And I cursed your GOD, and am in excellent health.
Everything happens for a reason, and the reason for these things is
that your GOD is a fantasy and a delusion.
Not from GOD's perspective:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/8f5d627a3bbc40d3?
> , and am in excellent health.
Your suicidal ideation suggested otherwise.
Hope you are still not having too much pain from what satan is doing to
you.
Would suggest you inform your doctor.
> Everything happens for a reason, and the reason for these things is
> that your GOD is a fantasy and a delusion.
HIS compelling you to avoid the original thread and start a new one
indicates otherwise.
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
HIM) dear neighbor Kutchie whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
Chung, why do you keep posting links to previous versions of your
gibberish? We already know that you're a complete waste of an
education. Why do you wish to continue to show people just how deeply
you've embedded your cranium within your anus?
Sunday Services down at Paradise Concepts:
http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/files/2006/08/Snake-handling.jpg
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man Sept 06
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
Vanquished panam...@hotmail.com squawked:
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > Atheist Kutchie, bemoaning the reaming of his every orifice, squealed:
More of your incomprehensionable tripe? Jeez, Andy..you really *do*
love yourself. I thought it was just a summer fling. Have you ever had
a summer fling, Andy? If you haven't, it sure would explain a lot...
And GET A JOB!, you deadbeat!
If the living won't have ya, maybe the dead will:
http://www.thename.org/
http://www.albme.org/
http://www.docboard.org/ia/ia_home.htm
You would be wise to inform your doctor(s) about your symptoms before
you die from your internal injuries.
You clearly remain vanquished:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/8f0ed8277bdbc4ed?
Instead of being angry at Jesus, you would be wise redirect your anger
toward satan, who has his long and thick barbed member reaming your
every orifice until you don't know which way is up.
What really gets satan's goat is when people place their faith in LORD
Jesus Christ:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD continue to lessen your pain and keep your heart beating
(unless you choose to curse HIM) dear neighbor Floyd whom I love
unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
Vanquished and tormented panamfl...@hotmail.com shrieked:
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>
Andy, Andy, Andy...there ain't no "satan", either. Haven't you been
paying attention?
> Please forgive all my
> iniquities.
No!
> You would be wise to inform your doctor(s) about your symptoms before
> you die from your internal injuries.
Eat shit and cry, Andy. Except for the cigarettes, I'm as healthy as
ever.
> You clearly remain vanquished:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/8f0ed8277bdbc4ed?
>
> Instead of being angry at Jesus,
Can't be angry at what doesn't exist, moron. You've been told this
before. In fact, I mentioned it in the post you replied to. Here,
perhaps this will help you in your future attempts to communicate:
http://www.literacy.uconn.edu/compre.htm
> you would be wise redirect your anger
> toward satan, who has his long and thick barbed member reaming your
> every orifice until you don't know which way is up.
LOL! What's the matter, Andy? Magazines not doing it for ya anymore?
> What really gets satan's goat is when people place their faith in LORD
> Jesus Christ:
But since neither exist, perhaps you should quit whining about them..
..and GET A JOB, YOU DEADBEAT!
You clearly remain vanquished:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/8f0ed8277bdbc4ed?
Instead of being angry at Jesus, you would still be wise redirect your
anger toward satan, who has his long and thick barbed member reaming
your every orifice until you don't know which way is up because of all
the internal bruising amd lacerations.
Again, what really gets satan's goat is when people place their faith
in LORD Jesus Christ:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD continue to lessen your pain and keep your heart beating
(unless you choose to curse HIM) dear neighbor Floyd whom I love
unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
Vanquished, internally bruised and abused, panam...@hotmail.com
shrieked:
> Atheist Kutchie squealed:
> > http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061108/ap_on_re_us/church_snakebite
> >
> > And I cursed your GOD
>
> Not from GOD's perspective:
you dont know gods perspective
if you tried your eyes would melt and brain explode
god can deal with him without your insight
> HIS compelling you to avoid the original thread and start a new one
> indicates otherwise.
you dont know gods will
and its presumptious to speak as if you do
meow arf meow - they are performing horrible experiments in space
major grubert is watching you - beware the bakalite
there can only be one or two - the airtight garage has you neo
> Sorry to hear about your suffering from the reaming of your every
> orifice by that brutally sadistic satan. Please forgive all my
> iniquities.
watching southpark again?
> You clearly remain vanquished:
thats up to god not you
frankly i dont think the creator of the universe and man
needs your input on the matter
> You would still be wise to inform your doctor(s) about your symptoms
> before you die from all your multiple internal injuries.
And what are you going to do if he keeps posting because nothing's
happening?
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"...otherwise, we're looking at the potential
of this kind of world:.... a world in which
oil reserves are controlled by radicals in order
to extract blackmail from the West..." [George Bush]
Wait... oil reserves?
Actually, in the Holy Spirit, I do.
> if you tried your eyes would melt and brain explode
In the Holy Spirit, there is simply doing.
> god can deal with him without your insight
GOD already has dealt with him:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/8f5d627a3bbc40d3?
> > HIS compelling you to avoid the original thread and start a new one
> > indicates otherwise.
>
> you dont know gods will
Actually, in the Holy Spirit, I do.
> and its presumptious to speak as if you do
Without the LORD, your opinion is meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
HIM) dear neighbor whom I love unconditionally.
Praise GOD for showing HIS infinite mercy and grace:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
HIM) dear neighbor Mark whom I love unconditionally.
> Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>
>> > You would still be wise to inform your doctor(s) about your symptoms
>> > before you die from all your multiple internal injuries.
>>
>> And what are you going to do if he keeps posting because nothing's
>> happening?
>
> Praise GOD for showing HIS infinite mercy and grace:
There's a nice, self-sealing delusional system. If something bad happens,
god punished him! If nothing bad happens, god's being all merciful!
> May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
> HIM) dear neighbor Mark whom I love unconditionally.
Curse him? Okay, "Fuck you 'GOD'"
Is that right?
> mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
> > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > Vanquished Atheist Kutchie squealed:
> > > > http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061108/ap_on_re_us/church_snakebite
> > > >
> > > > And I cursed your GOD
> > >
> > > Not from GOD's perspective:
> >
> > you dont know gods perspective
>
> Actually, in the Holy Spirit, I do.
no you dont
its a vanity or blasphemy to claim to be god
> > and its presumptious to speak as if you do
>
> Without the LORD, your opinion is meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
what ecclesiastes is about is the ultimate futilty
of what you accomplish in this world
if there is anything lasting it is through god
> May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
> HIM) dear neighbor whom I love unconditionally.
one of these times it stops beating it will stay stopped
oh well
i dont pray for life
It remains my choice to continue to write truthfully.
