How does he do it!?
A pact with the devil,
obviously.
And, here-now, is GeldedStein's Latest "Comedic Gem"....The
Pillow//Marshmallow
Analogy Thingy. And
notice how he works
in a dated and
hacky reference
to a Beatles' tune
(Just to further
let us know how
much he doesn't care
how dated and hacky
he is!! HELL!! He's
got Satan on his
side, he doesn't
care!!....Sure,
Satan, isn't
going to help
Gelded beyond
the little piddlingly
picayune awards
Gelded has received
so far, for his ultra-hacky
small town crappity-crap,
but, GeldedStein, is
deluded into thinking
he'll be getting more
help from "The 'Great'
Dark Master"....But
that's how Satan
works, See. He
reels you in, thinking
he'll help you in a
major kind of way,
but it doesn't really
ever pan-out into
the BIG TIME,
all the way to
the TOP, (Unless,
you're, extra-lucky,
and the Devil
really-REALLY
likes you. Then
you might make it to
the level of Joan and
Melissa Rivers on
'E!'....But, Gelded's
far from there, so
far!! But, perhaps,
this latest "REAL
COMEDY" ANALOGY
from a "PRO" "COMIC"
posted on a "seriously"
"PRO" "COMEDY"
Googly-Google-Group;
MAYBE, THIS "JOKE"
WILL TAKE HIM TO
THAT RARE 'Joan
and Melissa-Level'
Super-Stardom!!)....
And HERE IT IS!!....--:
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From: I'm Gelder, Dammit - view profileDate:Sun, Feb 26 2006 7:16 pm
Email: "I'm Gelder, Dammit" <lap...@aol.com>
<Snippety-Snip>
..Then I slipped into a feverish coma,
and pictured myself on a boat on a
river, where rocking-horse people
eat marshmellow pies...When I
awoke, my pillow was gone...
<Snippety-Snip>
steve
////////////////////*************\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Folks, that (ABOVE) is what a "PRO"
"COMEDY" Googly-Google-Group
Is All About!! Making with the
ULTRA//MEGA-HACK-FUCK
"funny".....Sheesh. What a
fucking ULTRA-HACK
HYPOCRITE and FRAUD,
GELDEDSTEIN, TRULY
IS!!!! (BLOODY!!)
TRULY!! Ernie
HACK-FUCK
Bombeck!!
He's Ernie
HACK-FUCK
Bombeck--:
PERSONIFIED!!
Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey....AKA....David
Copyright 2006
How RAMBLING ASSHOLE does RAMBLING ASSHOLE he RAMBLING ASSHOLE do
RAMBLING ASSHOLE it!?
A RAMBLING ASSHOLE pact RAMBLING ASSHOLE with RAMBLING ASSHOLE the
RAMBLING ASSHOLE devil,
obviously.
And, RAMBLING ASSHOLE here-now, RAMBLING ASSHOLE is RAMBLING ASSHOLE
GeldedStein's RAMBLING ASSHOLE Latest RAMBLING ASSHOLE "Comedic
RAMBLING ASSHOLE Gem"....The RAMBLING ASSHOLE
Pillow//Marshmallow
Analogy RAMBLING ASSHOLE Thingy. RAMBLING ASSHOLE And
notice RAMBLING ASSHOLE how RAMBLING ASSHOLE he RAMBLING ASSHOLE works
in RAMBLING ASSHOLE a RAMBLING ASSHOLE dated RAMBLING ASSHOLE and
hacky RAMBLING ASSHOLE reference
to RAMBLING ASSHOLE a RAMBLING ASSHOLE Beatles' RAMBLING ASSHOLE tune
(Just RAMBLING ASSHOLE to RAMBLING ASSHOLE further
let RAMBLING ASSHOLE us RAMBLING ASSHOLE know RAMBLING ASSHOLE how
much RAMBLING ASSHOLE he RAMBLING ASSHOLE doesn't RAMBLING ASSHOLE
care
how RAMBLING ASSHOLE dated RAMBLING ASSHOLE and RAMBLING ASSHOLE hacky
he RAMBLING ASSHOLE is!! RAMBLING ASSHOLE HELL!! RAMBLING ASSHOLE He's
got RAMBLING ASSHOLE Satan RAMBLING ASSHOLE on RAMBLING ASSHOLE his
side, RAMBLING ASSHOLE he RAMBLING ASSHOLE doesn't
care!!....Sure,
Satan, RAMBLING ASSHOLE isn't
going RAMBLING ASSHOLE to RAMBLING ASSHOLE help
Gelded RAMBLING ASSHOLE beyond
the RAMBLING ASSHOLE little RAMBLING ASSHOLE piddlingly
picayune RAMBLING ASSHOLE awards
Gelded RAMBLING ASSHOLE has RAMBLING ASSHOLE received
so RAMBLING ASSHOLE far, RAMBLING ASSHOLE for RAMBLING ASSHOLE his
RAMBLING ASSHOLE ultra-hacky
small RAMBLING ASSHOLE town RAMBLING ASSHOLE crappity-crap,
but, RAMBLING ASSHOLE GeldedStein, RAMBLING ASSHOLE is
deluded RAMBLING ASSHOLE into RAMBLING ASSHOLE thinking
he'll RAMBLING ASSHOLE be RAMBLING ASSHOLE getting RAMBLING ASSHOLE
more
help RAMBLING ASSHOLE from RAMBLING ASSHOLE "The RAMBLING ASSHOLE
'Great'
Dark RAMBLING ASSHOLE Master"....But
that's RAMBLING ASSHOLE how RAMBLING ASSHOLE Satan
works, RAMBLING ASSHOLE See. RAMBLING ASSHOLE He
reels RAMBLING ASSHOLE you RAMBLING ASSHOLE in, RAMBLING ASSHOLE
thinking
he'll RAMBLING ASSHOLE help RAMBLING ASSHOLE you RAMBLING ASSHOLE in
RAMBLING ASSHOLE a
major RAMBLING ASSHOLE kind RAMBLING ASSHOLE of RAMBLING ASSHOLE way,
but RAMBLING ASSHOLE it RAMBLING ASSHOLE doesn't RAMBLING ASSHOLE
really
ever RAMBLING ASSHOLE pan-out RAMBLING ASSHOLE into
the RAMBLING ASSHOLE BIG RAMBLING ASSHOLE TIME,
all RAMBLING ASSHOLE the RAMBLING ASSHOLE way RAMBLING ASSHOLE to
the RAMBLING ASSHOLE TOP, RAMBLING ASSHOLE (Unless,
you're, RAMBLING ASSHOLE extra-lucky,
and RAMBLING ASSHOLE the RAMBLING ASSHOLE Devil
really-REALLY
likes RAMBLING ASSHOLE you. RAMBLING ASSHOLE Then
you RAMBLING ASSHOLE might RAMBLING ASSHOLE make RAMBLING ASSHOLE it
RAMBLING ASSHOLE to
the RAMBLING ASSHOLE level RAMBLING ASSHOLE of RAMBLING ASSHOLE Joan
RAMBLING ASSHOLE and
Melissa RAMBLING ASSHOLE Rivers RAMBLING ASSHOLE on
'E!'....But, RAMBLING ASSHOLE Gelded's
far RAMBLING ASSHOLE from RAMBLING ASSHOLE there, RAMBLING ASSHOLE so
far!! RAMBLING ASSHOLE But, RAMBLING ASSHOLE perhaps,
this RAMBLING ASSHOLE latest RAMBLING ASSHOLE "REAL
COMEDY" RAMBLING ASSHOLE ANALOGY
from RAMBLING ASSHOLE a RAMBLING ASSHOLE "PRO" RAMBLING ASSHOLE
"COMIC"
posted RAMBLING ASSHOLE on RAMBLING ASSHOLE a RAMBLING ASSHOLE
"seriously"
"PRO" RAMBLING ASSHOLE "COMEDY"
Googly-Google-Group;
MAYBE, RAMBLING ASSHOLE THIS RAMBLING ASSHOLE "JOKE"
WILL RAMBLING ASSHOLE TAKE RAMBLING ASSHOLE HIM RAMBLING ASSHOLE TO
THAT RAMBLING ASSHOLE RARE RAMBLING ASSHOLE 'Joan
and RAMBLING ASSHOLE Melissa-Level' RAMBLING ASSHOLE
Super-Stardom!!)....
And RAMBLING ASSHOLE HERE RAMBLING ASSHOLE IT RAMBLING ASSHOLE
IS!!....--:
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From: RAMBLING ASSHOLE I'm RAMBLING ASSHOLE Gelder, RAMBLING ASSHOLE
Dammit RAMBLING ASSHOLE - RAMBLING ASSHOLE view RAMBLING ASSHOLE
profileDate:Sun, RAMBLING ASSHOLE Feb RAMBLING ASSHOLE 26 RAMBLING
ASSHOLE 2006 RAMBLING ASSHOLE 7:16 RAMBLING ASSHOLE pm
Email: RAMBLING ASSHOLE "I'm RAMBLING ASSHOLE Gelder, RAMBLING ASSHOLE
Dammit" RAMBLING ASSHOLE <lap...@aol.com>
<Snippety-Snip>
RAMBLING ASSHOLE RAMBLING ASSHOLE
..Then RAMBLING ASSHOLE I RAMBLING ASSHOLE slipped RAMBLING ASSHOLE
into RAMBLING ASSHOLE a RAMBLING ASSHOLE feverish RAMBLING ASSHOLE
coma, RAMBLING ASSHOLE
and RAMBLING ASSHOLE pictured RAMBLING ASSHOLE myself RAMBLING ASSHOLE
on RAMBLING ASSHOLE a RAMBLING ASSHOLE boat RAMBLING ASSHOLE on
RAMBLING ASSHOLE a RAMBLING ASSHOLE
river, RAMBLING ASSHOLE where RAMBLING ASSHOLE rocking-horse RAMBLING
ASSHOLE people RAMBLING ASSHOLE
eat RAMBLING ASSHOLE marshmellow RAMBLING ASSHOLE pies...When RAMBLING
ASSHOLE I
awoke, RAMBLING ASSHOLE my RAMBLING ASSHOLE pillow RAMBLING ASSHOLE
was RAMBLING ASSHOLE gone...
<Snippety-Snip>
RAMBLING ASSHOLE
steve RAMBLING ASSHOLE
////////////////////*************\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Folks, RAMBLING ASSHOLE that RAMBLING ASSHOLE (ABOVE) RAMBLING ASSHOLE
is RAMBLING ASSHOLE what RAMBLING ASSHOLE a RAMBLING ASSHOLE "PRO"
"COMEDY" RAMBLING ASSHOLE Googly-Google-Group
Is RAMBLING ASSHOLE All RAMBLING ASSHOLE About!! RAMBLING ASSHOLE
Making RAMBLING ASSHOLE with RAMBLING ASSHOLE the
ULTRA//MEGA-HACK-FUCK
"funny".....Sheesh. RAMBLING ASSHOLE What RAMBLING ASSHOLE a
fucking RAMBLING ASSHOLE ULTRA-HACK
HYPOCRITE RAMBLING ASSHOLE and RAMBLING ASSHOLE FRAUD,
GELDEDSTEIN, RAMBLING ASSHOLE TRULY
IS!!!! RAMBLING ASSHOLE (BLOODY!!)
TRULY!! RAMBLING ASSHOLE Ernie
HACK-FUCK RAMBLING ASSHOLE
Bombeck!!
He's RAMBLING ASSHOLE Ernie
////////////////////*************\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
From: I'm Gelder, Dammit - view profile - Date: Sun, Feb 26 2006
7:16 pm Email: "I'm Gelder, Dammit" <lap...@aol.com>
<Snippety-Snip>
...Then I slipped into a feverish coma,
and pictured myself on a boat on a
river, where rocking-horse people
eat marshmellow pies...When I
awoke, my pillow was gone...
<Snippety-Snip>
steve
////////////////////*************\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Folks, that (ABOVE) is what a "PRO"
"COMEDY" Googly-Google-Group
Is All About!! Making with the
ULTRA//MEGA-HACK-FUCK
"funny".....Sheesh. What a
fucking ULTRA-HACK
HYPOCRITE and FRAUD,
GELDEDSTEIN, TRULY
IS!!!! (BLOODY!!)
TRULY!! Ernie
HACK-FUCK
Bombeck!!
He's Ernie
////////////////////*************\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
From: I'm Gelder, Dammit - view profile - Date: Sun, Feb 26 2006
7:16 pm Email: "I'm Gelder, Dammit" <lap...@aol.com>
<Snippety-Snip>
...Then I slipped into a feverish coma,
and pictured myself on a boat on a
river, where rocking-horse people
eat marshmellow pies...When I
awoke, my pillow was gone...
<Snippety-Snip>
steve
////////////////////*************\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Folks, that (ABOVE) is what a "PRO"
"COMEDY" Googly-Google-Group
Is All About!! Making with the
ULTRA//MEGA-HACK-FUCK
"funny"....Sheesh. What a
How BORING and REPETITIVE does BORING and REPETITIVE he BORING and
REPETITIVE do BORING and REPETITIVE it!?
A BORING and REPETITIVE pact BORING and REPETITIVE with BORING and
REPETITIVE the BORING and REPETITIVE devil,
obviously.
And, BORING and REPETITIVE here-now, BORING and REPETITIVE is BORING
and REPETITIVE GeldedStein's BORING and REPETITIVE Latest BORING and
REPETITIVE "Comedic BORING and REPETITIVE Gem"....The BORING and
REPETITIVE
Pillow//Marshmallow
Analogy BORING and REPETITIVE Thingy. BORING and REPETITIVE And
notice BORING and REPETITIVE how BORING and REPETITIVE he BORING and
REPETITIVE works
in BORING and REPETITIVE a BORING and REPETITIVE dated BORING and
REPETITIVE and
hacky BORING and REPETITIVE reference
to BORING and REPETITIVE a BORING and REPETITIVE Beatles' BORING and
REPETITIVE tune
(Just BORING and REPETITIVE to BORING and REPETITIVE further
let BORING and REPETITIVE us BORING and REPETITIVE know BORING and
REPETITIVE how
much BORING and REPETITIVE he BORING and REPETITIVE doesn't BORING and
REPETITIVE care
how BORING and REPETITIVE dated BORING and REPETITIVE and BORING and
REPETITIVE hacky
he BORING and REPETITIVE is!! BORING and REPETITIVE HELL!! BORING and
REPETITIVE He's
got BORING and REPETITIVE Satan BORING and REPETITIVE on BORING and
REPETITIVE his
side, BORING and REPETITIVE he BORING and REPETITIVE doesn't
care!!....Sure,
Satan, BORING and REPETITIVE isn't
going BORING and REPETITIVE to BORING and REPETITIVE help
Gelded BORING and REPETITIVE beyond
the BORING and REPETITIVE little BORING and REPETITIVE piddlingly
picayune BORING and REPETITIVE awards
Gelded BORING and REPETITIVE has BORING and REPETITIVE received
so BORING and REPETITIVE far, BORING and REPETITIVE for BORING and
REPETITIVE his BORING and REPETITIVE ultra-hacky
small BORING and REPETITIVE town BORING and REPETITIVE crappity-crap,
but, BORING and REPETITIVE GeldedStein, BORING and REPETITIVE is
deluded BORING and REPETITIVE into BORING and REPETITIVE thinking
he'll BORING and REPETITIVE be BORING and REPETITIVE getting BORING and
REPETITIVE more
help BORING and REPETITIVE from BORING and REPETITIVE "The BORING and
REPETITIVE 'Great'
Dark BORING and REPETITIVE Master"....But
that's BORING and REPETITIVE how BORING and REPETITIVE Satan
works, BORING and REPETITIVE See. BORING and REPETITIVE He
reels BORING and REPETITIVE you BORING and REPETITIVE in, BORING and
REPETITIVE thinking
he'll BORING and REPETITIVE help BORING and REPETITIVE you BORING and
REPETITIVE in BORING and REPETITIVE a
major BORING and REPETITIVE kind BORING and REPETITIVE of BORING and
REPETITIVE way,
but BORING and REPETITIVE it BORING and REPETITIVE doesn't BORING and
REPETITIVE really
ever BORING and REPETITIVE pan-out BORING and REPETITIVE into
the BORING and REPETITIVE BIG BORING and REPETITIVE TIME,
all BORING and REPETITIVE the BORING and REPETITIVE way BORING and
REPETITIVE to
the BORING and REPETITIVE TOP, BORING and REPETITIVE (Unless,
you're, BORING and REPETITIVE extra-lucky,
and BORING and REPETITIVE the BORING and REPETITIVE Devil
really-REALLY
likes BORING and REPETITIVE you. BORING and REPETITIVE Then
you BORING and REPETITIVE might BORING and REPETITIVE make BORING and
REPETITIVE it BORING and REPETITIVE to
the BORING and REPETITIVE level BORING and REPETITIVE of BORING and
REPETITIVE Joan BORING and REPETITIVE and
Melissa BORING and REPETITIVE Rivers BORING and REPETITIVE on
'E!'....But, BORING and REPETITIVE Gelded's
far BORING and REPETITIVE from BORING and REPETITIVE there, BORING and
REPETITIVE so
far!! BORING and REPETITIVE But, BORING and REPETITIVE perhaps,
this BORING and REPETITIVE latest BORING and REPETITIVE "REAL
COMEDY" BORING and REPETITIVE ANALOGY
from BORING and REPETITIVE a BORING and REPETITIVE "PRO" BORING and
REPETITIVE "COMIC"
posted BORING and REPETITIVE on BORING and REPETITIVE a BORING and
REPETITIVE "seriously"
"PRO" BORING and REPETITIVE "COMEDY"
Googly-Google-Group;
MAYBE, BORING and REPETITIVE THIS BORING and REPETITIVE "JOKE"
WILL BORING and REPETITIVE TAKE BORING and REPETITIVE HIM BORING and
REPETITIVE TO
THAT BORING and REPETITIVE RARE BORING and REPETITIVE 'Joan
and BORING and REPETITIVE Melissa-Level' BORING and REPETITIVE
Super-Stardom!!)....
And BORING and REPETITIVE HERE BORING and REPETITIVE IT BORING and
REPETITIVE IS!!....--:
////////////////////*************\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
From: BORING and REPETITIVE I'm BORING and REPETITIVE Gelder, BORING
and REPETITIVE Dammit BORING and REPETITIVE - BORING and REPETITIVE
view BORING and REPETITIVE profile BORING and REPETITIVE - BORING and
REPETITIVE Date: BORING and REPETITIVE Sun, BORING and REPETITIVE Feb
BORING and REPETITIVE 26 BORING and REPETITIVE 2006
7:16 BORING and REPETITIVE pm BORING and REPETITIVE Email: BORING and
REPETITIVE "I'm BORING and REPETITIVE Gelder, BORING and REPETITIVE
Dammit" BORING and REPETITIVE <lap...@aol.com>
<Snippety-Snip>
BORING and REPETITIVE BORING and REPETITIVE
...Then BORING and REPETITIVE I BORING and REPETITIVE slipped BORING
and REPETITIVE into BORING and REPETITIVE a BORING and REPETITIVE
feverish BORING and REPETITIVE coma, BORING and REPETITIVE
and BORING and REPETITIVE pictured BORING and REPETITIVE myself BORING
and REPETITIVE on BORING and REPETITIVE a BORING and REPETITIVE boat
BORING and REPETITIVE on BORING and REPETITIVE a BORING and REPETITIVE
river, BORING and REPETITIVE where BORING and REPETITIVE rocking-horse
BORING and REPETITIVE people BORING and REPETITIVE
eat BORING and REPETITIVE marshmellow BORING and REPETITIVE pies...When
BORING and REPETITIVE I
awoke, BORING and REPETITIVE my BORING and REPETITIVE pillow BORING and
REPETITIVE was BORING and REPETITIVE gone...
<Snippety-Snip>
BORING and REPETITIVE
steve BORING and REPETITIVE
////////////////////*************\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Folks, BORING and REPETITIVE that BORING and REPETITIVE (ABOVE) BORING
and REPETITIVE is BORING and REPETITIVE what BORING and REPETITIVE a
BORING and REPETITIVE "PRO"
"COMEDY" BORING and REPETITIVE Googly-Google-Group
Is BORING and REPETITIVE All BORING and REPETITIVE About!! BORING and
REPETITIVE Making BORING and REPETITIVE with BORING and REPETITIVE the
ULTRA//MEGA-HACK-FUCK
"funny".....Sheesh. BORING and REPETITIVE What BORING and REPETITIVE a
fucking BORING and REPETITIVE ULTRA-HACK
HYPOCRITE BORING and REPETITIVE and BORING and REPETITIVE FRAUD,
GELDEDSTEIN, BORING and REPETITIVE TRULY
IS!!!! BORING and REPETITIVE (BLOODY!!)
TRULY!! BORING and REPETITIVE Ernie
HACK-FUCK BORING and REPETITIVE
Bombeck!!
He's BORING and REPETITIVE Ernie
HACK-FUCK
Bombeck--:
PERSONIFIED!!
Chafey admits to lying about having a radio show or a girlfriend;
confesses to having never recived compliments for his Internet posts,
and apologizes for his false claims of having posted his audio files to
the Internet.
He also confesses wholeheartedly, and of his own free will with his
post, to be a virgin and "not so good with the ladies."
As sworn before me, Steve Gelder, the Official Keeper of the FAQ for
alt.comedy.standup, and the only individual posting here with any
verifiable proof of either authority or existance, this, the 28th day
of February, 2006. (http://members.aol.com/comedyfaq/faq.html)
As countersigned and officiated by the Honorary Secretary of State for
the Great State of North Carolina, Steve Gelder.
(http://www.stevegelder.com/resume.html)
So duly noted and verified, this official Internet proviso, to be
posted and linked to in perpetuity by any and all interested parties,
confirms that the unsuccessful Internet character created by David
Averbach, "Chafey "Bloody!" Brassierre, admits to numerous, constant,
on-going lies, forever and ever, Amen.
CC
BCC
SWAK
But, if you're into American Country Music,
you should look-up Tom T. Hall and
the C.D. 'In Search of a Song'
and, especially, the tune,
'Tulsa Telephone Book'.
That's one of my favorite
all-time country songs.
It's clever and catchy
and BEYOND most
country tunes
in terms of its
eclectic coolness.
It's very hip. It
has that HIP
and COOL
factor.
Now, that you quoted from his lame ass
post of LIES and his piss-poor
attempts at some bare
resemblance of
below-average
humour, and,
you, even,
quoted
his website
address--: MAYBE,
NOW, Bozo, he'll
put you in one of
his goober film shorts.
(If he ever needs an
ultra-hack Clown to
help him gather-up
some more stolen
jokes and puns
and chain-letter
types of ultra-hack
"Nazi-O's" crappity
CRAP off of
the internet, etc.),
(Like, you and
he, are,
BOTH,
known
for
doing)....!!
Pa-the-tic!!
Truly.
(BLOODY!!)
Truly!!
And, Kenny, he, IS, still alive. He's around 69
years old, now, though. And, mostly, out of
the music game. But, he does live in,
Nashville, still.