A blast from the past...

[Bud]

Take Gil Jesus, a regular poster here, for instance. Gil comes from
poor peasant stock, and when Gil was a young beaner, his family owned
a burro that worked the fields that provided his family with sustenance. One
day an unnamed stranger appeared (Tom Lowry), and offered Gil some
magic beans in exchange for the burro. This sounded like a sweet deal
to young Gil, and he hastily agreed. But when he showed his family the
payment he received for the burro, instead of the gratitude he
expected, they shouted "thems tic-tacs" and threw stones at him.
Undaunted, Gil planted the "seeds", and every day he watered them,
even sang Mexican folk songs over them, but other than the ground
smelling slightly minty, nothing much happened. Occasionally the
unnamed stranger (Tom Lowry) would ride past, and he and the burro
would laugh at Gil`s sorry state, and that of his slowly starving
family. After a long time, Gil tired of the ridicule, and decided on a
new start in America. Unfortunately, being stupid, he headed south
instead of north, and wandered down to Chile, where he found work as a
tarantula wrangler on a banana plantation. One day as he siesta on a
pile of bananas he was inadvertently loaded on a boat to America with
the crop. He awoke disoriented inside a Piggy Wiggly in Dallas, and
when he staggered up to the checkout counter and saw all the shiny
containers of tic-tacs, he exclaimed "Magic beans in abundance, I must
be in heaven!". Unfortunately he was in Texas, a state with vagrancy
laws. Fleeing the authorities, he came to a place with an "x" on the
ground. Excited, he thought "There must be treasure buried there", and
proceeded to claw at the asphalt until a passerby stopped and said to
him "Theres no treasure there, idiot, that is where out President was
shot by that skunk Lee Harvey Oswald from that building right over
there". Gil looked at the building, and the "x", and something didn`t
make sense to him. "Why would he shoot from there when this hill is a
much nicer place to shoot from?" he asked. Exasperated, the passerby
said "You know what, I lied, there is treasure there, keep digging".

[Chuck Schuyler]

Funny.

Failed mall cop Gil Jesus, a/k/a Fish Part Messiah, as I once called him, hasn't been around for a long time.

[John Corbett]

Didn't he used to make YouTube videos ala Harris?

[Bud]

On Friday, May 7, 2021 at 2:59:39 PM UTC-4, Chuck Schuyler wrote:

He posted on the Education for a while after abandoning here, don`t think he has in a while.

I see he posted on the death of Rossley on March 25th of this year after being inactive since 2014.

https://educationforum.ipbhost.com/profile/3674-gil-jesus/

Remember when he bought a truck on ebay "as is" without a warranty from a company with a dismal track record with the Better Business Bureau?

https://www.bbb.org/us/tx/stafford/profile/used-car-dealers/texas-direct-auto-powered-by-vroom-0915-13004084

https://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/texas-direct-auto/missouri-city-texas-77489/texas-direct-auto-ripoff-missouri-city-texas-145600

Yes, this is the guy who was gonna crack the case.

[Chuck Schuyler]

Yes, and he claimed his "expertise" in police tactics, etc. gave him valuable insight into the crime, leading him to believe something else happened, somehow. Turns out his "expertise" was gained working briefly as some sort of mall cop or security guard, if I recall.

[Chuck Schuyler]

Lol! I do remember that. Everyone gave him shit.

[Bud]

And the cable stealing. YoHarvey and Spence used to dig the dirt.

[Chuck Schuyler]

Hilarious. I remember that too. I just got done reading again about Gil's run-in with eBay and the Texas dealership that ripped him off. Pretty funny. There were a couple of gals who posted here and they gave Gil a bunch of shit all the time. One was Justme. I don't remember the other one.

[Bud]

Tim did a series on it...

https://groups.google.com/g/alt.conspiracy.jfk/search?q=OT%3A%20THE%20DAY%20VERM%20GOT%20RIPPED%20OFF%20PART

>There were a couple of gals who posted here and they gave Gil a bunch of shit all the time. One was Justme. I don't remember the other one.

Sammy, I think.

<snicker> We`ve been here too long. Now the runt is basking in all the attention he is getting now that the moderated board is frozen in time.

[Bud]

One more thing I just remembered, for all his supposed researching skills he neglected to check out the company he was making a major purchase from. And he gave them positive feedback on ebay before he even got the truck!

[Chuck Schuyler]

Hilarious. Tim always has had the flair for being able to twist the knife.

And Tom Lowry/cdddraftsman? The dude's weird photoshop skills featuring images of Rossley and Gil and Ben and Healy graphically clad in leather and dominatrix gear with whips and studs, buttfucking each other, accompanied by odd, misspelled JFK-related captions in cartoon bubbles, etc. were some of the cruelest internet taunts I've ever seen. They were so primitive that they were near genius. There was something off with that guy but he was hilarious.

[Chuck Schuyler]

And eBay bitch slapped him one last time by cruelly noting that had he contacted then FIRST before having somebody pull the truck apart, they may have been able to help him in some way.

[David Von Pein]

I've archived many of my encounters with Gil Jesus (link below). (BTW, his name is pronounced Gee-zus, not Hay-zeus. I remember one of his YouTube videos where he introduced himself and said his name out loud. Most people probably would say Hay-zeus, like the former Houston Astros outfielder, Jesus Alou. But Gil's name has a much more holy ring to it.) 😁

BTW #2 -- This link below brings back some additional blasts from the acj past ---- with names popping up such as Curt Jester, J. Leyden, and outer-fringe CTer Rob Caprio (Robcap). Plus, John Corbett and Bud put in appearances in these battles too....

http://jfk-archives.blogspot.com/search?q=Gil+Jesus

[John Corbett]

Wasn't Sammy from Australia? She was openly a lesbian. Gil condemned her for that and she
threw it back in his face.

[Bud]

Some of it is immortalized (at least for a few more years, Tom said he had it arranged for the site to remain seven years after his passing) on Tom`s website...

http://whokilledjfk.net/tom_lowery.htm

And reading through some old posts I came across this classic "Rosselism"...

"PS;; DID YOU CHECK OUT THOSE CITATIONS I GAVE OR, ARE YOU TOO FUCKING ILLETERATE ! ! !"

https://groups.google.com/g/alt.conspiracy.jfk/c/VRI45Y2aopE/m/_e8EgRD-kqQJ

[Mark Ulrik]

That reminds me of how excited Gil got when he discovered that my e-mail handle at the time (mucher1) was also a username at some porn site. Another hobby of his was to examine message headers for evidence that posters A and B were one and the same. Some of us, on the other hand, would occasionally make fun of Gil and Caprio, accusing them of being the same person, because they were such kindred spirits.

[Chuck Schuyler]

Lowry's "art" is just so twisted.

[John Corbett]

Wow. I vaguely remember Lowry/cddraftsman. So many names I had forgotten that have popped
up in this thread. Blast from the past was an appropriate title.

[John Corbett]

I remember how proud he was of himself when he used my e-mail address to find out my real
name. I was using the screen name bigdog back then. He used that email address to trace me
to an organization that I was president of at the time and learned my real name. I told him if
he wanted to know my real name, all he had to do was ask. I had only taken on the name
bigdog because the first Usenet group I joined everyone used an alias so I took that one.

[Mark Ulrik]

Yeah, Gil fancied himself quite the internet sleuth but was pretty clueless most of the time.

[healyd...@gmail.com]

ya call this supporting 1964 Warren Commish findings? focus, Mark Lane is in the room... lmfao!

[Bud]

We`re tripping down memory lane, stoner. And while we are at it, who could forget the numerous times you threatened to leave the group, vowing never to return...

https://groups.google.com/g/alt.conspiracy.jfk/c/Axji2IGO-P8/m/EA7cgcRXkHsJ

That was in 2008. In 2009 you made a speech like you were accepting an academy award (best supporting lapdog in a newsgroup?)...

https://groups.google.com/g/alt.conspiracy.jfk/c/WrSlVA0M6ho/m/gCGOv4eJAlYJ

Luckily your friends in the group rallied to support you...

https://groups.google.com/g/alt.conspiracy.jfk/c/QJ5arWP6Qws/m/h32hi3CCZuoJ

[Gil Jesus]

This is the same asshole who expects people to take him seriously.