> its a vanity or blasphemy to claim to be god
I am not GOD.
The Holy Spirit is GOD.
> > > and its presumptious to speak as if you do
> >
> > Without the LORD, your opinion is meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
>
> what ecclesiastes is about is the ultimate futilty
> of what you accomplish in this world
> if there is anything lasting it is through god
If there is anything meaningful it is done with GOD's guidance
(Ecclesiastes).
> > May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
> > HIM) dear neighbor whom I love unconditionally.
>
> one of these times it stops beating it will stay stopped
> oh well
> i dont pray for life
Nor do I.
Eternal life is given to those who have placed their faith in LORD
Jesus Christ:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choos eto curse
HIM) to give you precious extra time to understand and act on this,
dear neighbor whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Actually, the truth is not a delusion.
"I am the way, the truth, and the life... " -- LORD Jesus Christ
Amen !
Laus Deo ! !
Marana tha ! ! !
> If something bad happens,
> god punished him! If nothing bad happens, god's being all merciful!
GOD's will be done and not my will.
> > May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
> > HIM) dear neighbor Mark whom I love unconditionally.
>
> Curse him? Okay, "Fuck you 'GOD'"
Your proposal to be penetrated by HIM is amusing and entertaining but
interests only satan and so the plan is that you be turned over to
satan for your request just as atheist Kutchie has been turned over to
satan:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/8f5d627a3bbc40d3?
> Is that right?
Yes. Though your request saddens me.
This victory belongs to GOD, Whom I love with all my heart, soul, mind,
and strength:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
Fear GOD and dread nought:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/352546a7bf4a81ee?
Only faith in LORD Jesus Christ can save you from the brutally sadistic
plans that satan has to ream your every orifice with his long and thick
barbed member:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you curse HIM) to
give you precious extra time to understand and act on this, dear
neighbor Mark whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
>In article <1162971170.9...@h54g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
> lov...@thetruth.com wrote:
>
>> Atheist Kutchie squealed:
>> > http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061108/ap_on_re_us/church_snakebite
>> >
>> > And I cursed your GOD
>>
>> Not from GOD's perspective:
>
>you dont know gods perspective
>if you tried your eyes would melt and brain explode
<lol> :)
>> HIS compelling you to avoid the original thread and start a new one
>> indicates otherwise.
>
>you dont know gods will
>and its presumptious to speak as if you do
We know His will as far as what He's told us in His word
and we can make reasonable conclusions at least about
what is outside His will today. For example, we know
that it is not His will for a believer to run around cussing
and hitting people (an extreme example).
--
Azaliah (ats-al-yaw'-hoo) "Jah has reserved"
<((>< <((>< <((><
"Sanctify them through thy truth: thy word is truth."
- John 17:17
.
you are deceived
He has made everything beautiful in its time. He has also set eternity in the
hearts of men; yet they cannot fathom what God has done from beginning to end.
> I am not GOD.
than stop sayin what he has decided
> May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choos eto curse
> HIM) to give you precious extra time to understand and act on this,
> dear neighbor whom I love unconditionally.
can you expect mercy for yourself
unless you ask mercy for those who curse you?
> Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>> > Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>> >> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > You would still be wise to inform your doctor(s) about your symptoms
>> >> > before you die from all your multiple internal injuries.
>> >>
>> >> And what are you going to do if he keeps posting because nothing's
>> >> happening?
>> >
>> > Praise GOD for showing HIS infinite mercy and grace:
>>
>> There's a nice, self-sealing delusional system.
>
> Actually, the truth is not a delusion.
>
> "I am the way, the truth, and the life... " -- LORD Jesus Christ
>
> Amen !
>
> Laus Deo ! !
>
> Marana tha ! ! !
>
>> If something bad happens,
>> god punished him! If nothing bad happens, god's being all merciful!
>
> GOD's will be done and not my will.
>
>> > May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
>> > HIM) dear neighbor Mark whom I love unconditionally.
>>
>> Curse him? Okay, "Fuck you 'GOD'"
>
> Your proposal to be penetrated by HIM is amusing and entertaining
Having problems with that reading comprehension thing I see...
you have conscience to tell yourself what is right and wrong
not reason
as for others
why let them decide for themselves what is right and wrong
Only in practice because he doesn't exist. I still cursed his
hypothetical personage nonetheless.
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/8f5d627a3bbc40d3?
>
> > , and am in excellent health.
>
> Your suicidal ideation suggested otherwise.
>
I do not have any suicidal ideation. To an atheist, such thoughts
would be the greatest folly as this life is all there is for me to
exist in.
> Hope you are still not having too much pain from what satan is doing to
> you.
>
He doesn't exist either, so the answer to that is a resounding no.
> Would suggest you inform your doctor.
Nothing to report, that pain in the arse is you.
>
> > Everything happens for a reason, and the reason for these things is
> > that your GOD is a fantasy and a delusion.
>
> HIS compelling you to avoid the original thread and start a new one
> indicates otherwise.
>
I haven't avoided anything, liar. Post something cogent below and I
shall happily reply to it. I like making you look stupid even ithough
it requires so little effort.
I am not GOD.
Nor can save you from what satan is doing to you:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/8f5d627a3bbc40d3?
However, the way to salvation is through faith in LORD Jesus Christ:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD continue to lessen the pain and keep your heart beating to give
you precious time to understand and act on this, dear neighbor Kutchie
whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
>, you're a snivelling wretch, Earthquack.
> Atheist Kutchie shrieked:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>> > Atheist Kutchie squealed:
>>
>> God
>
> I am not GOD.
You think you are.
No.
Simply showing the way to HIM:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for being kind and
merciful toward you by reducing the pain that you are experiencing from
the brutal sadism of satan:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/63d966f43069ee69?
May GOD continue to reduce your pain and keep your heart beating to
give you precious extra time to understand and act on this, dear
neighbor Mark whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
> --
Satan is doing nothing.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
See! I can make you look stupid without even typing anything!
Nobody said you were. You could not possibly be mistaken for a deity as
you have fewer powers of cognaissance than most ordinary mortals.
That cat's father?
Who? The cat's father?
> May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
> HIM) dear neighbor Kutchie whom I love unconditionally.
Fuck you, fuck your GOD, fuck Jesus, fuck your Holy Spirit, and fuck you
again, Chunky, for dropping your nym.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris!
