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... and you quote / repost it in its entirety ... fucking brilliant/
He thinks the poster reads this shit...
he's cross posting from rec.skating----Write it off to the arrogance
or as I prefer ignorance of youth.
Typical pumped up pip squeak, thinks he don't need to quote because
the world hangs on his every word and must
be concerned about his issues....Don't mention skydiving to him, Jerry
K fills up our young dummy quota. ;-)
"Young dummy," especially coming from a provenly stupid and ignorant
waste of space such as yourself than the demonstrated and ~proven~
liar - lying about jump numbers, license number, formation sizes, and
years in sport, no less - that you are, junior, works just fine - and
lordy, lordy, back you are again keening my name for a little more of
that abuse you are so addicted to ----------> this is the point where
Jinnie points out that by gargling shit he has demonstrated an
"ability" in that someone has reminded him there's turds all over his
face...again. And don't mention "booties" to Jinnie - they remind him
of all those skydivers who regularly flew circles around his flailing
dumb ass and later just shook their heads as they listened to his lame
excuses on the ground - it tends to make him cry.
...bsrp
...jlk
don't mention "booties" to Jinnie - they remind him
> of all those skydivers who regularly flew circles around his flailing
> dumb ass and later just shook their heads as they listened to his lame
> excuses on the ground - it tends to make him cry.
>
> ...bsrp
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Happy Easter you little bootee fairy...why not take up the skate
board, I think your dumb little twin over there would be simpatico
The Easter bunny 0~;-*
An insult to Easter Bunnies everwhere- you mean the Easter fairy, don't you
???
No candy for you kid. ;)Pfffft
Heh - and no resurrection for you, skygod Jinnie.
...bsrp
...jlk
I got a woody, does that count? Oh resurrection........Never Mind. 0~;)
P
boot ties? ties is pronounced Tye's thats what makes me cry, its
bootee's you young dumb ass-->tee's, you trying to sound English or
something? You can't only not spell or write but you can't talk proper
Texan either.
Jinnie is so bereft of anything worthwhile (or truthfull) to offer he
has (again) lowered himself to that which he has jumped others for
when they questioned his spelling affectations. To wit: he's getting
all anal (again) about spelling on the usenet. But, what's more
pathetic is his ~own~ spelling of the word: booties, a word which he
is presently crying over, that booties should be spelled some certain
way is the present straw he's flailing for. Let's take a look at that
mean o'l record which seems to have a habit of regularly and quite
unfailingly illustrating the little twerp's predilection for stepping
in his own watery crap:
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.skydiving/msg/7f31357bffcdba89
"...your booties."
* * *
And another:
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.skydiving/msg/0dea244924152a24
"...wearing booties..."
* * *
and one more for sport:
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.skydiving/msg/de98e00e5c614d41
"...bootie boy."
* * *
And then there's the jumpsuit manufacturers - let's take a look at
Body Sport - the outfit that custom built Jinnie's little ego suit -
the one in blue and yellow pastels with the daring across the shoulder
slash of color crossing from one shoulder down to the opposite arm:
http://www.bodysportusa.com/compprc.htm
"Leg Options
Booties (Leather sole and toe)"
(they also offer butt pads and especially for the Jinnie market, ~knee
pads~ LOL!)
* * *
Which begs the question, why would Jinnie have a jumpsuit custom built
by a manufacturer that spells like "it's trying to sound English?"
Now, aside from Jinnie himself perhaps "trying to sound English" and
posing that he, an immigrant to Texas, is somehow the arbiter on what
"proper Texan" is - nevermind the reality that the scope of Texas
dialects are more than numerous, the moron's now quite simply
presenting just an example of if one person spells something one way
and Jinnie has spelled it the same way, Jinnie's obvious obliviousness
to how completely without compass (both moral and mental) he is to
castigate someone else for spelling a word the way he has spelled it
(and the same way the jumpsuit manufacterer that built his custom ego
suit spelled it). And, of course, what a giant hypocrite the twerpy
little lowtiming blowhard is, as well. Yo, dumbass - how is it that
you call others anal or whatever when they've jumped your dumb ass for
all your spelling affectations while at the same time prostrate your
own stupid self down so low to get all anal about someone else's
spelling? Oh, right -------> you're a fat, dumb hypocrite -
oblivious to your own stupidities, and a boot face moron. The record
don't lie - unlike you. Pathetic.
...bsrp
...jlk
The truth is you are ignorant, your prose is poor, Get lost and let me
say what I want....it will go easier on the USPA
and any readers......OH I forgot, you are too self centered &
Ignorant. All you are into is ripping off the sport and mooching off
your momma. ;-*
>On Apr 12, 1:59 pm, Jerry K. <sky...@pdq.net> wrote:
>> On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:57:04 -0700 (PDT), the unknown flailer
>>
>> <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:
>> >On Apr 9, 10:37 pm, Jerry K. <sky...@pdq.net> wrote:
>> >don't mention "booties" to Jinnie - it makes him cry.
>>
>> >> ...bsrp
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>>
>> >boot ties? ties is pronounced Tye's thats what makes me cry, its
>> >bootee's you young dumb ass-->tee's, you trying to sound English or
>> >something? You can't only not spell or write but you can't talk proper
>> >Texan either.
>>
>> Jinnie is so bereft of anything worthwhile (or truthfull) to offer
>> ...bsrp
>> ...jlk
>
>
>The truth is you are ignorant, your prose is poor, Get lost and let me
>say what I want.
What, like you can't "say what (you) want" with me not "lost?" You
are so fucking owned. The truth is you are ignorant as you often
demonstrate your ignorance regularly - and that ain't name calling - I
can cite example after example using your own words, ignoramus, and if
you got a problem with the "prose," take it on over to a "prose"
usenet group where your hemmoroids will have like-minded company.
>...it will go easier on the USPA
>and any readers.
"Any readers?" Comes down to a bare few and I have no doubt that they
are all, few that they are, quite capable of either griding through
any "prose" which they might find not "easier" than other "prose" or
simply ingore any that they do, and not worry about it -----> unlike
you. You forget, the idea is to make this shit so tedious to read
that very vew or none one read it, and as your ego holds an iron sway
over you and you cannot help but become mired in it, so that much
fewer and someday none will be the grand sum of "any readers."
Couldn't kick your dumb ass to oblivion without your help, moron.
>.....OH I forgot, you are too self centered &
>Ignorant.
You're projecting again, junior, and you "forgot" that you already
leveled the "ignorant" non-sequitur but saying something's so, don't
make it so - bigtime, coming from your lameass crap of an act.
>All you are into is ripping off the sport and mooching off
>your momma.
And "all you are into" is pathetically trolling an electronic
newsgroup geared towards skydiving having made less than three
skydives in the past 13 years, as well as posing and lying that you
are or were what you are not and never were. As for "ripping off the
sport and mooching off your momma," cut the crap liar-boy. All you
got is just invective guesswork. That I might be able to fly a
camera, and you don't know for sure, equates to "All (I am) into is
ripping off the sport," denies the reality that just because someone
might be able to fly a camera, that is not all that they can be
"into," and the "mooching" angle, just like your earlier crap
regarding my supposedly not paying taxes or some such - just throwing
shit out because you think it sounds good or might "rile," - your
typical ad hominem based solely upon nothing but your own puerile and
stupid imagination - like, if only such things were true then all the
hard and undeniable points illustrating you for the abject posing
loser and liar that you are would somehow disappear and go away
because the person throwing your crap straight back into your drooling
rictus is you imagine doing some politically incorrect this or that.
And even if it were true, which it isn't, it wouldn't change in the
slightest how lit up and framed against the sky is the reality that
you are a proven poser, liar, and all around ignoramus. So, blow it
out your ass, loser. You're just ill-equipped, is all.
...bsrp
...jlk
Yes you are rather windy and tend to be tedious, self centered &
Ignorant you lack humor and a classical education. It all ties
together
making reading your complaints t e d i o u s
> >All you are into is ripping off the sport and mooching off
> >your momma.
>
> And "all you are into" is pathetically trolling an electronic
> newsgroup geared towards skydiving having made less than three
> skydives in the past 13 years, as well as posing and lying that you
> are or were what you are not and never were. As for "ripping off the
> sport and mooching off your momma," cut the crap liar-boy. All you
> got is just invective guesswork.
I give you this ancient quote:
"If it talks like a duck and walks like a duck, it must be a duck."
Another dead give away is you have failed to broaden your pro folio
with any teaching credentials, you are just another dead beat
cameraman
Third....You have never been invited to serve as staff at any known DZ
in the GU, this speaks volumes on what
the DZ professionals and their DZO's think of you------->After over a
decade in the sport you can't make the grade.
It doesn't take a PHD to tell what you are ya little chiseling bum
<shameless snip>
> And "all you are into" is pathetically trolling an electronic
> newsgroup geared towards skydiving
If this froup is still supposed to be geared toward skydiving, then
it's needed a rebuilt fucking transmission for a very long time.
--
YOP...
> <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:
> >All you are into is ripping off the sport and mooching off
> >your momma.
>
As for "ripping off the
> sport and mooching off your momma," cut the crap liar-boy. All you
> got is just invective guesswork. That I might be able to fly a
> camera, and you don't know for sure, equates to "All (I am) into is
> ripping off the sport," denies the reality that just because someone
> might be able to fly a camera, that is not all that they can be
> "into," and the "mooching" angle, just like your earlier crap
> regarding my supposedly not paying taxes or some such - just throwing
> shit out because you think it sounds good or might "rile,"
> ...bsrp
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Uh I didn't bring you cheating on your tax's up this year by not
reporting all earnings from skydiving, you did.
I have to wonder why.....Oh the reporting deadline is only 3 days
away, now I see------You have several months
of sweating after the deadline to see if the hammer drops, if you are
not chosen for a random audit well hell
you screwed the good Ole USA one more time and got away with
it.....Get the wrong IRS agent and that what the
market will bare bragging you did several years ago well cost you far
more than paying for your own jumps 10 times
over heh heh Sweat booty boy sweat blood, you will not be well liked
around the DZ's either for bringing the various cheating schemes to
the attention of the Government---->A lotta people have been flying
under the radar a lot of years.
just getting by on only their skydiving earnings and maybe delivering
pizza on the side. Roll on them and there will be no place to run or
hide in the sport. Payback is a motherfucker kid, I can see you
standing along the runway watching a load leave because no one will
supplement the cost of your fuck your buddy habits & a "hobby" of
skydiving 0~;>
>On Apr 12, 9:02 pm, Jerry K. <sky...@pdq.net> wrote:
>> On Sun, 12 Apr 2009 18:29:00 -0700 (PDT), the unknown flailer
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:
>> >On Apr 12, 1:59 pm, Jerry K. <sky...@pdq.net> wrote:
>> >> On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:57:04 -0700 (PDT), the unknown flailer
>>
>> >> <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:
>> >> >On Apr 9, 10:37 pm, Jerry K. <sky...@pdq.net> wrote:
>> >> >don't mention "booties" to Jinnie - it makes him cry.
>>
>> >> >> ...bsrp
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>>
>> >> >boot ties? ties is pronounced Tye's thats what makes me cry, its
>> >> >bootee's you young dumb ass-->tee's, you trying to sound English or
>> >> >something? You can't only not spell or write but you can't talk proper
>> >> >Texan either.
>>
>> >> Jinnie is so bereft of anything worthwhile (or truthfull) to offer
>> >> ...bsrp
>> >> ...jlk
>>
>> >The truth is you are ignorant, your prose is poor, Get lost and let me
>> >say what I want.
>> >
>> "Any readers?" Comes down to a bare few and I have no doubt that they
>> are all, few that they are, quite capable of either grinding through
>> any "prose" which they might find not "easier" than other "prose" or
>> simply ingore any that they do, and not worry about it -----> unlike
>> you. You forget, the idea is to make this shit so tedious to read
>> that very vew or none one read it,
>
>Yes you are rather windy and tend to be tedious,
Far, far more agreeable to be that than a, as in your case, a ~proven~
liar, and as ever - simply devices to discourage reading thus
relegating you to the vacuum of oblivion and, of course, to deny you
only but the lowest, most sewage laden bolt hole to slither through as
a means of response - as evidenced by your willingness to resort to
spelling of all things, as an angle of aspersion - all the while
forgetting what must be literally thousands of examples of you also
engaged in improper spelling.
>self centered &
>Ignorant you lack humor and a classical education.
Of course the reality is when it comes to "self centered," it is you
who is far, far more prolific in talking about ~yourself~ than anyone
else on this newsgroup talking about themselves. As for "humor" and a
supposed "lack" thereof, it ain't anyone but you getting anal about
the spelling of "booties" (having spelled that word in the same
fashion yourself, nevermind multiple jumpsuit manufacturers spelling
that word that way - including the manufacturer which constructed your
custom pastelled ego suit) and apparently missing the laugh-riot that
is presented and as for "classical education," you have made numerous
assertions, and no doubt will make more, which indicate a very
limited, if not entirely absent education. From history, to
literature, to philosophy, to even simple reasoning, logic, and
arithmetic, you have demonstrated a marked ~lack~ of education by the
things you have said. I can cite solid examples, as ever Jinnie, but
it's a lead pipe cinch that you could not reciprocate.
