Dane Cook: Hack Or Not?
Veritas
successful, but I know there are a lot of successful hacks.(Dennis
Leary)
I just noticed most of his act is in the Hack FAQ.
ChattyDaisy
don't think either is applicable here. In the software business a
hacker is someone who is very smart; the hacker can use his/her
intelligence for good or evil. Likewise there are several other
meanings for hack in the technology industry. Please define hack and
hacker as they're meant in the comedy business. Thank you in advance;
I'm here to learn.
lap...@aol.com
The FAQ for the previous incarnation of ACS is here:
http://members.aol.com/comedyfaq/faq.html
There used to be a lot of useful information for comics in this
newsgroup. There isn't any more.
ChattyDaisy
The FAQ for the previous incarnation of ACS is here:
http://members.aol.com/comedyfaq/faq.html
newsgroup. There isn't any more...
Thanks Laph, that link is a great place for me to begin and I
appreciate your time.
Useful is very subjective. I don't think leftovers that I throw into
the garbage can are useful either, but starving homeless people
sometimes do; so please consider me a starving homeless comic just
scavenging through this garbage can of a venue in search of something I
happen to find useful even if I can't bring myself to eat it.
Veritas
of sarcastic wannabe-comics. i guess i can go elsewhere to discuss
un-important subjects. it is indeed the internet.
ChattyDaisy
My thank you is genuine; I wasn't being sarcastic.
vb
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uncle-...@priest.com
lap...@aol.com wrote:
> There used to be a lot of useful information for comics in this
> newsgroup. There isn't any more.
That's because there used to be a lot of experienced pro comics, some
bookers, serious dilettantes and interested lurkers (who only posted
occasionally and were welcome) in this ng.
Why are they not here anymore? Because they, (mea culpa along with you,
sir) just couldn't stand not egging on each new troll that happened by,
causing said trolls to hang around posting ad nauseum till the group
was filled with chat room type non-comics.
Everyone was warned, over and over, to stop posting to the idiots so
they would, eventually, go away but, no, .... we (me, you and all the
rest) just couldn't resist.
So, who screwed up the ng? .... it wasn't the trolls, it was you and I,
sir. We decided, instead of acting like adults and ignoring the kids
and loonies so they'd go away, we'd take our ball and go play somewhere
else.
Now there are 2 groups - alt.comedy.standup. - and -
moderated.alt.comedy.standup.ultimateboring.
Most of the original comics, after figuring out macs is a lukie that
didn't work, are back here.... posting under different names and,
instead of taking their group back by ignoring the trolls, they are,
like you, just pouting.
There is no reason the group can't be the same resource it was pre -
moderated.alt.comedy.standup.pout.and.follow.street.bum.pukeluke,
except for the same old problem.... nobody will stop playing with the
trolls..... cept for C-Bra, of course... his whole existence just begs,
"I'm and idiot, make fun of me."
yeah-sure
lap...@aol.com
uncle-dro...@priest.com wrote:
> So, who screwed up the ng? .... it wasn't the trolls, it was you and I,
> sir. We decided, instead of acting like adults and ignoring the kids
> and loonies so they'd go away, we'd take our ball and go play somewhere
> else.
Interesting theory. I disagree, in part, because there were times the
trolls were ignored, and they never went away. They keep feeding
themselves. That's how this group still exists with the five or so who
post. And new people would stop in without knowing who were and
weren't trolls and say, "What's with these guys?" which would somehow
egg them on more.
This post will probably draw one of those responses, as the obvious
trolls protest that they aren't trolls, etc. etc.
But, life goes on.
> Most of the original comics, after figuring out macs is a lukie that
> didn't work, are back here.... posting under different names and,
> instead of taking their group back by ignoring the trolls, they are,
> like you, just pouting.
Far from pouting. And I don't think any of the original comics are
back at all. Why would they bother? And why would they bother to post
under different names? Where'd you come up with this off-the-wall
theory?
uncle-...@priest.com
lap...@aol.com wrote:
> uncle-dro...@priest.com wrote:
>
> Far from pouting. And I don't think any of the original comics are
> back at all. Why would they bother? And why would they bother to post
> under different names? Where'd you come up with this off-the-wall
> theory?
You are one of the original comics.... here you are... there are more
here.
Why would they bother?.... cause we're all used to posting where there
may be others with similar lifestyles and interests - and - macs is a
ghost town except for a few soap opera types.
Why would they post under different names? Cause after making such a
big deal out of leaving - nobody wants their peers to know they, after
all, missed the fussing and fighting.
Pouting?....You're not posting here with the intent to participate in
the ng - you're posting out of malice towards people who, you feel,
took away something in which you were very involved and felt
proprietary towards..... that's a kind of pouting.
Take the group back..... it's all very simple to do. Use a real
newsreader and killfile the trolls. Will that happen?.... No!....
Why?.... cause it's cooler to claim a moderated ng, where we can feel
we're one of the elite but where, unfortunately, few people, including
bookers, actually post or read.
It's just plain stubbornness that has split the groups so that neither
of them have value to the comedic community anymore. Everyone here
should have access to a free newsreader such as Outlook Express so
there's really no excuse for this ng being devaluated.
yeah-sure
lap...@aol.com
> lap...@aol.com wrote:
>
> >
> > Far from pouting. And I don't think any of the original comics are
> > back at all. Why would they bother? And why would they bother to post
> > under different names? Where'd you come up with this off-the-wall
> > theory?
>
>
> You are one of the original comics.... here you are... there are more
> here.
But I'm not here under a different name. And there aren't a bunch of
new names suddenly appearing in this group, other than obvious new
people.
> Why would they bother?.... cause we're all used to posting where there
> may be others with similar lifestyles and interests - and - macs is a
> ghost town except for a few soap opera types.