Demon Prince of Absurdity
"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<cfcd3f4660694e3a...@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>
The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks
"They thought I was fair game. I was an instrument of purpose to achieve
their desires and not 100 percent real and ALSO that they had me by the
short curlies because I thought that the world revolved around them and
therefore I think that I am fair game and rightly so. If they want to
play dirty, I get to too. It's not a one-way street. I will use the
physcial strength that I have over them, my superior 5'7-3/4" height
advantage, the boxing moves I paid to learn, the suprise of pussyfooting
up to them with their back to me in a public place 18 1/2 years after
the fact and thus not only do will they not know that I am but a pica's
distance away from them, but that I even exist on earth." -- Chris Tsao
is secretly John Wentzky's psychic twin. MID:
<1161246083.1...@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>
Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1....@bignews6.bellsouth.net>
Damn God to hell for eternity!
_That's_ the way you "curse god."
(Or maybe curse him to be afflicted with boils? But he's got quack,
there, so I guess cursing him with boils on his ass would be redundant.)
--
Frank Mayhar fr...@exit.com http://www.exit.com/
Exit Consulting http://www.gpsclock.com/
http://www.exit.com/blog/frank/
snip the same damn thing he said last time
Andy, Andy, Andy. Poor thing. Can't address the points I've made, since
Christ hates a liar. And he would have to lie in order to claim that he
has a job, or that he is actually paying the child support.
So, poor little Andy mixes his S&M fantasies with his Jezuz fantasies,
and scratches out this lovely little diatribe. He must be proud of
himself-this is the third or fourth time he's repeated it.
Andrew, get help. Now, while there might be hope for you.
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man Sept 06
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
> Atheist Kutchie shrieked:
> > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > Atheist Kutchie squealed:
> >
> > God
>
> I am not GOD.
>
> Nor can save you from what satan is doing to you:
IDIOT:
There are no satans and no gods
other than those dreamed up by frightened insecure humans
GROW UP
"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
> Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
> > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > Atheist Kutchie shrieked:
> > >> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > >> > Atheist Kutchie squealed:
> > >>
> > >> God
> > >
> > > I am not GOD.
> >
> > You think you are.
>
> No.
>
> Simply showing the way to HIM:
Try using the brains that evolution gave you.
Had you been unfortunate and became an orphan at age two
and had you then been adopted by a Hindu family,
YOU, would now be praying to a god
that has the body of a woman and the head of an elephant.
Try THINKING without the blinkers on
that your parents fitted you with
Bob
"There seems to me too much misery in the world. I cannot persuade myself
that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created the
wasp with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies
of
caterpillars, or that the cat should play with mice."
[Darwin, Charles]
> "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
>
> > Atheist Kutchie shrieked:
> > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > Atheist Kutchie squealed:
> > >
> > > God
> >
> > I am not GOD.
> >
> > Nor can save you from what satan is doing to you:
>
> IDIOT:
>
> There are no satans and no gods
> other than those dreamed up by frightened insecure humans
you can of course prove your assertions
> Had you been unfortunate and became an orphan at age two
> and had you then been adopted by a Hindu family,
> YOU, would now be praying to a god
> that has the body of a woman and the head of an elephant.
>
> Try THINKING without the blinkers on
> that your parents fitted you with
so are you saying your own view of the world
was also what your parents taught you?
>On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:28:17 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>> On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:10:05 -0800, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>>[the usual babble]
>> Curse him? Okay, "Fuck you 'GOD'"
>>
>> Is that right?
>
>Damn God to hell for eternity!
>
>_That's_ the way you "curse god."
>
>(Or maybe curse him to be afflicted with boils? But he's got quack,
>there, so I guess cursing him with boils on his ass would be redundant.)
"My name is Inigo Montoya.
You cursed God.
Prepare to die."
("Inconceivable!")
>IDIOT:
>
>There are no satans and no gods
>other than those dreamed up by frightened insecure humans
>
>GROW UP
Such a literate and thoughtful RETUFTATION of theism and theists!
The onus isn't on us to disprove theists' claims. It's up to them to
prove them.
>
>
You remind me of the child who after being told to go to the corner for
a "time out" rebels by saying "No, you go to the corner ! "
> _That's_ the way you "curse god."
Not from GOD's perspective being that HE is the heavenly Father
(Parent).
> (Or maybe curse him to be afflicted with boils? But he's got quack,
> there, so I guess cursing him with boils on his ass would be redundant.)
Now, you remind me of the suicidal man standing on a bridge overlooking
a cliff asking bystander to push him off.
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
HIM) dear neighbor Frank whom I love unconditionally.
Ros
actually sunshine the burden is supposed to be on the person making assertions
since bob young is presenting his statements as truth
its up to him back them up
> On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:28:17 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>> On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:10:05 -0800, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>>[the usual babble]
>> Curse him? Okay, "Fuck you 'GOD'"
>>
>> Is that right?
>
> Damn God to hell for eternity!
>
> _That's_ the way you "curse god."
>
> (Or maybe curse him to be afflicted with boils? But he's got quack,
> there, so I guess cursing him with boils on his ass would be redundant.)
Coals to Newcastle. With friends like Chunky, who needs enemies?
Well at least the BB contestants actually exist. Not like your
imaginary God thingy.
i would offer you some chewing gum
but you want to type at the same time
Stop _saying_ that!
A-HA!! Gotcha.
Damn GOD, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit to Hell for eternity. IOW,
damn entities which aren't likely to exist to a place which isn't likely
to exist for an undefined period of time.
mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
> In article <4552B2D6...@netvigator.com>,
> bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com> wrote:
>
> > Had you been unfortunate and became an orphan at age two
> > and had you then been adopted by a Hindu family,
> > YOU, would now be praying to a god
> > that has the body of a woman and the head of an elephant.
> >
> > Try THINKING without the blinkers on
> > that your parents fitted you with
>
> so are you saying your own view of the world
> was also what your parents taught you?
Not at all. This only applies to 'beliefs' and myths.
My father taught me engineering which i have used all of my life.
Bob
"We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top
throwing lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were
so silly. So primitive and naive. Not like our religions. We have
burning bushes talking to people and guys walking on water. We're
sophisticated.'"
[Acknowledgements to - Paul Provenza]
mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
> In article <4552B1DD...@netvigator.com>,
> bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com> wrote:
>
> > "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
> >
> > > Atheist Kutchie shrieked:
> > > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > > Atheist Kutchie squealed:
> > > >
> > > > God
> > >
> > > I am not GOD.
> > >
> > > Nor can save you from what satan is doing to you:
> >
> > IDIOT:
> >
> > There are no satans and no gods
> > other than those dreamed up by frightened insecure humans
>
> you can of course prove your assertions
YOU brought up 'satan' so it is up to you to prove it is something
tangeable.
I simply use my common sense, you use your uncommon ability to
swallow everything you have been told by equally silly people.
