Re: I have sex while I'm skydiving!!!
rooster
> I do have sex with my boyfriend while I'm skydiving,
> I do suck his cock and I do fuck his asshole.
>
> What do you think about that???
What do you think about that???
I think that you and Snuffy must have done a bunch of two ways
together. Question is: did you launch it or free fly it?
tom
Score another for the troll...
the unknown flailer
Two ways were called a Robin in the 90's, launch or freefly no
difference, the novices forced to fly them rarelly took grips
Jerry K.
Yo, dumbass - consider limiting yourself to opening your stupid
piehole when you actually know what you're talking about. The silence
would be nice and I wouldn't be backhanding you near as regularly, as
I am right now. Two ways were called a ~--->Sparrow<---~. Dumbass.
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
>
> Yo, dumbass - consider limiting yourself to opening your stupid
> piehole when you actually know what you're talking about. The silence
> would be nice and I wouldn't be backhanding you near as regularly, as
> I am right now. Two ways were called a ~--->Sparrow<---~. Dumbass.
>
> ...bsrp
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Now they are, you weren't around then.
When I first saw this thread I thought you and Biggy were blocking out
a come out of the closet jump for gay day next time you go to
Florida. ;)
Jerry K.
<thu...@iwon.com> wrote:
>On Mar 26, 6:31 pm, Jerry K. <sky...@pdq.net> wrote:
>
>>
>> Yo, dumbass - consider limiting yourself to opening your stupid
>> piehole when you actually know what you're talking about. The silence
>> would be nice and I wouldn't be backhanding you near as regularly, as
>> I am right now. Two ways were called a ~--->Sparrow<---~. Dumbass.
>>
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>Now they are, you weren't around then.
What a load of crap. No "now they are" to it, moron. It has always
been called a sparrow and I was around then - having started skydiving
only two years after you started - unless you want to suggest that
sometime between 1993 when you started and 1995 when I did they ~all a
sudden~ just started calling it a sparrow. The reality is, it's never
been called a "robin." You got some "Robins" in that mostly unfilled
logbook of yours, boy wonder?
>When I first saw this thread I thought you and Biggy were blocking out
>a come out of the closet jump for gay day next time you go to
>Florida.
You're projecting again, wackjok, and pretty funny to watch your
latent and repressed urges and desires bubble to the surface (again).
I mean, you see a post having to do with sex on an skydiving newsgroup
and presto, Queen Jinnie's homoerotic fantasies spew forth.
Sparrow, Jinnie -----------> Sparrow
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
> On Fri, 27 Mar 2009 08:32:10 -0700 (PDT), the unknown flailer
>
> >On Mar 26, 6:31 pm, Jerry K. <sky...@pdq.net> wrote:
>
> >> Yo, dumbass - consider limiting yourself to opening your stupid
> >> piehole when you actually know what you're talking about. The silence
> >> would be nice and I wouldn't be backhanding you near as regularly, as
> >> I am right now. Two ways were called a ~--->Sparrow<---~. Dumbass.
>
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> >Now they are, you weren't around then.
>
> What a load of crap. No "now they are" to it, moron. It has always
> been called a sparrow and I was around then - having started skydiving
> only two years after you started - unless you want to suggest that
> sometime between 1993 when you started and 1995 when I did they ~all a
> sudden~ just started calling it a sparrow. The reality is, it's never
> been called a "robin." You got some "Robins" in that mostly unfilled
> logbook of yours, boy wonder?
>
> >When I first saw this thread I thought you and Biggy were blocking out
> >a come out of the closet jump for gay day next time you go to
> >Florida.
>
>
> ...bsrp
> ...jlk
1990 AIG boy 1990 as usual your sources are for shit and yeah send
video of that gay two way you and Biggy
Jim are planning, they may have to change the designation to fudge
cookie, I would say Oreo but that requires
2 blacks and a white- - -Since you and Biggy are fudge packing white
boys that would require a 6 way and
could be eligible for the falcon award if enough points were turned
heh on 2nd thought "no pictures needed"
the thought itself is graphic enough! ;)P
Jerry K.
