>
> 18 votes alt.religion.islam flamewar participants
> 01 votes Sampath
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, anti-Islamic bigots and lamers! You worked so hard
> to get Arash of alt.religion.islam a kook award. Instead, you got
> your nomination of Arash rejected, convinced anyone with a clue to
> throw all of you into their bozo bins, and won a kook award for
> yourselves. Good going! *golf clap*
Appropriate group added.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou idle old man. Thou rotten, indecent all in all spleen and nothing
of a man.
The Lord of Fair Punishments
"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <poll...@netcabal.com> wrote in
message news:Xns987626CC5687Bpi...@204.153.244.170...
> <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDfy1ZLeh5Q
> </music>
>
> The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006 Usenet
> Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
American people just had the best Election Day they've had for past 12
years. Time for your little self-promoting kooks get some life?
The Lord of Fair Punishments
"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
message news:eiut4l$ddu$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <poll...@netcabal.com>, the herbal
> wagoner, muddled:
>
>> 03 votes Kurt Gavin
>> 03 votes None of the above
>
>> As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
>> tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
>> be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
>
> ROFL
These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
The Lord of Fair Punishments
saleswoman, stuttered:
> Yes, but life is a challenge in general.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
> > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <poll...@netcabal.com>, the herbal
> > wagoner, muddled:
> >
> >> 03 votes Kurt Gavin
Kurt remains in my prayers:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
> >> 03 votes None of the above
> >
> >> As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
> >> tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
> >> be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
> >
> > ROFL
>
> These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
Hugh Jarse
> The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
> > "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
> > > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <poll...@netcabal.com>, the herbal
> > > wagoner, muddled:
> > >
> > >> 03 votes Kurt Gavin
>
> Kurt remains in my prayers:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
>
> > >> 03 votes None of the above
> > >
> > >> As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
> > >> tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
> > >> be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
> > >
> > > ROFL
> >
> > These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
>
> May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
> neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
>
NEWSFLASH:
GIANT NOSE IN ATLANTA GA CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE. IT'S GROWING BY THE
MINUTE!!!
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Your nose is indeed giant if it can be seen extending to Atlanta GA
from the UK :-)
This victory belongs to GOD, whom I love with all my heart, soul, mind,
and strength.
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
Fear GOD and dread nought:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/352546a7bf4a81ee?
Your consolation prize is eternal life if you choose to surrender to
HIM:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
HIM), dear neighbor Hugh whom I love unconditionally.
krp
"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <poll...@netcabal.com> wrote in
message news:Xns987626CC5687Bpi...@204.153.244.170...
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDfy1ZLeh5Q
> </music>
>
> The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006 Usenet
> Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
So the inmates in AUK can feel good about themselves. The awards is the Only
way they can!
Lucifer
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
> The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
> > "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
> > > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <poll...@netcabal.com>, the herbal
> > > wagoner, muddled:
> > >
> > >> 03 votes Kurt Gavin
>
> Kurt remains in my prayers:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
>
> > >> 03 votes None of the above
> > >
> > >> As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
> > >> tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
> > >> be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
> > >
> > > ROFL
> >
> > These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
>
> May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
> neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
Hey god, fuck you!
Nope....still going
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
> > > "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
> > > > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <poll...@netcabal.com>, the herbal
> > > > wagoner, muddled:
> > > >
> > > >> 03 votes Kurt Gavin
> >
> > Kurt remains in my prayers:
> >
> > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
> >
> > > >> 03 votes None of the above
> > > >
> > > >> As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
> > > >> tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
> > > >> be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
> > > >
> > > > ROFL
> > >
> > > These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
> >
> > May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
> > neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
>
> So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
You would need a heart first. Without love, the first thing to go is
the heart.
Your heart disappeared many years ago.
> Hey god, fuck you!
Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
> Nope....still going
Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/febd847ad7920bd3?
This saddens me.
Prayerfully in the Holy Spirit,
I KILLED YOUR GOD...IT WAS EASY!
MY HEART IS STILL BEATING.
GROW A BRAIN.
Lucifer
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
> > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
> > > > "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
> > > > > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <poll...@netcabal.com>, the herbal
> > > > > wagoner, muddled:
> > > > >
> > > > >> 03 votes Kurt Gavin
> > >
> > > Kurt remains in my prayers:
> > >
> > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
> > >
> > > > >> 03 votes None of the above
> > > > >
> > > > >> As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
> > > > >> tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
> > > > >> be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
> > > > >
> > > > > ROFL
> > > >
> > > > These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
> > >
> > > May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
> > > neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
> >
> > So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
>
> You would need a heart first. Without love, the first thing to go is
> the heart.
Love is between people, something I can and do do. Love for something
that does not exist is merely psychosis
>
> Your heart disappeared many years ago.
Uhm....no. Next?
>
> > Hey god, fuck you!
>
> Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
Ok....hey god, may your eyeballs be pecked out by evil babies and while
you are nailed to the ceiling...
(That do?)
>
> > Nope....still going
>
> Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
> he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
I am only possessed by one thing - myself. My one life, my own
vitality.
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
>
Pastor Kutchie
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6f8eb4d5e5c1f06c?
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
HIM) dear neighbor Kutchie whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/313f3ced0a2485b4?
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
HIM), dear neighbor whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
Killer hissed:
> <hiss sputter hiss hiss>
> MY HEART IS STILL BEATING.
It remains my hope that your heart will continue to beat (unless you
choose to curse GOD).
> GROW A BRAIN.
Sorry to hear that you are anencephalic. Please forgive all my
iniquities.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > Lucifer shrieked:
> > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
> > > > > "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
> > > > > > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <poll...@netcabal.com>, the herbal
> > > > > > wagoner, muddled:
> > > > > >
> > > > > >> 03 votes Kurt Gavin
> > > >
> > > > Kurt remains in my prayers:
> > > >
> > > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
> > > >
> > > > > >> 03 votes None of the above
> > > > > >
> > > > > >> As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
> > > > > >> tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
> > > > > >> be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ROFL
> > > > >
> > > > > These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
> > > >
> > > > May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
> > > > neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
> > >
> > > So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
> >
> > You would need a heart first. Without love, the first thing to go is
> > the heart.
>
> Love is between people, something I can and do do.
Without GOD, there is only lust which the world mistakens for love.
> Love for something
> that does not exist is merely psychosis
Some folks love science fiction, which by definition does not exist.
These folks as a rule are not psychotic.
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
to provide your own proof that you are without love because if you
were, you would have known what love is.
> > Your heart disappeared many years ago.
>
> Uhm....no.
Yes.
> Next?
There is no next time for you... just a sulfurous pit of fire
compliments of GOD.
> >
> > > Hey god, fuck you!
> >
> > Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
>
> Ok....hey god, may your eyeballs be pecked out by evil babies and while
> you are nailed to the ceiling...
GOD is spirit... no eyeballs.
> (That do?)
(You remind me of the suicidal man standing on a bridge overlooking a
steep ravine asking the passerbys whether they believe he has been
successful at killing himself after feigning a jump)
> > > Nope....still going
> >
> > Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
> > he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
>
> <link snipped by Lucifer in a desperate act of cowardice>
Link restored:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/febd847ad7920bd3?