The world is like that, of course, so I should not really be all
that surprised
Bob
A theologian is like a blind man in a dark room searching for a
black cat which isn't there - and finding it!
[Anonymous]
mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
> In article <ffl5l21mtev4gg07d...@4ax.com>,
> John Baker <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote:
>
> > On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:26:38 GMT, Archie Leach <arc...@leach.etc>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >>IDIOT:
> > >>
> > >>There are no satans and no gods
> > >>other than those dreamed up by frightened insecure humans
> > >>
> > >>GROW UP
> > >
> > >Such a literate and thoughtful RETUFTATION of theism and theists!
> >
> >
> > The onus isn't on us to disprove theists' claims. It's up to them to
> > prove them.
>
> actually sunshine the burden is supposed to be on the person making assertions
> since bob young is presenting his statements as truth
> its up to him back them up
One thing religionists must be and that is 'clever' .
clever at dodging and weaving, clever passing the buck and blaming anyone but
themselves.
'
This is what comes of pandering to mythology,
there are times when I feel so sorry for them.
Take a long careful look at Emmett's final line, it speaks volumes
"Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason, it is freedom. Atheism is human
concern, and intellectual honesty to a degree that the religious mind cannot
begin to understand. And yet it is more than this. Atheism is not an old
religion, it is not a new and coming religion, in fact it is not, and never has
been, a religion at all. The definition of Atheism is magnificent in its
simplicity: Atheism is merely the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
[Atheism: An Affirmative View, by Emmett F. Fields]
> YOU brought up 'satan' so it is up to you to prove it is something
> tangeable.
>
> I simply use my common sense<BITCHSLAP>
If that were true, you would be expected to know that using the notion of
tangible in context of the metaphysical is the logical error of reification
or hypostatisation. Perhaps you meant to say "I use my simple common sense"?
Hmmmm?
HTH & HAND, you fuckwitted atheist cunt.
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congealed ice.
> One thing religionists must be and that is 'clever' .
> clever at dodging and weaving, clever passing the buck and blaming
> anyone but themselves.
So, you expect someone else to take the blame for _your_ logical errors?
> "Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason<BITCHSLAP>
Atheism is illogical; provably so.
But I suppose you're free to wallow in your own absurdity if that's what you
wish to do with your life. Nevertheless, it does take away your pretence to
having a free-thinking and functioning mind.
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No, you shuttup.
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> > > >bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >>IDIOT:
> > > >>
> > > >>There are no satans and no gods
> > > >>other than those dreamed up by frightened insecure humans
> > > >>
> > > >>GROW UP
> One thing religionists must be and that is 'clever' .
> clever at dodging and weaving, clever passing the buck and blaming anyone but
> themselves.
what i notice is -you- dodging and weaving
-you- declared as truth
> > > >>There are no satans and no gods
> > > >>other than those dreamed up by frightened insecure humans
so where are the proofs of -your- truth
give proof or retract
> Take a long careful look at Emmett's final line, it speaks volumes
emmett whoever he is is a bigoted asshole
this final line implies provably false statemetns
that only atheism allows freedom reason intellectual honesty etc
reality is all these things are quite evident
in even catholics and moslems you attack
and quite absent in soviet atheists you excuse
youre just another bible thumper
> mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
>
> > In article <4552B1DD...@netvigator.com>,
> > bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com> wrote:
> >
> > > "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:
> > >
> > > > Atheist Kutchie shrieked:
> > > > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > > > Atheist Kutchie squealed:
> > > > >
> > > > > God
> > > >
> > > > I am not GOD.
> > > >
> > > > Nor can save you from what satan is doing to you:
> > >
> > > IDIOT:
> > >
> > > There are no satans and no gods
> > > other than those dreamed up by frightened insecure humans
> >
> > you can of course prove your assertions
>
> YOU brought up 'satan' so it is up to you to prove it is something
> tangeable.
yes we are all sock puppets of andrew chung
> I simply use my common sense, you use your uncommon ability to
> swallow everything you have been told by equally silly people.
well
that is indeed a mighty ediface of logic and rationality you have erected
i sit amazed
> A theologian is like a blind man in a dark room searching for a
> black cat which isn't there - and finding it!
so the pope invited a famous atheist to debate religion
and they go on and on and finally the pope says
- you are like a man in a dark room searching for a black cat which isnt there
the atheist responds
- it seems to me that you are also
- like a man in a dark room searching for a black cat which isnt there
- the difference is you have found it
- dave allen (from dave allen at large)
ah yes
your beliefs are different
your beliefs are special
your beliefs are the only true one
your statements are provably false
since there exist adults who have abandoned atheism and adopted a religion
and so it -this only applies to beliefs and myths- is a false statement
and yes sunshine even you have -beliefs- quoted or unquoted
unless you are the first person in all history
to prove absolutely and irrefutablely
that reality exists and is objective
>> > > Try THINKING without the blinkers on
>> > > that your parents fitted you with
>> >
>> > so are you saying your own view of the world was also what your
>> > parents taught you?
>>
>> Not at all. This only applies to 'beliefs' and myths.
>>
>> My father taught me engineering which i have used all of my life.
>
> ah yes
> your beliefs are different
> your beliefs are special
> your beliefs are the only true one
>
> your statements are provably false
> since there exist adults who have abandoned atheism and adopted a religion
> and so it -this only applies to beliefs and myths- is a false statement
>
> and yes sunshine even you have -beliefs- quoted or unquoted unless you are
> the first person in all history to prove absolutely and irrefutablely that
> reality exists and is objective
I don't have any strong beliefs, only uncertainties. Some uncertainties
are stronger than others, mind.
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> On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 16:41:34 -0800, Frank Mayhar did the cha-cha, and
> screamed:
>> On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:24:35 +0000, Archie Leach wrote:
>>> Frank Mayhar wrote:
>>>>On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:28:17 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:10:05 -0800, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>>>>>[the usual babble]
>>>>> Curse him? Okay, "Fuck you 'GOD'"
>>>>>
>>>>> Is that right?
>>>>
>>>>Damn God to hell for eternity!
>>>>
>>>>_That's_ the way you "curse god."
>>>>
>>>>(Or maybe curse him to be afflicted with boils? But he's got quack,
>>>>there, so I guess cursing him with boils on his ass would be
>>>>redundant.)
>>>
>>> "My name is Inigo Montoya.
>>>
>>> You cursed God.
>>>
>>> Prepare to die."
>>
>> Stop _saying_ that!
>
> No, you shuttup.
>
No, you shuttup.
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>bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com>, the under-cooked stuntman,
>yearned:
>
>> YOU brought up 'satan' so it is up to you to prove it is something
>> tangeable.
>>
>> I simply use my common sense<BITCHSLAP>
>
>If that were true, you would be expected to know that using the notion of
>tangible in context of the metaphysical is the logical error of reification
>or hypostatisation.
If something isn't tangible it has no effect on those things that are
tangible, so what's the difference between an intangible god and a
non-existent god, in terms of effect on reality?
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious
conviction."
- Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)
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[piggybacking]
>mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
>
>> In article <ffl5l21mtev4gg07d...@4ax.com>,
>> John Baker <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote:
>>
>> > On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:26:38 GMT, Archie Leach <arc...@leach.etc>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > >bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >>IDIOT:
>> > >>
>> > >>There are no satans and no gods
>> > >>other than those dreamed up by frightened insecure humans
>> > >>
>> > >>GROW UP
>> > >
>> > >Such a literate and thoughtful RETUFTATION of theism and theists!
>> >
>> >
>> > The onus isn't on us to disprove theists' claims. It's up to them to
>> > prove them.
>>
>> actually sunshine the burden is supposed to be on the person making assertions
Actually, duckie, it's on the person making the existentially positive
assertion - that would be you. there's no burden of proof for "I
don't believe you".
--
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the orderliness we find in the perceivable world."
- Letter to an Iowa student who asked, What is God? July, 1953; Einstein Archive 59-085
>> "Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason<BITCHSLAP>
>Atheism is illogical; provably so.
Your lack of belief in Murdoc is provably illogical?
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moves even with a daily rotation, is absurd, and both philosophically and theologically
false, and at the least an error of faith."
- Catholic Church's decision against Galileo Galilei
... AHHH!!! you are going straight to hell!!!
b
ps;
tit
>>>>>
>>>>> Is that right?
>>>> Damn God to hell for eternity!
>>>>
>>>> _That's_ the way you "curse god."
>>>>
>>>> (Or maybe curse him to be afflicted with boils? But he's got quack,
>>>> there, so I guess cursing him with boils on his ass would be redundant.)
>>> "My name is Inigo Montoya.
>>>
>>> You cursed God.
>>>
>>> Prepare to die."
>> Stop _saying_ that!
>
> No, you shuttup.
>
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feel lucky, huh do ya punk ...'
>... AHHH!!! you are going straight to hell!!!
I can tell by your handle that you are an innocent
who prides himself on honesty and doesn't make
it his mission in life to try to insult believers.
After all, atheists are good, loving people, right?
Bye now. :)
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You were saying, you flapwitted atheist fuck on a stick?
And apart from the dissertations on the anology used to refute your
fuckwitted claim, how about you set to proving your claim that "If something
isn't tangible it has no effect on those things that are tangible"? Hmmm?
Go on, avoid all of it, Al. You know you don't want me to destory your
fuckwitted and insane world view in public, yet again.
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maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou giddy. Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
You must first prove that I have a "lack of belief in Murdoc", Al.
Go on, hop to it. I'll wait.
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Thou whining mammet. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
No, you shuttup.
> YOU brought up 'satan' so it is up to you to prove it is something
> tangeable.
> I simply use my common sense, you use your uncommon ability to
> swallow everything you have been told by equally silly people.
> The world is like that, of course, so I should not really be all
> that surprised
> Bob
> A theologian is like a blind man in a dark room searching for a
> black cat which isn't there - and finding it!
> [Anonymous]
[PROFILER = ON]
Start psychological profiling
POSTER: bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com>
Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Calculations
=====================================================
Word Count: 79
Full Stops: 2
Exclamations: 1
Questions: 0
Total Sentences: 3
Long Words: 13
Average Sentence Length: 26
Percentage of Long Words: 16.46%
========================:
Gunning Fog Index: 16.98
Flesch-Kincaid Score: 5
Analysing 8 keywords of 13:
* brought
* something
* tangeable
* uncommon
* ability
* swallow
* everything
* equally
The following keywords will not be analysed:
surprised, theologian, searching, finding, [Anonymous]
Performing Keyword Analysis:
Keyword 1 of 13:
* brought:
bob young is predisposed to suspect, without sufficient basis, that
others are exploiting, harming, or deceiving him.
Keyword 2 of 13:
* something:
bob young is predisposed to attempt to compensate for insecurities by
appearing to be sarcastic or belligerent, blaming others for his
problems and taking a tough stance toward those he considers to be
outsiders.
Keyword 3 of 13:
* tangeable:
Anticipate bob young to fondle his child's boyfriend or girlfriend under
dinner the table.
Keyword 4 of 13:
* uncommon:
Expect bob young to be inclined to use alcohol with the intention of
relieving or avoiding withdrawal symptoms.
Keyword 5 of 13:
* ability:
bob young is predisposed to roll his eyes more than ten times a day.
Keyword 6 of 13:
* swallow:
bob young is prone to be impulsive and infantile.
Keyword 7 of 13:
* everything:
Expect bob young to be inclined to idealise others and 'go along' with
their wishes, saying 'yes' to things he does not really want to do.
Keyword 8 of 13:
* equally:
bob young is likely to be prone to constant mood swings and bouts of
anger.
*** Fog Index within normal tolerance ***
*** PROLIX TIT ALERT ***
======================
bob young has an average sentence length of 26. This person is
dispiriting, depressive and interminable. bob young may believe he is
writing an essay or epic.
*** Mental sloth indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are inconsistent. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.
*** IGNORANT PIG ALERT ***
==========================
bob young has a Flesch-Kincaid score equivalent to that of a child of
age 5. This person is thick, inexperienced and imbecilic. This person is
highly likely to protect himself from recognising his own undesirable
qualities by assigning them in exaggerated amounts to other people. Also
expect bob young to prefer to have sex with the lights off.
*** Narcissism indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are inconclusive. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.
*** Fastidiousness indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are insignificant. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.
*** Sycophancy indicators scarcely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are irregular. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.
*** Infantilism indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are inconclusive. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.
The following questions are recommended to make bob young go berserk and
convulse:
1: Would you lie to your current partner about the number of sexual
partners you've had?
2: Can you cry on command? Go on then.
3: Have you ever snooped in the medicine cabinet at someone's house
while visiting?
Challenge/Response Predictors
=============================
Challenge 1: Have you ever run into someone you slept with, but
completely forgot their name?
Expected Response 1: Anticipate bob young to have trouble experiencing
pleasure.
Challenge 2: Do you get jealous if someone of the opposite sex checks
out your partner?
Expected Response 2: Expect bob young to persistently bear grudges,being
unforgiving of misperceived insults, injuries, or slights.
