This Holiday Season, Give the Gift of Poop in a Bag!
Ugh God
This is a hefty beefer, and let me say now, that i thank all of you
for reading it - especially those who read it word for word. You
are the children who will grow up and be something someday,
despite whatever your dad had told you growing up. I'm your new
dad now, so sit down, shut up and eat this!
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12/23/2009. All things ugh.
01. IT'S THE TIME OF THE SEASON FOR LOOOVVVINGGG
02. WHERE?HOUSE! == SEX?DUNGEON!
03. LINK PHARM
04. SHOWS
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01--SEASONS GREETINGS!
The main reason for this email is to wish you all a party full,
drug addled, blackout filled, dangerous, hedonistic and just
plain unsafe holiday season! Remember a few things while
you're out there trick-or-treating or whatever the fuck you decide
to do this holiday season:
o Always wear bright colors so motorists can clearly see you
vomiting out of the side of your friend's car driving home from
that party.
o In a pinch to find a Christmahanaquanzika gift? Have no fear!
If you have an extra thin, brown paper bag lying around simply
go around your neighborhood collecting dog poop and placing
it, delicately, inside the bag! For the more thrifty/crafty people
out there, poop in the bag yourself! Going that extra mile really
shows your loved ones that you care about them!
o Try and tell a child that Santa Claus never existed! You all
grew up believing the lie, don't let your young relatives follow
your depressing patch! Trust me, they'll thank you later! By
instilling Nihilism in the younger generation NOW, we ensure
the destruction of free creative thought early, before things
get "complicated..."
Keep these things in mind and you'll make it through this point
in your life just fine.
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02--THE GREAT HIDDEN HOUSE
The Where?House! is undergoing a transformation, set off by the
unexpected new next door neighbors. As of now, booking is closed
for the space until the spring. This will give your favorite
engineers,
Dan and James, the time they need to clean, fix up and rearrange
the Where?House! bringing it to the apex we've all been expecting
With the help of an old college friend, Dan was able to procure
a handful of professional grade sound boards from the Kimmel
Center. James has been busy tearing out and rebuilding the walls
of the control room, finally painting them the old "panty" colors
from the Dojo Days. Together they are tearing through the work
needed to open up an additional practice room for bands - more
info on that later.
All in all, kudos to those boys. If your band is looking for a place
to record, as always, you can respond to this email and you'll be
put in touch with them. Sex Dungeon!
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03--LINK CITY
Been kinda bored lately so i've been messing around on the
internet. Realized that Ugh God has some links that you might
not know about:
o http://sites.google.com/site/ughgodamn (Free Music)
o http://groups.google.com/group/ugh-god (This Thing)
o http://www.ughgod.org (Real Domain)
o http://myspace.com/ughgod (Duh)
I'm sure there's more. Also, if anyone on this mailing list has
PHOTOS or VIDEOS, please reply to this email to tell me about
it. We know a lot of people have video and we want to include it
in our upcoming DVD Release! (Gasp!!)
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04--SHOWS
And finally, the moment you've been waiting for!
12.29.2009 - Kermit Hell, Dangerbird and Ugh God
@ The M Room (That's this upcoming TUESDAY!)
15 West Girard Ave, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
2.10.2009 - Niagara Falls, Da Comrade! and Ugh God
@ The Kung Fu Necktie
1250 North Front Street, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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BE MARRY!
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UGH GOD, FUCK
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