There are no MS lies or "operation" here to end, moron. And our
relentless insults of you relentless lying bozos could never do more
harm to Linux than the blithering of Rex Ballard, Homer, Creepy Chris,
turdv and Fraud 7.
MS has way too much class and taste to employ the likes of me and
Flatfish and Zeke and Clogwog and GreyCloud, et al, to post here and
insult the absolute lying, drooling idiots that call themselves "Linux
advocates".
What stupid-ass lies and idiocy am I talking about?
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7 (aka Fraud 7, aka The President of cola)
* "Microsoft products can only access 3Gb of RAM while Linux has
no RAM limits" (Oct 2008)
* "Linux is expanding at the rate of 1 million+ desktops per week"
* "Linux sells 14 million+ embedded gadgets PER DAY."
* "90% of all products sold with an OS contains Linux." (Jan 2012)
* "97% of all consumer electronics gadgets carry Linux." (Feb 2012)
* "97% of all electronics gadgets sold contains Linux." (Feb 2012)
* "Microsoft is a family run business" (Feb 2012)
* "Microsoft paid $8 billion for a company worth $70 million"
* "Software from the United States is 2nd rate"
* "IBM doesn't use Windows"
* "Windows usage falls to 20%"
* "Ubuntu is expecting 200 million users"
* "Linux is on one-third of all PCs sold"
* "I used to spend 7000 to 9000 pounds a year on Microsoft software"
* "I was European Inventor Of The Year 1995"
* "Latest estimate is 500 million infected Windows computers (May 2011)"
* "Linux fixes all its serious vulnerabilities in roughly 24 hours"
* "Micoshaft has illegally twisted suppliers in Taiwan
to restrict choice of OS preload."
* "The EU accepted bribes and collusion with micoshaftees
to keep Linux from EU and its people"
* "OpenOffice is a derivative of LibreOffice"
* "Microsoft plans to snoop on your voip calls"
* "1/10th of all the Client Desktop Market is now owned by
Android" (Jun 2011)
* "Android malware is removed by Google within 5 minutes of
being reported"
* "Linux and open source is the preferred method of software development
for all major new projects." Jul 2011
* "GPL code is public domain"
* "With GPL you own the code"
* "5% of all US diplomatic communications is to help micoshaft
and appil."
* "Linux is a commercial operating system"
* "Knowing assembler helps you optimize SQL queries"
* "shuffling pointers manually is simpler than writing SQL"
* "I think in hex and bits and byte movements."
* "I never said I was a Linux advocate."
* "Apple locked up BSD Unix"
AZNomad
* "Vista actually requires more ram than a 32bit cpu can address."
* "Office 2008 on a 5ghz machine isn't any faster than office 97 on
a pentium-60."
* "The U.S. armed forces do not use anything from microsoft for
critical data processing."
Creepy Chris Ahlstrom (aka Linosuck)
* "Microsoft killed the Citrix client for Linux"
* "the only products that are making headway against Microsoft
these days are *free* products based on open-source."
* "Office Depot put all its Windows Vista computers on clearance"
* "'chuck it out there and see'" is exactly Microsoft's business model."
* "I forgot I posted my 'personal info' to Usenet long before DFS did"
* "If it weren't for vendors clambering all over Windows systems
keeping them protected and keeping them going, they wouldn't
last a month"
* "Windows isn't ready for the desktop (Jun 2011)"
* "Linux is only marginally more problematic than Windows"
* "Blender seems to be the best way ever to make videos"
* "DFS claimed Windows enabled the Internet"
* "MS got Peter Quinn of Massachusetts fired"
* "DFS is dishonest"
* "Microsoft's repeat customers buy laptops because their 2-year
old systems are infected by malware."
* "Bill Gates promised 'A computer in every home, all running
Microsoft Windows.'"
* "DFS presented 2 calendar year tax forms as if they were for one
fiscal year"
* "OpenOffice tops 20% market share"
* "Ezekiel is a stupid piece of shit shameless transparent idiotic
immoral obtuse fscking asshole liar"
* "Microsoft took over Nokia and made it founder"
* "I wouldn't work for Microsoft for a billion dollars."
* "I never lie in my posts"
* "it's getting pretty damn hard to find real flaws
in Linux these days." (Apr 2012)
* "Ardour, Rosegarden (Apr 2012) is more sophisticated and
functional than the Cakewalk software I used with
Windown 3.1 and NT (15 years ago)"
* "MS Office is slow, bloated, memory hog, clunky, and has a
bad scripting language" (May 2012)
* "I'm 55"
* "Windows 7 'Send To..' will copy a file from the Desktop
to the Desktop"
* "I am completely honest in what I say"
Chris Hunter
* "the entire German government, French government, most of Scandinavia,
/all/ of China, and much of India switched to Linux"
* there is only one Windows user in the 120 houses in my
London neighborhood
Dumb Willie Poaster
* "In their SEC filings, MS says Linux is up to 14% of users"
* "Brazil switched to Linux"
* "Israel got rid of MS Office"
* "Bill Gates gave $100M to fight HIV in India, but gave $421M to
fight Linux"
* "Hadron is a Microsoft zealot"
* "A tailwind reduces lift?!?!?! How in hell does a kite fly then?"
* doesn't understand sockpuppets: "I still laugh at Message-ID
Larry "thinking" I was a 'chrisv' sock, & I wasn't even on
the same continent at the time!"
* "Vista was largely dumped off people's machines in favor of XP"
* "there are 6.5 billion worldwide computer users."
flyer
* "MS Office is dying In India"
Gidget
* "if Windows was the only choice I wouldn't use computers"
* "The Gates Foundation is a money-laundering operation"
* "DFS posts several links a day that are at least 5 years old"
Gooblin
* "I don't hate Microsoft"
* "Microsoft turned existing Kin phones into lifeless bricks when
they quit selling them"
* "The Microsoft Kinect is not a success because it was sold to
existing XBox 360s owners"
* "Skype is the only Microsoft product fit for its purpose"
* "WinPhone7 has shown exactly what people think of Microsoft products"
* "I have had very bad experiences of many Microsoft products"
Greg Shearman
* "If you question DFS's credentials he attempts to threaten you
with lawyers."
* "The microsoft tax is paid on every desktop except Apple"
* "There's no alternative to the Microsoft tax"
Hardon
* "Knowing Word or Excel is a hindrance." (Mar 2012)
Homer
* "half of European govt bodies dumped Windows in 2003"
* "a one-day 6% decline in Google's shares is a small fluctuation"
* "if Windows was the only choice I wouldn't use computers"
* "it takes days to fully setup a Windows system"
* "MS SQL Server can't handle Tesco's product database"
* "With a small team I could've done the Munich migration in
less than six months, including re-engineering all
proprietary components"
* "The PC desktop is gasping its last breath" (Jun 2011)
* "Microsoft was never technically competent"
* "Microsoft inhibited progress in computing for nearly 40 years"
* "I contribute heavily to charity"
* "Nobody is buying Windows 7 (Jun 2011)"
* "MS doesn't support Windows XP (Jun 2011)"
* "DFS showed he didn't know the difference between fibre channel
and SCSI host adapters"
* "Microsoft lost the standards war (Jun 2011)"
* "Windows never actually worked for me, even though I used it for
more than a decade"
* "Android helps solve corporate greed"
* "Skype was a Microsoft takeover"
* "Windows 7 is a failed product (Jun 2011)"
* "Intel only got a slap on the wrist when it was caught red
handed bribing Dell"
* "selfishness and greed seems to be the primary basis of the
American Dream." (Jul 2011)
* "no effective punitive measures have ever been taken
against Microsoft" (Jul 2011)
* "today's political and business culture sees unethical
opportunism as just another business strategy" (Jul 2011)
* "18.5 million Linux devices are sold per day (90% of 7.5 billion
ARM shipments per year)."
* "MS says there's no demand for Linux" (Jan 2012)
* "Dell warned customers not to buy Linux systems" (Jan 2012)
* "Apple tried to monopolise Free Software"
* "Windows printer drivers/packages take half an hour and
install half a gigabyte of shovelware"
* "The Wintel PC is now officially a relic." (May 2012)
* "Microsoft steals your money every time you buy a PC." (May 2012)
Ian Hilliard
* "the whole IT industry has been forced to become a marketing
channel for Microsoft and a few other big software companies"
* "PC applications to not keep the traffic running, control the
traffic lights, keep your bus on time, keep your trains running,
provide the control for nuclear reactors, provide safety relevant
systems for factories or detect if you are sick."
JEDIDIAH
* "DFS Googles for Linux problems because he hasn't experienced any
of his own"
* "sudo is not a Unix thing"
* "I wouldn't accept a free $110K Corvette"
* "Microsoft exerts all of it's power in desktop machines."
* "Win8 Metro is pretty much a clone of Ubuntu Unity."
* "You always have to pay Microsoft."
JeffMoron
* "it takes -DAYS- to get rid of trialware preinstalled on
some Windows systems"
Keith Curtis
* "Bill Gates was my boss"
* "Microsoft is nearly the last proprietary PC software
company standing"
* "In the world of free software the definition of an operating
system changes"
* "Linux has achieved enormous gains against Windows"
Linuxiac
* "Linux is up to 200x faster than Windows"
The Lost Packet
* "Microsoft Office barely works"
Mart van de Wege
* "DFS purposely hid parts of his Debian/Gnome screenshots"
Marti van Lin
* "all Registry cleaners are malware"
* "Linux doesn't just quit working" (he previously said his
Suse system "simply stopped working")
* "Clogwog is a stalker and blackmailer"
Nigel Feltham
"Bill Gates was expelled from Harvard for stealing computer time"
Peter Kohlmann
* didn't disagree that "Windows code has 116x as many bugs
per line as Linux code."
* "Windows apps very often require reboots after install"
* "the Macro capabilities of OpenOffice are every bit as complex as
those of MSOffice" (Dec 2011)
* "I paid for [17 versions of] SuSE Linux from version 5.3 until
Version 9.3"
* "I don't read most of DFS's posts"
* "
www.openbytes.tk is a private site"
* agreed with Fraud 7 that "As of Oct 2008, Microsoft products can
only access 3Gb of RAM while Linux has no RAM limits"
* Finale isn't music composition software because it doesn't compose
the music for you
* "The Windows Registry fails often" (Dec 2011)
* "There are at most a dozen duplicative Linux distributions" (May 2012)
* "Replying to a Snit sockpuppet isn't the same as responding to
Snit" (Jun 2012)
raytard
* "You have to reboot half a dozen times to install Windows apps"
* "I had one or two minor issues in 10 years of using Linux"
* "In Linux it's simple to allow/disallow encryption on an
ext3 partition"
* "you probably can't find Windows apps locally"
Rexford 'Kingmaker' Ballard
* "Vista will probably be based on the BSD kernel"
* "Microsoft executives openly admitted, under oath, that they had
frequently engaged in fraud, extortion, blackmail, and obstruction
of justice as routine business practices."
* 80 million Linux sub-notebooks were sold in 11 months
* "Microsoft requires retailers to turn off all Windows systems if
Linux computers are displayed nearby"
* "Acer, ASUS, and MSI were making profits on Linux machines, until
Microsoft threatened to hold them liable for any Windows XP
installations done by end users."
* "3 billion people each have 3-4 consumer electronic items
running Linux" (Feb 2010)
* "Microsoft has funded the overthrow of Germany, France, and has
almost succeeded in toppling England."
Richard Rasker
* "Vista requires between 10 and 20 times the amount
of system resources Linux needs for equal performance."
* "Vista is the reason computers have quad core CPUs"
* "Vista purchasers in the UK pay 2x what US purchasers pay" (at the
time, it was nearly the same price)
* "Windows code has 116x as many bugs per line as Linux code."
* "People don't need Windows"
RonG
* "Vista requires all new equipment and applications"
* "Microsoft had to buy Visio since they couldn't compete with it."