Challenge 3: Would you enter back into a relationship with a romantic
partner after the partner has repeatedly cheated on you?
Expected Response 3: bob young is predisposed to have a strong desire or
sense of compulsion to take alcohol.
Personality Predictors
======================
Primary Motivation: To avoid conflicts and tension.
Secondary Motivation: To vindicate claims about self.
Personality Summary (Part A):
1: dictatorial
2: spiteful
3: undeveloped
Personality Summary (Part B):
4: bellyaching, harassed, ill-advised jowler
5: quilting, sottish, so-called toilet roll
6: sniveling, sightless, croaky mare
Predicted Personality Traits:
1: Episodes of striking back at society (sociopathy).
2: Fall into contradictory actions, hypocritically doing the opposite of
what he preaches.
Predicted Boasting Style:
1: "If I can't have what will really satisfy me, I'll enjoy myself
anyway."
2: "It won't happen to me; I'm too strong to be affected by this stuff."
Predicted Attitude to Love:
1: "We share these ideals, don't we?"
2: "This is my world."
Predicted Complaint Categories:
1: "I get anxious and look for reasons why I'm anxious."
2: "What if we try it another way?"
Predicted Inadequacies:
1: "Everyone is so lazy and irresponsible."
2: "We can all get along."
bob young conforms to Histrionic personality disorder with Factitious
subtype tendencies.
End psychological profiling for bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com>
> I have a secret desire to fuck my sister.
Clearly you are feeling the hand of GOD on your life as a consequence
of all the intercessory prayers being made by the brethren of LORD
Jesus Christ on your behalf:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to
unwisely curse HIM) dear neighbor Mark whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
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Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
> Hail Eris! On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 16:15:24 +0000, Phil Kyle jabbered
> inanely:
>> The Demon Prince of Absurdity verbally sodomised:
>>> On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 16:41:34 -0800, Frank Mayhar did the cha-cha, and
>>> screamed:
>>>> On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:24:35 +0000, Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>> Frank Mayhar wrote:
>>>>>>On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:28:17 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>>>>>>> On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:10:05 -0800, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>>>>>>>[the usual babble]
>>>>>>> Curse him? Okay, "Fuck you 'GOD'"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Is that right?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Damn God to hell for eternity!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>_That's_ the way you "curse god."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>(Or maybe curse him to be afflicted with boils? But he's got quack,
>>>>>>there, so I guess cursing him with boils on his ass would be
>>>>>>redundant.)
>>>>>
>>>>> "My name is Inigo Montoya.
>>>>>
>>>>> You cursed God.
>>>>>
>>>>> Prepare to die."
>>>>
>>>> Stop _saying_ that!
>>>
>>> No, you shuttup.
>>
>> No, you shuttup.
>
> No, you shuttup.
>
>You would still be wise to inform your doctor(s) about your symptoms
>before you die from all your multiple internal injuries.
>
>You clearly remain vanquished:
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/8f0ed8277bdbc4ed?
>
>
>Instead of being angry at Jesus, you would still be wise redirect your
>anger toward satan, who has his long and thick barbed member reaming
>your every orifice until you don't know which way is up because of all
>the internal bruising amd lacerations.
>
>Again, what really gets satan's goat is when people place their faith
>in LORD Jesus Christ:
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
>
>
>May GOD continue to lessen your pain and keep your heart beating
>(unless you choose to curse HIM) dear neighbor Floyd whom I love
>unconditionally.
>
>Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
>
>Andrew <><
>--
>Andrew B. Chung
>Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
>http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
>
>As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
>unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
>(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
>http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
>
>
>Vanquished, internally bruised and abused, panam...@hotmail.com
>shrieked:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit boldly wrote:
>> > Sorry to hear about your suffering from the reaming of your every
>> > orifice by that brutally sadistic satan.
>>
>> Andy, Andy, Andy...there ain't no "satan", either. Haven't you been
>> paying attention?
For his assertions that usenet posters are "vanquished" while citing
evidence that consists of nothing more than his own frothy posts, and
for his religious and medical quackeries such as the two-pound "it is
not a diet, dammit!" diet and imputing souls into fig trees, it is my
great honor to nominate Fraudi, aka Andy Chung, for the Office of Kooki
Information Minister.
Might there be a second for this nomination?
N.B. -- if I am currently ineligible for a KIM nom, I hereby retract
all previous nominations or seconds.
--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth
"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
>Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>> > Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>> >> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > You would still be wise to inform your doctor(s) about your symptoms
>> >> > before you die from all your multiple internal injuries.
>> >>
>> >> And what are you going to do if he keeps posting because nothing's
>> >> happening?
>> >
>> > Praise GOD for showing HIS infinite mercy and grace:
>>
>> There's a nice, self-sealing delusional system.
>
> Actually, the truth is not a delusion.
Classic erroneous presupposition.
>
>
> "I am the way, the truth, and the life...
How ironic.
> " -- LORD Jesus Christ
>
> Amen !
Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
argument.
>
>
> Laus Deo !
Classic lack of specificity.
> !
Classic inappropriate analogy.
>
>
> Marana tha !
Liar.
> !
Ambiguous.
> !
Classic inconsistency.
>
>
> > If something bad happens,
> > god punished him! If nothing bad happens, god's being all merciful!
>
> GOD's will be done and not my will.
Liar.
>
>
> > > May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
> > > HIM) dear neighbor Mark whom I love unconditionally.
>
> >
> > Curse him? Okay, "Fuck you 'GOD'".
>
> Your proposal to be penetrated by HIM is amusing and entertaining but
> interests only satan and so the plan is that you be turned over to
> satan for your request just as atheist Kutchie has been turned over to
> satan:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/8f5d627a3bbc40d3?
Illogical.
>
>
> > Is that right?
>
> Yes.
Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
argument.
> Though your request saddens me.
Note: no response.
>
>
> This victory belongs to GOD, Whom I love with all my heart, soul, mind,
> and strength:
>
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
>
> Fear GOD and dread nought:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/352546a7bf4a81ee?
Classic failure to comprehend the point.
>
>
> Only faith in LORD Jesus Christ can save you from the brutally sadistic
> plans that satan has to ream your every orifice with his long and thick
> barbed member:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
You're erroneously presupposing that it's a fact.
>
>
> May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you curse HIM) to
> give you precious extra time to understand and act on this, dear
> neighbor Mark whom I love unconditionally.
Classic failure to comprehend the point.
>
>
> Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Classic lack of specificity.
>Frank Mayhar wrote:
>> On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:28:17 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
>> > On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:10:05 -0800, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>> >[the usual babble]
>> > Curse him? Okay, "Fuck you 'GOD'"
>> >
>> > Is that right?