> I am only possessed by one thing - myself.
Such is the behavior of the deluded.
> My one life, my own vitality.
Without the LORD, your beliefs are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
Auntie Lib
> So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
> Hey god, fuck you!
>
> Nope....still going
Silly goose! Only ANDY gets to decide what a "curse" is. Thus, if
you're still alive, it wasn't a real curse. See how this works? (I
hear Andy wears a kilt while he examines his... um... patients.)
elizabeth
aa#2098
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"I was born with a skeptical mind. Now I ask you, is that fair?
If God gives me a skeptical nature and you an accepting one, then
you're going to be a believer and I'm not. If belief is a ticket to
eternal happiness, I'm definitely handicapped. God gives me a mind
capable of asking questions and what? I'm damned if I use it?"
F. Paul Wilson "The Haunted Air"
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Lucifer wrote:
> > So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
> > Hey god, fuck you!
> >
> > Nope....still going
>
> Silly goose! Only ANDY gets to decide what a "curse" is.
No. I am not GOD.
> Thus, if you're still alive, it wasn't a real curse.
Actually, there are examples of curses in the Holy Bible.
> See how this works?
Yes. The curses in the Holy Bible did work.
> (I hear Andy wears a kilt while he examines his... um... patients.)
Without the LORD, your fantasies are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
HIM) dear neighbor Elizabeth whom I love unconditionally
Mark K. Bilbo
Eclipsed only by the massive ego that's developing an event horizon even
as we type...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"...otherwise, we're looking at the potential
of this kind of world:.... a world in which
oil reserves are controlled by radicals in order
to extract blackmail from the West..." [George Bush]
Wait... oil reserves?
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Vanquished Hugh Jarse squawked:
> > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> >> > "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
> >> > > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <poll...@netcabal.com>, the herbal
> >> > > wagoner, muddled:
> >> > >
> >> > >> 03 votes Kurt Gavin
> >>
> >> Kurt remains in my prayers:
> >>
> >> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
> >>
> >> > >> 03 votes None of the above
> >> > >
> >> > >> As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
> >> > >> tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
> >> > >> be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
> >> > >
> >> > > ROFL
> >> >
> >> > These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
> >>
> >> May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
> >> neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
> >>
> >
> > NEWSFLASH:
> >
> > GIANT NOSE IN ATLANTA GA CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE. IT'S GROWING BY THE
> > MINUTE!!!
>
> Eclipsed only by the massive ego that's developing an event horizon even
> as we type...
Though Hugh's nose may be growing to gigantic proportions, it is hard
to imagine how this would contribute to your ego:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/63d966f43069ee69?
May GOD continue to reduce your pain and keep your heart beating
(unless you choose to curse HIM) dear neighbor Mark whom I love
Pastor Kutchie
Andrew B. Chung, squanderer of intellectual bandwidth wrote:
> Such is the behavior of the vanquished:
>
Well, you'd know all about that, Earthquack. Look at your medical
career.
You know, folks, Earthquack increasingly reminds me of a compound of
Lewis Carroll characters. A sort of cross between the Queen of Hearts,
Humpty Dumpty, the White Rabbit and the Mad Hatter. A petulant,
arrogant panic stricken lunatic who loves to call evasion a 'knock-down
argument'.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>
> > Such is the behavior of the vanquished:
>
Link easily restored:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6f8eb4d5e5c1f06c?
>
> Well, you'd know all about that, Earthquack.
Name-calling simply shows that you remain lost:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/dream.asp
> Look at your medical career.
Be my guest:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/press.asp
Fear GOD and dread nought:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/352546a7bf4a81ee?
> You know, folks, Earthquack increasingly reminds me of a compound of
> Lewis Carroll characters. A sort of cross between the Queen of Hearts,
> Humpty Dumpty, the White Rabbit and the Mad Hatter. A petulant,
> arrogant panic stricken lunatic who loves to call evasion a 'knock-down
> argument'.
Without the LORD, your fantasies are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for using you in HIS
mighty way to demonstrate HIS infinite mercy and grace:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
I KILLED YOUR GOD...IT WAS EASY!
"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lo...@thetruth.com> wrote in message
news:1163106706....@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
> You remain vanquished:
>
>
your brain is vanquished.
your such a moron.
i have met many morons just like you over these many years.
sooner or later you will totaly kook out and end up in a mental ward-happens
everytime.your downfall is when you realize that nobody takes you seriously.
when you realize your god does not exist.
it will drive you over the edge.
happens every time.your not the first kook i ran into-probably not the last.
seek help before it is too late-i mean it dude.
I'm not Farrel you retard
Nomen Nescio wrote:
> Winners? I never saw the ballot posted here. Guess we'll have to try
> to nominate Ernie for the November KOTM.
I re-second that nomination. Just to make sure it takes.
mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
"I KILLED YOUR GOD...IT WAS EASY!" <NUNI...@BIZZNISS.NET> wrote:
> when you realize your god does not exist.
dazzle him with your irrefutable logic and keen rationality
> it will drive you over the edge.
> happens every time.your not the first kook i ran into-probably not the last.
> seek help before it is too late-i mean it dude.
>
>
>
meow arf meow - they are performing horrible experiments in space
major grubert is watching you - beware the bakalite
there can only be one or two - the airtight garage has you neo
Al Klein
<use...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
>Andrew B. Chung, squanderer of intellectual bandwidth wrote:
>> Such is the behavior of the vanquished:
>Well, you'd know all about that, Earthquack. Look at your medical
>career.
You mean the 5 week crash-and-burn wonder?
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"Every sensible man, every honest man, must hold the christian sect in horror. 'But what
shall we substitute in its place?' you say. What? A ferocious animal has sucked the
blood of my relatives. I tell you to rid yourselves of this beast and you ask me what
you shall put in its place?" - Voltaire
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
news:1163120189....@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
This nomination is rejected on the following grounds:
1.) Insufficient evidence for the most recognized of the monthly core
awards. You will need to post much more evidence to AUK, especially if
Mr. Primeau refuses to cross-post "here." Also, start much lower on the
ladder of kook awards. For example, if Mr. Primeau is a quack, post
examples of his quackery. There are several people reading AUK with
enough scientific knowledge to spot bogus science.
2.) Poor form on the part of the people presenting Mr. Primeau to AUK.
Note the following section of the FAQ:
"4. What's this newsgroup NOT for?
This group exists for recreational Kookology, not for Very Personal
Vendetta. It is not to be used for general harassment of someone, or for
net abuse such as spamming and flooding and cancelbombing in an attempt
to gain vengeance on someone or get the denizens of AUK to shut up.
Either way, it won't work, it's very messy, "Bob" will give you triple
your money back, and you don't get a life."
http://netcabal.com/auk/faq.html#question4
Your presentation methods have bordered on those described above.
Consequently, I'm not going to reward them. The AUK awards about about
having fun (albeit sometimes rough and always at the kook's expense),
not revenge. Please be more skillful, clever, amusing, and clueful in
the future.
<rant>Vendetta masquerading as kook presentation has been a recurring
problem lately. During the past few months, posters from three
different newsgroups (rec.music.classical.recordings, rec.radio.*, and
alt.religion.islam) attempted to present their resident net-kooks, but
they did so in such a malicious and ham-handed way that the presenters
themselves were the recipients of kook awards. I've had quite enough of
this. Fortunately, this has not been a problem with AUK regulars. The
n00bs, on the other hand, need to be educated.</rant>
3.) Ballot stuffing by the nominator (Adam "Nomen Nescio" Farrell). He
was caught voting twice, once as "Nomen Nescio"
Message-ID: <1160001716.6...@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>
and once as Adam Farrell.
Message-ID: <1160090631....@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>
Both ballots were identical and both came from the same IP address--
164.50.160.202. That was sufficient evidence for ballot stuffing. Here
is the standard procedure for attempts to stuff the ballot:
"Don't try to vote a second time with a sockpuppet. You will be found
out, and both your ballots will be disqualified. You may also be
disenfranchised from nominating, seconding, and voting on future
elections at the discretion of the Vote Wrangler."
http://netcabal.com/auk/voting.html#question9
Both ballots were indeed disqualified when the votes were counted. I am
now going to take the second step and disenfranchise Adam "Nomen
Nescio" Farrell. This means that his votes, seconds, and nominations,
beginning with this one, will no longer be recognized as valid in
alt.usenet.kooks until further notice. Since I also run the
alt.fan.art-bell awards, I am disenfranching him from elections there,
too.
I am /not/ declaring Adam Farrell AKA Nomen Nescio of alt.baldspot non-
existent. He is eligible for kook awards, beginning with a shiny
Tinfoil Sombrero, should he continue to interfere with AUK elections.
This concludes two official rulings from the FNVW.
--
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk
I KILLED YOUR GOD...IT WAS EASY!
"mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:mair_fheal-66DF1...@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...
> In article <UN-dnYXmirsHUM7Y...@giganews.com>,
> "I KILLED YOUR GOD...IT WAS EASY!" <NUNI...@BIZZNISS.NET> wrote:
>
>> when you realize your god does not exist.
>
> dazzle him with your irrefutable logic and keen rationality
> IF YOU INSIST.......
Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister
> Vanquished Atheist Kutchie shrieked:
> > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> >
> > > Such is the behavior of the vanquished:
> >
> > <link snipped by AK in desperation>
>
> Link easily restored:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6f8eb4d5e5c1f06c?
>
> >
> > Well, you'd know all about that, Earthquack.
>
> Name-calling simply shows that you remain lost:
>
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/dream.asp
>
> > Look at your medical career.
>
> Be my guest:
>
I already have been. Your CV says it all. No CPD since last millennium.
You/re unemployable.
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/press.asp
>
> Fear GOD and dread nought:
>
GOD is an imaginary friend, nought is an imaginary number.
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/352546a7bf4a81ee?
>
> > You know, folks, Earthquack increasingly reminds me of a compound of
> > Lewis Carroll characters. A sort of cross between the Queen of Hearts,
> > Humpty Dumpty, the White Rabbit and the Mad Hatter. A petulant,
> > arrogant panic stricken lunatic who loves to call evasion a 'knock-down
> > argument'.
>
> Without the LORD, your fantasies are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
>
Thank you for so concisely proving my point!
Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
> On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:50:25 -0800, Hugh Jarse wrote:
>
> > Earthquack shamelessly lied:
> >
> >> The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
> >> > "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
> >> > > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <poll...@netcabal.com>, the herbal
> >> > > wagoner, muddled:
> >> > >
> >> > >> 03 votes Kurt Gavin
> >>
> >> Kurt remains in my prayers:
> >>
> >> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
> >>
> >> > >> 03 votes None of the above
> >> > >
> >> > >> As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
> >> > >> tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
> >> > >> be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
> >> > >
> >> > > ROFL
> >> >
> >> > These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
> >>
> >> May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
> >> neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
> >>
> >
> > NEWSFLASH:
> >
> > GIANT NOSE IN ATLANTA GA CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE. IT'S GROWING BY THE
> > MINUTE!!!
>
> Eclipsed only by the massive ego that's developing an event horizon even
> as we type...
>
Earthquack: The Captain Queeg of cardiology.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote
> > Vanquished Atheist Kutchie shrieked:
> > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > >
> > > > Such is the behavior of the vanquished:
> > >
> > > <link snipped by AK in desperation>
> >
> > Link easily restored:
> >
> > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6f8eb4d5e5c1f06c?
> >
> > >
> > > Well, you'd know all about that, Earthquack.
> >
> > Name-calling simply shows that you remain lost:
> >
> > http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/dream.asp
> >
> > > Look at your medical career.
> >
> > Be my guest:
> >
>
> I already have been. Your CV says it all.
Would suggest you inform your doctor(s) about your auditory
hallucinations.
> No CPD since last millennium.
Wouldn't have an active medical license if that were true.
It seems you are regressing into your own personal fantasy world.
> You/re unemployable.
Without the LORD, your fantasies are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
In truth, I am an employer with employees.
> > Fear GOD and dread nought:
> >
> > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/352546a7bf4a81ee?
>
> GOD is an imaginary friend, nought is an imaginary number.
>
Irrefutable proofs of GOD has been given here on usenet in multiple
forms ...
... nought is OE for "nothing of this world."
Here's one ongoing proof where you and your friends are attempting to
overturn upon the pain of death or torture by satan:
... this proof will forever stand as testimony against folks like you
who would choose to deny the existence of GOD.
> > > You know, folks, Earthquack increasingly reminds me of a compound of
> > > Lewis Carroll characters. A sort of cross between the Queen of Hearts,
> > > Humpty Dumpty, the White Rabbit and the Mad Hatter. A petulant,
> > > arrogant panic stricken lunatic who loves to call evasion a 'knock-down
> > > argument'.
> >
> > Without the LORD, your fantasies are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
>
> Thank you for so concisely proving my point!
Your delusional denial demonstrates your eternally vanquished
condition:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6f8eb4d5e5c1f06c?
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
screamed:
> krp has entered into testimony
>> "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" wrote...
>>> <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDfy1ZLeh5Q </music>
>>>
>>> The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006 Usenet
>>> Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>>
>> So the inmates in AUK can feel good about themselves. The awards is the
>> Only way they can!
>
> An acceptance speech was unnecessary, KennyKakes, you were DQ'd from the
> CNotM.
However, his acceptance speech for the BWMDW (speaking as his nominator)
is APPORVEDEST!
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.7...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
krp
"Chadwick StoneŠ" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:SQW4h.658962$Pi2.1...@fe08.news.easynews.com...
>>>
>>> The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006
>>> Usenet Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>>
>> So the inmates in AUK can feel good about themselves. The awards is
>> the Only way they can!
>
> An acceptance speech was unnecessary, KennyKakes, you were DQ'd from the
> CNotM.
Chad like I said those "awards" are the ONLY way you losers can feel good
about yourselves.
krp
> ONE THING IS FOR SURE - IF YOU ARE A REGULAR IN ALT USENET KOOKS YOU
> NEVER HAD A WET DREAM! AS IS TYPICAL FROM ALTERNATE KOOKS THAT IS A
> LOAD OF SHIT! HE LOVES PLAYING THE ROLE OF DRAMA QUEEN ON USENET.
> WHY SHOULD I WASTE MY TIME DOING A FOOL'S ERRAND KNOWING YOU'D ONLY
> DEMAND THAT IT BE AUTHENTICATED. AND THEN DENY THAT! YOU ARE SUCH A
> RAVING DICK YOU ARE A WASTE OF DNA! THAT IS YOUR HANGOUT. IN YOUR
> LITTLE "TESTICLE FREE ZONE!" JUST YOUR OBSESSION WIT TRYING TO RUN
> THE PLACE AND YOPUR SANCTIMONEOUS JUDGEMENTALISM. GOD WHAT A FUKKING
> IDIOT YOU ARE!!
Lucifer
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Science fiction does in fact exist, I can go and buy a sci-fi book in
almost any bookstore. What doesn't exist is the fantastical
technologies etc described within the books.
>
> Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
> to provide your own proof that you are without love because if you
> were, you would have known what love is.
I know what love is. I love and am loved, by many real people
(platonically) and love romantically also
>
> > > Your heart disappeared many years ago.
> >
> > Uhm....no.
>
> Yes.
Please cite, you see, it seems to be doing a good job of pumping blood
through my body.
>
> > Next?
>
> There is no next time for you... just a sulfurous pit of fire
> compliments of GOD.
No, just...nothing. Hence living my life, not wasting it.
>
> > >
> > > > Hey god, fuck you!
> > >
> > > Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
> >
> > Ok....hey god, may your eyeballs be pecked out by evil babies and while
> > you are nailed to the ceiling...
>
> GOD is spirit... no eyeballs.
God is hard liquor?
>
> > (That do?)
>
> (You remind me of the suicidal man standing on a bridge overlooking a
> steep ravine asking the passerbys whether they believe he has been
> successful at killing himself after feigning a jump)
>
> > > > Nope....still going
> > >
> > > Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
> > > he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
> >
> > <link snipped by Lucifer in a desperate act of cowardice>
>
> Link restored:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/febd847ad7920bd3?
I don't snip the links, could just be that i'm using google groups, but
no intentioanl snippage from me.
>
> > I am only possessed by one thing - myself.
>
> Such is the behavior of the deluded.
Such is the bahviour of the sane
>
> > My one life, my own vitality.
>
> Without the LORD, your beliefs are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
With the lord, your beliefs are meaningless (Me)
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
This post conatins no snips.
mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
"I KILLED YOUR GOD...IT WAS EASY!" <NUNI...@BIZZNISS.NET> wrote:
> "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
> <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:mair_fheal-66DF1...@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...
> > In article <UN-dnYXmirsHUM7Y...@giganews.com>,
> > "I KILLED YOUR GOD...IT WAS EASY!" <NUNI...@BIZZNISS.NET> wrote:
> >
> >> when you realize your god does not exist.
> >
> > dazzle him with your irrefutable logic and keen rationality
>
> > IF YOU INSIST.......
oh i do i do
youre such a literate spokesman for your cause
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Some folks love science fiction's tribbles, which do not exist.
These folks are also typically not psychotic.
> > Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
> > to provide your own proof that you are without love because if you
> > were, you would have known what love is.
>
> I know what love is. I love and am loved, by many real people
> (platonically) and love romantically also
That is not what I discern:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
> > > > Your heart disappeared many years ago.
> > >
> > > Uhm....no.
> >
> > Yes.
>
> Please cite, you see, it seems to be doing a good job of pumping blood
> through my body.
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/love.asp
> > > Next?
> >
> > There is no next time for you... just a sulfurous pit of fire
> > compliments of GOD.
>
> No, just...nothing. Hence living my life, not wasting it.
Such are the words of the self-worshipper:
http://heartmdphd.com/HolySpirit/atheist.asp
> > > >
> > > > > Hey god, fuck you!
> > > >
> > > > Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
> > >
> > > Ok....hey god, may your eyeballs be pecked out by evil babies and while
> > > you are nailed to the ceiling...
> >
> > GOD is spirit... no eyeballs.
>
> God is hard liquor?
No.
> > > (That do?)
> >
> > (You remind me of the suicidal man standing on a bridge overlooking a
> > steep ravine asking the passerbys whether they believe he has been
> > successful at killing himself after feigning a jump)
> >
> > > > > Nope....still going
> > > >
> > > > Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
> > > > he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
> > >
> > > <link snipped by Lucifer in a desperate act of cowardice>
> >
> > Link restored:
> >
> > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/febd847ad7920bd3?
>
> I don't snip the links, could just be that i'm using google groups, but
> no intentioanl snippage from me.
That is not what I discern.
> >
> > > I am only possessed by one thing - myself.
> >
> > Such is the behavior of the deluded.
>
> Such is the bahviour of the sane
The sane don't use the handle Lucifer.
> > > My one life, my own vitality.
> >
> > Without the LORD, your beliefs are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
>
> With the lord, your beliefs are meaningless (Me)
Not for those with discerning hearts:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/scholarly.asp
Fear GOD and dread nought:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/352546a7bf4a81ee?
Prayerfully in the Holy Spirit,
Lucifer
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
I am sane, I use the handle Lucifer, it merely means bringer of light.
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
>
I KILLED YOUR GOD...IT WAS EASY!
> In article <romdnU84D7cOgcnY...@giganews.com>,
> "I KILLED YOUR GOD...IT WAS EASY!" <NUNI...@BIZZNISS.NET> wrote:
>
>> "mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
>> <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:mair_fheal-66DF1...@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...
>> > In article <UN-dnYXmirsHUM7Y...@giganews.com>,
>> > "I KILLED YOUR GOD...IT WAS EASY!" <NUNI...@BIZZNISS.NET> wrote:
>> >
>> >> when you realize your god does not exist.
>> >
>> > dazzle him with your irrefutable logic and keen rationality
>>
>> > IF YOU INSIST.......
>
> oh i do i do
> youre such a literate spokesman for your cause
>
and so are you.
have a bad day.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Not to those with discerning hearts:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
Or those who simply have read you sig below...
> Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
> General Purpose Igor
>
> The Anti-Theist
>
> "Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
... and perceive what they see:
krp
"Chadwick Stonebrain IVŠ" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:qh%4h.225186$Mn2.1...@fe02.news.easynews.com...
> When was the last time you could see your balls without using a mirror,
> KennyKakes?
Tell me Chad, didn't you get your ass handed to you badly enough over
your CUBA adventure?
Lucifer
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Just those with discerning minds...
>
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
>
> Or those who simply have read you sig below...
>
> > Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
> > General Purpose Igor
> >
> > The Anti-Theist
> >
> > "Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
>
> ... and perceive what they see:
Well...biting kinda turns half the people I know on...
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
>
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, wrote:
> > Lost soul wrote:
> > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > > > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>
> Just those with discerning minds...
No such thing. GOD renders only the heart discerning.
> > Or those who simply have read your sig below...
> >
> > > Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
> > > General Purpose Igor
> > >
> > > The Anti-Theist
> > >
> > > "Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
> >
> > ... and perceive what they see:
>
> Well...biting kinda turns half the people I know on...
Your master is counting on that.
It is my hope you escape from him before it is too late:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD in HIS infinite mercy and grace keep your heart beating to give
you extra time to understand and act on this, dear neighbor whom I love
unconditionally, in the holy name of GOD's one and only begotten Son,
LORD Jesus Christ, Who choose to suffer terribly and die horribly on
the cross in order to save us from our deadly sins. Many thanks, much
praise, and all the glory to HIM for HIS rising up on that fantastic
third day ! Laus Deo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
Archie Leach
What a dumbass!
Outed as a double voter--he couldn't even bother to go the local
public library (the most primitive way to post w/a different IP) if he
wanted to post multiple votes, nor did he bother to read the FAQ in
which "Nomen Nescio" is banished from voting in the first place!!!
In light of that, in light of the officialy smackdown handed by the
FNVW, and to continue (at the FNVW's pleasure or lack thereof) a
disturbing recent trend, I nominate Adam Farrell for the Palmjob
Paddle AND the Clueless Newbie of the Month Awards.
Ballot stuffing is ALWAYS k00ky.
(2NDS?)
I'm not Farrel you retard
I second the nomination of Nomen "Adam Farrell" Nesco for Clueless
Newbie of the month, even though (or perhaps because) I'm getting
increasingly frustrated that he's become a distraction from who I think
should be the Kook of interest (Ernie). I'll hold off on the other
award, not familiar enough with it.....
Nomen, please don't piss off the Kookologists. I'm trying to lobby
for Ernie to win some awards here. Kookology is not for winning
flamewars, OK? And for the record, I think anyone (and this is not
directed at just Nomen) who thinks a flamewar can be "won" with Ernie
Primeau is stupider than he is, which is hard to imagine.
krp
"Chadwick StoneŠ" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:RYa5h.245458$bL1....@fe04.news.easynews.com...
>> Tell me Chad, didn't you get your ass handed to you badly enough
>> over your CUBA adventure?
>
> Not only are you fat, so are your projections :)
Do you REALLY thiunk you "won" that round Chad?
krp
> THINK YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT YOUR GAFFE WITH MR. HOLKADE THE
> STREET IF YOU BURYING IT UNDER ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT SPAM? IN THIS
> CASE, LITTLE WANNABE BULLY, YOU ARE BEING SHOWN TO THE WORLD FOR WHAT
> YOU ARE. ALONG WITH THE REST OF HIS DELUSIONS. BUT THE POINT HERE
> IS THAT EVEN IF I HAD IT -- YOU BEING THE LITTLE PRICK YOU ARE AND
> WILL ALWAYS BE WOULD DENY IT. YOUR ALPHA MALE ACT IS TOO FUNNY.
> THAT IS WHY, I SUPPOSE, YOU FOLKS BELIEVE YOU ARE SO "SUPERIOR" TO
> OTHERS ON THE NET!
> BUT I AM REALLY EXPECTING AN ASSHOLE LIKE YOU TO COME UP WITH SOME
> NOVEL BULLSHIT.
Lucifer
I am my own master.
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
>
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Not in the name of Lucifer:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/38dd5d3519040229?
Again, it is my hope that you escape from him before it is too late and
you are reamed through and through:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating to give you precious extra
time understand and act on this, dear neighbor whom I love
unconditionally.
krp
>>>> Tell me Chad, didn't you get your ass handed to you badly enough
>>>> over your CUBA adventure?
>>>
>>> Not only are you fat, so are your projections :)
>>
>> Do you REALLY think you "won" that round Chad?
>
> You must believe that to be the case, you had to snip the comment which
> started your widdle temper tantrum. That snip has been defeated, btw :)
> Just trying to be helpful <smirk>
Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes. You ass was handed
to you. ALl you have is your silly little adolescent "awards" in a vain
attempt to make yourselves seem important and something other than the
losers you really are!
Lucifer
You fuckwitted fool, Lucifer, in this context, purely refers to me, not
the fictional construction established in paradise lost.
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/38dd5d3519040229?
>
> Again, it is my hope that you escape from him before it is too late and
> you are reamed through and through:
See above
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
>
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> You fuckwitted fool, Lucifer, in this context, purely refers to me, not
> the fictional construction established in paradise lost.
Name-calling simply shows that you are lost:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/dream.asp
> > Again, it is my hope that you escape from him before it is too late and
> > you are reamed through and through:
> >
> > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
> >
> See above
Please do look up to our heavenly Father.
This victory belongs to GOD Whom I love with all my heart, soul, mind,
and strength:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
Fear GOD and dread nothing that is of this world including satan:
http://MabletonGA.OurLittle.net/DreadNought
Your consolation prize is salvation from the sadistic torments of satan
if you choose to surrender to LORD Jesus Christ:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you unwisely choose
to curse HIM) dear neighbor whom I love unconditionally.
Lucifer
Nope. It simply proves that I think you are an idiot
>
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/dream.asp
>
> > > Again, it is my hope that you escape from him before it is too late and
> > > you are reamed through and through:
> > >
> > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
> > >
> > See above
>
> Please do look up to our heavenly Father.
LOL. Above as in, stated earlier, as in, my name refers to me, not the
rebel angel in paradise lost (though that is what my name comes from)
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
>
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
>
> Nope. It simply proves that I think you are an idiot
If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
resist the temptation of descending into name-calling.
> > > > Again, it is my hope that you escape from him before it is too late and
> > > > you are reamed through and through:
> > > >
> > > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
> > > >
> > > See above
> >
> > Please do look up to our heavenly Father.
>
> LOL.
"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
Amen.
Your desperation comes from your reacting adversely to the powerful
intercessory prayers offered up to GOD on your behalf by the brethren
of LORD Jesus Christ:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
Free Lunch
"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lo...@thetruth.com> wrote in
<1163269751.7...@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>:
>Lost soul wrote:
...
>>
>> Nope. It simply proves that I think you are an idiot
>
>If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
>resist the temptation of descending into name-calling.
Why? I am quite secure in my knowledge about these things, but you show
your total contempt for all with your repeated, unrelenting lies.
Calling you names is a trivial response to your immoral behavior.
...
>"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
You mock others with your lies and false teachings.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> ...
> >>
> >> Nope. It simply proves that I think you are an idiot
> >
> >If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
> >resist the temptation of descending into name-calling.
>
> Why?
The truth is invincible.
> I am quite secure in my knowledge about these things, but you show
> your total contempt for all with your repeated, unrelenting lies.
Without the LORD, your knowledge is meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
> Calling you names is a trivial response to your immoral behavior.
It is the behavior of the vanquished:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
> ...
>
> >"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
> >
> >Amen.
> You mock others with your lies and false teachings.
It remains my choice to continue to write truthfully.
GOD's purpose for me here remains to inform and not to either teach or
convince.
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you unwisely choose
to curse HIM) dear neighbor whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
I'm not Farrel you retard
Nomen Nescio wrote:
> I'm not Farrel you retard wrote:
>
> >
> > I second the nomination of Nomen "Adam Farrell" Nesco for Clueless
> > Newbie of the month, even though (or perhaps because) I'm getting
> > increasingly frustrated that he's become a distraction from who I think
> > should be the Kook of interest (Ernie). I'll hold off on the other
> > award, not familiar enough with it.....
>
> recognition!
No offense Nomen. You'll probably lose both awards anyways - take
Ernie for example: it was a struggle just to get him nominated and
elected for a single award, the Kluck Lysaght "Tar and Feathers" Award
(did I say that right)? But, he did get elected.
I think by all rights, Ernie should be a dead ringer for taking the
Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award any month of the year,
but I apparently am not the best lobbyist in the world. Oh well.
Art Deco
Liar.
>
>
> Again, it is my hope that you escape from him before it is too late and
> you are reamed through and through:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
Illogical.
>
>
> May GOD continue to keep your heart beating to give you precious extra
> time understand and act on this, dear neighbor whom I love
> unconditionally.
Illogical.
Classic pontification.
--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth
"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
Marcus Cox
a k00k award. They want things done a certain way, so let us know what the
procedure is and which awards (he fits so many) he should have.
"I'm not Farrel you retard" <Ernst...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1163278104.1...@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Free Lunch
>Free Lunch wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>> >Lost soul wrote:
>> ...
>> >>
>> >> Nope. It simply proves that I think you are an idiot
>> >
>> >If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
>> >resist the temptation of descending into name-calling.
>>
>> Why?
>
>The truth is invincible.
Yet it routinely eludes you.
>> I am quite secure in my knowledge about these things, but you show
>> your total contempt for all with your repeated, unrelenting lies.
>
>Without the LORD, your knowledge is meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
When you tell us lies, we know that you are not a representative of any
Lord.
>> Calling you names is a trivial response to your immoral behavior.
>
>It is the behavior of the vanquished:
>
>http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
How silly you are. Why do you keep making excuses for your lies.
>> ...
>>
>> >"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
>> >
>> >Amen.
>
>> You mock others with your lies and false teachings.
>
>It remains my choice to continue to write truthfully.
You say you will speak the truth, but your behavior shows that you are
wedded to lies.
>GOD's purpose for me here remains to inform and not to either teach or
>convince.
You are not doing GOD's will. You are doing your own will and mocking
God with your behavior.
>May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you unwisely choose
>to curse HIM) dear neighbor whom I love unconditionally.
>
>Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
I'm amazed by your claims on so many levels. Why do you continue your
lies and deceit? Why do you behave so offensively?
Art Deco
>Free Lunch wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>> >Lost soul wrote:
>> ...
>> >>
>> >> Nope. It simply proves that I think you are an idiot
>> >
>> >If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
>> >resist the temptation of descending into name-calling.
>>
>> Why?
>
> The truth is invincible.
You're erroneously presupposing that you are correct.
>
>
> > I am quite secure in my knowledge about these things, but you show
> > your total contempt for all with your repeated, unrelenting lies.
Classic erroneous presupposition.
>
>
> Without the LORD, your knowledge is meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
argument.
>
>
> > Calling you names is a trivial response to your immoral behavior.
Ambiguous.
>
>
> It is the behavior of the vanquished:
>
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
>
> > ...
Illogical.
>
> >
> > >"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
> > >
> > >Amen.
Classic pontification.
>
>
> > You mock others with your lies and false teachings.
Illogical.
>
>
> It remains my choice to continue to write truthfully.
Note: no response.
>
>
> GOD's purpose for me here remains to inform and not to either teach or
> convince.
Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
argument.
>
>
> May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you unwisely choose
> to curse HIM) dear neighbor whom I love unconditionally.
How ironic.
>
>Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
>
>Andrew <><
>--
>Andrew B. Chung
>Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
>http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
>
>As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
>unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
>(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
>http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
>
Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.
Lucifer
I am perfectly secure in the truth, perhaps it's just the fact that I
do not suffer fools gladly.
>
> > > > > Again, it is my hope that you escape from him before it is too late and
> > > > > you are reamed through and through:
> > > > >
> > > > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
> > > > >
> > > > See above
> > >
> > > Please do look up to our heavenly Father.
> >
> > LOL.
>
> "Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
>
> Amen.
>
> Your desperation comes from your reacting adversely to the powerful
> intercessory prayers offered up to GOD on your behalf by the brethren
> of LORD Jesus Christ:
LMAO that's a new one, actually, written laughter is me laughing at how
fucking stupid you are, btw, you owe me a new keyboard. I sprayed beer
on this one
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
>
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Then why use the moniker of one ?
> > > > > > Again, it is my hope that you escape from him before it is too late and
> > > > > > you are reamed through and through:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
> > > > > >
> > > > > See above
> > > >
> > > > Please do look up to our heavenly Father.
> > >
> > > LOL.
> >
> > "Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
> >
> > Amen.
> >
> > Your desperation comes from your reacting adversely to the powerful
> > intercessory prayers offered up to GOD on your behalf by the brethren
> > of LORD Jesus Christ:
>
> LMAO that's a new one, actually, written laughter is me laughing at how
> fucking stupid you are, btw, you owe me a new keyboard. I sprayed beer
> on this one
If you were secure in the truth, you would have no problem calling me
with your name and address so that I would in turn send you one.
It remains my hope that you would choose to escape from satan by
placing your faith in LORD Jesus Christ:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you unwisely choose
Archie Leach
>Alright, explain exactly what needs to be done to nominate Ernie Primeau for
>a k00k award. They
(tint)
>want things done a certain way, so let us know what the
>procedure is and which awards (he fits so many) he should have.
It should be noted that if you have to ask that question in the first
place, your googling skills are deficient to begin with.
Be that as it may, here's the FAQ. Read it.
http://netcabal.com/auk/faq.html
Note that the proposed k00k-in-question's k00kery needs to be self
evident in the context of the material he/she contributes to Usenet.
That is to say, the more that the content of the posts is "THIS GUY IS
K00KY AND HE NEEDS TO BE NOMINATED FOR K00K AWARDS" and the less
obviously K00KY his/her material is (hey to Vinnie Barbarino), the
more likely it is that the nominators, and not the nominee, will be
seen as vindictive poseurs and flamers of a low caliber.
Now, of course, if he/she is transferring unsolicited information
outside of Usenet (by phone, fax, USPS, etc.) then that's extry-k00ky
though [GENERALLY] the specific content of private correspondence
should generally be kept private. It is kosher to mention the fact
(and to forward to the proper ISP) that so-and-so shot you 200
identical junk emails.
Even if you do get a k00k nominated, there's no gurantee that he's
going to win. If he doesn't x-post himself to auk (or various
"affiliated" groups to which multiple auk-ers subscribe), and if he's
not widely known by a plurality of quasi-regular voters (for our
purposes, "voters" and "auk-ers" are essentially equivalent), then he
(or she) will probably not win the k00k award.
I've nominated some deserving k00ks (hey to Judy aka "Laura Bush
Vehiclar Homicide", etc.) who fizzled in the election, mainly for the
reasons above. Had Judy started to xpost to auk and/or
alt.fan.art-bell about how we all are a bunch of "goddamned criminal
coddlers" she might have done better. So it goes.
On the other hand, getting into a prolonged flame war with multiple
auk-ers (and getting one's ass kicked in the process) will tend to
cause the nominee to win multiple awards if he/she plays his/her cards
right.
Marcus Cox
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From: ernie...@webtv.net (Ernie Primeau)
Newsgroups: alt.baldspot
Subject: Drs at Laval U
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:19:51 -0500
stopped the growth of excessive hair by using Flutamide, and saw a
dramatic decrease in scalp hair loss.
Another example of scalp hair growing when body and face hair stops
growing. ErnieFrom: ernie...@webtv.net (Ernie Primeau)
Newsgroups: alt.baldspot
Subject: look around.
Date: Tue, 7 Nov 2006 20:39:21 -0500
Organization: WebTV Subscriber
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Message-ID: <20759-455...@storefull-3354.bay.webtv.net>
Notice that the people who suffer AGA have a lot of body and face hair.
And usually the more body/face hair the more scalp hair loss. ErnieFrom:
ernie...@webtv.net (Ernie Primeau)
Newsgroups: alt.baldspot
Subject: Think back
Date: Mon, 6 Nov 2006 20:24:11 -0500
Message-ID: <275-454F...@storefull-3357.bay.webtv.net>
Your hair loss started at about the same time as you began to grow a lot
of body and face hair. Co-incidence?. Ernie
Art Deco
Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.
>
>> > > > > > Again, it is my hope that you escape from him before it is too
>> > > > > > late and
>> > > > > > you are reamed through and through:
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3
>> > > > > > f3d?
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > See above
>> > > >
>> > > > Please do look up to our heavenly Father.
>> > >
>> > > LOL.
>> >
>> > "Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
>> >
>> > Amen.
>> >
>> > Your desperation comes from your reacting adversely to the powerful
>> > intercessory prayers offered up to GOD on your behalf by the brethren
>> > of LORD Jesus Christ:
>>
>> LMAO that's a new one, actually, written laughter is me laughing at how
>> fucking stupid you are, btw, you owe me a new keyboard. I sprayed beer
>> on this one
>
> If you were secure in the truth, you would have no problem calling me
> with your name and address so that I would in turn send you one.
Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
argument.
>
>
> It remains my hope that you would choose to escape from satan by
> placing your faith in LORD Jesus Christ:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
argument.
>
>
> May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you unwisely choose
> to curse HIM) dear neighbor whom I love unconditionally.
You're erroneously presupposing that you are correct.
>
>Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
>
>Andrew <><
>--
>Andrew B. Chung
>Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
>http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
>
>As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
>unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
>(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
>http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
>
Classic lack of specificity.
Lucifer
I didn't choose the name. It's my handle (biker thing...)
>
> > > > > > > Again, it is my hope that you escape from him before it is too late and
> > > > > > > you are reamed through and through:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > See above
> > > > >
> > > > > Please do look up to our heavenly Father.
> > > >
> > > > LOL.
> > >
> > > "Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
> > >
> > > Amen.
> > >
> > > Your desperation comes from your reacting adversely to the powerful
> > > intercessory prayers offered up to GOD on your behalf by the brethren
> > > of LORD Jesus Christ:
> >
> > LMAO that's a new one, actually, written laughter is me laughing at how
> > fucking stupid you are, btw, you owe me a new keyboard. I sprayed beer
> > on this one
>
> If you were secure in the truth, you would have no problem calling me
> with your name and address so that I would in turn send you one.
I am secure in the truth, but I trust not your sanity, and withhold my
adress from you, I will simply clean the beer off the keys.
Lucifer
Btw, though I am on google groups (due to access at college issues) and
consequently have no killfile, I will be ignoring all of your posts
from now on, so i suppose I should really say;
*plonk*
--
Art Deco
>> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>>
>> The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
>>
>> 20 votes Andrew Chung
>> 08 votes Tim Bolen
>> 06 votes Andre Lieven
>> 00 votes gb6724
>> 00 votes None of the above
>>
>> Congratulations again, Dr. Chung! <Dr. Phil>I hear you're trying to
>> convince the kookologists that you are the personification of
>> Christ's love for sinners. How's that working out for you?</Dr. Phil>
>
>So this is what happens when a cardiologist becomes a k0oK. Tsk tsk
>tsk...
Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim that Fraudi is actually a
cardiologist.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
GoogleGroups does not assign nicknames. You do have a choice.
>
> >
> > > > > > > > Again, it is my hope that you escape from him before it is too late and
> > > > > > > > you are reamed through and through:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > See above
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Please do look up to our heavenly Father.
> > > > >
> > > > > LOL.
> > > >
> > > > "Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
> > > >
> > > > Amen.
> > > >
> > > > Your desperation comes from your reacting adversely to the powerful
> > > > intercessory prayers offered up to GOD on your behalf by the brethren
> > > > of LORD Jesus Christ:
> > >
> > > LMAO that's a new one, actually, written laughter is me laughing at how
> > > fucking stupid you are, btw, you owe me a new keyboard. I sprayed beer
> > > on this one
> >
> > If you were secure in the truth, you would have no problem calling me
> > with your name and address so that I would in turn send you one.
>
> I am secure in the truth, but I trust not your sanity, and withhold my
> adress from you, I will simply clean the beer off the keys.
Sorry I frighten you. Please forgive all my iniquities.
Art Deco
>> > > > > Nope. It simply proves that I think you are an idiot
>> > > >
>> > > > If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
>> > > > resist the temptation of descending into name-calling.
>> > >
>> > > I am perfectly secure in the truth, perhaps it's just the fact that I
>> > > do not suffer fools gladly.
>> >
>> > Then why use the moniker of one ?
>>
>> I didn't choose the name. It's my handle (biker thing...)
>
> GoogleGroups does not assign nicknames.
Liar.
> You do have a choice.
Classic inappropriate analogy.
krp
>>
>> Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.
>
> chubby. <chortle>
>
>> Your ass was handed to you.
>
> You were determined to be a fraud by default. You never presented
> evidence that was corroborated by an impartial third party expert as
> authentic that your alleged trip to purchase a mail order bride ever
> happened.
http://www.krpconsulting.net/trips_to_cuba.html
The PROOF is there. All you have are your LIES Chad. No "mail order
bride" Chad, just more of you showing the world what a vulgar little jackass
you are along with the rest of your k00k possey! The images prove SEVERAL
trips to Cuba to anyone "NORMAL" there k00klah!
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Chadwick wrote:
> > krp wrote:
> >>
> >> Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.
> >
> > The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with* you,
> > chubby. <chortle>
"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
Amen.
> >> Your ass was handed to you.
> >
> > You were determined to be a fraud by default. You never presented
> > evidence that was corroborated by an impartial third party expert as
> > authentic that your alleged trip to purchase a mail order bride ever
> > happened.
>
> http://www.krpconsulting.net/trips_to_cuba.html
>
> The PROOF is there. All you have are your LIES Chad. No "mail order
> bride" Chad, just more of you showing the world what a vulgar little jackass
> you are along with the rest of your k00k possey! The images prove SEVERAL
> trips to Cuba to anyone "NORMAL" there k00klah!
Your boldness can only come from knowing and siding with the truth.
This boldness glorifies GOD.
Laus Deo ! ! !
Truth is absolute and invincible.
>From HIM you will have all the strength you could possibly need to
overcome the powers of darkness.
When the brethren of LORD Jesus Christ sing out "Glory, Glory,
Hallelujah ! HE reigns ! ! " satan and all his minions tremble in fear
and utter despair.
And so Chadwick Stone is vanquished.
This victory belongs to GOD, Whom I love with all my heart, soul, mind,
and strength:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
Fear GOD and dread nothing that is of this world, dear friend Kenneth:
http://MabletonGA.OurLittle.net/DreadNought
May neighbor Stone wisely choose to receive his consolation prize for
being vanquished by the Holy Spirit by surrendering to LORD Jesus
Christ:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
Otherwise, neighbor Stone will be turned over to satan who will bring
to bear on him unimaginably brutal and sadistic torments upon his body
and soul.
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water, dear friend
Kenneth whom I love unconditionally.
Art Deco
>"Chadwick StoneŠ" <chad_...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>news:_Pw5h.255623$R52.2...@fe07.news.easynews.com...
>>>
>>> Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.
>>
>> The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with* you,
>> chubby. <chortle>
>>
>>> Your ass was handed to you.
>>
>> You were determined to be a fraud by default. You never presented
>> evidence that was corroborated by an impartial third party expert as
>> authentic that your alleged trip to purchase a mail order bride ever
>> happened.
>
>
>
>
> The PROOF is there. All you have are your LIES Chad. No "mail order
>bride" Chad, just more of you showing the world what a vulgar little jackass
>you are along with the rest of your k00k possey! The images prove SEVERAL
>trips to Cuba to anyone "NORMAL" there k00klah!
I see no proof, KENNY KAKES.
Art Deco
>krp wrote:
>> Chadwick wrote:
>> > krp wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.
>> >
>> > The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with* you,
>> > chubby. <chortle>
>
>"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahh
Liar.
>
>Amen.
>
>> >> Your ass was handed to you.
>> >
>> > You were determined to be a fraud by default. You never presented
>> > evidence that was corroborated by an impartial third party expert as
>> > authentic that your alleged trip to purchase a mail order bride ever
>> > happened.
>>
>> http://www.krpconsulting.net/trips_to_cuba.html
>>
>> The PROOF is there. All you have are your LIES Chad. No "mail order
>> bride" Chad, just more of you showing the world what a vulgar little jackass
>> you are along with the rest of your k00k possey! The images prove SEVERAL
>> trips to Cuba to anyone "NORMAL" there k00klah!
>
>Your boldness can only come from knowing and siding with the truth.
hahahahaahhahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah
Oh this is precious -- Fraudi and KENNY KAKES in full slurp.
[screed flushed]
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> >krp wrote:
> >> Chadwick wrote:
> >> > krp wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.
> >> >
> >> > The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with* you,
> >> > chubby. <chortle>
> >
> >"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
> >
> hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahh
Sorry to cause you despair. Please forgive all my iniquities.
> Liar.
It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully while concurrently
declaring that one of us is untruthful.
Even the undiscerning should be able to figure out who is truthful with
simple logic.
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
HIM) dear neighbor Art whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
<rest of post read, understood, and snipped>
Art Deco
>Art Deco wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>> >krp wrote:
>> >> Chadwick wrote:
>> >> > krp wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.
>> >> >
>> >> > The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with* you,
>> >> > chubby. <chortle>
>> >
>> >"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
>> >
>> >Amen
>
>> hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahh
>
>Sorry to cause you despair.
Suffering from reading comprehension problems now, Fraudi?
>Please forgive all my iniquities.
Drama queen.
>
>> Liar.
>
>It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully while concurrently
>declaring that one of us is untruthful.
Oh really? Like your two-pound "diet" is TRVTH?
>
>Even the undiscerning should be able to figure out who is truthful with
>simple logic.
>
>May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
>HIM) dear neighbor Art whom I love unconditionally.
Just put me on your hate lits *now*, Fraudi.
[malformed sig flushed]
Archie Leach
Chadwick Stone is on the list now. Hail Chadwick for He Hace been
RETUFTED~!!!!1!!!!!!1!!
Kali
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler poll...@netcabal.com said:
[...]
: This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2006
: Usenet Kook Awards. Thirty-seven people submitted thirty-seven ballots.
: All thirty-seven were deemed valid and were counted.
THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS APPROVED.
Your FNVW cherry is b0rked, congratulations :)
: See you all early next month, when the all the Americans will have become
: sick and tired of turkey and nearly everyone reading will have frantically
: begun their Christmas shopping.
Bah humbug, but bring on the turkey and the kooks.
: Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob, and Fluffy!
ACHTUNG!
: <music>"Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley
: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7q-o7VUNsYE
: </music>
Psychedelic!
Kali
--
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called
research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein
Art Deco
>On Mon, 13 Nov 2006 04:05:36 +0000, Chadwick Stone© Has Frothed:
>
>> X-No-Archive: YES
>> Meat Plow [me...@meatplow.local] has entered into testimony
>> pan.2006.11.12....@nntp.sun-meatplow.local
>>
>>> On Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:37:45 +0000, "Uncle Meat Plow" Has Frothed:
>>>
>>>> Subject: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006
>>>> From: "Uncle Meat Plow"
>>>> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,sci.med.cardiology
>>>> Date: 12 Nov 2006 11:37:45 GMT
>>>>
>>>> Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 18:31:28 +0000, krp Has Frothed:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <poll...@netcabal.com> wrote
>>>>>> in message
>>>>>> news:Xns987626CC5687Bpi...@204.153.244.170...
>>>>>>> <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
>>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDfy1ZLeh5Q </music>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006
>>>>> Usenet >> Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So the inmates in AUK can feel good about themselves. The awards is
>>>>>> the Only way they can!
>>>>
>>>> Nothing truer ever said. their whole existecnce revolves around
>>>> sacrifice. Especially the git from Devon.
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Well we all know (TINW) that you'll never feel good about yourself.
>>>>
>>>> Nice sentiments. Is that the Christian you coming out or the pagan?
>>>> You don't exactly know who you are, do you?
>>>
>>> Sheesh I don't need to own another kook like you.
>>
>> The quality of fanboi has dropped drastically as of late. You should
>> demand your money back.
>
>Well it was a rent to own kook so I don't have a mortgage.
You can take outhouse john off my hands, cheep.
krp
"Art Deco" <er...@netcabal.com> wrote in message
news:121120061342286122%er...@netcabal.com...
> I see nothing, KENNY KAKES.
Of course not Sergeant Schultz!
krp
> That is YOUR k0oKsite, KRaP, not an impartial third party's website.
> Additionally, your "evidence" has not been independently reviewed by an
> unbiased expert.
Chad - you need serious mental health intervention.