Re: I've been healed
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Praise the Lord Andrew for coming to this group and i am now panic free
> i have no more anxiety.
> it"s amazing...amazing...i listen t gospel music and read the bible.
> Amen
> God Bless
GOD, Creator of heaven and earth, does bless, has blessed and will
continue to bless.
Indeed, you have been in my prayers.
May HE continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
depression, anxiety, or depression so that we can love our neighbors a
little more and LORD Jesus Christ a lot more, dear Mystic Angel whom I
love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
octopussy's garden
Andy B. Chunk wrote:
> GOD, Creator of heaven and earth, does bless, has blessed and will
> continue to bless.
>
> Indeed, you have been in my prayers.
You seem to be too stupid to be able to tell when someone's mocking
you, Quackie (re: the OP).
So much for your powers of "discernment"...
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Having a discerning heart is not a power just as having eyes is not a
power:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
Clearly, you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
Pastor Kutchie
> Convicted neighbor "Ace Berserker" wrote:
> > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > GOD, Creator of heaven and earth, does bless, has blessed and will
> > > continue to bless.
> > >
> > > Indeed, you have been in my prayers.
> >
> > You seem to be too stupid to be able to tell when someone's mocking
> > you, Quackie (re: the OP).
> >
> > So much for your powers of "discernment"...
>
> Having a discerning heart is not a power just as having eyes is not a
> power:
>
Well, since everybody has eyes, and if there is nothing physically
wrong with them or the visual receptors in the brain, we all see the
same thing, maybe it's YOUR 'discerning heart' that is malfunctioning.
That could be because you are a psychopath.
Cary Kittrell
> Convicted neighbor "Ace Berserker" wrote:
> > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > GOD, Creator of heaven and earth, does bless, has blessed and will
> > > continue to bless.
> > >
> > > Indeed, you have been in my prayers.
> >
> > You seem to be too stupid to be able to tell when someone's mocking
> > you, Quackie (re: the OP).
> >
> > So much for your powers of "discernment"...
>
> Having a discerning heart is not a power just as having eyes is not a
> power:
>
Would suggest you inform your doctor(s) about your excessive
literalism, as this can be a symptom of autism.
-- cary
Art Deco
>Convicted neighbor "Ace Berserker" wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>> > GOD, Creator of heaven and earth, does bless, has blessed and will
>> > continue to bless.
>> >
>> > Indeed, you have been in my prayers.
>>
>> You seem to be too stupid to be able to tell when someone's mocking
>> you, Quackie (re: the OP).
>>
>> So much for your powers of "discernment"...
>
>Having a discerning heart is not a power just as having eyes is not a
>power:
>
>[kooklink flushed]
>
>Clearly, you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
>
>http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
Your hate lits just keeps getting longer, Chunk. There is a clue here
for you, should you choose to let it dawn.
Kurt Gavin
"octopussy's garden" <redja...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1166746433.0...@48g2000cwx.googlegroups.com...
>
> Andy B. Chunk wrote:
>> GOD, Creator of heaven and earth, does bless, has blessed and will
>> continue to bless.
>>
>> Indeed, you have been in my prayers.
>
>
> You seem to be too stupid to be able to tell when someone's mocking
> you, Quackie (re: the OP).
NICE one, very nice.
Chunkers is desparate to believe in anything that supports his nonexistent
gods.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly:
> > Convicted neighbor "Ace Berserker" wrote:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
> > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > >
> > > > GOD, Creator of heaven and earth, does bless, has blessed and will
> > > > continue to bless.
> > > >
> > > > Indeed, you have been in my prayers.
> > >
> > > You seem to be too stupid to be able to tell when someone's mocking
> > > you, Quackie (re: the OP).
> > >
> > > So much for your powers of "discernment"...
> >
> > Having a discerning heart is not a power just as having eyes is not a
> > power:
>
> Would suggest you inform your doctor(s) about your excessive
> literalism, as this can be a symptom of autism.
Writing as a licensed and practicing physician, would suggest you
inform your doctor(s) about your delusion of grandeur (false belief
that you are a developmental psychologist).
If you are taking psychotropic medication(s), you will likely need to
have them either changed or adjusted.
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
depression, anxiety or panic so that we can love our neighbors a little
more and LORD Jesus Christ a lot more, dear neighbor Cary whom I love
Pastor Kutchie
Cyberstalking pervert Earthquack wrote:
> Convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
> >
> > Would suggest you inform your doctor(s) about your excessive
> > literalism, as this can be a symptom of autism.