>>
>> Damn God to hell for eternity!
>
> You remind me of the child who after being told to go to the corner for
> a "time out" rebels by saying "No, you go to the corner !
Classic inconsistency.
> "
>
> > _That's_ the way you "curse god."
>
> Not from GOD's perspective being that HE is the heavenly Father
> (Parent).
How ironic.
>
>
> > (Or maybe curse him to be afflicted with boils? But he's got quack,
> > there, so I guess cursing him with boils on his ass would be redundant.)
>
> Now, you remind me of the suicidal man standing on a bridge overlooking
> a cliff asking bystander to push him off.
Classic evasion of the point.
>
>
> May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
> HIM) dear neighbor Frank whom I love unconditionally.
Classic evasion of the point.
Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.
>
>Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
>
>Andrew <><
>--
>Andrew B. Chung
>Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
>http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
>
>As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
>unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
>(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
>http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
>
Your sig is malformed, Fraudi.
I'm still waiting to burst into flames as he posted me on his RIP Lits
O'Haet a good few years back.
I happily second this worthy nomination as he's barred from the KotM
nomination.
FR
Along with the others except for Art Deco:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
> >Instead of being angry at Jesus, you would still be wise redirect your
> >anger toward satan, who has his long and thick barbed member reaming
> >your every orifice until you don't know which way is up because of all
> >the internal bruising and lacerations.
"There is no glory in vanquishing those who are already conquered." --
Holy Spirit
Amen. Laus Deo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you unwisely choose
to curse HIM) dear neighbor whom I love unconditionally.
b
THIRDS.
>Al Klein <ruk...@pern.invalid>, the person who works in public houses
>washing dirty pots, amongst other menial tasks, meowed:
>> On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:10:35 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>
>>> bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com>, the under-cooked stuntman,
>>> yearned:
>>>
>>>> YOU brought up 'satan' so it is up to you to prove it is something
>>>> tangeable.
>>>>
>>>> I simply use my common sense<BITCHSLAP>
>>>
>>> If that were true, you would be expected to know that using the
>>> notion of tangible in context of the metaphysical is the logical
>>> error of reification or hypostatisation.
>>
>> If something isn't tangible it has no effect on those things that are
>> tangible<BITCHSLAP>
>
>Dark matter. Dark energy. Intangible and undetectable.
Both tangible.
> Existence is only inferred.
BECAUSE of the effects they produce.
There's a difference between "here's an effect. what could be causing
it?" and "here's a god. what would he want?"
>And apart from the dissertations on the anology used to refute your
>fuckwitted claim, how about you set to proving your claim that "If something
>isn't tangible it has no effect on those things that are tangible"?
Try the definitions of the words used.
>Go on, avoid all of it, Al. You know you don't want me to destory your
>fuckwitted and insane world view in public, yet again.
To do that you'd have to bring your IQ above negative first. How's
your wife, Heide?
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"I've heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for president."
- George W. Bush, quoted in George Magazine, September, 2000
"God gave the savior to the German people. We have faith,
deep and unshakeable faith, that he was sent to us by
God to save Germany."
- Hermann Goering, speaking of Hitler
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
This signature was made by SigChanger.
You can find SigChanger at: http://www.phranc.nl/
>Al Klein <ruk...@pern.invalid>, the sternutatory bailiff, pronounced:
>> On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:15:15 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>
>>>> "Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason<BITCHSLAP>
>>
>>> Atheism is illogical; provably so.
>>
>> Your lack of belief in Murdoc is provably illogical?
>
>You must first prove that I have a "lack of belief in Murdoc", Al.
>
>Go on, hop to it. I'll wait.
You're not listed in his totally comprehensive list of those who
believe in him so, ipso facto, you don't believe in him. Only those
on the list can believe. It's his rule, and he's Murdoc, so you can't
argue with it (that's another rule of his).
Ask Hank if you don't believe me.
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"A truly unselfish act would be a Christian volunteering to have his soul take your
soul's place in hell, so yours could go to Heaven. Don't hold your breath."
- John Popelish
You remind me of the jumper on the bridge overlooking a deep precipice
asking bystanders if he has been successful at committing suicide yet.
> Wait, don't answer, I really don't give a fuck.
That is both amusing and entertaining. You have been turned over to
satan for the reaming that you have requested:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/38dd5d3519040229?
This victory belongs to GOD, Whom I love with all my heart, soul, mind,
and strength:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
Fear GOD and dread nothing that is of this world:
http://MabletonGA.OurLittle.net/DreadNought
Save yourself from satan brutally and sadistically reaming you through
and through by surrendering and placing your faith in LORD Jesus
Christ:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you unwisely choose
to curse HIM) dear neighbor Frank whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
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> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
I think you're in the wrong job.
Thank you both. Note that Fraudi is still eligible for Coward of the
Month, a repeatable award. His repeated morphing is enough evidence
for another go here (or perhaps even Order of the Holey Sockpuppet).
No, you shuttup.
--
___________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot
COOSN-029-06-71069
"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky
Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk
"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
TEH WAY OF THE K00K
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them!
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"
...with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.
mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
> > > > Try THINKING without the blinkers on
> > > > that your parents fitted you with
> > >
> > > so are you saying your own view of the world
> > > was also what your parents taught you?
> >
> > Not at all. This only applies to 'beliefs' and myths.
> >
> > My father taught me engineering which i have used all of my life.
>
> ah yes
> your beliefs are different
> your beliefs are special
> your beliefs are the only true one
>
> your statements are provably false
> since there exist adults who have abandoned atheism and adopted a religion
> and so it -this only applies to beliefs and myths- is a false statement
Bringing up minorities to prove a god exists is a trifle silly IMO
90% learn about imaginary gods from their parents
>
>
> and yes sunshine even you have -beliefs- quoted or unquoted
> unless you are the first person in all history
> to prove absolutely and irrefutablely
> that reality exists and is objective
Wasted effort, clutching at straws, backs to the wall stuff.
Of course we all have beliefs,
we have hopes too but sensible folks don't go praying to a sky pixie
expecting to get them answered.
On the rare occasion they get what they want they go around praising god, but
when nothing happens it's 'heads down, switch to another topic'
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries
of magic and religion. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is
the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite
intelligent enough.
[Aldous Leonard Huxley]
>
>
> meow arf meow - they are performing horrible experiments in space
> major grubert is watching you - beware the bakalite
> there can only be one or two - the airtight garage has you neo
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com>, the keeper and catcher of birds,
> rued:
>
> > One thing religionists must be and that is 'clever' .
> > clever at dodging and weaving, clever passing the buck and blaming
> > anyone but themselves.
