Conclusion: Chafey can't be real...
Sean
to post here in his painfully unfunny character. I respectfuly asked
him to just drop the character and respond in hopes that maybe myself
and others here could understand why he does that thing he does. Since
he couldn't drop his character and just respond as a normal human, and
since I realize no one will actually read his childishly rambling post,
I pulled out a few of his ilogical explanations and will address each
one here.
>Why do _*I*_ post what I post, Retard Seanie!? Because I get tons of material for my radio shows and other creative projects directly
>from my posts.
Since he has yet to prove he even has a radio show this makes no sense.
And even if he did, how does writing in a newsgroup give anyone any
kind of material? What he proably means here is that he steals ideas
from other posters, because there is nothing in what he writes that
would be suitable on the public airwaves or that anyone would find
amusing.
>And, because, I've gotten enjoyable reactions--Good and Bad and Ugly Reactions and
>Compliments, Etc., Over the Years. And even MORE private comments and compliments
>via my e-mail address.
The old "People email how great I am" claim. As old as Usenet itself.
>I've met-up with a few very hot women, that I met, because, those women
>having seen me posting here.
Impossible.
>I've gotten a few very cool guests for my local radio show because of having
>posted something that they had read and enjoyed.
So who are these ghosts who are special enough to know about your
alleged radio show?
>But, I, also, of course, enjoy, reacting negatively to a post, which inspires my creativity >very much.
There are mostly only trolls here. How does attacking the shit they
post make you feel better? Is your self esteem really that low?
So there you have it, folks. Whoever is posting as this chafey
character can't be real for one post. Not one. He hides behind a
character that he's used for a very long time, even though it's not the
least bit clever. But at least I managed to squeeze a few confessions
out of him about why he's here. Even though most of them are lies, if
you read between the lines you'll see a very sad person screaming for
attention and only being able to find it in this cesspool. How sad is
that?
Sean
DownUnder Dave
Just a quick question and feel free to go on your usual tirade...but,
why is it that only you seem the one saying that you're funny, that
you're entertaining, saying that everyone else is here for because of
your contributions?
I've been reading this NG for a few months now, day in day out, and not
once have I ever seen anyone state that anything you've ever mentioned
is funny or entertaining....besides you.
My philosophy is, if one has to advertise their worth, they're
worthless.
I'm not having a go or purposefully trying to slam ya, but it's just
something that comes to me every time I *skim* over one of your posts.
JJayBoyd
time now..
dont forget that I have on MANY occassions said I will come to his
radio show and be on the air with him and wipe the floor with him.. and
since he claims that I am talentless... he shouldnt be afraid of me
should he.. but he is... cause as you finally see and understand.. he
doesnt have any kind of radio show... he doesnt do stand up.. he's not
funny... nor does anyone other than he seem to say how funny he is..
This is his only output and arena to 'be a comic'... a sad little
nothing in the world... but since he's so demented about his supposed
talents.. its fun to watch others kick him when he's down...
JJayBoyd
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Dear Readers//Lurkers//Posters, the ABOVE
is my response to the Retard "He
Jut A Chawuckter" Seanie
Goober.
And, everything I stated and//or
implied was accurate.
So, Seanie, had to start a new thread, to
try to avoid, responding to my ENTIRE
post, as it was actually TYPED
_*VERBATIM*_, *NOT*, just
his, lame ass snips and//or
purposely incoherent
jumbling and//or
splicing of only
parts of my text,
etc.
And, by the way, I would NEVER steal material
from anyone. Period. So, Seanie,
is just making that accusation
completely up out of thin
air, because, he can't
bring himself to admit
any of my stuff is
entertaining and
funny and
dramatic,
and radio
worthy,
etc., etc.
And, as far my comments about
my private e-mails to me--:
Again, he pretends not
to believe, because,
he can't stand the
fact that I've gotten
PUBLIC and
even MORE
*PRIVATE*
compliments
from all kinds
of people.
And there are posts in the public record that
point to the reality of my getting lots
of private e-mails from people.
There are posts, where people
have posted, saying, "Your
mailbox is full again,
David", etc. And those
were just the ones
who couldn't get
through, because
my box was filled
to capacity, at
those times.
And, it's a known fact, that, I have been
in very heated and volatile flame
wars with some pretty nasty
ass people. So, many
have been intimidated
by the heated nature
of some of the exchanges,
but, they STILL, wanted
to let me know what
they thought, privately.
One, example, I've
already mentioned,
(so it's been previously
semi-declassified),
so, I'll mention it again,
here--: A person who
knew, Dougie, quite
well in real life, wrote
to me, to tell me
how much they
enjoyed my sardonic
and satirical dissing
posts about Dougie!!
And how I had him
pegged, exactly, as
that person knew
him to be, for
the most part!!
(In their opinion,
of course.)
And, as far as, the "impossible" comment.
That makes no logical sense. It
is far from *impossible* that
I met-up with some hot
women from one or
two or so different
newsgroups.
Because it
happened.
And, the most
recent one--: I
am currently
dating, For
God's
(BLOODY!!)
Ass
Sakes!!
And, as far as, the famous people who KNOW who I am, and, have been on
one of
my shows....Of course, I won't say
who they are. If I did, I'd
blow my semi-anonymity.
And, they, wouldn't
appreciate it either.
Because, I've
severely insulted
some people
they might
have to work
with at a club
or on television
and//or on film
and//or on
the radio.
Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey....AKA....David
Copyright 2006
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
in your unfunny and hacky league!!
Little Seanie and The Down Under
Fart Whiffer-Giggler Dude,
are TRULY in your league
of utterly idiotic and
redundant and
lifeless and hacky
retardness!!
Maybe, YOU and Retard 'He Jut A Chawuckter' Seanie and The Down Under
Fart Whiffer//Giggler can get
an act together!!
But, you won't be coming on MY
show to do it!! Try Stern's
show. He likes having on
literal retards and fart
whiffers and pointlessly
angry Nimrods
and Goober
Boobs, just
like YOU!!
But, keep in mind, Jay-Jay, you might have
to walk around the streets of New York
wearing nothing but a Tampax
up your ass, if you want to
win implants for your "ladies"--:
Retard Seanie and The Down
Under Fart Tart....!!
But, I think you should do it for them.
It might improve their self-esteem.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Retard....!!....--
Yeah, Jay-Jay, those "others" sure ARE
in your unfunny and hacky league!!
Little Seanie and The Down Under
Fart Whiffer-Giggler Dude,
are TRULY in your league
of utterly idiotic and
redundant and
lifeless and hacky
retardedness!!
vb
owning a blow-up doll is not "dating" you sick, sad fuck.
> happened.
> And, the most
> recent one--: I
> am currently
> dating, For
> God's
> (BLOODY!!)
> Ass
> Sakes!!
chaffie-
owning a blow-up doll is not "dating"
JJayBoyd
cause they aren't real...
any shred of actual verifiable proof of this supposed radio show would
be a small miracle... but it wont happen cause he cant give it... there
is no show... there is no humor... nothing but a wanna be unfunny
asshole.
JJayBoyd
JJayBoyd
its like a non talent unfunny newsgroup troll typing unfunny bullshit
rants like he does and saying he's funny...
and as proof? Saying 'people' have e mailed him to tell him how much
they've enjoyed his banter..
Oh gee.. I guess we should believe him huh?
JJayBoyd
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
people have e-mailed me to say positive
things to me!? Dude, there
are records of people
posting that they
couldn't get to
my mailbox
because it
was full,
idiot.
That's happened
quite a few times.
I can provide
links for you
to see.
How much of a dumb ass ae you!?
There are a lot of people who don't like to get into the (BLOODY!!)
thick of
it on Usenet, but, who,
still read my posts and
they are entertained
and they laugh and
let me know!!
But, they are not the only people who have complimented me. Others, have
done it publicly, and, you've
seen some of them, already.
So, YOU'RE denying reality.
Not Me, Jay-Jay. Not ME.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
people have e-mailed me to say
positive things to me
commentaries
and jokes, etc.,
etc.!?
Dude, there are
records of people
posting to me
and saying
that they
couldn't get to
my mailbox
because it
was full, at
the time,
YOU TOTAL
IDIOT, JAY-JAY!!
That's happened
quite a few times.
I can provide
links for you
to see.
How much of a dumb ass are you!?
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
a Canadian College Girl!?
No wonder, you're
still a virgin, V.B.
Well, a virgin,
as far as being
with a Female.
Unless you count
your, Grandma's
Calico Cat, when
she was in heat.
But even
that poor
Calico,
must
have
been
severely
disappointed
with you, V.B.
It must've
surely
felt like
she was
being
dry-humped by
a neutered
teacup poodle,
shooting
nothing
blanks,
BABY!!
Just like you do,
on this newsgroup--:
You're always
shooting
nothing but
pussified
pussy-ass
neutered
poodle
BLANKS!!
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
DownUnder Dave
You really are funny...not in a humorous style, just in the manner you
conduct yourself in.
Keep up the good work.
Reading your posts is like watching Jerry Springer...if ever there is a
time I may feel rejected or not wanted or like a loser I'll just read
your comments and instantly feel better about myself.
Seeing as though you can not converse like an adult I will now and
forever talk to you like the child you are.
I know it's hardy-wardy to tell the truthy-wouthy...or to write a
posty-wosty without abusing someone, that's otay, I'll leave the
w'ittle night w'ight on for you so the big scarwee adults don't
frighten you...
Nighty-Nighty...don't let the bed bozo bite...
MMMWwwwaaahhhh!
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
figured out what 'Crossposting'
is, yet!?
We all, KNOW, you know
what CrossDRESSING,
is, already!! So try to
educate yourself on
what CrossPOSTING,
is, as well!! Because,
THAT, is even more
annoying and
way-gay, than,
CrossDressing,
YOU, Fart-Freak
Whiffer-Giggler
Goober-Boob
Geek,
YOU!!
So, maybe, YOU, should go on Springer yourself, as a CrossDressing
Down Under Fart
Whiffer-Giggler
Geek Who
Sniffs His
Own Poppa's
Poop....!!
DownUnder Dave
HAHAHA (not a laugh at any humour, so please don't use my HAHAHA as a
review of your "wit" later on when someone asks "Has anyone laughed at
your humour?".....just laughing at you....)
Haven't figured out what cross-posting is....probably cause I've only
come in and out here infrequently and haven't devoted years and years
to this medium...but noone else seems to have a issue other than you
and seems as though it ain't happening anymore anyway...
Keep it going w'ittle fella, soona-or-w'ater you'll get some big big
words together in a nice w'ittle sentence that mean something. Until
that happens you're just boring, repeating, nothing interesting to say,
unoriginal, Chafey-Bo-Bafey....
Nightie Nightie...
ChattyDaisy
DownUnder Dave wrote:
> What a degrading response for you...Keep it going w'ittle fella, soona-or-w'ater you'll get some big big words together in a nice w'ittle sentence that mean something. Until that happens you're just boring, repeating, nothing interesting to say, unoriginal, Chafey-Bo-Bafey....Nightie Nightie...