* "I switched to Linux"
* "Once you get CentOS working it doesn't just stop like Windows does"
* "Apple's empire is falling apart, bit by bit." (Apr 2012)
* "Most M$ programmers are "cut and paste" artists"
* "the Wintrolls love to quote Florian Mueller"
Roy Spamowitz
* "It's official: Microsoft is dying very quickly" (2006)
* Paul Thurrott of Win Supersite doesn't like Windows 7
* "GNU/Linux is the Best Operating System for solid-state drives
(the article he linked as proof said Windows 2000 was)
* "Vista doesn't run on sub-notebooks"
* "Venezuela is going 100% open source by end of 2006" (2006)
* "There are 320,000,000 Windows Zombie machines"
* "The latest Mandriva is perfect."
* "The Austrian justice ministry dumped Microsoft Office and
moved to Free Software" (Jul 2011)
Super Jim
* "I covered 220 miles in 8 hours on a mountain bike"
* "I will unseat MS in <5 years with a team of Linux volunteers"
* "I got 15 hours of battery life with Suse 9.3 w/KDE, but only
3.5 hours of battery life with Windows XP SP2"
Terry Telnet Porter
* "Linux does not have data corruption problems"
* "Vista32 can only use 3GB of RAM and Vista64 is limited to 4GB of RAM"
* "FWBuilder is not available for Windows"
* "I've had absolutely no trouble in 13 years of using Linux."
TomB:
* "a lot of today's popular technologies (server and desktop) are
GNU/Linux only, or at least started off on GNU/Linux."
* "Microsoft gets paid every time someone buys an Ubuntu Dell laptop"
* "Users are stuck with the default desktop environment on Windows"
Tonto (High Plains Thumper)
* "DFS is lying, nymshifting, hypocritical"
* "DFS makes up virtually every number, and many of the "facts"
he posts."
* "Novell is now owned by a Microsoft consortium."
* "Linux was a complete and suitable desktop product in 1998"
* "There has never been anything wrong with desktop Linux (Jun 2011)"
* "Windows is crash-prone (Jun 2011)"
* "Wintrolls complained to advocates' employers"
* "Linux installed base is around 12% - 13%"
turd chrisv
* "Vista needs 4G and 2 fast CPU's to run acceptably well."
* "Windows fits only one situation: a single-user desktop PC"
* "Microsoft imposes the Windows tax upon even the poorest of
third-world countries"
* "Ezekiel claimed Linux isn't ready for the desktop because it
doesn't have iTunes"
* "DFS claims you can get permanent eye damage from installing
Linux improperly"
* "DFS is a filthy liar"
* "cola Linux advocates are good people"
* "There is no advocate on cola who deserves to be called a
stupid piece of shit"
* "Best Buy had multiple aisles lined with AV software."
* "new Win7 machines cost 3x as much for the same performance as
refurbished XP machines with P4 or Core2Duo chips"
* "a monopoly can exist even if there are alternatives"
* "7 has never made as much of a jackass of himself as Zeke"
* "Hadron *hates* Linux with every fiber of his being."
* "Hadron takes the pro-MS position on *every* issue"
* "I don't ask if anyone's mother knows they are a piece of shit."
* "no cola advocate ever said anything about the iPad failing"
* "cola Linux advocates are not fools"
* "I thought all-along the iPad would be a success."
* "To get programmable function keys in Windows you have to pay
around $120 for software"
* "no cola advocates said XP would be a complete failure"
* "malware is natural and healthy"
* "Linux is *never* seen in *any* mainstream store!"
* "Everyone here can see that Ezekiel is a piece of shit"
* "I honestly believe Hadron is Ezekiel"
* "I have honor"
* "All Snit does is lie"
* "Microsoft is an undeniably shitty and corrupt organization."
* "I don't lie"
* "Microsoft products put larger OEMs at a real disadvantage"
* "I've never lied in cola"
* "cola Linux advocates are generally honest"
* "I was completely honest, as always."
* "Only Microsoft can make money selling word processing software"
* "I am 100% honest."
* "users no longer need Windows."
* "I'm honest and fair, as always."
* "No Linux users say 'Linux is perfect.'"
* "I refuse to go through the *significant* effort of documenting
the thought process and research involved in making all the
choices required to build a PC from components." - turdv,
proving he hates too much choice.
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