>It all ties
>together
>making reading your complaints t e d i o u s
They bother you because the are spot on and undeniable. Backed up
with fact and example - usually your own words. But, they are not
complaints and calling them that is just a simple and lame attempt to
cast them in a light which dismisses the reality which they present -
"it's "complaining," or some such. It is forthright assertion
supported by your very own words that you are a pathetic loser, liar,
hypocrite and if you find reading them "tedious," by all means, I dare
you to stop reading them - knowing as married to your fat, affirmation
starved ego as you are that such an idea is for you categorically
impossible.
>
>> >All you are into is ripping off the sport and mooching off
>> >your momma.
>>
>> And "all you are into" is pathetically trolling an electronic
>> newsgroup geared towards skydiving having made less than three
>> skydives in the past 13 years, as well as posing and lying that you
>> are or were what you are not and never were. As for "ripping off the
>> sport and mooching off your momma," cut the crap liar-boy. All you
>> got is just invective guesswork.
>
>I give you this ancient quote:
>"If it talks like a duck and walks like a duck, it must be a duck."
The quote, moron, is: "When I see a bird that walks like a duck and
swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck."
You should do your homework better before you on the one hand pass gas
about some sort of "classical education" and on the other misquote and
mangle (calling it a "quote") the words of 19th century poets, moron.
Now, as to your suggestion that what you say is so because of
essentially arriving at pre-determined answers which fits your
self-affirming rhetoric, I.E - "All you are into is ripping off the
sport and mooching off your momma," you are saying that I essentially,
by what I say and by how I behave that it must be that "All (I am)
into is ripping off the sport and mooching off your momma." This
conclusion you've arrived at is, of course, a load of crap. For one,
the words - all from an electronic newsgroup on the usenet which
categorically illustrate what boils down to you being nothing more
than a pathetic loser with truth and affirmation issues. Second, the
behaviour - all from ~guesswork~ and not at all based upon any actual
observation, practical experience, or for that matter, the perspective
of anyone who has made more than two skydives in the last 13 years.
And third, an ancient proverb: "The proof of the pudding is in the
eating." All you've been eating is your own shit, Jinnie - every time
I throw it back in your face - pretty much because you prefer the
taste of your own watery turds to the the stacks and stacks of plates
of crow that you've purchased over time while being such a remarkable
dipstick. The word "booties" has to be spelled a certain way, Jinnie?
What about when you spell the word that way - counter to the way you
said the word should be spelled? Crow for you, Jinnie - unless you'd
rather stick to that lumpy brown stuff your mouth's grown accustiomed
to. Figured as much.
>
>Another dead give away is you have failed to broaden your pro folio
>with any teaching credentials, you are just another dead beat
>cameraman
That's a load of crap. For one, I skydive esactly the way I want to -
including with students on occasion. Second, you are blinkered to the
reality that because one can fly a camera, that is not all that they
can do or do. Third, you "failed to broaden your pro folio with any
teaching credentials" or any other credential during that short time
you were skydiving, junior. Fourth, you never had the airtime or the
airskills to fly with stundents or cameras. Fifth, you are a bitter
wannabe and a hypocrite.
>
>Third....You have never been invited to serve as staff at any known DZ
>in the GU,
That's a load of crap. Jinnie spewing uninformed shit because he
thinks it sounds good and perhaps the smell of his fresh turds masks a
little of the stink of his past turds being hurled back at him. You
are wrong, dumbass. Since you say I haven't, the truth is I have "
been invited to serve as staff at a number of dropzones and have
served on staff at several. You, on the other hand, have never been
invited to serve as staff at any known DZ in the GU" or anywhere else
because you lacked airtime, air skills, "pro folio," experience, and
the ~trust~ that you wouldn't arrogantly promise more than you could
deliver. And also because it's the rare staffer who gets "invited"
with only two years and change in skydiving with a couple hundred
jumps to show for it, junior.
>this speaks volumes on what
>the DZ professionals and their DZO's think of you------->After over a
>decade in the sport you can't make the grade.
Not that you ever came "close" in the slightest to making any "grade"
- beyond the failing grade issued on your final skydive at the end of
a short term in skydiving, junior. As to what "DZ professionals and
their DZO's think," I leave that to them and don't worry about it but
by the simple ~fact~ that I am asked by "DZ professionals and their
DZO's" to jump in student and novice airspace, ~that~ speaks volumes.
The fact that you are raising this, your lastest canard, shit you have
no clue about and are only blurting out for some unfathomable reason -
as if that if you say it's so then it must be so - delusional - that I
"have never been invited to serve as staff at any known DZ
in the GU," when the reality is I have says ~volumes~ about you, loser
- you're desperate. You are so cornered and beaten that in lieu of
anything remotely resemblng a legitimate argument, you are flopping
about on your fat belly, in the mud and filth and intellectual
dishonesty of uninformed assertion as a substitution for argument,
nevermind being able to establish even a semblance of a point. It's
pathetic.
>
>It doesn't take a PHD to tell what you are ya little chiseling bum
That's because you have arrived at answers which only fit the
self-affirming rhetoric. Simple reason suggests that since you have
undeniably lied about (among other things) your time in skydiving that
you are a liar, and worse a liar who would lie again to rationalize or
cover his lies. The reality is, I take your very own words and paste
you across your shit-stained nose with them, mister "how do you spell
booties." That I can fly a camera you can only guess and that much
more a guess that this is all a person who might fly a camera can do.
The reality is, only one of us here still skydiving (knock wood) and
it ain't your lying, pathetic ass. Loser.
...bsrp
...jlk
>On Apr 12, 9:02 pm, Jerry K. <sky...@pdq.net> wrote:
>
>> <thuy...@iwon.com> wrote:
>
>> >All you are into is ripping off the sport and mooching off
>> >your momma.
>>
> As for "ripping off the
>> sport and mooching off your momma," cut the crap liar-boy. All you
>> got is just invective guesswork. That I might be able to fly a
>> camera, and you don't know for sure, equates to "All (I am) into is
>> ripping off the sport," denies the reality that just because someone
>> might be able to fly a camera, that is not all that they can be
>> "into," and the "mooching" angle, just like your earlier crap
>> regarding my supposedly not paying taxes or some such - just throwing
>> shit out because you think it sounds good or might "rile,"
>
>> ...bsrp
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>
>Uh I didn't bring you cheating on your tax's up this year
That's a load of crap.
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.skydiving/msg/08b9a9f62e8aeda0
"Pay your tax's bitch and quit trying to cheat on them"
* * *
Seems you have brought it up "this year," but when you did is beside
the point, moron - that you did affirms that you have - an example as
I described of you just throwing shit out there because you think it
sounds good or might "rile."
>by not
>reporting all earnings from skydiving, you did.