Davie, your response is very Simon Cowell-like; I thoroughly enjoyed it
and give it an 8 out of 10. If you're really down under then you don't
have American Idol (but you can google it) and you probably have no
idea what I'm talking about. It's flattering nonetheless, depending
on how one views Cowell; I enjoy him, but then again according to some,
I'm a bit of a celebrity-groupie, so you really can't go by my
perspective now, or can you?
Tommy Joe
ChattyDaisy wrote:
> I'm a bit of a celebrity-groupie, so you really can't go by my perspective now, or can you?
Celebrity groupies are dangerous. They watch so much tv the only
way they can get a point across is to reference a famous person. In
order to understand what they're saying you will need to devote more
time to watching tv. As you become increasingly familiar with more
celebrities you will understand what Daisy's talking about when she
uses their names to make a point.
Tommy Joe (Wow, that was soooooo Cowellesque)
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
(--Hee Hee--) Poor, Dazed Daisy Dude,
still smarting severely from my scathing
critiques of YOU, and your
He//She persona on
this newsgroup.
And you never even answered
why you responded as if
you were ME, to that
Bozo character,
on your very
first post out.
You are a
fake. I even
provided links
to refresh your
stanky gaping
wide pussy ass
memory. But you
pretended not to
see the links.
Dumb Ass.
You are a disgrace and a fraud.
Get off of the stage.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
back-an-forths with, Daisy
Dude. You can discuss farts and
dicks and poop to your heart's
content. And "she'll"
understand. "She'll"
really understand.
So will Tommy.
Way too much!!
No wonder you
"care" so much
about those
two. (As I saw
in some other
goober boob
way-gay thread
from you 3,
ultra-gay
goobers.)
Yep, Down Under Fart-Giggler-Whiffer, "cares" for, Daisy Dude and Psycho
Tommy, more than any
other real life
celebrity.
When asked why and how he fell for Daisy Dude and Psycho Fruit Nazi
Tommy,
Down Under Fart Dude Said--:
"They didn't have me at 'Hello'
but they sure did tug on my
heart at the word 'FART'....
And from there it only
got better. Penis
Trees, Turd Bushes
and Daisy's 'Gay
Jew He//She
Guy In New
York' Stories.
What more
can a Fart-Whiffer
Giggler Dude ask
for!?....Okay,
yeah--: My
Poppa's
Peanutty
Poop....But, I
already had
THAT!!"
ChattyDaisy
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! wrote:
...Down Under Fart-Giggler-Dude, stick to those gratingly gay
back-an-forths with, Daisy
...You can discuss farts and dicks and poop to your heart's content.
<< For the Love of Jesus Mary Mother of God's (BLOODY!!) Ass Crap, you
are
an _*IDIOT*_, GeldedStein!! And a _*LIAR*_....!! >>
So Brassiere, what's this you wrote? Tell me about fart gigglers in the
same breath as Holy Mother Mary's bloody ass crap; are those
sophisticated remarks only because they come from The Brassiere? Hmmm?
Tell me Brassiere, I need to know. And while we're at it, tell me about
when you call people "gaping wide assholes" -- it's disgusting and it
stinks; maybe you only make disgusting stinky gaping wide tushies
laugh? Tell me about those gap chasms while you're doing the holy
mother bloody ass crap explanation. Nothing but a doody joker and
denier you are, yep, so there...
ChattyDaisy
Almost forgot, don't forget to throw in a penis or two while you're
telling me about the holy mother bloody ass crap gaping wide asshole
thing...
Lightening's going to strike you before the others meanies do!
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
ASS CRAP' is a catch
phrase of mine.
But, you way-gay guys talk back-an-forth
endlessly about penises and
farts and poop, etc. And you
write about it in a flirtatiously
romantic way. I don't
mean for 'BLOODY
ASS CRAP' to
sound enticing,
it is just meant
as a funny
catch phrase.
Which it is.
DownUnder Dave
and fro'ing" of fart and poop etc stories I have told...I believe I
mentioned the word fart once, which only goes to prove you are
incisively attacking for the purpose of being attacking.
So old and unoriginal....
But what can you expect from a child? I guess Chafey-Bo-Bafey may just
be in a w'ittle cranky-wanky moody-woooody....(all the time)
I like how you've gone into our other posts...kinda visualise you in
tears, in a nappy, scroll through our post histories for something new
to pick at...."Gotta find *sniff-sniff* something....*sniff-sniff*
something that I can make fun of *sniff-whiff*...did I just poop my
pants?......again?" (For your reference, that was my first reference
to the word "poop"...I understand it is a word that I am not the
creator of and I have sent my royalty cheque to Hector Terqanis of
Queens who invented the word in 1973)
Keep up to below average work though....It's fun laughing at you.
Your friend, (said sarcastically, please don't use that as an example
in the future when someone says you have no friends)
Dave - The Whiff'iest Whiff'ter in town.
DownUnder Dave
>Davie, your response is very Simon Cowell-like; - If you're really down under then you don't
have American Idol
Yeah, I know who he is.... Australia gets heaps of American
TV/Movies....I'd write a list but it'd be too long.
We had our own Australian Idol, and when that took off they started
playing the American Idol episodes...Plus we have E-News...
It's funny, being an Australian talking to an American can sometimes be
like talking to someone from Big Brother...You know them fairly well,
but they have no clue who you are...
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Giggler
Geek!! Honestly, dude, it is obvious
(to any sane person) that if that,
Daisy Dude, is NOT, a "DUDE",
then, "she" has to be one of
the most hideous females
EVER in the entire history
of Usenet!! So, it's no
wonder YOU'RE
flirting with "it",
Fart Giggler.
