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Returned a scarf because it was too tight. Got really excited.... finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6

To write with a broken pencil is pointless. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. The

Dance naked in front of your pets. Use your Master Card to pay your Visa bill. Bill your doctor for

I have a message for you, a very sad message. My subject will be, "Little Bo Peep". It says

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the accident of evolution had

Bruce, "My date last night promised me to get me back on my feet" Ralph, "How did it

Hi, Did you hear about the accident at a Saw Mill? A worker slipped and fell and his entire left side

POSPause (paws paws): the long momement of avoiding eye contact with the store clerk while the card

jaugustine wrote: [...] > > His mom said, "don't pay any attention to him. He's

1. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. 2. A "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. 3. A Fallopian

On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 4:49:07 PM UTC+1, Aiden Katchorick wrote: > On Thursday, April 6,

A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives

To help save the economy, the government will announce next month that the Immigration Department

https://www.yahoo.com/news/california-may-end-ban-travel-162457707.html A lawmaker in California is

Two elderly men were having a conversation when Bob asked Fred, "how was the memory clinic you

In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly,

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the

The Lone Ranger and his faithful companion, Tonto, went on an important long journey. In order to

On Wednesday, December 20, 1995 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-5, a_poopy_butt wrote: > AND I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!

Wordplay: In the thread “The war on JK Rowling” on alt.buddha.short.fat.guy , Noah Sombrero wrote

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On Wednesday, 22 December 1993 at 22:50:35 UTC-5, John wrote: > Anybody with any jokes or insults

Two dead boys (My favorite poem of all time!) Ladies and gentleman skinny and scout I'll tell you

On Tuesday, June 27, 1995 at 12:30:00 PM UTC+5:30, Frank Reid wrote: > In Article <3sl871$m...@

On Tuesday, December 1, 1998 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-5, Some people's kids... wrote: > Suk Mi Pagoda

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Seen long ago. The out-of-order ones at the end were not part of the original post and were added by

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Kelly's Pool Hall, Eight Ball speaking.