No, dumbass - you were the person who introduced the canard and I
dared you to go ahead and report it to the IRS - even gave you a link
to report tax cheats. Here it is again:
http://www.irs.gov/compliance/article/0,,id=180171,00.html
You've been backpeddling to this lame line of crap for years, loser.
Now, with such <sarcasm, dummy> obvious tax chearting going on why do
you suppose I'm still skydiving and not in tax cheat prison? The
answer of course is, as ever, you're just throwing shit out there
because you're intellectually (and literally) dishonest, and because
you have nothing else.
>I have to wonder why..
Of course you do - I own your stupid ass, for starters but also,
without real-life experience or intel pertaining to what you are
contending, all you have left is your vapid imagination which is
geared solely towards personal affirmation and in this case, personal
affirmation in terms of dismissing the ass-beating you've been getting
for years for your errant stupidities by flailing for some angle to
dismiss the person beating your ass all this time. On an almost
regular basis your insipid merrygoround of "reasoning" reverts back
to a variety of imagined transgressions - all imagined, none
substantiated. The old "tax cheat" angle, simply because you've
determined in your own head that a camera flyer supposedly earning
income must mean that this income is left illegally undeclared - but
you don't know. The reality is, I know and so does the IRS. No
different from the latest load of crap - "ripping off the sport and
mooching off your momma." You don't know so all your are left with is
you "have to wonder why" and arriving at answwers which fit the
rhetoric - but not the facts. Weak.
>...Oh the reporting deadline is only 3 days
>away, now I see------You have several months
>of sweating after the deadline to see if the hammer drops,
Man, you are so one0dimensional, grasping at straws, flailing fror
angles, everything just has to fit into your own little box of
delusions. For all anyone (except me and the IRS) knows I could be
paying the IRS every time I draw a paycheck, I certainly could have
paid at the beginning of the year, and for that matter for all you
know (which you definitely don't) I may well be getting a monster
refund. But no, in Jinnie's little world the one who takes his lame
line of crap and backhands him with it because Jinnie's a liar, an
unrepentant racist, and a loser, no two ways about it, just has to
be "sweating" over what amounts to simply and only what Jinnie is
imagining, even dreaming of: trouble and misfortune for anyone who
shows just what a pathetic piece of work Jinnie actually is, just as
he has imagined other troubles and misfortunes for others who also
told the miserable piece of work to get bent. Essentially,
comeuppance fantasies. Keep it private and wash your hand when you're
done, junior.
> if you are
>not chosen for a random audit well hell
>you screwed the good Ole USA one more time and got away with
>it..
This suggests that with an audit would automatically come some
revelation of tax miscreance and that is all in your own little
self-stroking imagination, junior. Do you suppose there might be
camera-flyers out there who do declare their income? Obviously, you
can't consuider such a thing on my part - ~Simply because I
completely and utterly beat your ass in here on a regular basis~.
Never seen my books and don't even know if I get any income from
skydiving - but, no - the comeuppance fantasy must be served -
<sarcasm, dummy> there's tax cheating going on. Report me, loser-boy.
>...Get the wrong IRS agent and that what the
>market will bare bragging you did several years ago well cost you far
>more than paying for your own jumps 10 times
>over heh heh
I'll say it again, dickweed: Best system in the world. Free market.
People pay what the market can bear. No threats, no demands, no
obligation, and quality is the benchmark that people will pay for.
I'll say this again, too - blow it out your ass, junior.
>Sweat booty boy sweat blood, you will not be well liked
>around the DZ's either for bringing the various cheating schemes to
>the attention of the Government
And so the comeuppance faqntasy shifts over to what is near and dear
to Jinnie's heart - being "well liked around the DZ." Yo, dumbass -
first off, you just keep on dreaming of skydivers who have the
temerity to kick your dumb ass with your own words finding themselves
not "well liked around the DZ," and second, describe some of these
"various cheating schemes" that will be brought to "the attention of
the Government." A short time ago you were jerking yourself hard over
the idea that I was somehow a "terrorist threat" for bringing
attention to a public comment section of a TSA website and now it's
mutated into some sort of DZ blackballing due to some asinine fantasy
of yours that the beans are about to be spilled over "various cheating
schemes." You're a loser and a moron, Jinnie. As intellectually
dishonest as they come. Just making up shit and throwing it out
thersbecause you think it sounds good - and not a hint of a shred of
thinking through whatever it is you blurt out. So, dumbass - once I
become <sarcasm, dummy> not " well liked around the DZ's either for
bringing the various cheating schemes to the attention of the
Government" do you suppose I'll have to buy myself one of those
sitsuits and relegate myself to sitsuit solos like you had to after
the skydivers around realized you were out of control in the air and
worse, and excuse ridden blowhard on the ground?
>---->A lotta people have been flying
>under the radar a lot of years.
>just getting by on only their skydiving earnings and maybe delivering
>pizza on the side.
So, on the one hand, the whole bullshit cheating "the good Ole USA" is
to be condemned when it comes to myself (clearly because I burst the
bathtup bubbles you're blowing), but on the other, there's all those
other (imagined) tax cheats. Rather inconsistant of you but that's to
be expected, hypocrite.
>Roll on them and there will be no place to run or
>hide in the sport.
<sarcasm, dummy> Oh, like I am sooooo scared, Jinnie. Like, the IRS
is going to discover some sort of "tax cheating" going on and the
whole house of cards is going to collapse and why, I won't be able to
skydive anymore because I'll have "no place to run or hide in the
sport (and won't that be grand, eh Jinnie?) Blow it out your ass,
loser-boy and go jerk yourself somewhere else.
>Payback is a motherfucker kid,
In some circumstance I suppose it might taste like tarmac, ya think?
>I can see you
>standing along the runway watching a load leave because no one will
>supplement the cost of your fuck your buddy habits & a "hobby" of
>skydiving
Keep on dreaming, loser-boy. Yeah, someday <sarcasm, dummy> I'll get
my comeuppance - left on the ground, just like you, Jinnie. In the
meantime I'll just console myself with the ~fact~ that I am blessed to
be able to skydive with my friends whenever I fucking want to. Tough
tittie for you, loser.
...bsrp
...jlk
Which is OK according to the tax codes if they put most of the money
back into skydiving then write it off as business expenses and
skydiving is their only business and any cash they keep is below the
Federal minimum for taxation.
>
> So, on the one hand, the whole bullshit cheating "the good Ole USA" is
> to be condemned when it comes to myself (clearly because I burst the
> bathtup bubbles you're blowing), but on the other, there's all those
> other (imagined) tax cheats. Rather inconsistant of you but that's to
> be expected, hypocrite.
>
> >Roll on them and there will be no place to run or
> >hide in the sport.
>
> <sarcasm, dummy> Oh, like I am sooooo scared, Jinnie. Like, the IRS
> is going to discover some sort of "tax cheating" going on and the
> whole house of cards is going to collapse and why, I won't be able to
> skydive anymore because I'll have "no place to run or hide in the
> sport (and won't that be grand, eh Jinnie?) Blow it out your ass,
> loser-boy and go jerk yourself somewhere else.
>
Bad thing about the IRS? They have the same power the Gestapo did
under Hitler or the NKVD under Stalin, no need for court
orders....They just march right in and bend you over, then they begin
to examine your associates. Whoaaa your fucked when the hammer falls
prissy boy. heh heh I'm cummmmming
>
> >I can see you
> >standing along the runway watching a load leave because no one will
> >supplement the cost of your fuck your buddy habits & a "hobby" of
> >skydiving
>
> Keep on dreaming, loser-boy. Yeah, someday <sarcasm, dummy> I'll get
> my comeuppance - left on the ground, just like you, Jinnie. In the
> meantime I'll just console myself with the ~fact~ that I am blessed to
> be able to skydive with my friends whenever I fucking want to. Tough
> tittie for you, loser.
>
> ...bsrp
> ...jlk- Hide quoted text -
They don't allow skydiving in the Federal Penitentiary system for fear
of landing outs but on the other hand
if conjugal visits are too far between for libido's of white collar
criminals-----Barney Madoff might make you his bitch and
no No conjugal visits from Biggy Jim I'm afraid, that same sex
marriage crap hasn't reached Federal Level
yet.....BTW got cheese to go with all that whine your turning out? 0~;-
*
While you're respondong to something you wrote, I'd like to add how
absolutely banal your response to yourself is. Essentially, all
you've said is it's "OK" if the tax codes are followed while any net
income retained post taxes falls below a taxable bracket. In other
words, it's okay if the rules are adhered to - what a ~revelation~
<sarcasm, dummy>. But all your banality aside, this does nothing to
substantiate your asinine assertions that rules are being broken and
taxes are not being paid.
>>
>> So, on the one hand, the whole bullshit cheating "the good Ole USA" is
>> to be condemned when it comes to myself (clearly because I burst the
>> bathtup bubbles you're blowing), but on the other, there's all those
>> other (imagined) tax cheats. Rather inconsistant of you but that's to
>> be expected, hypocrite.
>>
>> >Roll on them and there will be no place to run or
>> >hide in the sport.
>>
>> <sarcasm, dummy> Oh, like I am sooooo scared, Jinnie. Like, the IRS
>> is going to discover some sort of "tax cheating" going on and the
>> whole house of cards is going to collapse and why, I won't be able to
>> skydive anymore because I'll have "no place to run or hide in the
>> sport (and won't that be grand, eh Jinnie?) Blow it out your ass,
>> loser-boy and go jerk yourself somewhere else.
>>
>Bad thing about the IRS? They have the same power the Gestapo did
>under Hitler or the NKVD under Stalin,
What a load of crap. Gestapo and NKVD operated with autonomous
impunity while literally exercising the power of life and death over
human beings. They were the physical manifestation of the police
state. Hardly the "same power," jackass.
>no need for court
>orders.
And that's another load of crap, moron. You might want to check a
little document called, "The Taxpayer Bill of Rights" - it's a part of
the IRS code, junior.
>..They just march right in and bend you over, then they begin
>to examine your associates.
Behold, as Jinnie's latent homosexual rape fantasies burble to the
turgid surface of his muck filled view. But then, I assert - and the
IRS agrees - that every tax obligation I've ever had over the years
has been met and this assertion is supported by the IRS. You may say
different - you already have - but you'll never substantiate it. Not
so much because the record supports what I say as it does, but more
that you've often demonstrated that you're too fat, stupid, and lazy
to substantiate any of the crap you throw out there - just preferring
to say whatever with the retarded assumption that because you say it's
so, it must be so. It's why you've retreated from reality - it tends
to hamstring your take and it always kicks your stupid ass.
>Whoaaa your fucked when the hammer falls
>prissy boy. heh heh I'm cummmmming
LIke I've said, Jinnie is such a pathetic piece of work that all he
has left is to give expression to his fantasies which seem to rotate
between the homoerotic and comeuppance revenge. Truly the mark of a
bitter, self-absorbed assclown, too wrapped up in his own ingrained
prejudices to allow himself out of the dark closet of his hidden
desires.
>>
>> >I can see you
>> >standing along the runway watching a load leave because no one will
>> >supplement the cost of your fuck your buddy habits & a "hobby" of
>> >skydiving
>>
>> Keep on dreaming, loser-boy. Yeah, someday <sarcasm, dummy> I'll get
>> my comeuppance - left on the ground, just like you, Jinnie. In the
>> meantime I'll just console myself with the ~fact~ that I am blessed to
>> be able to skydive with my friends whenever I fucking want to. Tough
>> tittie for you, loser.
>>
>> ...bsrp
>> ...jlk- Hide quoted text -
>
>They don't allow skydiving in the Federal Penitentiary system for fear
>of landing outs
And this should concern me how?
>but on the other hand
>if conjugal visits are too far between for libido's of white collar
>criminals-----Barney Madoff might make you his bitch and
>no No conjugal visits from Biggy Jim I'm afraid, that same sex
>marriage crap hasn't reached Federal Level
>yet.
Shit, Mary, with as hard, often, and intent you seem to be yanking
your crank all the time over revenge fantasies and homoerotic
supposition, might have to consider buying stock in whatever hand
cream or lube you use for all that beating yourself off you apparently
got going on.
>....BTW got cheese to go with all that whine your turning out? 0~;-
Ohhhhh - great rejoinder - never heard you gurgle that before
<sarcasm, dummy>. Too bad for you that what you characterize as a
"whine" is simply concrete and solid illustrations of just what a
pathetic and sorry assclown you really are. A liar who lies to cover
his lies. An affirmation starved poser. A less than mediocre
skydiver with pretensions of being a "master." A poor, retarded fool.
A weakling.
...bsrp
...jlk
So, ~now~ you're saying these "legal loop holes" are (or were) "OK."
>...One thing for sure Skydiving
>is not your main occupation so it has to be combined with your main
>source of income for tax computation purposes,,,,
Woooo - brilliant, dummy. <sarcasm, dummy> Like, as if all taxable
income isn't taxable? What a ~revelation~.
>You got into the
>sport because you smelled money and have been bumping around looking
>for a sugar daddy ever since.
Cut the crap, junior. As if you have any clue as to the motivation of
others? You don't. The reality is, like most people I "got into the
sport" as a result of trying it because I thought it might be fun and
it was, and stuck with it because it still is. This asinine idea
you're working that it was for financial motives is pure rhetorical
bullshit - arriving at an answer which fits your puerile self-interest
- all a matter of attempted marginalization of the one who kicks your
ass in here as a means of dismissing the message illustrating you as
one remarkably pathetic moron.
>Not going to happen, you are not reliable or good enough to get a
>staff position anywhere you jump,
That's a load of crap and you're projecting again, junior, for I must
be "reliable or good enough" as I've been asked to occupy staff
positions as well as have occupied staff positions. You never, ever
had what it takes, never were asked, and never were.
>you are either
>not good enough to pass or are afraid to take the JCC.,
That's a load of crap, as well, as I have flown AFF slots on a variety
of occasions. You never had the jumps, certainly never the airskills.
Or anyone's trust.
>Your youth is
>slipping through your hands, never comely to
>start with I prophecy no USPA sugar daddy for you gold digger.
Ah, keep jerking that comeuppance revenge fantasy that's so soothing
to you, Jinnie. So far you've expressed your dreams a'la predicting
some half-baked future for me: 1) offing myself, 2) becoming
"unpopular" at the dz (oh, no!), 3) getting hauled off by the IRS,
and 4) getting halued off by Homeland Security, and you've made
"prophecy "for others involving such misfortune as general poor
health, strokes, and heart attacks. Here's a "prophecy" for you,
Fart-knockerdamus, you will be forgotten.
>You
>will end up just another hack jumper trying to get by on personality,
Heh - one with way the fuck more jump experience than your boot ass
and even if your "prophecy" ever were to come to fruition, what the
hell - at least I'm skydiving. Trying worrying about your own stupid
self, I'll be just fine.
>a song comes to mind "Delta Dawn" Its about your future kid Unless the
>IRS rescues you with a prosecution,
So, how come this "prophecy" leaves that "if" out there, moron - like,
it isn't positive by this point? No, you're projecting again, junior.
Ain't me gargling ad naseum about "days gone by," ect. Faded roses
(grown in turds) if I ever heard them. Ain't me who's so crazy to
troll an electronic newsgroup or make up crazy, stupid lies - and then
lying in an attempt to coverup or explain those lies. The reality is,
no one knows the future and sure, you can lie to yourself and suggest
you have some sort of pedictive ability but thus far, your "prophecy"
ability (such that it isn't) is batting a big, fat zero. Jinnie's
latest pretense? He can predict the future...woooooooo. <sarcasm,
dummy> Guess I better stop rubbing the idiot's nose in his own turds,
or something. You predict the outcome of your last skydive, junior?
>I'm sure a Sugar Daddy awaits you
>somewhere in the Federal pen.
Of course you're "sure" because it's apparent that the only way you
can cope is to wrap yourself in delusion. Some mean o'l skydiver who
commits the sin of reminding you that skydiving continues on without
your truncated (through your own mistakes) participation takes your
words and with those words reminds you how pathetic and asinine you
really are and all you have to console yourself is the suppostition,
AKA hope, that misfortune, the more humiliating the better, will be
visited upon him as his comeuppance. Keep on jerking and keep on
dreaming, junior - they're your fantasies, afterall.
>heh heh smoothie Boothe faded rose from
>days gone by
As ever, when it comes to you I am reminded of a wonderfull Zappa cut
called, Dumb All Over. Not so much the lyrics, but definitely the
title and the chorus.
...bsrp
...jlk
>
> >> >> >Uh I didn't bring you cheating on your tax's up this year
>
> >> >> That's a load of crap.
>
> >> >> "Pay your tax's bitch and quit trying to cheat on them"
>
> >> >> * * *
Yeah the Government needs its money to pay me- - -
> > > Seems you have brought it up "this year,"
Didn't mention cheating, you take that out of context.....I get two
Government checks and free medical care for services rendered so I'm
always encouraging Citizens to pay their tax's, you are just too too
jumpy- - -Guilt complex?
> >> >> >by not
> >> >> >reporting all earnings from skydiving, you did.
>
> >> >Which is OK according to the tax codes if they put most of the money
> >> >back into skydiving then write it off as business expenses and
> >> >skydiving is their only business and any cash they keep is below the
> >> >Federal minimum for taxation.
>
> >> While you're respondong to something you wrote, I'd like to add how
> >> absolutely banal your response to yourself is. Essentially, all
> >> you've said is it's "OK" if the tax codes are followed while any net
> >> income retained post taxes falls below a taxable bracket. In other
> >> words, it's okay if the rules are adhered to
>
Yes,
> >These were the legal loop holes being used 10 or 15 years ago, I dunno
> >now if they have been closed or what.
>
> So, ~now~ you're saying these "legal loop holes" are (or were) "OK."
>
Yes, if its legal go for it
> >...One thing for sure Skydiving
> >is not your main occupation so it has to be combined with your main
> >source of income for tax computation purposes,,,,
>
> Woooo - brilliant, dummy. <sarcasm, dummy> Like, as if all taxable
> income isn't taxable? What a ~revelation~.
If what money you are living on is below the federal minimum for
taxation--Sure
Things like a compensation from the VA are not taxable period, no
chance of you getting any though because you were a young coward and
are now 4F.
BTW ignorance of the law is no defense in court, say
hello to Madoff for me <grin>
>On Apr 15, 1:36 pm, Jerry K. <sky...@pdq.net> wrote:
>
>>
>> >> >> >Uh I didn't bring you cheating on your tax's up this year
>>
>> >> >> That's a load of crap.
>>
>> >> >> "Pay your tax's bitch and quit trying to cheat on them"
>>
>> >> >> * * *
> Yeah the Government needs its money to pay me- - -
While you're again responding to a post you made, I must say that's a
remarkably strident merchant mentality you got going on there - none
too zen, buda-kup.
>> > > Seems you have brought it up "this year,"
>
>Didn't mention cheating, you take that out of context..
That's a load of crap and nothing was taken out of context. Let's
look again, moron.
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.skydiving/msg/08b9a9f62e8aeda0
Date: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:03:52
"Pay your tax's bitch and quit trying to cheat on them"
* * *
You ~did~ "mention cheating." Undeniable. Now, you wanna have a
pathetic go at explaining how the "context" changes what you said to
what you say you didn't say? Moron.
You also said,
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.skydiving/msg/d1e45a87fbcbee1e
Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:47:46
"Uh I didn't bring you cheating on your tax's up this year "
* * *
So, in mid April of this year you said you "didn't bring you(r)
cheating on your tax's up this year," when you had done exactly that -
a little over two weeks previous - and now you're crawfishing
"context." So, put it in context, dumbass.
>...I get two
>Government checks and free medical care for services rendered so I'm
>always encouraging Citizens to pay their tax's, you are just too too
>jumpy- - -Guilt complex?
I suppose AIG, as they get government checks as well might well be
"encouraging Citizens to pay their tax's," eh? Which goes back to you
trying to liken flying a camera as tantamount to the AIG bailout but
of course, you failed to see that you, what with the government checks
you get, have just a bit <sarcasm, dummy> more in common with AIG than
any camera-flyer.
>> >> >> >by not
>> >> >> >reporting all earnings from skydiving, you did.
>>
>> >> >Which is OK according to the tax codes if they put most of the money
>> >> >back into skydiving then write it off as business expenses and
>> >> >skydiving is their only business and any cash they keep is below the
>> >> >Federal minimum for taxation.
>>
>> >> While you're respondong to something you wrote, I'd like to add how
>> >> absolutely banal your response to yourself is. Essentially, all
>> >> you've said is it's "OK" if the tax codes are followed while any net
>> >> income retained post taxes falls below a taxable bracket. In other
>> >> words, it's okay if the rules are adhered to
>>
> Yes,
So, where do you get the uninformed and asinine load of crap that
rules are not being adhered to?
>
>
>> >These were the legal loop holes being used 10 or 15 years ago, I dunno
>> >now if they have been closed or what.
>>
>> So, ~now~ you're saying these "legal loop holes" are (or were) "OK."
>>
> Yes, if its legal go for it
So, where do you get the uninformed and asinine load of crap that
anyone is illegally going "for it?"
>
>> >...One thing for sure Skydiving
>> >is not your main occupation so it has to be combined with your main
>> >source of income for tax computation purposes,,,,
>>
>> Woooo - brilliant, dummy. <sarcasm, dummy> Like, as if all taxable
>> income isn't taxable? What a ~revelation~.
>
> If what money you are living on is below the federal minimum for
>taxation--Sure
>Things like a compensation from the VA are not taxable period, no
>chance of you getting any though because you were a young coward and
>are now 4F.
And you've been saying that there's cheating going on, taxes not being
paid - uninformed and asinine loads of crap.
> BTW ignorance of the law is no defense in court, say
>hello to Madoff for me <grin>
Yo, dumbass - Madoff is in jail for securities, wire, and mail fraud,
money laundering, perjury, and false filings to the SEC. Explain how
with only suppositional loads of crap you have arrived at camera
flyers cheating on taxes and ending up with "Madoff." The answer of
course is Madoff for you is just another name you heard on the Tee-Vee
that you're throwing out there in a lame attempt to liken his
disreputation with another's. Transparent and pathetic.
...bsrp
...jlk
>
> > BTW ignorance of the law is no defense in court, say
> >hello to Madoff for me <grin>
>
> Yo, dumbass - Madoff is in jail for securities, wire, and mail fraud,
> money laundering, perjury, and false filings to the SEC. Explain how
> with only suppositional loads of crap you have arrived at camera
> flyers cheating on taxes and ending up with "Madoff." The answer of
> course is Madoff for you is just another name you heard on the Tee-Vee
> that you're throwing out there in a lame attempt to liken his
> disreputation with another's.
>
> ...bsrp
> ...jlk
Dishonesty is dishonesty, he got big time money.....you chisel nickle
and dimes off Novices and then don't report it on your tax's.....Just
a matter of degree, same results though----The Government takes all
your assets and throws you in
Jail.....Same tactics also, he played to investors greed-----You
stroke the beginners vanity, then over charge them and you can't see
that tsk tsk tsk "Say hello to Madoff," heh
>On Apr 15, 3:53 pm, Jerry K. <sky...@pdq.net> wrote:
>> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:05:14 -0700 (PDT), the unknown flailer
>
>>
>> > BTW ignorance of the law is no defense in court, say
>> >hello to Madoff for me <grin>
>>
>> Yo, dumbass - Madoff is in jail for securities, wire, and mail fraud,
>> money laundering, perjury, and false filings to the SEC. Explain how
>> with only suppositional loads of crap you have arrived at camera
>> flyers cheating on taxes and ending up with "Madoff." The answer of
>> course is Madoff for you is just another name you heard on the Tee-Vee
>> that you're throwing out there in a lame attempt to liken his
>> disreputation with another's.
>>
>> ...bsrp
>> ...jlk
>
>Dishonesty is dishonesty, he got big time money.....you chisel nickle
>and dimes off Novices and then don't report it on your tax's..
That's a load of crap - where's the substantiation that anyone has
"chisel(ed) nickle and dimes off Novices and then don't report it on
(their) tax's?"
>...Just
>a matter of degree, same results though----The Government takes all
>your assets and throws you in
>Jail.
That's a load of crap, as well. The Government upon suspician of
law-breaking investigates, indicts and convicts if possible in a Court
of Law, and punishes in that Court upon conviction. The reality here
is you're simply mining a vindictive revenge fantasy because, as sure
as you ain't skydiving, the IRS has no issue with me. But, you got
issues. Countering your bogus line of crap for you equates to
(unsubstantiated) guilt in a plethora of areas and given your complete
impotence in the face of it, as well as inability to have any effect
in the real world, it's come down to simply wishfull thinking. Keep
on dreaming - they're your delusions - just wash your hand when you're
done.
>....Same tactics also, he played to investors greed-----You
>stroke the beginners vanity, then over charge them and you can't see
>that tsk tsk tsk "Say hello to Madoff,"
And in your blinkered world, based essentially on you have to beg and
scrape to be on formations you had burned before, you imagine that
cameraflyers are begging and scraping for someone or a group to allow
them up with them and pay them for the favor afterwards. The reality
is that cameraflyers starting out fly on their own nickle until they
establish a recognized consistancy and after that, people first start
covering their tickets and if they need to retain them for a period of
time, they pay them. Unlike you, cameraflyers are sought out for
skydives and what they can provide is valued to the extent that in
some circumstances they are vital - and it's the skydivers who make
the decision for themselves on what constitutes vital or not and who
get to decide for themselves. But in your blinkered world it's
essentially people promising what they cannot deliver (projections of
yourself) while either charming or bullying others to invest in
something which they will get nothing in return. Blow it out your
chapped ass, wannabe - cameraflyers are valued and sought after for
what they bring to the table whereas all you ever brought to the table
was bluster and excuses for flying like a dickhead.
...bsrp
...jlk
>
> > BTW ignorance of the law is no defense in court, say
> >hello to Madoff for me <grin>
>
> Yo, dumbass - Madoff is in jail for securities, wire, and mail fraud,
> money laundering, perjury, and false filings to the SEC. Explain how
> with only suppositional loads of crap you have arrived at camera
> flyers cheating on taxes and ending up with "Madoff." The answer of
> course is Madoff for you is just another name you heard on the Tee-Vee
> that you're throwing out there in a lame attempt to liken his
> disreputation with another's. Transparent and pathetic.
>
> ...bsrp
> ...jlk
Think what it would be like if old codgers with opinions didn't have
DTV out here in the woods, hell they would be making city fellows cry,
whine and bitch all day long. I only come on twice a day to rattle
your citified expectations. ;)P
>On Apr 15, 3:53 pm, Jerry K. <sky...@pdq.net> wrote:
>
>>
>> > BTW ignorance of the law is no defense in court, say
>> >hello to Madoff for me <grin>
>>
>> Yo, dumbass - Madoff is in jail for securities, wire, and mail fraud,
>> money laundering, perjury, and false filings to the SEC. Explain how
>> with only suppositional loads of crap you have arrived at camera
>> flyers cheating on taxes and ending up with "Madoff." The answer of
>> course is Madoff for you is just another name you heard on the Tee-Vee
>> that you're throwing out there in a lame attempt to liken his
>> disreputation with another's. Transparent and pathetic.
>>
>> ...bsrp
>> ...jlk
>
>Think what it would be like if old codgers with opinions didn't have
>DTV out here in the woods,
Sure, they'd have to find other excuses to explain their asinine and
baseless conclusions.
> hell they would be making city fellows cry,
And they're not even doing that now even with parsing the latest topic
de jour on the DTV to lean on.
>whine and bitch all day long. I only come on twice a day to rattle
>your citified expectations.
No, you "come on twice a day" to bluster, blowhard, and lie as means
of trying to inflate your ego and salve your need for affirmation.
...bsrp
...jlk
Call it what you want as long as one person is standing up and telling
you how you really look besides I just love to hear a chisler
cry....Look around you at the DZ Jerry other people are probably
thinking the same thing.
This is the Lament of a Bootee boy named Jerry K,
Not enough guts to take JCC nor enough skill to pass if he does, just
a poor girly boy
wandering from packing floor to packing floor crying out like a
Tijuana. whore:
Hey Meester you picture took for two peso
a blow job for three peso....I need beer, I need jump ticket but got
no air skill, got no instructor certificate
just got a leetle old D and some bootee's on my jump suit, Hey Meester
I giving discount both for four peso
~A voice from the past floats into the hanger~
Hey bootee boy! I'll pay four peso for a video of your pee pee dance
when door is called, five if it has sound.
I wanna hear you whine-------"My pin, my pin! I forgot to check it
before boarding, is she fall out?" A four way
fighting its way to the door, yells "OUT OF THE WAY COCKSUCKER! It
costs the DZ money to go around
A first jump Tandem student in the door mumbles "Does this mean I
don't get my picture taken?" Jerry cries
"boo hoo, boo hoo, my pin, my pin I give you two peso back if we
living in 60 sec."
No, I'm calling it what it is - you do the calling it what you want
and as for how one "really looks?" Blow it out your ass ~liar~ (is,
not looks in that regard). Explain how, perhaps draw the connection,
where what someone writes on an electronic newsgroup brings about a
"look" of illegality - in the latest iterration, your asinine tax
gambit.
>besides I just love to hear a chisler
>cry.
And that, too is delusion. First you imagine that there is some
"chiseling" and from there, when your delusion is shot down and
denied, it's just a short step (for you) to typify any argument
against as "crying" and dismiss it. Trnsparent and weak. And on that
note, it's good fun watch an abject liar and racist crawfish and
back-peddle. That you say there's chiseling has never been
established outside the confines of your tiny head but that you have
lied and demonstrated yourself as a racist is ~fact~, easily
substantiated, and has been.
>...Look around you at the DZ Jerry other people are probably
>thinking the same thing.
Heheheh - crying all the way to the bank, loser. And Jinnie's
comeuppance fantasy shifts into its next gear, the environment that
became too much for him to handle is now supposedly becoming less
enjoyable (inducing tears even!) for one who would upbraid him for his
moral and intellectual bankruptcy (and lies and racism). Why don't
you "look around at the dz," Jinnie? What's that? Delusions too
important to the psyche to risk shattering? About the size of it.
...bsrp
...jlk
The ballad of Jinnie so sing along,
sing along, sing along.
A comedy-tragedy in one large act,
Just so you know the score.
It turned out to be his final jump,
final jump, final jump.
He thought that he could steer and land,
but he didn't think it through.
He didn't practice on the ground,
on the ground, on the ground.
He knew better than all the rest,
Imagine his surprise.
He drifted under canopy,
canopy, canopy.
didn't spot and didn't look,
before he tried to make it back.
Left to steer with one good arm,
one good arm, one good arm.
Two good toggles , one out of reach,
no practice on the ground.
Into tarmac hard and fast,
hard and fast, hard and fast.
That's how he likes it - hard and fast,
he truly fucked himself.
He crashed and burned and broke himself,
broke himself, broke himself.
He thought before he'd be all right,
reality kicked his ass.
Now he knows so much more,
so much more, so much more.
Than anyone who has ever jumped,
and ever walked away.
He claims he came from static line,
static line, static line.
Canopy ace and spot master,
biffing four score in a row
Jinnie has gone and stepped in it,
stepped in it, stepped in it.
Jinnie went and stepped in it,
he stepped in it again.
He recommends the toggle hook,
toggle hook, toggle hook.
It's okay to toggle hook,
he put it in the peas.
Listen well, to what he says,
what he says, what he says.
And if he's wrong, it was something else,
he meant entirely.
He is a lesson in what not to do,
not to do, not to do.
It could be worse, it could happen to you,
Don't let it happen to you.
* * *
Farewell, and adieu to the whiny, big baby,
Farewell, and adieu to the assclown of a troll.
He understands nothing and hates jumpers jumping,
but since he's not there, he's not in the know.
Farewell, and adieu to the funneling tubby,
Farewell, and adieu to the big knowitall.
His quaint accent typing, his bitching and griping,
A poser and blowhard and boy, does he blow.
Farewell, and adieu to the fat racist liar,
Playing pretend that he is what he ain't.
Cries for attention, it's his anal retention
A self-centered jackass too stupid, so low.
* * *
The Falcon parachute has docile and forgiving flight characteristics
making the Falcon ideal for use by students and novice jumpers. The
Falcon is a favorite canopy of many drop zone's Accelerated Freefall
applications.
...bsrp
...jlk
Same principle involved-----Ripping off the unwary
The two are incompareable. Madoff made promises he could not
ultimately deliver upon while cameraflyers (and all skydivers who
aren't idiots) never promise more than they can deliver. Madoff took
people's money while promsinjg to invest it for people with the
promise of greater returns upon their investment - which he utterly
failed to do - whereas cameraflyers are simply asked to video a
skydive and if they don't deliver, what they would be compensated for
delivering gets taken off the table. No "ripping off the unwary" to
it, and to suggest the two are the "same principle" is intellectually
bankrupt.
...bsrp
...jlk