Just because no one has much to say at this point. Why should people
post if they don't have anything to say? Just to post and prove that
the new place is hip and happenin'? And your theory requires that no
one posts there because it's a ghost town, implying that...what?...no
comic wants to be the first to talk in a quiet room? Nope, I don't buy
it.
> Why would they post under different names? Cause after making such a
> big deal out of leaving - nobody wants their peers to know they, after
> all, missed the fussing and fighting.
Again, if there were a bunch of new screen names all fighting with the
trolls, I might agree with you, but I don't see it happening. There
have been fights in macs, too. It's not like no one fights there
because they're afraid of being banned. The only people who have been
banned have been these few obvious assholes who are left here.
> Pouting?....You're not posting here with the intent to participate in
> the ng - you're posting out of malice towards people who, you feel,
> took away something in which you were very involved and felt
> proprietary towards..... that's a kind of pouting.
No, it's a form of attack, and I know it, and I don't believe that's
the same as pouting. It's revenge, and unless you consider revenge
pouting, I respectfully disagree again. And I post good information
for people who ask for it, from time to time, when I'm here. I have
nothing nice to say to the fucks who helped drive people away, and
never will.
I agree, I was very involved here, and did feel proprietary towards it,
especially after inheriting the FAQ. That's why I grew tired of a lot
fo the trolls faster than some others - for a while, a lot of the
posters here had AOL and could killfile the trolls. I didn't killfile
anyone for the longest time, because I tried to read EVERYTHING that
was posted to the group, thinking that you never know when a little gem
might fall out of someone's mouth.
After months and months and months of unfiltered posts from Ollie,
Tommy Joe, Chafey and Bozo, I saw why newcomers or comics without
killfile capabilities left in droves. The sheer volume of worthless
posts was overwhelming, and nearly impossible to wade through. You say
"ignore," but it isn't that easy when you can't killfile. Entire 100
post threads were those two or three going back and forth over nothing.
They hijacked every thread available. If they could have been banned,
they would have been, but the group was created to be open to all. No
one thought anyone would be that rude or selfish, and it was especially
infuriating for many that they aren't even comics.
> Take the group back..... it's all very simple to do. Use a real
> newsreader and killfile the trolls. Will that happen?.... No!....
> Why?.... cause it's cooler to claim a moderated ng, where we can feel
> we're one of the elite but where, unfortunately, few people, including
> bookers, actually post or read.
I've never thought the moderated group was "cool". I see no cool
factor in having an exclusive group. Exclusion was never what acs was
about, and macs only exists to have a place to get away from these
incessantly talking jerks.
I see what you're saying to some degree, but I don't know where some of
these bigger assumptions are coming from.
uncle-...@priest.com
lap...@aol.com wrote:
> Exclusion was never what acs was
> about, and macs only exists to have a place to get away from these
> incessantly talking jerks.
What helped keep this group "running right along" was the fun of raggin
on the jerks between between the serious stuff. Of course, it got out
of hand as time went by.
I say you let em all in macs and limit them to 2 or 3 posts a day.....
and delete the rest. That would actually put us back into a group that
has a little (limited) garbage to rag on, making it a little more fun
and, since more comics would hang around (since there would be more to
do - let off steam - bitch, etc.) and, with more comics hangin around,
maybe the bookers would come back.
Just my opinion
yeah-sure
lap...@aol.com
> What helped keep this group "running right along" was the fun of raggin
> on the jerks between between the serious stuff. Of course, it got out
> of hand as time went by.
I don't know at what point you entered the group, or under what screen
name, but it was running fine and really funny long before the jerks
got
here. You may have enjoyed raggin on them, but I enjoyed talking with
comics.
uncle-...@priest.com
lap...@aol.com wrote:
> I don't know at what point you entered the group, or under what screen
> name, but it was running fine and really funny long before the jerks
> got
> here. You may have enjoyed raggin on them, but I enjoyed talking with
> comics.
....been here about 3 - 4 years..... they've been here.... just not so
many of them.
yeah-sure
vb
>banned have been these few obvious assholes who are left here.
well, then, i must be an asshole, cuz lukie banned me.
i wasn't sure, but you just confirmed my asshole status. thanks.
vb
lap...@aol.com
Sorry about that - forgot about you.
I remember at around the time macs got started that you and Fr. Luke
were fighting, and you were banned. I don't remember when the two of
you started fighting, or why, or if it was a long-running argument, or
anything like that - but I recall saying I'd let you in and give you a
shot if it were up to me.
Apply under a different screen name, or your own, or whatever, and
you'll get in. Not too difficult. Anyone can get in, and as long as
you don't pull a Jeff Jewett and tell everyone to go fuck themselves
for your own amusement, you'll get to stay.
If you're totally married to being "vb", then I guess you're outta luck.
uncle-...@priest.com
lap...@aol.com wrote:
> vb wrote:
> I remember at around the time macs got started that you and Fr. Luke
> were fighting, and you were banned.
Somebody wanna run that part by me again about the macs being fairly
moderated. I haven't been banned but I'm sure if I said something
phoneboy luke the puke didn't like .... I'd be outta there.
yeah-sure
lap...@aol.com
> Somebody wanna run that part by me again about the macs being fairly
> moderated. I haven't been banned but I'm sure if I said something
> phoneboy luke the puke didn't like .... I'd be outta there.
I'm not certain, but I think Dale Carnegie advises against using
rhyming phrases like "luke the puke" when attempting to win friends or
influence people.
Why worry about it, if it hasn't happened to you? I haven't been
arrested for murder but I'm sure if I killed someone .... the odds
would increase dramatically. The great thing is, I don't have to kill
anyone. You don't have to call anyone names.
Everybody wins and lives.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
That other group is an unintentional
joke. And if it, wasn't, YOU'D ALL
be, --*there*--, instead of --*here*--,
You Fucking Asshole Idiot
Dumb Asses!! That
place is dead and
gone already.
There are hardly
any posts at all
there, for a
reason!!
And I can't believe anyone would go through the trouble of changing
their fucking screen
name to even TRY to apply on a dumb
little throwaway, erratically moderated
and severely censored Googly-Group
run by a lunatic drunken
pervo-ex-priest.
I wouldn't "apply" to ANY
group where there would
be a chance I'd be
censored. Period.
That is NOT what
Usenet and Newsgroups
are all about. Freedom
of Speech and Expression
are the reason that Usenet
newsgroups are cool, despite,
all of the dumb forgeries and
multiple screen names
by various people, etc.
And, now, GeldedStein, is suggesting an
asshole FORGER post under
yet another screen name
just to be a part of some
rinky-dink moderated
Googly-Group.
So, GeldedStein, is
PRO-CENSORSHIP
and PRO-FORGERY.
How fucking stupid and
hypocritical can you
people be!? You are
ALL annoying as fuck!!
And severely UNCOOL!!
GeldedStein Said With a Straight Face--:
"If it were up to me, I, would have
let you in." Like he's talking
to a rejected college
applicant that he kinda
liked, and wanted
to let down easy.
HEY FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!--: It is
a dumb ass girly-girl
Googly Group that
hardly anyone posts
to!! And it is dead
and buried for all
intents and purposes.
Because it is SO
DEAD-an-LIFELESS
and SO LAME and SO
gooberishly
CENSORED!!
It has lots of
pretend members
who NEVER POST,
and who fucking
applied with fake
throwaway e-mail
accounts (Like GeldedStein
was just suggesting, V.B. THE
FORGER, do, yet again!!)
and, the reason there
are hardly any posts at
all, is, because, many
of those "members"
aren't REAL people!!
They are probably
"members' created
by people like,
Jeffy and V.B.
and Yeah-Shirley
and Father Puke,
himself (to artificially
boost the "membership")
(But as you see it's
hard to FAKE the
REALITY, that
NO IS POSTING!!!!
Because it is a fucking
weak ass girlie-girl
PRETEND NEWSGROUP
that is CENSORED
and RESTRICTED!!
Most of those "members'
who never ever post
are FAKE ones
who joined-up via
countless amounts
of different
throwaway
e-mail
addies.
Anyways....The bottom line is--:
You're ALL here, because, this place
has some cool and entertaining
comedy and drama and
action (in large part
because of MY
contributions!!).
End of fucking story. Buh-Bye For Now.
Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey....AKA....David
Copyright 2006
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
That *other* group is annoyingly censored.
That *other* group is an unintentional
joke. And if it, wasn't, YOU'D ALL
be, --*there*--, instead of --*here*--,
You Fucking Asshole Idiot
Dumb Asses!! That
place is dead and
gone, *already*.
And it never
really was
ALIVE to
begin with.
It was a total,
UNINTENTIONAL
*joke*....That
was DEAD
UPON
ARRIVAL!!
Period.
There are hardly
any posts at all
there, for a
reason!!
And I can't believe anyone would go through the trouble of changing
their fucking screen
name to even TRY to apply on a dumb
little throwaway, erratically moderated
and severely censored Googly-Group
run by a lunatic drunken
pervo-ex-priest.
I wouldn't "apply" to ANY
group where there would
be a chance I'd be
censored. Period.
That is NOT what Usenet
and Newsgroups are all
about. Freedom of Speech
and Expression are the
reasons that Usenet
newsgroups are cool,
despite, all of the
dumb forgeries and
multiple screen names
by various people, who
employ lame sock
puppetry to
compliment
themselves
and//or, to
underhandedly
attack others,
while using
several
e-mail
addresses
and
handles,
simultaneously,
etc.
And, now, GeldedStein, is suggesting an
asshole FORGER post under
yet another screen name
just to be a part of some
rinky-dink moderated
Googly-Group.
So, GeldedStein, is
PRO-CENSORSHIP
and PRO-FORGERY.
How fucking stupid and
hypocritical can you
people be!? You are
ALL annoying as fuck!!
And severely UNCOOL!!
GeldedStein Said With a Straight Face--: "If it were up to me, I, would
have
let you in." Like he's talking
to a rejected college
applicant that he kinda
liked, and wanted
to let down easy.
HEY ALL-of-YOU FUCKING
MEGA//ULTRA-DELUSIONAL
TOTAL-FUCKING
FUCK-FACED
GOOBER BOOB
IDIOTS!!....--: It is
a dumb ass girly-girl
Googly Group that
hardly anyone posts
to!! And it is dead
and buried for all
intents and purposes.
Because it is SO
DEAD-an-LIFELESS
and SO LAME and SO
gooberishly
CENSORED!!
It has lots of
pretend "members"
who NEVER POST,
and who fucking
applied with fake
throwaway e-mail
accounts (Like GeldedStein
was just suggesting, V.B.--:
THE FORGER, do, yet again!!)
And, again, one of the
most obvious reasons
there are hardly any
posts at all, is,
because, many
of those "members"
aren't even REAL
people to begin with!!
They are probably
"members" created
by people like,
Jeffy and V.B.
and Yeah-Shirley
and Father Puke,
himself (to artificially
boost the "membership")
(But as you see it's
hard to FAKE the
REALITY, that
ALMOST
*NO* *ONE*
IS POSTING!!)
Because,
ONCE AGAIN,
it is a fucking
weak ass girlie-girl
PRETEND
"NEWSGROUP"
that is CENSORED
and RESTRICTED
and has tons of
NONEXISTENT
"MEMBERS"
who never ever
fucking post!!
HELLO!?
You are a
totally full of shit
two-faced lying
hypocritical idiot,
GeldedStein!!
Most of those "members'
who never ever post
are FAKE ones
who joined-up via
countless amounts
of different
throwaway
e-mail
addies.
Anyways....The bottom line is--:
You're ALL here, because, this place
has some cool and entertaining
comedy and drama and
action (In large part
because of MY
contributions!!).
lap...@aol.com
> There are hardly
> any posts at all
> there, for a
> reason!!
Because idiots like you who talk without having anything to say aren't
allowed.
You're still not funny.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
funnier than you, GeldedStein, by a
wide margin, dumb ass.
And you know you read
my posts and you know
many of them are
very intentionally
funny. Period.
And, you call the very few posts over
at that censored place,
worthwhile, in any
sense!? Dear God
you are laughably
delusional!!
You have tons of trolls over there.
Including yourself!! Yeah, you're
a TROLL!!
Also, you say people don't "talk without
having anything to 'say'..." over there!?
Really now!? First off, I have plenty
to say OVER HERE, at this
UNCENSORED joint HERE.
And, I've often corrected
your sorry ass and your
erroneous comments
about all kinds of
things, BITTER
HACKMAN!!
That's why
you don't like
me. Plus,
I've said YOU
were quite unfunny
and overly-anal
and stiff. And I
meant it. So,
your foolish
pride makes
you have
to say the
same thing
to me, in
retaliation,
even though
you don't mean
it at all!!
Also, getting back to that other fake "newsgroup", that thing you said
about how people don't talk
unless they have "something"
to "say"....Well, I, have seen
some of the most excruciating
STUPID posts, EVER, on,
Usenet, over there!!!! And,
yet, no one with any
sense was able to
respond and
ridicule the
cheesiness.
Because it's
not an open
forum at all.
Period.
So, when, Little Hankie starts begging L.C.K.
again, or, Psycho Timbo Troll, starts
doing Halloween Puns again, and
telling people about his latest
"accident" to avoid working,
etc. NO ONE WITH ANY
SENSE IS THERE TO
RESPOND to the
nonsense!!
It's just the very worst CHEESINESS
that used to be posted on THIS
newsgroup!! But without any
righteously cutting responses
from cool posters to the
utterly cheesy
dumbness!!
Timbo Troll was a
TOTAL TROLL, who
used several different
e-mails and handles
on here. He was
crazy. Literally.
He advocated
theft of comedy
material.
Literally.
But, because, he was nice to you and Linda Gag Hag (another lunatic
TROLL), he
was welcomed as a poster there.
And he's about the only one
who even posts there.
Period. And he really
has NO core moral
beliefs or political
or societal beliefs
that make a
lick of sense.
So, all he posts about are dumb things about
his latest cholesterol screening, etc.
And, him and Linda, send little
love pecks to each other.
Looking like, Liza Minelli
and David Gest.
Making people
want to puke
when
they read
their
thoroughly
unconvincing
displays of
AFFECTED
affection.
And, that's just the tip of the iceberg, as to why no one wants to post
there and why you're
HERE, instead!!
When I read your posts, to TWO Total Trolls--: V.B. THE FORGER and
Yeah-Shirley,
I couldn't help but think about the
underlying severe problem with
CENSOR-HAPPY people
like, YOU, GeldedStein,
and, that, is, that, you're
all to willing to allow
any TROLL to post
there, as long as they
don't post something
that, you, and//or,
Father Puke,
strongly
disagree with,
(in terms of the
tone and who it is
directed at, etc.).
And as long as
you don't know
who they are!!
Like a 'Don't
Ask, Don't Tell'
policy. So, you
WANT
ultra-fakey
dumb ass
goober boobish
CONFORMINGLY
SUBMISSIVE
_*TROLLS*_
to post a whole
lot of NOTHING
about NOTHING
while they are
NOT SAYING
much of ANYTHING
about ANYTHING!!
Yep, you WANT exactly what you are unconvincingly pretending
to see in me!! Only you
want it YOUR way!!
You want a Burger
King Whopper--:
But Your Way!!
(So you say--:
"Hold the Meat
and the Bun
and Condiments
and just Give Me
a Burger King
Happy Meal
Cardboard
Crown, Instead,
And Just King Me
As The King Of
Nothing, Baby!!")
But, deep down, we all know, everything you're saying is based on lies
and hypocrisies.
I don't think you really know what
you want at all. I think you're
*exactly* someone who
has no real core
moral values at all.
And nothing of
value to add
that means
anything to
ANYONE who
has witnessed
your extreme
chameleon-like
contradictions
and hypocrisies.
Even, Demoiselle Bethina, realized how
much of a lying little full of shit
hypocrite you are!! And she
was SOBER when she
came to her senses
about you, at that
time!!
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
wide margin, dumb ass.
And you know you read
my posts and you know
many of them are
very intentionally
funny. Period.
And, you call the very few posts over
at that censored place,
worthwhile, in any
sense!? Dear God
you are laughably
delusional!!
You have tons of trolls over there.
Including yourself!! Yeah, you're
a TROLL!!
Also, you say people don't "talk without
having anything to 'say'..." over there!?
Really now!? First off, I have plenty
to say OVER HERE, at this
UNCENSORED joint
_*HERE*_.
And, I've often corrected
your sorry ass and your
erroneous comments
about all kinds of
things, BITTER
HACKMAN!!
That's why
you don't like
me. Plus,
I've said YOU
were quite unfunny
and overly-anal
and stiff. And I
meant it. So,
your foolish
pride makes
you have
to say the
same thing
to me, in
retaliation,
even though
you don't mean
it at all!!
