The REAL Green Golf Ball Joke

[TASMAN]

Allright, folks, I'm tired of having people post half-assed attempts
at what they think the GGBJ is. Several people mailed it to me, and I
don't care what the result is, if I get eternal flames or thrown off
Usenet. Here goes...

*** Warning *** Politically incorrect phrases and words ahead

There's a Polack, a Black, a Mexican, a Lawyer, an Englishman and a
Jewish American Princess, and they all go out to Putt Putt one
Sayturay afternoon.

The Polack goes to the girl working at the counter and says "Can you
get me one of dose dere green balls dere?" The girl says "No' I'm
sorry, those are reserved for children's birthday parties."

The Black goes to the girl, and says "Yo, homegirl, chill ice fresh
cold thrill slick dee word up and sheet?" The girl says "What?". The
Black man says that it was recist that the girl didn't understand what
he said, so he promptly left Putt Putt.

The Mexican goes up to the girl, and says "Hey, ese, how 'bout giving
me one of those green chingalarlas?" The girl again says they're
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