No wonder at
all.
I just saw your recent entries, where you two are talking about golden
showers and
shit. The "He//She" is wanting you
to do something with "her"
piss. Literally. Like I said,
if that THING is a "LADY"
in any kind of a way, there'd
have to be major surgery
involved.
And, dude, I assure you, I'd never use
any of YOUR posts for "links"
to anything like what you
suggested. Even if you
WERE "complimenting"
me!! Because, I, wouldn't
WANT people to know
you liked me, dude.
So, that's the least
of your worries,
dumb ass. It
would literally
SCARE me if
you liked me
in any kind of
a way. So,
again, no
worries,
there,
Whiffer
Wuss!!
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
ChattyDaisy
<<Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! wrote: A bunch of nonsense...>>
Oh Brassiere by way of Shakespeare I think, heat not a furnace for your
foe so hot that it do singe yourself. A fool thinks himself to be wise,
but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. In a false quarrel there is
no true valor. Is it not strange that desire should so many years
outlive performance? And this, our life, exempt from public haunt,
finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones,
and good in everything. Adieu!
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Gaping Wide He//She
Ass Crap, Coming Out
Of That-There 'Dazed
Daisy Dude'....!!
Bozo
misguided. If you keep practicing how to fail, Chafey, you earn and
deserve what you get.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
something to be
very thankful for. And, Bozo, YOU,
don't ever have to practice
at being a FAILURE,
you're a TRUE
NATURAL
at it!!
As far as, ME--: I am not a failure. Period.
And, as far as being "RUDE" or "POLITE"
to this or that person. The word "RUDE"
is very relative and subjective.
You have to take into
consideration WHO
I am being 'NOT
SO NICE' to!! The
more righteously
annoyed I am
with someone
the more
caustically
sardonic and
truthful I am.
And, honestly, Bozo, you deserve such scorn, it is hard to begin listing
all of your faults
without getting tired. It's not
worth it to go into ALL of
your mental problems
and thievery tendencies
and lack of any morals
when it comes to
children and your
utter hypocrisies
about less
important
things, like,
crossposting.
So from the extreme
problems in your
head to the major
hypocrisies, etc.--: YOU,
are the ULTIMATELY
_*DESERVING*_
PERVO-CREEP
_*IDIOT*_, WHO
SO-DESERVES
TO BE TREATED
_*RIGHTEOUSLY*_
_*RUDELY*_....!!
And, as far as ME being FUNNY....--:
I've been funny countless
amounts of times. I am
intentionally funny in an
often piercingly
sardonic kind
of a way. And,
I am, almost
always
entertainingly
provocative
and//or
cleverly
memorable
while I am
being serious.
And, often,
simultaneously
funny, while
being quite
serious, within
any particular
commentary
and//or rant
and//or observation,
etc., etc., etc., etc.
And _*I*_ am
an *ORIGINAL*
WRITER and
PERFORMER,
who doesn't
hack-an-steal.
Period.
But, dude, the few times YOU'VE been
"funny", on purpose, were times, when,
you were hacking off of others, including
some things from MY posts
and commentaries and
jokes, etc. So, Clown,
even if you ever
DO come-up with
something FUNNY on
your own, no one
will even believe
YOU wrote it, at
this point!! Even,
YOU, call yourself
a fucking HACK!!
There's a reason!!
You ARE a hack
and a thief!! It's
no accident that
one of your e-mail
addresses that you
use in here states
that--: 'BOZO
the HACK is
BACK'. That's
your way of
confessing to
what we ALL
already know
about you,
Clown....!!
Now, surely, YOU, have felt the severe
sting of my commentaries aimed
towards YOU and YOUR
persona, over the years
on this newsgroup.
So, YES, (in reference to the temporary title
you used while responding to this
thread; and your use of the
word "*painfully*", YES,
I am quite sure my
piercingly effectual
commentaries
(aimed towards
you and your
'Bozo' persona);
I AM QUITE SURE,
that they are-an-were
quite "painful" for you
to read and absorb.
But, I've been very
fair and righteous
with you. I've stated
exactly how I've felt
about you at any
given point in time.
Psycho Bozo
Joezo Clown,
Dude, YOU,
*seriously*, have
some SEVERE
mental problems
and a very low
self-esteem (and,
understandably so,
Bozo).
Someone, like,
YOU, should
NOT be feeling
"good" about
themselves.
*NOT* --*until*-- you get
some _*INTENSIVE*_
psychiatric help
for yourself and
you can somehow
--*permanently*--
get rid of your
most repulsively
vile and nasty
ass amoral
and//or immoral
tendencies!!
JJayBoyd
comedy career...
all you do is post your usual unfunny crap.
when am I coming on your radio show? I cant wait to embarrass you more
than you do yourself on here.
Oh right.. that will never happen.. you dont have a show OR a set of
balls... all but forgot that.
JJayBoyd
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
in their
thread-starter post, like this--:
"CLUESS".
That's about as dumbly embarrassing
as you can get, especially,
when you're trying to
diss somebody else,
dude!!
....But, you know, I take that back.
That's not --*nearly*-- as dumb
and embarrassing as some of
your OTHER self-inflicted
embarrassments you've
laid on yourself for all
of us readers-an-lurkers
and posters
to enjoy
at your
(*CLUELESS*)
--*expense*--,
Jay-Jay.
So don't *EVEN* TRY to talk to me about
"embarrassing". Sheesh. There wasn't
anything embarrassing (FOR *ME*)
within any of what you just
responded to. Nor in any
of my other posts that
you've responded to.