Also, getting back to that other fake "newsgroup", and that thing
you said about how people
over there don't talk unless
they have "something" to
"say"....Well, I, have seen
some of the most excruciatingly
STUPID posts, EVER, on,
that FAKE Googly-Group,
OVER THERE!! And,
When I read your posts, to TWO Total Trolls--: V.B.--: THE FORGER and
Yeah-Shirley,
I couldn't help but think about the
underlying severe problem with
CENSOR-HAPPY people
like, YOU, GeldedStein,
and, that, is, that, you're
all *too* willing to allow
ChattyDaisy
...And, I've often corrected your sorry ass... I've said YOU were quite
unfunny and overly-anal and stiff... Period... ultra-fakey dumb ass
goober boobish CONFORMINGLY SUBMISSIVE _*TROLLS*_...
A wide margin dumb ass has a subtle nuance that made me laugh. All
together now, let's say "ass". Brassiere, when you fall asleep what do
you dream about? I wish Google had a way to word count how many times
you typed "ass" over the years. I'm fond of some words more than others
too; we all have our quirks and "ass" is yours, but that's fine, it's
what makes you, you. So tell me about this GeldedStein name, it strikes
me as a German version of McDonald.
vb
you seem overly obsessed with macs. for someone that dosen't care, you sure
have a lot to say, especially considering that YOU are the primary reason it
exists.
> I'm
>funnier than, you,
only in looks, chaffie, only in looks.
YOU are the only being on the planet that thinks you are funny. you are not.
you are a no-talent-no-radio-show-loser. always have been, always will be.
just ask anyone in this newsgroup. nobody will defend you. no one.
vb
Sean
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! wrote:
> funnier than, you, GeldedStein, by a
> wide margin, dumb ass.
No, you're not. Besides, Gelder is real and you're just playing a
character. A very unfunny character at that. Proving time and time
again that you're not a real comedian because even the hackiest of open
mic hacks would realize after a thousand tries that a bit isn't
working. And make no mistake about it, you're chafey character ain't
working.
You suck.
Sean
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
posting for several
months, and THAT'S when everybody left, AFTER _*I*_ LEFT!!!! They
followed
MY lead!! This place had fallen into
a malaise mess of nothing but
Tommy Joey and His
Sock Puppets and
Their Poop Stories,
AFTER _*I*_ HAD
ALREADY
BEEN GONE
FOR SEVERAL
MONTHS!!
_*THIS*_ PLACE _*HERE*_ was
a virtual ghost town; just about as
barren and lifeless and abandoned
as the CENSORED GROUP
is NOW!! Until _*I*_
showed-up, once
again, and started
posting. Again, *I*, had
left for an extended
several months
away timeframe.
And while I was
away for that
extended period,
that, is, when
everybody else
decided to leave!!
They were copying
me!! Something
YOU should be
all-too-familiar
with--: Copying
ME!!
And, if you look at the archives, you'll see
that I was totally out of the picture at
that point. And they all cited Tommy
Joe and His Poop Puppets as the
overwhelming reason for
having left. Because,
after I left, that's
really all there
was, besides the
lamely cheesy
and forgettable
crap from
the regular
IRREGULAR
so-called
'pro'
'comics'.
So you are wrong. Wrong about that.
And wrong about me. Period.
Dude, you've spent days
upon days reading me
and cutting and pasting
thousands upon thousands
of posts of mine and forging
me!! No one would spend
that much time on someone
if they weren't impressed
and obsessed. You
are impressed and
obsessed with me.
Period.
Now, V.B., you little dumb ass, why don't you
change your handle and e-mail yet again,
and re-apply to that pretend "newsgroup"
you so desperately wanted
to be a part of,
because you're a
fucking loser!!
And, if you get in, please enjoy your
back-an-forths, with, Timbo Shell.
I really hope you enjoy his
latest cholesterol screening
reports and Halloween
Puns, YOU TOTALLY
PATHETIC DUMB
ASS!! Maybe, you two
could meet-up and he
could take you for a
ride on his Pee Wee
Bike, that he's always
having life-threatening
accidents on!! That
way you can experience
first-hand what it's
like to BE, Psycho
Timbo Shell. And,
then, when he wrecks,
yet again, you can go
live with him, as
you both heal, in
that rich guy's
basement
that he stays
at!!
And, then, you, two, can post to each other
from the very same computer and the
very same couch-bed!! And Timbo
can help you with
your English,
and spelling, V.B.,
to get it up
past a Retard
Level, at the
very least,
Dude!!
Buh-Bye For Now, YOU PATHETIC IDIOT!!
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Little
Peter Sock-Cock Puppet) shows-up, to
try to gooberishly defend
GeldedStein, right after,
GeldedStein, got his
virtual ass, beaten to
a virtual (BLOODY!!)
pulp by "YOURS
(BLOODY!!)
TRULY", yet
again!!
///////////************\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
"He Jut A Chawuckter; Chafey Jut A Chawuckter, He Not Weal!! Steve
Is A Weal Poisen; He WEALLY
WEAL!!"--Slim
Jim 3" Seanie
Retard
///////////////***********\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Sean
> ///////////************\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
> "He Jut A Chawuckter; Chafey Jut A Chawuckter, He Not Weal!! Steve
> Is A Weal Poisen; He WEALLY
> WEAL!!"--Slim
> Jim 3" Seanie
> Retard
> ///////////////***********\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Be serious for one post, if that's possible, and answer this because it
really makes me wonder. Why do you continue with this unfunny
character? Seriously. I mean you don't act like this in real life, do
you? And it should be painfully obvious to anyone with a modicum of
sense that no one thinks what you write is interesting, funny, or even
coherent for that matter. Yet you continue day after day, week after
week, and even years to post like this. What do you get out of it? It
makes no sense. You've certainly done your little prank long enough to
sastify any kind of sick fetish you have for being a character and
causing havoc. At some point wouldn't you just say to yourself "I've
had enough, I've done my damage, I've had my fun"? Even a child gets
tired of scribbling on the wall with a crayon.