>
> Writing as a licensed and practicing physician, would suggest you
> inform your doctor(s) about your delusion of grandeur (false belief
> that you are a developmental psychologist).
>
Physician, heal thyself!
Art Deco
He can't; he spends all his free time praying for the souls of fig
trees.
Chee Jiao
Andrew B. Chung wrote:
> Writing as a licensed and practicing physician, would suggest you
> inform your doctor(s) about your delusion of grandeur (false belief
> that you are a developmental psychologist).
Would suggest you consult a psychiatrist about your hallucination
causing you to believe that "writing" appears as text on Usenet.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>
> > Having a discerning heart is not a power
>
> > just as having eyes is not a power:
>
>
> listening is power.
Incorrect.
Listening to GOD, Creator of heaven and earth, is the way to receive
HIS power.
> she said "discerning" heart. (LISTEN.... listen.)
>
> a 'discerning heart' is powerful. listening, hearing, empathizing,
> opening your personal door to others' and leaving room to be surprised
> is powerful.
Incorrect.
Opening your personal door to LORD Jesus Christ is the way to receive
HIS love, which confers eternal life and not power.
> ...OR you may choose to abuse the power of a discerning heart as did
> soloman.
Solomon's power came from GOD as did his discerning heart:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
> 'sightful/insightful eyes' are powerful. they have the power to see or
> choose not to. they offer you the power to see "yourself" and
> others.
Again, power comes from GOD, Creator of heaven and earth and not from
self.
> ...OR you may choose to abuse the power of 'sightful eyes' as do those
> that won't see for themselves and steadfastly refuse to see others.
> more importantantly? to accept themselves and others as opposed to
> running to a 'discerning heart' when confronted with a mirror.
You either have a discerning heart or you don't. There is no running
to a discerning heart.
> from these things among others you may try... but as powerful as they
> are collectively and exclusively, you cannot hide.
In the Holy Spirit, there is no need to hide.
If you choose wisely to reverently fear GOD, Creator of heaven and
earth, HE will help you dread nothing (especially not the demons that
are currently haunting you) that is of this world:
http://MabletonGA.OurLittle.net/DreadNought
Simply witness how our LORD tortures the demons that are around you:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.anxiety-panic/msg/c2b8a114f4caaf83?
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/5ef782d45937fe9e?
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
depression, anxiety, or panic so that we can love our neighbors (not
demons) a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a lot more, dear Tanya whom
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
I KILLED YOUR GOD...IT WAS EASY!
"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lo...@thetruth.com> wrote in message
news:1166982358.4...@42g2000cwt.googlegroups.com...
SUCK THE COCK OF CHRIST!--Holy Spirit.
chung is an idiot demon from hell--Holy Spirit.
>
Chee Jiao
Andy Benhua Chung wrote:
> Clearly you remain convicted by the holy spirit:
Clearly you will be convicted by a federal judge in 2007
Art Deco
>Simply witness how our LORD tortures the demons that are around you:
Hypocrite and idiot -- please explain how I'm being "tortured."
Even though you read every one of my posts, you are still a big chicken
afraid to respond.
*BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK*
*BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK*
*BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK*
*BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK*
Pastor Kutchie
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
> ~tanya wrote:
> > a 'discerning heart' is powerful. listening, hearing, empathizing,
> > opening your personal door to others' and leaving room to be surprised
> > is powerful.
>
> Incorrect.
>
Case closed.
Kurt Gavin
"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <love3@thetruth
<snip garbage>
Exodus 21....
7
"When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not go free as male
slaves do.
8
3 But if her master, who had destined her for himself, dislikes her, he
shall let her be redeemed. He has no right to sell her to a foreigner, since
he has broken faith with her.
I KILLED YOUR GOD...IT WAS EASY!
"I KILLED YOUR GOD...IT WAS EASY!" <NUNI...@BIZZNISS.NET> wrote in message
news:3rqdnaEVVpW7RRPY...@giganews.com...
see where this is going yet ya moron?
of course you dont,your too stupid.
i will have fun pulling your strings ya stupid retard.
ANDREW CHUNG MUST SUCK THE COCK OF CHRIST!--HOLY SPIRIT.
PROVE ME WRONG CHUNKS.
i gotta go-my 4 grand kids are here.
>
Cary Kittrell
> Convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
> > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly:
> > > Convicted neighbor "Ace Berserker" wrote:
>
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
>
> > > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > GOD, Creator of heaven and earth, does bless, has blessed and will
> > > > > continue to bless.
> > > > >
> > > > > Indeed, you have been in my prayers.
> > > >
> > > > You seem to be too stupid to be able to tell when someone's mocking
> > > > you, Quackie (re: the OP).
> > > >
> > > > So much for your powers of "discernment"...
> > >
> > > Having a discerning heart is not a power just as having eyes is not a
> > > power:
> >
> > Would suggest you inform your doctor(s) about your excessive
> > literalism, as this can be a symptom of autism.
>
> Writing as a licensed and practicing physician, would suggest you
> inform your doctor(s) about your delusion of grandeur (false belief
> that you are a developmental psychologist).
Would suggest you inform your doctor(s) about your inability
to comprehend humor or irony, as this can be indicative of
Asperger's syndrome
If you are taking psychotropic medication(s), you will likely need to
have them either changed or adjusted.
-- cary
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> > Convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
> > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly:
> > > > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > GOD, Creator of heaven and earth, does bless, has blessed and will
> > > > > > continue to bless.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Indeed, you have been in my prayers.
> > > > >
> > > > > You seem to be too stupid to be able to tell when someone's mocking
> > > > > you, Quackie (re: the OP).
> > > > >
> > > > > So much for your powers of "discernment"...
> > > >
> > > > Having a discerning heart is not a power just as having eyes is not a
> > > > power:
> > >
> > > Would suggest you inform your doctor(s) about your excessive
> > > literalism, as this can be a symptom of autism.
> >
> > Writing as a licensed and practicing physician, would suggest you
> > inform your doctor(s) about your delusion of grandeur (false belief
> > that you are a developmental psychologist).
>
> Would suggest you inform your doctor(s) about your inability
> to comprehend humor or irony, as this can be indicative of
> Asperger's syndrome
>
> If you are taking psychotropic medication(s), you will likely need to
> have them either changed or adjusted.
Psychotropic medications are simply not used to treat Asperger's
syndrome.
Your lack of knowledge to support your delusion of grandeur that you
are a medical professional simply serves to further GOD's proof that HE
is compelling you to behave in such an embarrassing fashion.
GOD, Creator of heaven and earth, is indeed the Source of all knowledge
and wisdom.
Laus Deo ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Your embarrassing yourself like this is an adverse reaction to the
awesome power of prayer by the brethren of LORD Jesus Christ made to
our heavenly Father lifting up those like you who have been convicted
by the Holy Spirit:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
diabetes, depression, anxiety or panic so that we can love our
neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a whole lot more, dear
neighbor Cary whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
Meanwhile, HIS brethren have been blessed:
http://MabletonGA.OurLittle.net/DreadNought
... and continue to be blessed:
http://MabletonGA.OurLittle.net/Guarantee
(note: Only those who are blessed by GOD will have access to these and
other related OurLittle.net articles per a secure IP database. All
others will have to make charitable $30.00 donations to
TheWellnessFoundation.com first to gain access.)
Hatchetmama
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
>From your source:
"In treating mental illness in the patient with autism or Asperger
syndrome, it is important that the psychiatrist or other health
professional has knowledge of the individual with autism being
assessed."
Bottomline: Asperger syndrome is not a mental illness to be treated
with psychotropic medications. Instead, a person with Asperger syndrome
may have a mental illness where such medications may be needed.
Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
depression, anxiety, or panic so that we can love our neighbors a
little more and LORD Jesus Christ a lot more, dear neighbor whom I love
Hatchetmama
And I suppose you'll be telling us you're a specialist in this area,
also?
You're a neurobiologist, a neurologist, etc?
Why won't you just stick to your own field, dong saeng?
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
No.
> You're a neurobiologist, a neurologist, etc?
No.
> Why won't you just stick to your own field, dong saeng?
Because all that is required here is simply reading comprehension for
anyone to recognize that you continue to embarrass yourself.
Your behavior is an adverse reaction to the awesome power of
intercessory prayers by the brethren of LORD Jesus Christ made to our
heavenly Father lifting up those who have been convicted by the Holy
Spirit:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
diabetes, depression, anxiety, or panic so that we can love our
Cary Kittrell
Well, yeah, but can they cure him of being as humorless
as a toad?
-- cary
Hatchetmama
Thank you.
>
> > Why won't you just stick to your own field, dong saeng?
>
> Because all that is required here is simply reading comprehension for
> anyone to recognize that you continue to embarrass yourself.
Oh, but:
"Your lack of knowledge to support your delusion of grandeur that you
are a medical professional simply serves to further GOD's proof that HE
is compelling you to behave in such an embarrassing fashion. "
According to you it takes a medical professional.
Now it's simple reading comprehension?
Dong saeng, please stop.
It is not I that is behaving in an embarrassing fashion. Nor was it
Cary Kittrell.
>
> Your behavior is an adverse reaction to the awesome power of
> intercessory prayers by the brethren of LORD Jesus Christ made to our
> heavenly Father lifting up those who have been convicted by the Holy
> Spirit:
I have not been convicted by the Holy Spirit. I have been convicted by
Andrew Chung.
There is a difference. I pray he learns that.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> > anyone to recognize that you continue to embarrass yourself.
**emphasis** added.
> Oh, but:
>
> "Your lack of knowledge to support your delusion of grandeur that you
> are a medical professional simply serves to further GOD's proof that HE
> is compelling you to behave in such an embarrassing fashion. "
>
> According to you it takes a medical professional.
Indeed, that is how GOD has shaped me.
> Now it's simple reading comprehension?
See **emphasis** above.
Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water so that we
Hatchetmama
Apparently not.
>
>
> -- cary
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Laughter here while souls are dying is not appropriate.
It remains my choice to refrain from laughing until after my LORD
creates a new heaven, new earth, and a new Jerusalem.
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
diabetes, depression, anxiety or panic so that we can love our
neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a lot more, dear neighbor
Cary Kittrell
And since souls have been dying ever since Adam and Even
and that unfortunate little menage a trois involving the snake
and the shrubbery, then laughter has never, never, ever been
appropriate.
>
> It remains my choice to refrain from laughing until after my LORD
> creates a new heaven, new earth, and a new Jerusalem.
I can easily believe that.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Not in the manner they are dying and have died after unwisely choosing
to blaspheme the Holy Spirit:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/55b9f72abe5705dc?
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
diabetes, depression, anxiety or panic so that we can love our
neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a whole lot more, dear
Cary Kittrell
Oh? And how do you come to this odd conclusion, seeing as how Jesus
discussed exactly this phenomenon over 2000 years ago?
-- cary
Art Deco
Another cowardly snip-n-run, Chung. Afraid of the truth?
Here let me help:
From: "Hatchetmama" <hatch...@imabadlittlegirl.com>
Message-ID: <1167846812....@h40g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
:Dong saeng, please stop.
:It is not I that is behaving in an embarrassing fashion. Nor was it
:Cary Kittrell.
:
:>
:> Your behavior is an adverse reaction to the awesome power of
:> intercessory prayers by the brethren of LORD Jesus Christ made to our
:> heavenly Father lifting up those who have been convicted by the Holy
:> Spirit:
:
:I have not been convicted by the Holy Spirit. I have been convicted by
Art Deco
>> > > Well, yeah, but can they cure him of being as humorless
>> > > as a toad?
>> >
>> > Laughter here while souls are dying is not appropriate.
>>
>> And since souls have been dying ever since Adam and Even
>
>Not in the manner they are dying and have died after unwisely choosing
>to blaspheme the Holy Spirit:
You posturing buffoon -- I am not a "demon", I am human, just as you.
Nor am I in "flames", and I exercise my free will every time I choose
to point out your hypocrisy, distortions, un-Christian behavior, and
cowardice. And spamming the same Google links to your own buffoonery
over and over and over and over again proves nothing.
The Secretary of HomIntern
> "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" writes:
>> Convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
Hey, here's a kl00 for *Mr.* Chung: "Life is too important to be taken
seriously." -- (guess the source)
--
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to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"
...with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.
Cary Kittrell
Well...Porkypine said to Albert Alligator "Don't take life so
seriously, son, it ain't nohow permanent", but I'm guessing
you had something other than Pogo in mind?
-- cary
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
screamed:
If I'm remembering correctly, it was Samuel Clemens.
--
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"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing
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No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
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"What are marijuana tablets?"
I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.7...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926...@pharae.org>
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr