Hello dearest ones. I wanted to let you know that since the time of my last email to you regarding

Hello everyone. I'm writing you today to let you know that Ugh God started a Kickstarter page for

Listen, I lied. I knew you were here all along. Shit of the matter is that I just didn't care...

Hello All Yins. I'm just gonna go a bit out of form for this evening. I thought maybe a *personal

The berries look ripe. Why don't you pick them? The berries are poison. -~--~--~--~--~--~--~--~--

Booty pop! In case you were wondering where the meat is, check under your bed before replying to this

Very short one today. We've all been under the gun getting tracks ready for our upcoming 7"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLkYKPrI8Ac Just in case you felt like writing me an email asking what

Hey Everyone and the Loved Ones of Everyone, Ugh God hopes that you had a bitchin' Holiday Season

All! This is a hefty beefer, and let me say now, that i thank all of you for reading it - especially

Just a reminder, kittens. Be careful, because Feline Infant Death Syndrome (FIDS) is real. Friday,

It's been a... giant... beast-master. Seriously kids. It's been a serious one, but have no

So this is a quick'un and a sad'un. Some of you know, some of you have not yet heard: Dan

Welcome. Love you. Sorry for the delay in communication, but we've been busy... Well, actually,

Hey guys, Again i am bailing on the formatted messages, but this time with good reason! This is not a

Sorry for the annoyance, but something important has come up. It's a quickie. -~--~--~--~--~--~--

So tired. Been on the phone all day. I cant hear out of my left ear (unrelated) and my head feels

This one is quick and not formatted because i'm lazy. Shut the hell up. We are touring with our

Babes and Bros alike. Amidst cleaning my house i figured i'd let the Roomba take over and sort of

Getting faster and harder for you to think about. Your pal is my pal too! -~--~--~--~--~--~--~--~--~-

Again. Here I am. To. Bother you. Greetings, young and old, bald and lazy. We've all been busy

All in. Always straight. Duh. I just wanted to keep you small chickens updated with some of the

We're on tour! Check out my blog for updates on our tour ridiculousness http://chowsus.blogspot.

Well, Here it is. Not much going on with us. But there are some things that I need YOU to KNOW. Def

To you. Someone with nominal amounts of body hair coverage. My mouth tastes like sick. Wanted to help

Ugh God warms for you all bread. This is just a minor show reminder... And a little kiss for your

Ugh God greets you heartily, tastycake! We are planning many things. And many of these things you