Sean
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
chopping-up my post into spliced
together snippets, designed to
falsely convey something
about whatever it is
YOU'RE wanting
to talk about. And,
so, since, YOU'RE
obsessed with
ASSES, that's
the word, YOU
zero in on!!
Still stinging from my saying you have a 'GAPING WIDE STANKY
ASS', aren't you, Daisy!?
Get over it,
Dude!!
And, as far as my, 'GeldedStein', dissing
nick for, Stevo. It's actually Jewish.
And, it means--: Dickless
Frankenstein. GeldedStein--:
Is a De-Dicked FrankenStein!!
It, also, signifies, how I've felt while
reading GeldedStein's pretentious
professor-wannabee ultra-anal
words about the 'Seriousness
of Comedy', etc. He comes
across, like, Ben 'Visine' Stein,
(GeldedStein--: He Gets
the Red AND the Funny
OUT, Every Time!!).
And, Stevo, also, reads
like, Erma Bombeck's
Unfunny and Retarded
Cousin--: Ernie Bombeck.
If anyone ever reads one
of his little articles (he's
syndicated in a handful
of small town weekly
newspapers or some
crap like that) they'll
know EXACTLY what
I am talking about.
Man-Oh-Man, if
ANYONE digs ANY
of THAT newspaper
shit that he's done,
they are totally
lame. Complete
Lamers. Period.
Complete.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Because I get tons of material for my radio
shows and other creative projects directly
from my posts. And, because, I've
gotten enjoyable reactions--:
Good and Bad and Ugly
Reactions and
Compliments,
Etc., Over the Years.
And even MORE
private comments
and compliments
via my e-mail
address.
I've met-up with a few very hot women, that I met, because, those women
having seen
me posting here. I've gotten a few
very cool guests for
my local radio show
because of having
posted something
that they had read
and enjoyed.
I, also, like to read unusual offerings from other
people, which is why I enjoy reading the
newsgroup, almost, as much as
posting. But, I, also, of course,
enjoy, reacting negatively
to a post, which inspires
my creativity very
much.
So, those are just SOME of the reasons, I
do what I do, Jealous Seanie Dude.
So, really, when are YOU ever going to
drop the lies about me, not ever
getting any compliments, dude!?
That's a TOTAL lie!!!! I've
had people here and on
the piano newsgroup and
even on that spaced-out
Tori Amos newsgroup
enjoy my humour
and my commentaries.
So, you're lying!!
Period.
So, why do YOU post what you post, Seanie!?
What do YOU get out of posting that same, stupid--: "He's just a
character" post,
over and over again, year after
year!? I can't imagine you
make any money off
of THOSE kinds
of posts and
commentaries!!
Dude, it's obvious, whoever you are,
you're jealous of the attention
I get on here. And you often,
show-up, right after I've
made some stingingly
successful points
about, GeldedStein.
So, you're probably
a sock puppet of his.
Or some retarded
real life friend
of his.
But, whatever the case. YOUR posts
are NOT working. They are
dumb and the very same
idiocy over and over
again. And, I've also
noticed that you used
to often post, whenever
you'd see me conversing
or debating other people,
BESIDES, GeldedStein,
because, you
(OBVIOUSLY)
jealously-wished
YOU had something
of interest to say about
something in the world
and could be doing
what I was doing.
And//Or you
wished that YOU
could have been
the person I was
debating or
conversing with
about some topic
involving world
issues or whatever
entertaining topic
it may have been.
But, instead, because, of your
unhealthy and jealousy-induced
OBSESSION with ME,
all you ever can ever
manage to jealously
post about is just
ME, mainly,
and how
I'm--: "Jut A
"CHAWUCKTER".
Dude, you're retarded.
uncle-...@priest.com
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! wrote:
>
> people,
I've got an unusual offering for you BraBoy!
yeah-sure
uncle-...@priest.com
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! wrote:
>
> has some cool and entertaining
> comedy and drama and
uncle-...@priest.com
vb wrote:
> .
> you are a no-talent-no-radio-show-loser. always have been, always will be.
> just ask anyone in this newsgroup. nobody will defend you. no one.
That can't be true. Surely, there's someone, somewhere that would
de....... uh, ......no, ..... you're right, there's nobody.
yeah-sure
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Because I get tons of material for my radio
shows and other creative projects directly
from my posts.
And, because, I've gotten
enjoyable reactions--:
Good and Bad
and Ugly
Reactions and
Compliments,
Etc., Over the
Years.
And even MORE
private comments
and compliments
via my e-mail
address.
I've met-up with a few very hot women,
that I met, *because*, those
women saw me posting
here and//or on
the piano
newsgroup,
etc.
I've gotten a few
very cool guests for
my local radio show
because of having
posted something
that they had read
and enjoyed.
I, also, like to read unusual offerings from other
people, which is why I enjoy reading the
newsgroup, almost, as much as
posting. But, I, also, of course,
enjoy, reacting negatively
to a post, which inspires
my creativity very
much.
So, those are just SOME of the reasons, I
do what I do, Jealous Seanie Dude.
So, really, when are YOU ever going to
drop the lies about me, not ever
getting any compliments, dude!?
That's a TOTAL lie!!!! I've
had people here and on
the piano newsgroup and
even on that spaced-out
Tori Amos newsgroup
enjoy my humour and
my commentaries.
So, you're lying!!
Period.
So, anywho, why do YOU
post what you post,
Seanie!?
What do YOU get out of posting that same, stupid--: "He's just a
character" post,
over and over again, year after
year!? I can't imagine you
make any money off
of THOSE kinds
of posts and
commentaries!!
Dude, it's obvious, whoever you are,
you're jealous of the attention
I get on here. And, you often,
show-up, right after I've
made some stingingly
successful points
about, GeldedStein.
So, you're probably
a sock puppet of his.
Or some retarded
real life friend
of his.
But, whatever the case. YOUR posts
are NOT working. They are
dumb and the very same
idiocy over and over
again. And, I've also
noticed that you used
to often post, whenever
you'd see me conversing
with, or, debating against,
other people,
BESIDES,
GeldedStein,
because, you
(OBVIOUSLY)
jealously-wished
YOU had something
of interest to say about
something in the world
and could be doing
what I was doing.
And//Or you
wished that YOU
could have been
the person I was
debating against or
conversing with
about some topic
involving world
issues or whatever
entertaining topic
it may have been.
But, instead, because, of your
unhealthy and jealousy-induced
OBSESSION with ME,
all you can ever
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Typical from you. You are yet
another PATHETIC
GOOBER who is
jealousy-obsessed
with me. You've
mentioned me
in almost ALL
of your posts
posted. You
wouldn't BE
HERE, if it
wasn't for
MY entertaining
posts and the
comedic and
dramatic
atmosphere
they create.
Period.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
boobs surely
need. So, lean-an-grind on
each other all you like,
retards. (--Ha!! Ha!!--)
_*I*_, however, defend myself,
by myself, quite well.
Thank you very
much.
But, for the record, I've had more than enough
positive feedback over the years. Both
public and private comments and
compliments.
Tommy Joe
> Be serious for one post, if that's possible, and answer this because it
> really makes me wonder. Why do you continue with this unfunny
> character? Seriously. I mean you don't act like this in real life, do
> you? And it should be painfully obvious to anyone with a modicum of
> sense that no one thinks what you write is interesting, funny, or even
> coherent for that matter. Yet you continue day after day, week after
> week, and even years to post like this. What do you get out of it? It
> makes no sense. You've certainly done your little prank long enough to
> sastify any kind of sick fetish you have for being a character and
> causing havoc. At some point wouldn't you just say to yourself "I've
> had enough, I've done my damage, I've had my fun"? Even a child gets
> tired of scribbling on the wall with a crayon.
Chafey - does he or does he not have a radio show - and why does
he continue to post here in this newsgroup year upon year - blah blah
blah. OK, I get the point. But the reality is, anyone can start a
newsgroup of their own. What's so special about this one that it must
be claimed and reclaimed over and over again? Why not start your own
newsgroup and be free of the guy if he bugs you that much? And I'm not
directing this strictly at you, VB - it's anyone and everyone who is
overly concerned with the Chafey character or anyone else posting into
this group.
I'm not kidding about starting another newsgroup. Why not do it?
It doesn't have to be moderated in the traditional sense. I give my
solemn word I won't post into the new group unless my presence is
requested by at least five 'esteemed' regulars.............
So, how about this? Instead of a moderated group, make it wide
open, except that every week or maybe once a month everyone in the
group is asked to vote for their favorite poster. The top five vote
getters become 'The Panel of Posters'. Their job is to ask undesirable
posters to leave the group. If they don't leave willingly they can be
killfiled from posting into the group. On the surface this looks not
much different from MACS, except it's open from the start and only
closes on those who bring the lid down on themselves. The 'Panel of
Posters' must have the balls to openly declare who stays and who
leaves. No wishy washy bullshit. No pretense. This way you can have
a steady wave of new posters coming in all the time to keep the place
fresh while those deemed stale are tossed out like last week's bread.
As for me, as mentioned, you won't have to worry about me posting
there, because I'm not showing up unless invited by the POP (Panel of
Posters).........
Tommy Joe
Seanie, The REAL Slim Seanie, ye FECK !
Hiloooo ye little Feggurs !
Did ye mention moy name did ye ?
Ye did didn't ye ?
Ye feckin' feggurs, FECK ye all of yeez
There's only ONE SEANIE on usenet ye bass turds
Oym that Seanie, ME !
All ye other slim Seanies is just him a 'taters
So feckin SHUT UP now ye hear now !
http://media.putfile.com/Seanie-OKilfoyle
THERE !
http://www.putfile.com/nazigogu/media
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! wrote:
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
single one of us.
Individually....--: alt.chafey
alt.geldedstein alt.ollie
alt.tommy alt.seanie
alt.v.b.u.d.yeah.drooly
alt.beefhead.stuey
alt.etc.etc.etc.etc.
vb
VB
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
just one or two.....
What A 'Crock Full Of (BLOODY!!) Ass Crap' Sock Puppet You Are,
Daisy....!!
And, that crazy ass threatening and crap
is typical from Bozo Joezo
But good luck to
you, anyways, dumb ass
"Two Pussy Ass Peas
In A Goober Boob Pod"
by The Authentic and
Authorized Chafey
Brassiere
to try and
deflect away from
your lame ass lying!!
Try this fact on for size, dumb ass--:
For God's Bloody Ass Sakes!!
You're
a fat-an-fruity uncool-fool
dumb ass!!
you *complete* dumb
ass
What
a total dumb
ass.
because
you're a little pussy
ass pussified
PUSSY!!
kinds of WEAK (BLOODY!!) _*ASS*_ _*CRAP*_
for example,
post one of your lame ass
Nimrod Noggin "Nuggets",
Even though it is fucking stupid-an-HACK
as bloody ass crap
because of your lame ass
threats
YOU FUCKING
CRAZY ASS PSYCHO
SOCK-PUPPET-TWINS
would be fucking stupid as bloody ass hell
via some goofy
ass goober boob
for God's
bloody ass sake!!
