SMITHSONIAN TO HONOR ED CONRAD

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WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) --
We all know Republicans hate Democrats
(vice versa) and atheists hate Creationists
(verse visa) but at the Smithsonian just
about everyone loves Ed Conrad.
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After all, who else has given the Institution
so much GREAT PUBLICITY over the
past few decades?
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In recognition of Mr. Conrad's numerous
contributions, the Smithsonian will
dedicate a statue to the infamous
discoverer on its front lawn outside
its Museum of Natural History on
Memorial Day.
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This is a peek preview of what good ol'
Ed will look like in bronze and concrete.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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We realize that Ed has done so much good
for mankind that it's sometimes difficult
to remember, especially if you have early
signs of Alzheimer's.
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Here, then, is a brief review.
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.letterman/browse_thread/thread/5138f7b9c9b45a7b/d77d55d0997ecefc?q=%22ed+conrad%22+krogman
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David Iain Greig, longtime moderator of
the talk.origins news group, will deliver the
keynote speech at the dedication and said
it will be entitled, "UP YOURS" and last
approximately 90-95 minutes.
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Dignitaries and other famous people are
expected to attend the ceremony and stick
around for the delicious home-cooked
meal that will follow. They include . . .
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Mark Zuckerberg
Facebook typists
John Edwards
J. Edgar Hoover
Penn State University
Humphrey Pennyworth
Humphrey Bogart
George Carlin
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Penn State University
Genghis Khan
Humphrey Pennyworth
Humphrey Bogart
George Carlin
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Genghis Khan
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
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The Fox News cameraman on 911
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cvWwIxMbmE
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Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Roger Ailes
Klaatu
Eli and Peyton Manning
Rush Limbaugh
Roseanne Roseannadanna
Lady Gaga
Jerry Sandusky
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
Paul PZ Meyers
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
Merrill Lynch
Idi Amin
BillO Reilly
Admiral General Aladeen
J. C. Penny
The Koch Brothers
Joe McGinniss
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Tokyo Rose
Elvis Presley
Domino's Pizza drivers
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Father Guido Sarducci (revealing the size of just ONE of his sins)
http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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Sean "Ins" Hannity
Lady Liberty (PO Box 1776, Governor's lsland, NY)
G. Willikers
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
John Q. Pubic
Ronald McDonald
60 Minutes
Harvard University
787,344 Walmart Customers
Judas Iscariot
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origins
Johns Hopkins University
Casey Stengel
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Phil Morris
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Anatomists
Joe Stalin
American Anthropological Association
The Grim Reaper
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Moore
St. Atus Quo
President Obama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Reddy Kilowatt
Julian Assange
Jeff Rense
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Ed Conrad, shown beating a dead horse called "Evolution" that'll be
off to the Glue Factory.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjoMQJf5vKI
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The Good Shepherd
Silas Mariner
Benjamin "Benny" Hill
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
Woody Allen
Entire St. Louis Cardinals baseball team & Mascot
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Popeye and Olive Oyl
American Society for Investigative Pathology
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Falin Palin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
The Good Samaritan
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
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The Girls at Mustang Ranch
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http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/01/mustang-ranch.jpg
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The Three Wise Men
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
Mother Teresa
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Oral Roberts
Oral Sex
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins - (David Iain Greig moderator)
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Joe Paterno
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
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Sonia of Operation Repo
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http://img.poptower.com/pic-26453/sonia-pizarro-operation-repo.jpg?d=600
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Forensic Files
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
Facebook typists
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Buddy Holly
Predators Society -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
University of Pennsylvania student body
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
Flash Gordon
sci.med.pathology
Boris Karloff
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
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Stephen Hawking, who's now in God's corner
http://www.elihu.envy.nu/NeoPics/Sounds/Hawking1.wav
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The Warner Brothers
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
Brad Pitt
American Journal of Pathology
Stagehands of "Dancing With the Stars"
Peyton Manning
Donald Rumsfeld
American Society of Primatologists
National Primate Association
Piers Morgan
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Mexico Drug Cartels
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
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Charles Manson
http://static7.businessinsider.com/image/4f7dc4ec6bb3f7255a000066/cha...
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National Enquirer
The Stooge Brothers
New York Post
Mrs. Sippi
Newsweek
Philadelphia Inquirer
Steve Colbert and The Entire Nation
Meet the Press
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
National Enquirer
The nation's Death Row inmates
Washington Post
Wall Street Journal
Yogi Berra
The View
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman