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piggyj...@gmail.com

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Aug 21, 2014, 4:01:15 PM8/21/14
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Klap Trap
--------

Oops ama has'sum spee'n poo poo imi didee;
oops ama has'sum stinki phew.

Klap trap. Klap trap. Klap trap Haddock and docks
the cold unspeaking stars walk shoddy-sleeved
And you watched me as a deep blue slug,
Phew phoohey! Pew pheweewôoey ding dong sore.

Oops ama has'sum spee'n poo poo imi didee;
oops ama has'sum stinki phew.



PJR, 2014-08-21
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Michael Pendragon

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Aug 22, 2014, 9:55:25 AM8/22/14
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On Friday, August 22, 2014 9:44:09 AM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Thu, 21 Aug 2014 13:01:15 -0700 (PDT),
>
> Creepy Mike wrote:
>
> > Klap Trap
> Well, Creepster, it's certainly a lot better than "CAERLEON" or "Into the Night". Perhaps you've learned a little during your time here.
>

Sigh. Sadly, my attempts at faux archaism in "Caerleon" will never achieve the brilliance of "enthirst thine enemies with salt". But I shan't despair. One day, perhaps, I shall bestow upon Posterity some noble claptrap worthy of your own.

Will Dockery

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Aug 22, 2014, 9:57:08 AM8/22/14
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On Friday, August 22, 2014 9:44:09 AM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Thu, 21 Aug 2014 13:01:15 -0700 (PDT)
> Well, Creepster, it's certainly a lot better than "CAERLEON" or "Into
> the Night". Perhaps you've learned a little during your time here.

And the rare case where the satire is better than the original!
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Michael Pendragon

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Aug 22, 2014, 10:19:29 AM8/22/14
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On Friday, August 22, 2014 10:07:43 AM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 22 Aug 2014 06:55:25 -0700 (PDT),
>
> Michael Pendragon wrote:

> > On Friday, August 22, 2014 9:44:09 AM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
>
> >> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Thu, 21 Aug 2014 13:01:15 -0700 (PDT),
>
> >> Creepy Mike wrote:

> >> > Klap Trap

> <snip>

> I didn't say it was good enough to deserve revising.
>
> Your next step is to read with close attention a thousand poems written and published within the past 100 years. After that, come back with a draft and we'll see if it deserves revising.
>

Right ...

Here's an excerpt from one of the modern masters:

"... dark
snotty
grosssubhuman
wheezings
from hell
itself.
your mind
almost breaks
under those
death-like
sounds
and the
intermingling
odors:
hard
unwashed socks
pissed and
shitted
underwear
and over it all
slowly circulating
air ..."

Yeah. I wanna write like that.
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Michael Pendragon

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Aug 22, 2014, 11:47:20 AM8/22/14
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On Friday, August 22, 2014 10:46:11 AM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 22 Aug 2014 07:19:29 -0700 (PDT),
>
> Michael Pendragon wrote:

> > On Friday, August 22, 2014 10:07:43 AM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
>
> >> Your next step is to read with close attention a thousand poems written and published within the past 100 years. After that, come back with a draft and we'll see if it deserves revising.
>
> > Right ...

> > Here's an excerpt from one of the modern masters:
>
<crapsnip>

> > Yeah. I wanna write like that.

> The chances of finding anybody among the AAPC regulars who admires Bukowski are pretty slim.
>

> For some poets suggested by AAPC regulars, try this list:
>

<spamsnip>

> I don't agree with all the suggestions. For example, Margaret Atwood, Leonard Cohen, Billy Collins, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Allen Ginsberg,
Jack Kerouac and Pablo Neruda wouldn't be on my personal list of authors worth reading.
>

Nor mine. (See new thread for shortlist)

> On the other hand, the names I recommended when
the list was made include William Empson,
>

Not bad, but tends to get a little singsong.

>
Geoffrey Hill
>

Typical of the thought-fragment school. Extended haiku. Snore.


> and Randall
> Jarrell, all of whom would be rather difficult for a simple-minded
beginner like you to profit from.
>

Drug trippy pseudo-poetic prose.

> If I were you, I'd start with this little anthology, or something similar:
>
> <http://www.amazon.com/Imagist-Poetry-Penguin-Modern-Classics/dp/0141185708>
>

Been there. Done that.

To return the favor, I suggest you get ahold of a copy of "Songs of Innocence & Experience" or "Penny Dreadful: Tales & Poems of Fantastic Terror" -- both edited by M.M. Pendragon.
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Michael Pendragon

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Aug 22, 2014, 1:25:53 PM8/22/14
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On Friday, August 22, 2014 12:07:20 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 22 Aug 2014 08:47:20 -0700 (PDT),
>
> Michael Pendragon wrote:

> > To return the favor, I suggest you get ahold of a copy of "Songs of Innocence & Experience" or "Penny Dreadful: Tales & Poems of Fantastic Terror" -- both edited by M.M. Pendragon.
>
> I already have /The Stuffed Owl/. It provides a sufficient number of examples of your genre - few, if any, of which are as bad as your own efforts.
>

An abomination. A couple of fucktards ignorantly laughing at their betters.

Will Dockery

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Aug 22, 2014, 1:40:18 PM8/22/14
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On Friday, August 22, 2014 10:46:11 AM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
>
> The chances of finding anybody among the AAPC regulars who admires
> Bukowski are pretty slim.

Damn!

That reminds me that I never got around to using the Dale Houstman quote about "Will Dockery is better than Bukowski..."

Looks like he deleted it, since about the closest I can find is us discussing the quote:

http://us.arts.poetry.narkive.com/hlLWd5S8/a-t-t-e-n-t-i-o-n-a-l-l-u-n-i-t-s.3

Funny, in a thread on "Is Leonard Cohen still good?" a lady named Diane writes that she prefers my work to Leonard Cohen!

Amazing... the poem/song discussed below is "Chattahoochee Sunset / Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars" - http://www.reverbnation.com/open_graph/song/11459910

============[Begin_Quoted_Text]============================

https://groups.google.com/d/msg/rec.music.dylan/wmE2YFTIS00/AdNf3Wm5gJkJ

"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:3f5f4ca5-c009-4cfa...@googlegroups.com...
> On Wednesday, August 20, 2014 11:42:15 AM UTC-4, The Race Nazi wrote:
>> On Wednesday, August 20, 2014 10:44:45 AM UTC-4, really real wrote:
>>
>> This thread title is an oxymoron. Not only is Cohen not good, he NEVER
>> has been good.
>
> That's absurd.
-------------
I'd rather listen to *you* than him. (Just listened to "Chattahoochie
Sunset" in its entirety. NO CONTEST. Only able to tolerate 1 minute of the
Cohen song.)

DianeE

and

https://groups.google.com/d/msg/rec.music.dylan/wmE2YFTIS00/toMqYjov1isJ

"DianeE" <Tired...@SorryFolks.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:3f5f4ca5-c009-4cfa...@googlegroups.com...
>> On Wednesday, August 20, 2014 11:42:15 AM UTC-4, The Race Nazi wrote:
>>> On Wednesday, August 20, 2014 10:44:45 AM UTC-4, really real wrote:
>>>
>>> This thread title is an oxymoron. Not only is Cohen not good, he NEVER
>>> has been good.
>>
>> That's absurd.
> -------------
> I'd rather listen to *you* than him. (Just listened to "Chattahoochie
> Sunset" in its entirety. NO CONTEST. Only able to tolerate 1 minute of
> the Cohen song.)
>
-----------------
Listened to "Chattahoochie Sunset" a second time. That's 8 minutes of you
vs. 1 minute of Cohen, and I could probably listen to your song several more
times, in fact it's kind of growing on me.

Leonard Cohen is one of those love-him-or-hate-him artists, and I'm firmly
in the latter camp; his singing makes my skin crawl.

DianeE

=============[End_Quoted_Text]================================

While I can't really claim that I actually /am/ "better" than Leonard Cohen or Charles Bukowski, it is flattering and cool to know that my poetry has reached folks like Dale and Diane.

--
"Chattahoochee Sunset / Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars" - http://www.reverbnation.com/open_graph/song/11459910

Will Dockery

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Aug 22, 2014, 2:55:20 PM8/22/14
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Peter J Ross wrote:
>
> Your next step is to read with close attention a thousand poems
> written and published within the past 100 years. After that, come back
> with a draft and we'll see if it deserves revising.

As if someone who writes garbage such as:

https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/HpaGWdue1VU/6TR2sDf8YMYJ

Trak Rak
--------

Ops ara h'op spoi pheu pheu kottoin;
ops ara h'op spoi pheu.

Trak rak. Trak rak. Trak rak and a purple bird

Is in any position to judge another man's poetry... heh.

George Dance

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Aug 22, 2014, 10:32:16 PM8/22/14
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Won't you feel foolish, when Piggy replies that Alicia Stallings (or maybe Sir Geoffrey Hill, this time) told him it was the Best. Poem. Ever.
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Will Dockery

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Aug 23, 2014, 8:58:26 AM8/23/14
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Hieronymous707 wrote:
> The neat thing about trust is that it's completely voluntary. You
> don't have to believe what anybody says about anything, ever.
> The funny thing about feeling foolish is that once you get past
> the initial sense of embarrassment, it really feels kind of good.

Tell it, Brother Corey, tell it... as our newly departed friend Reverend Randy Thorn might say, life ain't worth living if it doesn't feel good.



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Will Dockery

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Aug 23, 2014, 10:35:02 AM8/23/14
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Hieronymous707 wrote:
> Speaking of rings, today's wedding is at a
> scenic old horse farm turned winery beside
> a river very near to where I live, so if nothing
> else, at least it's exceptionally convenient.

Is this the one where you perform the ceremony in drag for the naked lesbians?

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Will Dockery

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Aug 23, 2014, 11:09:09 AM8/23/14
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Hieronymous707 wrote:
> That one only happens in your warped imagination.

Yeah we call it originality. I may write a song about it.

Names changed, of course.



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Will Dockery

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Aug 23, 2014, 11:25:20 AM8/23/14
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Hieronymous707 wrote:
> Exactly. It was my original story that prompted you to come
> up with that bullshit ripoff, not that you care about that stuff.

Okay... so now you claim it.

Best of luck with it, Reverend Klinger.



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gen...@hotmail.com

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Aug 23, 2014, 12:23:50 PM8/23/14
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On 23-Aug-2014, willie douchebag wrote:

> as our newly departed friend Reverend Randy Thorn might say, life ain't
> worth living if it doesn't feel good.


Maybe that's why he died so young.

Will you be following suit?

Or will you be dragging his corpse across usenet in a transparent ploy to
draw attention to your sorry self?

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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Aug 23, 2014, 12:32:20 PM8/23/14
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gen...@hotmail.com wrote in
news:53f8c036$0$46024$c3e8da3$88b2...@news.astraweb.com:
He wanted a memorial senryu. He has to die first for that to happen.

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"....your harassment will probably endure until I get around to punishing
you into a legal and economic pulp, hence, I have no need to rush the
legal actions." - Ed explains why it's still February of 2002.

Will Dockery

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Aug 23, 2014, 12:37:12 PM8/23/14
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<generic> wrote in message
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> On 23-Aug-2014, willie <gen's childish name calling snipped>
>
>> as our newly departed friend Reverend Randy Thorn might say, life ain't
>> worth living if it doesn't feel good.
>
> Maybe that's why he died so young.
>
> Will you be following suit?

No, I don't plan on following him any time soon... feel free to go have a
look and let us know what you think, if you'd like!

> Or will you be dragging his corpse across usenet

No, the last time I saw that was when PJR and his ilk did that to Chuck a
few months ago, though.

And so it goes.

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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Aug 23, 2014, 1:54:34 PM8/23/14
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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in
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You seem to forget your own whinings about an ex-wife. What a shocker.

> And so it goes.

Wipe yourself afterwards. Just to say you did it once...

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"When the students and newsgroups and world is ready, the master
appears"
- Edmond Wollmann, trying ever so hard to be modest.

Will Dockery

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Aug 23, 2014, 2:53:15 PM8/23/14
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>
> You seem to forget your own whinings about an ex-wife.

You're right, as far as I can remember I've never "whined" about anything on Usenet.

--
Twilight Girl / Dockery & Conley
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery/song/17680972-twilight-girl-w-dockery--h-conley

gen...@hotmail.com

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On 23-Aug-2014, willie douchebag wrote:

> You're right, as far as I can remember I've never "whined" about anything
> on Usenet.


So, you're now saying that you can't remember any of your posts?

karma bombs wwwwahh for 12 years

wwwaaaahhhh

Will Dockery

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On Saturday, August 23, 2014 5:49:04 PM UTC-4, gen...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> karma bombs wwwwahh for 12 years
>
> wwwaaaahhhh

Not at all. I only post about "Karma Bombs" these days to correct lies and set the record straight.

Here's the "Karma Bombs" story for those newcomers who don't know about it:

http://us.arts.poetry.narkive.com/4mMDwEqM/karma-bombs-will-dockery

Will Dockery

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Aug 24, 2014, 12:24:41 AM8/24/14
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gen...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> So, you're now saying that you can't remember any of your posts?

Not at all, in fact I can remember my posts well enough to correct folks like you when you come along and try to misrepresent me.

See how that works?

--
Shadowville All-Stars Live at Rotary Park at the 6th Annual AIDS 5k Riverwalk Event Run. With special musical guests Angeleyes & Mike Matthews.
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

Will Dockery

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Nov 17, 2017, 5:12:18 PM11/17/17
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On Friday, August 22, 2014 at 11:47:20 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Friday, August 22, 2014 10:46:11 AM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> > In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 22 Aug 2014 07:19:29 -0700 (PDT),
> >
> > Michael Pendragon wrote:
>
> > > On Friday, August 22, 2014 10:07:43 AM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> >
> > >> Your next step is to read with close attention a thousand poems written and published within the past 100 years. After that, come back with a draft and we'll see if it deserves revising.
> >
> > > Right ...
>
> > > Here's an excerpt from one of the modern masters:
> >
> <crapsnip>
>
> > > Yeah. I wanna write like that.
>
> > The chances of finding anybody among the AAPC regulars who admires Bukowski are pretty slim.
> >
>
> > For some poets suggested by AAPC regulars, try this list:
> >
>
> <spamsnip>
>
> > I don't agree with all the suggestions. For example, Margaret Atwood, Leonard Cohen, Billy Collins, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Allen Ginsberg,
> Jack Kerouac and Pablo Neruda wouldn't be on my personal list of authors worth reading.
> >
>
> Nor mine. (See new thread for shortlist)

Okay, here you count Billy Collins out... before or after reading any of his poetry, Coco?

Coco DeSockmonkey

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Nov 18, 2017, 5:49:17 PM11/18/17
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On Friday, November 17, 2017 at 5:12:18 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Friday, August 22, 2014 at 11:47:20 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Friday, August 22, 2014 10:46:11 AM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> > > In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 22 Aug 2014 07:19:29 -0700 (PDT),
> > >
> > > Michael Pendragon wrote:
> >
> > > > On Friday, August 22, 2014 10:07:43 AM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
> > >
> > > >> Your next step is to read with close attention a thousand poems written and published within the past 100 years. After that, come back with a draft and we'll see if it deserves revising.
> > >
> > > > Right ...
> >
> > > > Here's an excerpt from one of the modern masters:
> > >
> > <crapsnip>
> >
> > > > Yeah. I wanna write like that.
> >
> > > The chances of finding anybody among the AAPC regulars who admires Bukowski are pretty slim.
> > >
> >
> > > For some poets suggested by AAPC regulars, try this list:
> > >
> >
> > <spamsnip>
> >
> > > I don't agree with all the suggestions. For example, Margaret Atwood, Leonard Cohen, Billy Collins, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Allen Ginsberg,
> > Jack Kerouac and Pablo Neruda wouldn't be on my personal list of authors worth reading.
> > >
> >
> > Nor mine. (See new thread for shortlist)
>
> Okay, here you count Billy Collins out... before or after reading any of his poetry, Coco?
>

Coco not write post.

Me

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Nov 18, 2017, 5:54:51 PM11/18/17
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I was right about this shit all along.

George Dunce

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Mar 11, 2023, 7:15:53 PM3/11/23
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On Saturday, November 18, 2017 at 5:54:51 PM UTC-5, Me wrote:
> I was right about this shit all along.

Three cheers for Piggy!

NancyGene

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Mar 11, 2023, 7:55:31 PM3/11/23
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Piggy roll in poo. Dunce have poo as friend.

Michael Pendragon

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Mar 11, 2023, 10:41:02 PM3/11/23
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I've always thought of Piggy John-John as being fastidiously clean. He models himself on the other PJR, after all.

That said, poo was Dunce's only friend when growing up in his father's box. When Little Boy George crapped the bed while being beaten, his father made him lie on the filthy sheets for the night. Little George would mush all the poop together and pretend it his silly old Poo Bear.

NancyGene

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Mar 12, 2023, 12:14:55 PM3/12/23
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On Sunday, March 12, 2023 at 3:41:02 AM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Saturday, March 11, 2023 at 7:55:31 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Sunday, March 12, 2023 at 12:15:53 AM UTC, George Dunce wrote:
> > > On Saturday, November 18, 2017 at 5:54:51 PM UTC-5, Me wrote:
> > > > I was right about this shit all along.
> > > Three cheers for Piggy!
> > Piggy roll in poo. Dunce have poo as friend.
> I've always thought of Piggy John-John as being fastidiously clean. He models himself on the other PJR, after all.
We don't know if either is clean. Certainly hairy.
>
> That said, poo was Dunce's only friend when growing up in his father's box. When Little Boy George crapped the bed while being beaten, his father made him lie on the filthy sheets for the night. Little George would mush all the poop together and pretend it his silly old Poo Bear.
Dried poo was his only toy. Remember Play-Doh? Little Boy George had Play-Poo and would squish it between his toes to make various shapes like a ball and a box. He didn't have much of an imagination.

Zod

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Mar 12, 2023, 3:35:25 PM3/12/23
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On Thursday, August 21, 2014 at 4:01:15 PM UTC-4, piggyj...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> Klap Trap
> --------
>
> Oops ama has'sum spee'n poo poo imi didee;
> oops ama has'sum stinki phew.
>
> Klap trap. Klap trap. Klap trap Haddock and docks
> the cold unspeaking stars walk shoddy-sleeved
> And you watched me as a deep blue slug,
> Phew phoohey! Pew pheweewôoey ding dong sore.
>
> Oops ama has'sum spee'n poo poo imi didee;
> oops ama has'sum stinki phew.
>
>
>
> PJR, 2014-08-21

Is this a Peter poem...?

Not a bad Beat style work.....

George Dance

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Apr 5, 2023, 10:40:35 AM4/5/23
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On Saturday, March 11, 2023 at 10:41:02 PM UTC-5, Michael Monkey aka "Michael Pendragon" wrote:
> On Saturday, March 11, 2023 at 7:55:31 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Sunday, March 12, 2023 at 12:15:53 AM UTC, Michael Monkey aka "George Dunce" wrote:
> > > On Saturday, November 18, 2017 at 5:54:51 PM UTC-5, Me wrote:
> > > > I was right about this shit all along.
> > > Three cheers for Piggy!
> > Piggy roll in poo. Dunce have poo as friend.
> I've always thought of Piggy John-John as being fastidiously clean. He models himself on the other PJR, after all.
>
> That said, poo was Dunce's only friend when growing up in his father's box. When Little Boy George crapped the bed while being beaten, his father made him lie on the filthy sheets for the night. Little George would mush all the poop together and pretend it his silly old Poo Bear.

Wow! Do you have back stories for all of your sock accounts, Michael?

George Dance

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Apr 5, 2023, 10:55:24 AM4/5/23
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On Sunday, March 12, 2023 at 3:35:25 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> On Thursday, August 21, 2014 at 4:01:15 PM UTC-4, piggyj...@gmail.com wrote:
> >
> > Klap Trap
> > --------

<krap snip>
> >
> > PJR, 2014-08-21
>
> Is this a Peter poem...?
>

No, it's a Michael Monkey parody of one. Here's the original:

rak Rak
--------

Ops ara h'op spoi pheu pheu kottoin;
ops ara h'op spoi pheu.

Trak rak. Trak rak. Trak rak and a purple bird
to peck the monumental dead of Marathon;
the Spartans came too late and so come she.
Pheu phettoi! Pheu pheidzômen long long gone.

Ops ara h'op spoi pheu pheu kottoin;
ops ara h'op spoi pheu.

PJR, 2011-12-19

Michael Pendragon

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Apr 5, 2023, 12:52:10 PM4/5/23
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Why, natch. A sock account is a fictional character, and just like any other fictional character, requires a backstory, a present story, and a definable personality.

W-Dockery

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George Dance wrote:

> On Sunday, March 12, 2023 at 3:35:25 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
>> On Thursday, August 21, 2014 at 4:01:15 PM UTC-4, piggyj...@gmail..com wrote:
>> >
>> > Klap Trap
>> > --------

> <krap snip>
>> >
>> > PJR, 2014-08-21
>>
>> Is this a Peter poem...?
>>

> No, it's a Michael Monkey parody of one. Here's the original:

> rak Rak
> --------

> Ops ara h'op spoi pheu pheu kottoin;
> ops ara h'op spoi pheu.

> Trak rak. Trak rak. Trak rak and a purple bird
> to peck the monumental dead of Marathon;
> the Spartans came too late and so come she.
> Pheu phettoi! Pheu pheidzômen long long gone.

> Ops ara h'op spoi pheu pheu kottoin;
> ops ara h'op spoi pheu.

> PJR, 2011-12-19

PJR is a most peculiar man.

🙂

George Dance

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On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 3:25:17 PM UTC-4, W-Dockery wrote:
> George Dance wrote:
>
> > On Sunday, March 12, 2023 at 3:35:25 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> >> On Thursday, August 21, 2014 at 4:01:15 PM UTC-4, piggyj...@gmail..com wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Klap Trap
> >> > --------
>
> > <krap snip>
> >> >
> >> > PJR, 2014-08-21
> >>
> >> Is this a Peter poem...?
> >>
>
> > No, it's a Michael Monkey parody of one. Here's the original:
>
> > Trak Rak
> > --------
>
> > Ops ara h'op spoi pheu pheu kottoin;
> > ops ara h'op spoi pheu.
>
> > Trak rak. Trak rak. Trak rak and a purple bird
> > to peck the monumental dead of Marathon;
> > the Spartans came too late and so come she.
> > Pheu phettoi! Pheu pheidzômen long long gone.
>
> > Ops ara h'op spoi pheu pheu kottoin;
> > ops ara h'op spoi pheu.
>
> > PJR, 2011-12-19
> PJR is a most peculiar man.
>
> 🙂


I suspect that it's more meaningful than it looks; that the words that look like pure gibberish are phonetic Greek, saying something though I have no idea what.


Zod

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Apr 5, 2023, 5:09:30 PM4/5/23
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Peter is a weirdo but a right good laugh... ha ha.

Michael Pendragon

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Apr 5, 2023, 7:18:12 PM4/5/23
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On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 4:54:14 PM UTC-4, George Dance wrote:
No one has any idea what -- which is why the poem is a piece of claptrap.

Will Dockery

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Apr 5, 2023, 7:25:06 PM4/5/23
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On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 4:54:14 PM UTC-4, George Dance wrote:
Makes me think of David Bowie's "Girl Loves Me":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDCk1X2S00A

Check out the lyrics here:

https://www.songfacts.com/lyrics/david-bowie/girl-loves-me

"Cheena so sound, so titty up this malchick, say
Party up mood, naddy vellocet round on Tuesday
Real bad dizzy snatch making all the homies mad, Thursday
Popo blind to the polly in the hole by Friday..."

Michael Pendragon

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Apr 6, 2023, 12:15:24 AM4/6/23
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Of course it does, because rock songs are your only point of cultural reference.

But Bowie's song isn't gibberish -- it's slang. The version you copy/pasted is incorrect: line two should read "Party up moodge, nanti vellocet round Tuesday" ("Party up man, no drugs round Tuesday"). "Moodge" and "vellocet" are literary slang, as they are part of the fictional language created by Anthony Burgess for "A Clockwork Orange."

Why are you such a dumbass, Donkey?

W.Dockery

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Apr 6, 2023, 1:00:13 AM4/6/23
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Michael Pendragon wrote:

> On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 7:25:06 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>> On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 4:54:14 PM UTC-4, George Dance wrote:
>> > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 3:25:17 PM UTC-4, W-Dockery wrote:
>> > > George Dance wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > On Sunday, March 12, 2023 at 3:35:25 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> Bowie's song isn't gibberish

I never said it was.

> -- it's slang. The version you copy/pasted is incorrect: line two should read "Party up moodge, nanti vellocet round Tuesday" ("Party up man, no drugs round Tuesday"). "Moodge" and "vellocet" are literary slang, as they are part of the fictional language created by Anthony Burgess for "A Clockwork Orange."

Of course I knew that since I've listened to and read about it since it was first released.

I was just comparing it with what PJR might have been trying.

Michael Pendragon

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Apr 6, 2023, 2:59:38 AM4/6/23
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The book came out when you were 4 years old. The film was released in America when you were 14. It was given an X rating, so I highly doubt you saw it.

Why do you lie so much, Donkey?

Will Dockery

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Apr 6, 2023, 2:28:46 PM4/6/23
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I saw A Clockwork Orange several times.

🙂

Michael Pendragon

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Apr 6, 2023, 5:25:34 PM4/6/23
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But *not,* as you claimed, when "it was first released."

IIRC, "moodge" does not appear in the film -- which explains why you mistook the word for "mood."

Zod

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Apr 6, 2023, 5:28:22 PM4/6/23
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Doc was talking about the David Bowie son, Penhead.... try and keep up... ha ha...

Michael Pendragon

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Apr 6, 2023, 6:25:39 PM4/6/23
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Donk obviously didn't recognize the slang terms, because Donk posted the *wrong* words for the lyrics.

Try to use your brain for change. Ha ha ha.

Will Dockery

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Apr 6, 2023, 7:25:02 PM4/6/23
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I was speaking of David Bowie's "Blackstar" album, which I bought soon after the release.

But I did catch A Clockwork Orange very early on, in the mid 1970s, and of course, read a lot about it during that time, so I've been very familiar with it for years.

Not to mention the Mad Magazine parody, which I owned.

:)

Michael Pendragon

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Apr 6, 2023, 7:46:51 PM4/6/23
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Regardless.

You failed to correctly include the Nadsat words in the lyric sample you posted. You obviously didn't recognize them, and therefore had no idea what the song was about.

Will Dockery

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Apr 6, 2023, 8:11:01 PM4/6/23
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Wrong, Pendragon.

The meaning of Bowie's song was discussed in depth when it was released, it's well known to be based on the slang of A Clockwork Orange.

I think we even discussed it here or on the Dylan group.

HTH and HAND.

Michael Pendragon

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Apr 7, 2023, 1:47:46 AM4/7/23
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And yet you failed to correctly reproduce the slang terms when you posted it.

If you are such an expert on the poem, how did you not recognize/understand any of the slang words it contained?

I'm surprised you haven't tried your usual gambit of blaming it on autocorrect.

George Dance

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Apr 7, 2023, 3:41:40 PM4/7/23
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And he probably copied and pasted the excerpt from the song from a lyrics site, which is why they weren't "authentic" Nadsat (or whatever Burgess called it). Not Will's fault, IOW; Michael just had to seize the opportunity to start playing Monkey vs Donkey again.

George Dance

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Apr 7, 2023, 3:47:38 PM4/7/23
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Someone who spoke Greek would know as soon as they read it whether it was "claptrap" or not. I don't speak Greek, so I really don't know. Neither do you, poseur.

General-Zod

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Apr 7, 2023, 4:55:13 PM4/7/23
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Michael Pendragon wrote:

> On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 8:11:01 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>> Wrong, Pendragon.
>>
>> The meaning of Bowie's song was discussed in depth when it was released, it's well known to be based on the slang of A Clockwork Orange.
>>
>> I think we even discussed it here or on the Dylan group.

> And yet you failed to correctly reproduce the slang terms

It terms were those used by David Bowie...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDCk1X2S00A

You seem confused, Penhead... ha ha.

Michael Pendragon

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Apr 7, 2023, 6:51:48 PM4/7/23
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Bullshit.

I *always* proof read and correct any set of lyrics I copy-paste.

So even if such were the case, then it is the Donkey's fault that he's such a lazy sloth.

However, even the most cursory perusal makes it clear that the lyrics were incorrect. Anyone who was familiar with would have caught it as quickly as I did. So that odds that Donkey had been too lazy to even skim the piece before copy-pasting it are nowhere near as high as his simply having been ignorant of the actual slang words the lyric employs.

Michael Pendragon

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Apr 7, 2023, 6:59:33 PM4/7/23
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Were that the case, the author should have provided the translation in a footnote.

However, even if it were phonetic Greek (which I highly doubt is the case), the poem remains a piece of claptrap -- as do the vast majority of PJ's works.

Will Dockery

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Apr 7, 2023, 7:19:13 PM4/7/23
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I just posted the first link to the lyrics I found, if they are incorrect, I can easily repost the correct lyrics.

HTH and HAND.

Will Dockery

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Apr 7, 2023, 7:19:55 PM4/7/23
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As usual.

🙂

Michael Pendragon

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Apr 8, 2023, 12:02:40 AM4/8/23
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So you're finally admitting that you don't read the stuff you post?

W-Dockery

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Apr 8, 2023, 12:40:14 AM4/8/23
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No, just telling what happened.

😀

George Dance

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Apr 21, 2023, 8:13:08 PM4/21/23
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Why the hell should he? "Were that the case," then the author would have added the Greek in deliberately, to screen out what he'd call "illiterates" -- people who can't speak Greek. Why should he cater to an "illiterate" like you?

> However, even if it were phonetic Greek (which I highly doubt is the case), the poem remains a piece of claptrap -- as do the vast majority of PJ's works.

Why would "Piggy John-John Ross" care if "Creepy Mike" says that? "Creepy Mike" would just be confessing his ignorance; and "Piggy John-John" would just laugh at him.

Will Dockery

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Apr 21, 2023, 8:50:19 PM4/21/23
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That definitely sounds like the PJR I know.

George Dance

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Apr 22, 2023, 11:33:53 AM4/22/23
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It's not just him -- he's an extreme example. There's a type of modern poetry (Frye calls it "academic" poetry) that tries to screen out the "mud people" (as jr sherman used to call them) and appeal to an elite class of readers. They do that by writing poetry of which the meaning is not plain to most people, but can only be understood by being "decoded" (to use Gwyneth's old term). T.S. Eliot is its most famous example. Until his death in 2016, Geoffrey Hill was its most prominent living example. Wallace Stevens is probably the best-known American poet writing in that style; WCW was probably its fiercest opponent.

Thanks to the prominence of Eliot (and after him of Auden), "academic" poetry became the standard, and it was most of what we were taught as modern poetry in uni in the early 1970s. It's what gave rise to the idea of "profound" poetry being unintelligible, an idea satirized by Rand in /The Fountainhead/. ("Toothbrush in the Jaw").





Will Dockery

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Apr 22, 2023, 1:57:29 PM4/22/23
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Yes, I like a nice puzzle poem, as well.

ME

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Apr 22, 2023, 3:27:11 PM4/22/23
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Wow dance.
Your rellu losing it. Are you having a hard time defending your team spirit?


ME

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Apr 22, 2023, 3:29:35 PM4/22/23
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> Your really losing it. Are you having a hard time defending your team spirit?

Will Dockery

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Apr 22, 2023, 3:38:52 PM4/22/23
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That should be "you're," ME.

Apostrophes matter.

🙂

Michael Pendragon

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Apr 22, 2023, 6:44:02 PM4/22/23
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He should provide notes because writing is a form of *communication.* If an author fails to communicate his ideas to his readers, he has failed.

(Not that I think for one minute that PJR was using phonetic Greek.)

> > However, even if it were phonetic Greek (which I highly doubt is the case), the poem remains a piece of claptrap -- as do the vast majority of PJ's works.
> Why would "Piggy John-John Ross" care if "Creepy Mike" says that? "Creepy Mike" would just be confessing his ignorance; and "Piggy John-John" would just laugh at him.

IMHO, PJR intentionally makes his poems obscure as both a defense mechanism and an attempt to present himself as being "in the know" -- in opposition to his readers who are left scratching their heads. In short, the are self-indulgent exercises in narcissism.

Michael Pendragon

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Apr 22, 2023, 6:48:09 PM4/22/23
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George lost it (his sanity) years ago... however, we agree as to Eliot and the Modernists' transforming poetry from a popular art form to an academic branch of study for the culturally elite. IIRC, PJR agreed as well.

W.Dockery

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Apr 22, 2023, 8:40:14 PM4/22/23
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>> > > > > > > Someone who spoke Greek would know as soon as they read it whether it was "claptrap" or not. I don't speak Greek, so I really don't know.. Neither do you, poseur.
>> > > > > > Were that the case, the author should have provided the translation in a footnote.
>> > > > > Why the hell should he? "Were that the case," then the author would have added the Greek in deliberately, to screen out what he'd call "illiterates" -- people who can't speak Greek. Why should he cater to an "illiterate" like you?
>> > > > > > However, even if it were phonetic Greek (which I highly doubt is the case), the poem remains a piece of claptrap -- as do the vast majority of PJ's works.
>> > > > > Why would "Piggy John-John Ross" care if "Creepy Mike" says that? "Creepy Mike" would just be confessing his ignorance; and "Piggy John-John" would just laugh at him.
>> > > > That definitely sounds like the PJR I know.
>> > > It's not just him -- he's an extreme example. There's a type of modern poetry (Frye calls it "academic" poetry) that tries to screen out the "mud people" (as jr sherman used to call them) and appeal to an elite class of readers. They do that by writing poetry of which the meaning is not plain to most people, but can only be understood by being "decoded" (to use Gwyneth's old term). T.S. Eliot is its most famous example. Until his death in 2016, Geoffrey Hill was its most prominent living example. Wallace Stevens is probably the best-known American poet writing in that style; WCW was probably its fiercest opponent.
>> > >
>> > > Thanks to the prominence of Eliot (and after him of Auden), "academic" poetry became the standard, and it was most of what we were taught as modern poetry in uni in the early 1970s. It's what gave rise to the idea of "profound" poetry being unintelligible, an idea satirized by Rand in /The Fountainhead/. ("Toothbrush in the Jaw").
>

> George lost it (his sanity)

Look who's talking, Michael Pendragon, the delusional fuckwit who thinks he's a better poet than T.S. Eliot, ee cummings and William Carlos Williams.

And so it goes.
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