So, is that Nazi Fruit Tommy Joey your
_*HEAD*_ "wrighter"....and, this "Jeffy", your
_*ASS*_ "writur
Oh....and tell those dumb ass "witers" of
all-of-you sorry ass half-ass comics
crappy material and bloody ass crap
pretentiously idiotic UNORIGINAL LAME ASS TIRED ACTS
Your, way-weak-ass "cut-an-paste
weak-ass-an-bland so-called "comedy
What a bunch of freaky-ass insincere goober-boob-retards
can't even SPELL worth-a-bloody-ass-shit
passionately hate my
arrogant ass
'Sock Puppet Pussy
Ass Pocket Pals'
'Circle of Pussy
Ass Pocket Pal Pussies
virtual goober boob
pussy ass ASS
drunken goober boob monkey-pocked-ASS
monkey-pocked
cottage cheese
dweeb pussy-ass
ASSES!!!!
hairily
caked-an-flaked-cavernous
pussy-ass-curdled-pus-cream
stank-cunt-steam ASSES!!!!
Those goober
boob pussy-ass
asses
bloody ass tar shit waffles
Panta Rhei
> Hiloooo ye little Feggurs !
>
> Did ye mention moy name did ye ?
>
> Ye did didn't ye ?
>
> Ye feckin' feggurs, FECK ye all of yeez
>
> There's only ONE SEANIE on usenet ye bass turds
>
> Oym that Seanie, ME !
Are you by any chance talking about yourself: Seanie, the notorious Turkish
village idiot and laughing stock of Usenet? <BG>
--
Living the life of a ridiculed, bitchslapped loony on usenet helps Beanie
Tinfoil forget the failures in his life.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
FORGED POST, using my handle
and my unauthorized
cut-an-pasted lines
that I've written,
(taken out of context
from various posts
over the years).
Proving once again, how
funny and entertaining
I've been even when I
am taken out of context.
A decent portion of the lines
are quite entertaining
and memorable
original lines
and//or catch
phrases and
whatnots from
me. Funny
stuff. Penned
by ME. And
forged into
that last post.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
BLINKERS to (Bloody!!)
Bits-an-Pieces, What
DO we have here!?
The "Real" Slim Seanie,
Eh!? Are you pulling
me pantaloons , YOU,
Chigger Bite Ballyhoo,
YOU....!?
Seanie, The REAL Slim Seanie, ye FECK !
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! wrote:
> BLINKERS to (Bloody!!)
> Bits-an-Pieces, What
> DO we have here!?
> The "Real" Slim Seanie,
> Eh!? Are you pulling
> me pantaloons , YOU,
> Chigger Bite Ballyhoo,
> YOU....!?
Nope
I'm Slim Seanie the REAL slim Seanie
All you other slim Seanies are just him, a 'taters
Now pay attention, I know you aint no Kraut but .......
There's an Armeni meanie called PANTA-mime that follows me around.....
He used to be known as Roman The German ( I know, an oxymoron and a
half ! )
C'mere.....
He thinks that the name "SEANIE" rhymes with WEENIE & BEANIE !!!!
*LMFAO*
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Eh!? Sounds quite scary
and annoying and funny,
all at once. What is
YOUR true nationality,
Seanie!? Or is that
a secret!?
Got to go, right now....Talk at yuh later,
Dude!!
Seanie, The REAL Slim Seanie, ye FECK !
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! wrote:
> Eh!? Sounds quite scary
> and annoying and funny,
> all at once. What is
> YOUR true nationality,
> Seanie!? Or is that
> a secret!?
>
It's a national Secret
The Oyerish Government guard this national secret well
I'm not at liberty to disclose this Oyerish National Secret but let me
just say this......
ALL SEANies are from Dooblin
THERE !
Here is a recognition exercise, can you recognise an AMERICAN I wonder
?
lap...@aol.com
> Chafey - does he or does he not have a radio show - and why does
> he continue to post here in this newsgroup year upon year - blah blah
> blah. OK, I get the point. But the reality is, anyone can start a
> newsgroup of their own. What's so special about this one that it must
> be claimed and reclaimed over and over again?
What's so special about this one that you won't leave? Because it says
"comedy," so people might think you're funny?
This was a group set up for a particular group of professionals to use,
for business and fun. You could have just as easily been posting into
any group on the internet, for all the relevance you had here - but no,
you think you're funny, so you wanted to stay. And you won't be told
what to do, so like a petulant baby, you had to stay even though you
were one of the most unwelcome people in this group after a short time
here.
Follow your own advice, and start a group, if you have the ability.
You don't. You don't even know what goes into the process, do you?
But that doesn't stop you from offering advice, does it? Just
magically start a group, People. And if you have a relative with heart
trouble, what's your problem, just operate on him! Simple as that.
You are just pouring shit into a well that was already dug for people
to drink from.
lap...@aol.com
> So, how about this? Instead of a moderated group, make it wide
> open, except that every week or maybe once a month everyone in the
> group is asked to vote for their favorite poster. The top five vote
> getters become 'The Panel of Posters'. Their job is to ask undesirable
> posters to leave the group. If they don't leave willingly they can be
> killfiled from posting into the group. On the surface this looks not
> much different from MACS, except it's open from the start and only
> closes on those who bring the lid down on themselves. The 'Panel of
> Posters' must have the balls to openly declare who stays and who
> leaves. No wishy washy bullshit. No pretense. This way you can have
> a steady wave of new posters coming in all the time to keep the place
> fresh while those deemed stale are tossed out like last week's bread.
> As for me, as mentioned, you won't have to worry about me posting
> there, because I'm not showing up unless invited by the POP (Panel of
> Posters).........
Why don't you just leave this group? Enough posters asked for it, when
the group was populated by its intended users, standup comedians. Why
should anyone go out of their way to form a new group, except to
exclude you, which has already been done with MACS?
And it's not easy to form a newsgroup - what goes into it, Oh great
wise cabbie? Do you have the slightest clue what a person does to form
a new newsgroup? Seriously, without looking up the process right now -
what's step one? Who do you contact? Do you contact anyone?
Instead of offering advice like, "turn lead into gold to get rich,"
shut up until you educate yourself on the issue, for once.