JOSE, CAN YOU SEE? (Or Can't You?)

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I'M FATHER SARDUCCI AND
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DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOU NEED
A CANE AND SEEING-EYE DOG
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Get your eyes tested to-day -- for FREE.
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Close both eyes and tell us what you see.
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Is this a man-like whale or a whale-like man?
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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Either answer is correct. Let's proceed with the test.
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ARE THESE ROCKS OR PETRIFIED BONES?
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(Space available below for your answer)
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Do not begin test until your hear the music
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http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/
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HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . . ?
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL" ?
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-- Wilton M. Krogman was a world-famous physical anthropologist and
human anatomist
who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/catcalv.jpg
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A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER ?
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
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A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale) ?
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
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MR. LONGEARS EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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STATE-OF-ART TESTING RESULTS SHOULD
HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR DECISION
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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Pay no attention to this, either . . .
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THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN
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POETS' CORNER
(Just Killing Time Waiting for Your Answer)
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"Evolutionists, their interests SO vested,
And Poor Truth, for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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KROGMAN IDENTIFIED THIS FOSSIL AS A TIBIA
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/bones.jpg
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Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
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Here are several views of a portion of a giant prehistoric scorpion
identified as such by Krogman.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
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WHERE THESE FOSSILS WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath
Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable
physical evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger.
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< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
-- Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan --
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300...
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http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-539313
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
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Today's Bonus
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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LATEST FBI PHOTO OF ED CONRAD
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Please don't shoot his eyes out.
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I am now thoroughly convinced that Ed Conrad's
mind-boggling discoveries are . . .
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Rocks ______
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Petrified Bones (dated at 280,000,000 years ____
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Brief list of folks who have taken -- and
flunked -- the eye test.
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. Edgar Hoover
Stephen Hawking
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Penn State University
George Carlin
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Genghis Khan
Roger Ailes
Klaatu
Eli and Peyton Manning
Rush Limbaugh
Roseanne Roseannadanna
Lady Gaga
Jerry Sandusky
Paul PZ Meyers
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
Merrill Lynch
Billo Reilly
General Aladeen
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The Koch Brothers
Joe McGinniss
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Tokyo Rose
Elvis Presley
Domino's Pizza drivers
Sean "Ins" Hannity
Lady Liberty (PO Box 1776, Governor's lsland, NY)G. Willikers
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
John Q. Pubic
Ed Conrad
McDonald's Happy Meal
60 Minutes
Sober residents of Ocean City, N.J.
Harvard University
Immanuel Velikovsky
787,344 Walmart Customers
Judas Iscariot
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origin
Johns Hopkins University
Casey Stengel
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Phil Morris
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
Joe Stalin
American Anthropological Association
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
Lee Harvey Oswald
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Moore
Jeff Rense
Fox News cameramen on 911
St. Atus Quo
President Obama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Reddy Kilowatt
Julian Assange
The Good Shepherd
Silas Mariner
Benjamin "Benny" Hill
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
Woody Allen
Entire St. Louis Cardinals baseball team & Mascot
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Popeye and Olive Oil
American Society for Investigative Pathology
The Smithsonian Institution
Kreskin
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Falin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Geraldo Rivera
The Good Samaritan
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
The Three Wise Men
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
Mother Teresa
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Rick Sanatorium
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Oral Roberts
Oral Sex
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Joe Paterno
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Forensic Files
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Buddy Holly
Predators Society -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
University of Pennsylvania student body
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
Flash Gordon
sci.med.pathology
Boris Karloff
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
Stephen Hawking
The nation's Death Row inmates
The Warner Brothers
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
Brad Pitt
American Journal of Pathology
Stagehands of "Dancing With the Stars"
Pope John XXIII
Peyton Manning
Donald Rumsfeld
American Society of Primatologists
National Primate Association
Piers Morgan
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Mexico Drug Cartels
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
National Enquirer
The Stooge Brothers (all 3 of us)
New York Daily News
New York Post
Mrs. Sippi
Newsweek
Washington Insider
Philadelphia Inquirer
Steve Colbert and The Nation
Meet the Press
David Gregory
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
National Enquirer
National Lampoon
Washington Post
Sean Penn
Wall Street Journal
Yogi Berra
The View
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Toronto Star
Charles Manson