Well, my "source" in regards to when you started skydiving was ~you~
when you said in 1995 that you had made your first jump two years
earlier and I can easily produce the evidence for ayone to consider
and in so doing rub your confused, slobbering rictus into your own
pile of turds again if you wish, dumbass. AIG gets government checks
and whadya know -------> so do you.
>and yeah send
>video of that gay two way you and Biggy
>Jim are planning,
Why bother when you have already imagined it into reality? Tough
shit, wackjob - looks like you'll just have to remain with getting
your rocks off watching that logo channel you say you watch (also
citable) on your satellite.
>they may have to change the designation to fudge
>cookie, I would say Oreo but that requires
>2 blacks and a white- - -Since you and Biggy are fudge packing white
>boys that would require a 6 way and
>could be eligible for the falcon award if enough points were turned
Getting kinda turgid and sweaty in that room they got you tucked into,
Jinnie? Just keep it private and wash your hand when you're done.
>heh on 2nd thought "no pictures needed"
>the thought itself is graphic enough!
Which is another clear and indisputable example of you, while lacking
empirical evidence, practical experience, and anything remotely
resembling a clue fill in that void with self-affirming (and
apparently gratifying for you in the homoerotic sense) imagination -
an expression of your own latent bent in that direction draped in the
lame ad hominem that anyone who counters your bogus line of crap and
the countering itself can be dismissed because you have decided with
absolutely no evidence one way or the other that such people
participate in the politically incorrect lifestyle of your latent
fantasies. Loser.
...bsrp
...jlk
Big Jim
> piehole when you actually know what you're talking about. The silence
> would be nice and I wouldn't be backhanding you near as regularly, as
> I am right now. Two ways were called a ~--->Sparrow<---~. Dumbass.
AW Jerry, don't be so hard on the dingleberry, he's just confused. A bird's
a bird, right.
Robin ,sparrow, eagle, flamingo, WTF's the differance.
They proably called those "two ways" everyone used to do back when he was in
the Navy,
Robins. You know , like the one him and his instructor did on his bunk ?
Note, he's been gone two weeks or so, they proably took his laptop away for
looking at too much gay porn, and he's back first shot out
spouting his repressed homoerotic fantasies.
Very predictable, which is another indicator that all his Co Van fantasies
are bullshit. One trickers don't last long in combat.
the unknown flailer
Its been 18 or 19 years ago, you fell into the trap called chuck
hole....Its named in honor of cglib, if you remember him.
He was what we called a boot in the pre 70's Navy. I mentioned being
punished with 6 straight months of mess cooking
and being a boot he somehow got that confused with me being a black
CPO who was a cook on some troop transport.
and actually, mess cooking has nothing to do with cooking its the
USN's equivalent to what the Army calls K.P.And yes bad white boys get
put on it to, matter of fact most of the mess cooks were white and E-2
or E-3
The kid pulled one hitch in the USMC, I was probably a E-6 by the time
he went to boot camp having entered the service
in the late 1950's. But like every boot, he was a fucking expert-- --
Jimbo was the same way only I considered Jimbo a worse example of a
know it all boot because he never went to sea or got out of the
States. Thats you on skydiving. Weren't around when I started but yet
you consider yourself a expert....Can't go by me saying 2 years. It
seemed like forever to get my D then I thought 2 years? It was more
than likely 3 or 4 years even though I chased it hard. Time is
irrelevant when your having fun and it was all fun, even the
failures---You see punk I was a sportsman paying my own way you are in
it to sponge money...or another way it could be put is I was a
slut----->You are a out right whore! waaaaahahahaha hoo hoo
baaaaaaahaw haw haw
> AIG gets government checks
> and whadya know -------> so do you.
>
I get two checks, mine were earned and are on going until death....one
from the SSA for being a long time tax payer
over 65 the other from the VA for services rendered to my country and
injury's related to war service. Two Jerry Two
BY GOD Govt checks....now you see why I'm always hollering "Pay your
tax's bitch and quit trying to cheat on them"?
AIG? AIG payed bonus's to people who didn't know what they were doing
or did and were just flat practicing dishonest
business instead of using the money to fix the mess they created- -
Thats why POTUS and the Congress is pissed off at AIG! POTUS and the
Congress think old war horses like me are great, thats why they set
money aside for us. They seem to like grumpy old men who lived by the
old codes of honor.
Jerry K.
Liar. You've also said it was two years before 1995. You can't
change the past by pretending you never said what you said or when you
said it, dumbass - no matter how much you pretend otherwise.
>you fell into the trap called chuck
>hole...
Jinnie's inane and beside the point tangent off into lala land,
transparently a plea to Chuck or JB for a rope in the form of a
comment, any comment, for Jinnie to divert to - >snipped<.
So, you say it was a "trap," Jinnie? Way back in 1995 you told
someone you started jumping, made your first jump, two years before
and it was simply a setup - a "trap" layed for someone in the future,
to ~fool them~ into thinking you had started skydiving in 1993,
instead of 1990? It's a load of crap of course. Let's take a look:
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.skydiving/msg/734305368e9cdffa
< Oct 26 1995, 1:00 am>
"Just started two years ago "
Snuffy D-17105
* * *
Care to see the context or would you just rather continue your present
crawfishing lies to (poorly) cover your lies, liar-boy?
The upshot: Jinnie gets caught in a lie so, as a "man of honor"
<sarcasm, dummy>, Jinnie tells another lie about the lie he was caught
in. Pathetic.
>Thats you on skydiving. Weren't around when I started but yet
>you consider yourself a expert..
Yo, dumbass - where have I ever described myself as an "expert?" I
defy you to point to where I have. The proof is in the pudding,
junior. You: two years and change of weekend jumping, couple hundred
jumps, ate tarmac on your last jump, haven't made more than two jumps
in over 13 years. Me: Still jumping with teeth and gums all totally
tarmac free for just shy of 14 years (knock wood). Jump numbers, time
spent on dropzones learning from real deal skydivers who started
jumping decades before you ever biffed hard your first of many hard
biffs, and airtime? None of these factors makes me an expert - just
(way the fuck) more expert than your boot ass and in clear and no
uncertain terms, you - categorically - are not, never were, and never
will be an expert on anything related to skydiving, save perhaps an
expert being a dangerous idiot, if prolific can be substituted for
expert.
>..Can't go by me saying 2 years.
Ah, the crawfish backpeddle of the abject and clumsy liar caught in
his pathetic lies - "don't believe what I said, believe me." Blow it
out your ass, liar-boy. You got no credibility and the more you dig,
the deeper the hole
> It
>seemed like forever to get my D then I thought 2 years? It was more
>than likely 3 or 4 years even though I chased it hard.
Three or four (even though it couldn't have been more than two and a
half) years is "chased it hard?" Wooo <sarcasm, dummy> 50-70 jumps a
year for a few years. Greased fucking lightning. Now, what pretense
you gonna assume, dumbass? The pretense that you started jumping in
whatever year (before 1993 has been disproven) and the bonafides a
lam-o such as yourself just has to glean from such or that you made X
number of jumps in less time and whatever bonafides you just have to
glean from that? Oh, the quandry, liar boy. The pretense that you're
an "experienced" skydiver having started at such or such time or the
pretense that you are a "hard jumping" skydiver having made such or
such number of jumps in such or such time. Can't have both. Of
course, they're just posing pretenses and neither actually apply so
you can't actually have any. You jumped for a couple years, never got
a lot of experience, didn't make a lot of jumps, and ultimately didn't
have what it takes to keep at it. This is nothing to be ashamed of.
Assuming pretenses and lying about it to skydivers who can spot a
poser a mile off (usually by its stink), that's something to be
ashamed of - that is, if you weren't so lacking in character, that is.
>Time is
>irrelevant when your having fun and it was all fun, even the
>failures-
No, time is VERY relevant when you go around lying to skydivers that
you jumped for a certain number of years when the truth of the matter
is, it was less than half that fabricated time.
>--You see punk I was a sportsman paying my own way you are in
>it to sponge money.
And that's just a feeble construct of yours because given one can fly
a camera and sometimes does, this is not to say that is all one can do
- but you can't recognize this truth becase 1) you don't go to
drozpones or skydive and 2) in your one dimensional, self-affirming,
and timy little mind a person who can fly a camera, that is all they
can do and all that they do - the truth is otherwise but the truth is
not for the likes of you - it tends to hamstring your
self-involvement. Oh, and 3) You never had the jumps and the airtime
to fly a camera in the first place.
>..or another way it could be put is I was a
>slut----->You are a out right whore! waaaaahahahaha hoo hoo
>baaaaaaahaw haw haw
No, you were and are a poser - skydiving because you imagined what it
said about you and later lying about it because what you hoped your
fabrications might say about you. That one can fly a camera is one
thing but it doesn't make anyone special and even if it did, the
ground still comes up just as fast. You try to tell the tarmac you
had been skydiving long enough and been on formations large enough to
keep that tarmac out of your mouth? Did it listen or how did it
taste?
>
>
>> AIG gets government checks
>> and whadya know -------> so do you.
>>
>
>I get two checks, mine were earned and are on going until death.
Parse it anyway you want to, AIG gets government checks and so do you.
>...one
>from the SSA for being a long time tax payer
>over 65 the other from the VA for services rendered to my country and
>injury's related to war service. Two Jerry Two
>BY GOD Govt checks....now you see why I'm always hollering "Pay your
>tax's bitch and quit trying to cheat on them"?
Sure, you're a hypocrite. While you gnash your teeth over some
imagined greed committed by others, nevermind the non-sequitor that
the one giving you such a whipping doesn't pay his taxes, you've no
room to recognize your own greed.
>AIG? AIG payed bonus's to people who didn't know what they were doing
>or did and were just flat practicing dishonest
>business instead of using the money to fix the mess they created- -
Your ignorance is stunning and again, I suggest you keep your
slobbering piehole shut before you spew something because you think it
sounds good. AIG paid bonuses in fullfillment of contract with the
tacit acceptance of the previous administration. Their business
dealings were not dishonest but legal and entirely in keeping with
regulation and accepted practice in the absence of strict regulation
and monitoring. As if they had any money to "fix the mess they
created?" Do you know what a crisis of liquidity is, moron? As if
"they created" the "mess?" You are ignorant and more fool you to
speak in ignorance. Ever hear of Lehman Brothers, moron? There's
others. There were numerous financial institutions which had a hand
in it, dumbass. Taking on bad debt. Absence or poor use of risk
controls, debt insurance being collateralized. But no, you the
enormous moron have latched onto AIG - likely because it's been on the
Tee-Vee lately and it's easy to spell. Thanks for playing, we have
some lovely gifts for you to take home...moron.
>Thats why POTUS and the Congress is pissed off at AIG!
Ah, <sarcasm, dummy> it is just really cool the way you use those
acronyms, and all. It shows you were involved with something that
used acronyms and it must indeed make you, oh, so very special
(tonight, on a Very Special Blossom - a little twerp of a sailor has
issues...)
>POTUS and the
>Congress think old war horses like me are great,
I think that if any public servant when asked what they thought of an
abject and proven liar, they would condemn such behaviour as
dishonorable.
>thats why they set
>money aside for us.
No, money is set aside because it is law, no matter how greedy or how
big a liar you are.
>They seem to like grumpy old men who lived by the
>old codes of honor.
What, like lying and when busted telling lies about the lies? The
"old codes of honor" would advocate keeping one's mouth shut if one
didn't have anything relevant (or truthfull) to say, nevermind a
repugnance for lying and posing. You are without honor. Scorn and
defiance; slight regard, contempt. Those are your companions as you
wave and wrap yourself in some crayon rendered flag, calling it the
"old codes of honor" which you've scribbled onto used toilet- paper -
the last refuge of a little twerp of a liar, categorically without.
...bsrp
...jlk