>
> So, you expect someone else to take the blame for _your_ logical errors?
>
> > "Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason<BITCHSLAP>
>
> Atheism is illogical; provably so.
Waiting for that proof, but with no optimism whatsoever that we will see
anything concrete,
but hey - have a go, there's plenty of space for yer down below, go on fill it
in with proofs of atheistic errors:
>
>
> But I suppose you're free to wallow in your own absurdity
Absurdity.................!
try this for size: [I hope you are not a Muslim, they have their own
specialities]
The universe revolves around the earth.
Stars are pinpricks in the heavens.
The world is flat (and on pillars)
Bats are a kind of bird.
Rabbits chew their cud.
There is enough water to flood the entire planet
Women were created from a man's rib
Rainbows are a promise from God
yes... you may have... or may HAVE NOT had the truth.
[Acknowledgements to 'James, Seattle'
Man of old, the savage,
formed the belief,
the eruption of the volcano
was god's expression of grief.
Man believed the lightning bolt,
for the crops - a blessing of rain,
the curse of flood lending starvation,
was spewed from heavenly gates.
Man believed he could calm divine wrath,
through sacrifice of a virgin pure,
though blood appeased him not,
how the quake continues to tremble the earth.
Man believed the sting of a bee,
the fangs of the serpent, the teeth of a bear
were all signs of divine things,
deities by the dozens, some invented in pairs.
Silly superstitions thrive to this day,
if not for the rationalist, skeptic,
and freethinker,
where would we be?
In Church thumping Bibles, that's where!
See, we've came a long way.
Instead of cracking virgins' skulls,
[with acknowledgements to: Sharon]
> if that's what you
> wish to do with your life. Nevertheless, it does take away your pretence to
> having a free-thinking and functioning mind.
>
> --
> alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
> September 2005 and April 2006
>
> "K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
> but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
> well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
> maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
>
> Thou mean-born man. Thou no-brained, infectious wretched and peevish
> fellow.
bob young wrote:
I obviously hit a raw nerve with a smattering of proof back there
somewhere
and brought the maggots out from under a stone.
Aaaah well, that's life
> Tin-canned gerbil smuggler with delicate frankfurter and clammy
> freckle wants to meet heavy duty tadger for violent doodle dandy
> yanking. Mail me at <alasp...@netvigator.com>
> Is recycled toilet paper supposed to be brown?
Well, I'll give it to you if you can show that you have the brains to
understand it and argue against it without bleating, whining and descending
into logical fallacies. So, it's test time for you.
This statement is false.
Is that a true statement or a false statemement? Show your working out.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou pea-brained frosty people. Thou three-chinned porpentine.
youre not skilled with this logic stuff are you?
a single counterexample disproves a universal
> 90% learn about imaginary gods from their parents
and out of which ass did you pull that statistic?
youve already shown you cant handle logic
i have no obligation to accept your other claims without proof
> > and yes sunshine even you have -beliefs- quoted or unquoted
> > unless you are the first person in all history
> > to prove absolutely and irrefutablely
> > that reality exists and is objective
>
> Wasted effort, clutching at straws, backs to the wall stuff.
for someone who keeps demanding other people prove their beliefs
why are you suddenly so evasive about proving your own?
if theyre as obviously true as you claim
proof should be easy as pi
> Of course we all have beliefs,
> we have hopes too but sensible folks don't go praying to a sky pixie
> expecting to get them answered.
> On the rare occasion they get what they want they go around praising god, but
> when nothing happens it's 'heads down, switch to another topic'
diversion
you have presented assertions as truths
when asked for proof of -your- claims
you evade the subject and divert with attacks on third parties
> You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries
> of magic and religion. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is
i dont see animals doing science or math or logic either
are these also follies?
> the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite
> intelligent enough.
> [Aldous Leonard Huxley]
and i should give a shit what huxley thinks because?
cant you think for yourself?
> bob young wrote:
>
>> bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com>, the examiner of food on sale
>> at the markets, susurrated:
>>
>>> I have a secret desire to fuck my sister.
>
> I obviously hit a raw nerve<BITCHSLAP>
Ya reckon?
> with a smattering of proof back there
> somewhere and brought the maggots out from under a stone.
>
> Aaaah well, that's life
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou cutpurse. Thou surly, spur-galled foolish gnat.
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com>, the refiner of precious dung,
> complained:
> > Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> >
> >> bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com>, the keeper and catcher of
> >> birds, rued:
> >>
> >>> One thing religionists must be and that is 'clever' .
> >>> clever at dodging and weaving, clever passing the buck and blaming
> >>> anyone but themselves.
> >>
> >> So, you expect someone else to take the blame for _your_ logical
> >> errors?
> >>
> >>> "Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason<BITCHSLAP>
> >>
> >> Atheism is illogical; provably so.
> >
> > Waiting for that proof, but with no optimism whatsoever that we will
> > see anything concrete,
> > but hey - have a go, there's plenty of space for yer down below, go
> > on fill it in with proofs of atheistic errors:
>
> Well, I'll give it to you if you can show that you have the brains to
> understand it and argue against it without bleating, whining and descending
> into logical fallacies. So, it's test time for you.
>
> This statement is false.
>
> Is that a true statement or a false statemement? Show your working out.
Exactly as I expected
goodbye sicko
<PLONK>
[and dont bother writing any more insults back I won;t be looking in]
mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
> In article <45545C05...@netvigator.com>,
> bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com> wrote:
>
> > > > >bob young <alasp...@netvigator.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > >>IDIOT:
> > > > >>
> > > > >>There are no satans and no gods
> > > > >>other than those dreamed up by frightened insecure humans
> > > > >>
> > > > >>GROW UP
>
> > One thing religionists must be and that is 'clever' .
> > clever at dodging and weaving, clever passing the buck and blaming anyone but
> > themselves.
>
> what i notice is -you- dodging and weaving
really !
>
>
> -you- declared as truth
> > > > >>There are no satans and no gods
> > > > >>other than those dreamed up by frightened insecure humans
> so where are the proofs of -your- truth
>
> give proof or retract
IDIOT - you are the one claiming these childish things but you can't prove them
can you?
>
>
> > Take a long careful look at Emmett's final line, it speaks volumes
>
> emmett whoever he is is a bigoted asshole
> this final line implies provably false statemetns
> that only atheism allows freedom reason intellectual honesty etc
>
> reality is all these things are quite evident
> in even catholics and moslems you attack
> and quite absent in soviet atheists you excuse
>
> youre just another bible thumper
bob young wrote:
banal beliefs really brings out the sicko's..
What a shame