But there HAS been
plenty of ongoing
embarrassments
for YOU and
YOUR
dumb ass
posts,
Jay-Jay.
Anywho, so, are you ready to accept MY
challenge of producing a quick
sound file of an original bit
that we both wrote and
performed on our own!?
If we can figure out the
logistics and all!?
And....Finally, Sidekick Jay-Jay FlopSweat
Juicer....As far as, my radio shows--:
They're very REAL. As *REAL*
as *YOU* are *SLOW*
at reading and
writing and
typing and
properly-an-fully
comprehending,
Jay-Jay!!
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
*CLUELESS*
(in the TITLE of their own
thread-starter
post) like this--:
"CLUESS"....!!
Bozo
JJayBoyd
you invite me on your show... if I am such a pushover then you should
have NO problem kicking my ass on air... recording it and playing it
back on here...
but you keep counter challenging.. and all that shows? Is that you are
the chicken shit we all know you are.
You have no show.. you have no sense of humor...
You know how to use spell check.. big fuckin deal asshole. With all
your focus on my spelling or misspellings... newsflash you freakin
moron: no one hears spelling on the radio...
moron.
so as it still stands... no one has ever heard your radio show... you
wont give us any links to anything thats been on it... and only phantom
people you dont and cant verifiably identify have e mailed you to tell
you you're funny.
yep. You're a phony.
and an unfunny one at that.
JJayBoyd
yeah...@nycmail.com
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! wrote:
>
> challenge of producing a quick
> sound file of an original bit
> that we both wrote and
> performed on our own!?
Hey, WaffleBra, I'll accept the challenge!!
Now, let's all sit back and watch you waffle.... as always.
yeah-sure
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Or was that just painted on!? If so,
what happened to your bulbous
red nose!? Isn't that a part
of your act, too!?
By the way, I left out two important points--:
One--: You're almost 20 years older
than I am!! So watch who you call
"old", yuh old geezer!! And, POINT
TWO--: You EVEN mentioned,
recently, how you,
sometimes,
"pinch"
material.
So, you've admitted to
out-an-out thievery.
And, quite recently.
Bozo
yeah...@nycmail.com
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! wrote:
......hehe... notice that when you accept a challenge from
WaffleBra.... he just ignores it.
Just like he ignore it when you offer a challenge....hahaha
yeah-sure
Bozo
can you tell us about your therapy?
-Bozo-
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Bozo
Tell me about your therapy, Chafey.
Are you ashamed of it? Don't be.
-Bozo-
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Joezo Clown. *I've*
never needed
therapy.
I know
how to
*naturally*
control my
moods and
thoughts and
actions,
healthfully.
I, mainly, only recommend
intensive psychiatric
therapy, for those,
(such as yourself),
who can't seem to
control their thoughts
and moods and
actions in any kind
of reasonable
and healthful
fashion.
I, mainly, only recommend it for those
who may be a threat
to themselves
and//or
others.
Buh-Bye For Now, Bozo Joezo.
And once again--: Seek some
IMMEDIATE PSYCHIATRIC
HELP FOR YOURSELF--:
...._*IMMEDIATELY*_....!!
Bozo
the abstract says on your psychiatric folder. You'll feel better.
You're an absolute bore without revealing to us some of your
psychiatric history, personal demons, and what makes you so annoying,
Please tell us. But please don't regale us AGAIN with why you think
you're so witty and funny. I already believe you. Just for the record
let me say here and now that you CHAFEY AKA DAVID are indeed very
funny, sardonic and witty. I don't think I can say it enough, you are
very funny, sardonic and witty. Now tell us what the abstract says or
would say if you insist there is none.
-Bozo-
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
sardonically funny and generally
witty and clever and highly
entertaining and
provocative and
thought-provokingly
exciting,
etc., etc.
But, the rest of your post was utter bullshit
and out-an-out utterly annoying
lies, etc., etc.
Buh-Bye
For
Now,
Bozo
Joezo
Clown.
vb
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and
something ASSHOLE to ASSHOLE be
very ASSHOLE thankful ASSHOLE for. ASSHOLE And, ASSHOLE Bozo, ASSHOLE YOU,
don't ASSHOLE ever ASSHOLE have ASSHOLE to ASSHOLE practice
at ASSHOLE being ASSHOLE a ASSHOLE FAILURE, ASSHOLE
you're ASSHOLE a ASSHOLE TRUE
NATURAL
at ASSHOLE it!!
As ASSHOLE far ASSHOLE as, ASSHOLE ME--: ASSHOLE I ASSHOLE am ASSHOLE not
ASSHOLE a ASSHOLE failure. ASSHOLE Period.
And, ASSHOLE as ASSHOLE far ASSHOLE as ASSHOLE being ASSHOLE "RUDE" ASSHOLE
or ASSHOLE "POLITE"
to ASSHOLE this ASSHOLE or ASSHOLE that ASSHOLE person. ASSHOLE The ASSHOLE
word ASSHOLE "RUDE"
is ASSHOLE very ASSHOLE relative ASSHOLE and ASSHOLE subjective.
You ASSHOLE have ASSHOLE to ASSHOLE take ASSHOLE into
consideration ASSHOLE WHO
I ASSHOLE am ASSHOLE being ASSHOLE 'NOT
SO ASSHOLE NICE' ASSHOLE to!! ASSHOLE The
more ASSHOLE righteously
annoyed ASSHOLE I ASSHOLE am
with ASSHOLE someone
the ASSHOLE more
caustically
sardonic ASSHOLE and
truthful ASSHOLE I ASSHOLE am.
And, ASSHOLE honestly, ASSHOLE Bozo, ASSHOLE you ASSHOLE deserve ASSHOLE
such ASSHOLE scorn, ASSHOLE it ASSHOLE is ASSHOLE hard ASSHOLE to ASSHOLE
begin ASSHOLE listing
all ASSHOLE of ASSHOLE your ASSHOLE faults
without ASSHOLE getting ASSHOLE tired. ASSHOLE It's ASSHOLE not
worth ASSHOLE it ASSHOLE to ASSHOLE go ASSHOLE into ASSHOLE ALL ASSHOLE of
your ASSHOLE mental ASSHOLE problems
and ASSHOLE thievery ASSHOLE tendencies
and ASSHOLE lack ASSHOLE of ASSHOLE any ASSHOLE morals
when ASSHOLE it ASSHOLE comes ASSHOLE to
children ASSHOLE and ASSHOLE your
utter ASSHOLE hypocrisies
about ASSHOLE less ASSHOLE
important
things, ASSHOLE like, ASSHOLE
crossposting.
So ASSHOLE from ASSHOLE the ASSHOLE extreme
problems ASSHOLE in ASSHOLE your
head ASSHOLE to ASSHOLE the ASSHOLE major
hypocrisies, ASSHOLE etc.--: ASSHOLE YOU,
are ASSHOLE the ASSHOLE ULTIMATELY
_*DESERVING*_
PERVO-CREEP
_*IDIOT*_, ASSHOLE WHO
SO-DESERVES
TO ASSHOLE BE ASSHOLE TREATED
_*RIGHTEOUSLY*_
_*RUDELY*_....!!
And, ASSHOLE as ASSHOLE far ASSHOLE as ASSHOLE ME ASSHOLE being ASSHOLE
FUNNY....--:
I've ASSHOLE been ASSHOLE funny ASSHOLE countless
amounts ASSHOLE of ASSHOLE times. ASSHOLE I ASSHOLE am
intentionally ASSHOLE funny ASSHOLE in ASSHOLE an
often ASSHOLE piercingly
sardonic ASSHOLE kind ASSHOLE
of ASSHOLE a ASSHOLE way. ASSHOLE And,
I ASSHOLE am, ASSHOLE almost
always
entertainingly
provocative
and//or
cleverly ASSHOLE
memorable
while ASSHOLE I ASSHOLE am
being ASSHOLE serious.
And, ASSHOLE often, ASSHOLE
simultaneously
funny, ASSHOLE while
being ASSHOLE quite
serious, ASSHOLE within
any ASSHOLE particular
commentary
and//or ASSHOLE rant
and//or ASSHOLE observation,
etc., ASSHOLE etc., ASSHOLE etc., ASSHOLE etc.
And ASSHOLE _*I*_ ASSHOLE am ASSHOLE
an ASSHOLE *ORIGINAL*
WRITER ASSHOLE and
PERFORMER,
who ASSHOLE doesn't
hack-an-steal.
Period.
But, ASSHOLE dude, ASSHOLE the ASSHOLE few ASSHOLE times ASSHOLE YOU'VE
ASSHOLE been
"funny", ASSHOLE on ASSHOLE purpose, ASSHOLE were ASSHOLE times, ASSHOLE
when,
you ASSHOLE were ASSHOLE hacking ASSHOLE off ASSHOLE of ASSHOLE others,
ASSHOLE including
some ASSHOLE things ASSHOLE from ASSHOLE MY ASSHOLE posts
and ASSHOLE commentaries ASSHOLE and
jokes, ASSHOLE etc. ASSHOLE So, ASSHOLE Clown,
even ASSHOLE if ASSHOLE you ASSHOLE ever
DO ASSHOLE come-up ASSHOLE with
something ASSHOLE FUNNY ASSHOLE on
your ASSHOLE own, ASSHOLE no ASSHOLE one
will ASSHOLE even ASSHOLE believe
YOU ASSHOLE wrote ASSHOLE it, ASSHOLE at
this ASSHOLE point!! ASSHOLE Even,
YOU, ASSHOLE call ASSHOLE yourself
a ASSHOLE fucking ASSHOLE HACK!!
There's ASSHOLE a ASSHOLE reason!!
You ASSHOLE ARE ASSHOLE a ASSHOLE hack
and ASSHOLE a ASSHOLE thief!! ASSHOLE It's
no ASSHOLE accident ASSHOLE that
one ASSHOLE of ASSHOLE your ASSHOLE e-mail
addresses ASSHOLE that ASSHOLE you
use ASSHOLE in ASSHOLE here ASSHOLE states
that--: ASSHOLE 'BOZO
the ASSHOLE HACK ASSHOLE is
BACK'. ASSHOLE That's
your ASSHOLE way ASSHOLE of ASSHOLE
confessing ASSHOLE to
what ASSHOLE we ASSHOLE ALL
already ASSHOLE know
about ASSHOLE you,
Clown....!!
Now, ASSHOLE surely, ASSHOLE YOU, ASSHOLE have ASSHOLE felt ASSHOLE the
ASSHOLE severe
sting ASSHOLE of ASSHOLE my ASSHOLE commentaries ASSHOLE aimed
towards ASSHOLE YOU ASSHOLE and ASSHOLE YOUR
persona, ASSHOLE over ASSHOLE the ASSHOLE years
on ASSHOLE this ASSHOLE newsgroup.
So, ASSHOLE YES, ASSHOLE (in ASSHOLE reference ASSHOLE to ASSHOLE the
ASSHOLE temporary ASSHOLE title
you ASSHOLE used ASSHOLE while ASSHOLE responding ASSHOLE to ASSHOLE this
thread; ASSHOLE and ASSHOLE your ASSHOLE use ASSHOLE of ASSHOLE the
word ASSHOLE "*painfully*", ASSHOLE YES, ASSHOLE
I ASSHOLE am ASSHOLE quite ASSHOLE sure ASSHOLE my
piercingly ASSHOLE effectual
commentaries
(aimed ASSHOLE towards
you ASSHOLE and ASSHOLE your
'Bozo' ASSHOLE persona);
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that ASSHOLE they ASSHOLE are-an-were
quite ASSHOLE "painful" ASSHOLE for ASSHOLE you
to ASSHOLE read ASSHOLE and ASSHOLE absorb.
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fair ASSHOLE and ASSHOLE righteous
with ASSHOLE you. ASSHOLE I've ASSHOLE stated
exactly ASSHOLE how ASSHOLE I've ASSHOLE felt
about ASSHOLE you ASSHOLE at ASSHOLE any
given ASSHOLE point ASSHOLE in ASSHOLE time.
Psycho ASSHOLE Bozo ASSHOLE
Joezo ASSHOLE Clown, ASSHOLE
Dude, ASSHOLE YOU, ASSHOLE
*seriously*, ASSHOLE have
some ASSHOLE SEVERE
mental ASSHOLE problems
and ASSHOLE a ASSHOLE very ASSHOLE low
self-esteem ASSHOLE (and,
understandably ASSHOLE so,
Bozo).
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YOU, ASSHOLE should
NOT ASSHOLE be ASSHOLE feeling
"good" ASSHOLE about
themselves.
*NOT* ASSHOLE --*until*-- ASSHOLE you ASSHOLE get
some ASSHOLE _*INTENSIVE*_
psychiatric ASSHOLE help
for ASSHOLE yourself ASSHOLE and
you ASSHOLE can ASSHOLE somehow ASSHOLE
--*permanently*--
get ASSHOLE rid ASSHOLE of ASSHOLE your
most ASSHOLE repulsively
vile ASSHOLE and ASSHOLE nasty
ass ASSHOLE amoral
and//or ASSHOLE immoral ASSHOLE
tendencies!!
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Tommy Joe
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! wrote:
> Sorry, Psycho Bozo Joezo Clown. *I've* never needed therapy.
I need it. But I don't want it. Therapists are just as nuts as
their clients. Except they get paid for it. How many would you have
to go through before you find the right one? There's too many of them.
Or maybe there's not enough. I don't know. Thinking about it is
driving me nuts.
Tommy Joe
DownUnder Dave
you've failed to do so.
Flirting? HA! You must be easy if anything I've said is flirting to
you...are you like 12? really...grasping at straws aren't you.
I hereby declare: I withdraw from arguing with you cause I know that
it's actually the argument that gets you off.
I'm sure it's clear to everyone else here that the words you spew onto
your posts are greatly irrelevant, not worth reading and repetitive.
You have to format your posts in your tornado manner to confuse and
distract any reader cause the content of your posts is absolute
dribble.
So, like the preverbal homeless, crack-whore mother that dumps her
child on the stoop of the Orphanage, that's is what I intend to do with
you...I can no longer care for you...
I don't hate you Chafey-Bo-Bafey....You were a good play-thing for a
while....I'm just not an argue for the sake of arguing kinda guy...I'm
bored now with you.
Feel free to write a response...I just won't be bothered replying.
Tommy Joe
DownUnder Dave wrote:
> You have to format your posts in your tornado manner..........
> I don't hate you Chafey-Bo-Bafey....You were a good play-thing for a while....I'm just not an argue for the sake of arguing kinda guy...I'm bored now with you. Feel free to write a response...I just won't be bothered replying.
"Tornando manner", that's funny. Actually, I think Chafey's
presentation is pretty good. It's the content I can't handle. And yes
he is boring and repetitive. But he's a lonely guy. You've got the
edge, Dave. You don't have to dismiss him altogether. Respond only
when you feel he has earned it. Stop trying to explain yourself to the
guy. It won't work. You know that now. Lastly, the people who argue
with Chafey are just as boring as he is, and in fact even more so,
because there's a bunch of them but only one Chafey. That's what it's
like when you're on the Chafey Newsgroup Radio Show - you're the guest
and Chafey's the star. My suggestion is sincere. You don't have to
dismiss the guy completely. Read what you want and respond only when
you feel he has earned it. That's my CAT (chafey avoidance
technique)........
Tommy Joe
DownUnder Dave
One must remember the amnesty that comes with the written word and
realise that it is an unyielding fortification for people to cower
behind.
One mustn't blame these timorous pilgrims for utilising the power of
the pen (keyboard) because it giveth such comforting ways of dealing
with others without being face to face.
It is widely agreed that those who utilise the safeness of written word
as a method to spew forth insufferable, slanderous, defamatory,
libellous insults without any clear or apparent reason, other than to
cause the white, sticky, gluey substance to become manifest from
one's male appendage...or to get one's rocks off...to
intellectuals, and those older than 16, it is agree that these actions
are futile.
DownUnder Dave
do no harm.
Tommy Joe
DownUnder Dave wrote:
> In other words....Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will do no harm.
Unless someone sticks them in a book and cracks you over the head
with it. Imagine an author beating a critic to death with a hardcover
copy of one of his own works. Attaching a note to an arrow and
shooting into someone's skull from fifty yards away would also work.
Or how about tying someone to a post and screaming your precious words
into their ears until they're eardrums burst and become infected and
they die. Or taking someone else's words and committing them to paper,
then ramming the paper down their throats until they choke to death, on
their own words. Imagine printing the expression "Sticks and stones
may break my bones but words will do no harm" on a large plastic slab
and then using it to beat someone's head in. Then, after they're dead
you flee the scene, leaving the plastic tablet of words lying next to
the dead guy. hah hah hah
Tommy Joe
DownUnder Dave
Close up on 'The Daily Times Newspaper' advsertising billboard...It's
basically a big billboard with newspaper copy all over it.
Pull out and down to a small bratty school kid whinging out "Sticks and
Stones may break my bones, but words will do no harm"
*Beat*
Billboards collapses on his head...funny....to me anyway...
Tommy Joe
DownUnder Dave wrote:
Yes, it is funny. I tend to see humor in cartoon form but I can't
draw a lick, not even a circle. Actually, when I mentioned beating a
guy to death with a plastic tablet printed with words I went out of my
way to mention that the tablet was plastic, to keep sticks and stones
out of the story. You see, Dave, the billboard that collapses on the
school kid's head is probably made from either wood or stone or a
combination of both. So - *technically* - if the billboard falls on
the kid it's not the words that kill him, it's the sticks and stones.
That's why I used plastic in my story, so I could be technically
correct in case someone tried to challenge me on it. But even the
plastic-tablet method is flawed, because when you beat someone over the
head with a plastic tablet filled with words, it's not the words that
kill them, it's the tablet. I think the purest form of killing someone
with words, therefore, is to scream into their ears until their
eardrums burst and they die. And not just screaming for screaming's
sake. They must be words, real words screamed into the guy's ears
until he dies.
Tommy Joe
Bozo
annoyed. It is a volatile quality that is regrettably part of the human
condition (even more so in comedy) and though it may sound trivial,
trivial it is not. Experience tells us that babies, juveniles and
adults who become identified as being intrinsically annoying,
particularly by agents of responsibility be they parents, guards or
anybody else around them who cannot escape their noxious company,
become inappropriate equations and targets of retaliation, and all too
often die tragically because of it. Die Chafey, die.
-Bozo-
DownUnder Dave
> Yes, it is funny. etc...
True, good pick up.......BUT you wrote; I think the purest form of
killing someone with words, therefore, is to scream into their ears
until their
eardrums burst and they die
Is it not the sound that would pierce the ear drums and cause massive
amounts of bleeding which would then lead to death, rather that the
words being screamed?
I could scream at the same volume but not actually be saying words, but
the outcome would be the same...
I think we need to consult with a Himalayan Buddhist to find out the
true answer to this riddle....TO THE CAB!
Tommy Joe
DownUnder Dave wrote:
> Is it not the sound that would pierce the ear drums and cause massive
> amounts of bleeding which would then lead to death, rather that the
> words being screamed?
>
> I could scream at the same volume but not actually be saying words, but
> the outcome would be the same...
>
> I think we need to consult with a Himalayan Buddhist to find out the
> true answer to this riddle....TO THE CAB!
LOL.....By the way, once you're in my cab there will be no need
for consulting the high mountain guru guys. .............. Yes, I
agree, if you jammed newspaper into a guy's ears it will be the paper
than kills him, not the words. But it's not the paper either, it's the
arm of the guy pushing it in. In fact, it's not the arm, it's the
shoulder. Then the shoulder blames the guy toting all the body parts
around. The guy admits he did it, he shoved newspaper up the other
guy's ears, but he says it was the dead guy's fault, that the dead guy
pushed him to do it. That's the way it happens, the blame eventually
comes back to the dead. And how do we know it's not true? How do we
know the dead didn't push the other guy to kill? Its time for the dead
to accept responsibility for their position in life (or whatever), and
stop blaming all their problems on the living.
Quickly, regarding the ability to kill with actual words. If we
had enough money we could afford expirements to help us find the truth.
For instance, we could tie down 500 people and scream a good word
(such as 'love') into their ears until they die, marking the time it
takes for them to die. In a separate facility we have another 500
secured and are screaming a bad word (DIE!) into their ears while
marking the time it takes for them to die. In this manner we might be
able to determine if the word, not the sound of it alone, has any
bearing on causing death. This would be a great experiment. But alas,
I tend to agree, we will never know the answer to this amazing puzzle.
Tommy Joe
Bozo
are intrinsically annoying, and the rest of you are just plain
assholes, your mothers suck cock, your fathers fuck Chafey,
Vince runs around with cum on his face, and OReally likes
to squeezes shit through his teeth.
-Bozo-
JJayBoyd
and you would have verifiable proof of your accusations how?
shut the fuck up.. you 're as big a douchebag as the rest of them.
JJayBoyd
Bozo
I don't need any proof. Just listen to David Chafey Auerback
(Averbach?). ANYBODY who pollutes and yammers on like he does is a
congenital liar and a fucking pedophile, sucks cock, and squeezes out
more shit between gaps than Letterman.
-Bozo-
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Bozo
little boys cocks just like the doughy girly man you are. Die asshole
die.
Your killer clown,
-Bozo-
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Bozo
definitely career troll,
definitely way gay,
definitely way drag,
definitely not funny,
definitely cross gendered,
definitely high pitched voiced,
definitely clerk typist,
definitely friendless,
definitely lonely,
definitely.
Bozo wrote:
> David aka Chafey, cocksucker, yammering spooge-eater,
> sucks little boys cocks, doughy girly-man.
> Die Chafey you asshole, die.
>
> Your killer clown,
>
> -Bozo-
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Bozo
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Tommy Joe
And you feel so...left out.
Tommy Joe