Lou Proctor <
land...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:407652020.675441018.98...@nntp.aioe.org:
> The Motherfucking Chad <
themotherf...@protonmail.com> wrote:
>> On Sat, 14 May 2022 04:31:38 -0700, Family Guy wrote:
>>
>>> On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 2:56:56 PM UTC-4, the narcissistic
>>> sociopath and pathological liar Chadlee Anvil "The Chad" Bryant as
>>> The Motherfucking Chad wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 12 May 2022 22:07:39 -0700, Alex "Dink" Cain wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 7:48:16 PM UTC-4, The Motherfucking
>>>>> Chad wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 12 May 2022 23:25:20 +1000, ]v[etaphoid wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> a 2,615 mile, two day bus trip from Vermont to Phoenix to go to
>>>>>>> a concert
>>>>>> Maybe you'd travel like that, but I know how to fly west and rent
>>>>>> a car for a looping road trip through the southwest U.S.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Stay stupid, Outback Jackoff.
>>>>>
>>>>> I can't see you willingly wearing a mask for two hours or more.
>>>> Why would I be wearing a mask?
>>>
>>> Because you were flying on a plane
>>
>> 1. I flew United.
>>
>> 2. A flight across the flyover country of the United States of
>> Lowered Expectations takes longer than two hours.
From NYC (LaGuardia or Kennedy) to San Diego is approximately 6 hours in
the air. You can subtract about an hour for Sky Harbor (Phoenix). The
other way is faster (5 hours) as it moves along with the jet stream. The
pilot on one flight commented that it is about a 75MPH difference.
From Chadpon's imaginary real estate empire in Vermont, flying out of
the Burlington VT airport to Phoenix isn't a direct flight though. So
it's almost a whole waking day from hovel to hovel.
>>>>> For that matter I can't see someone willing to sit next to you for
>>>>> that long, either.
>>>> My wife did.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> The imaginary one?
>>
>> The very real one that I sleep next to most of the time.
>>
>> My life is far better than yours.
>>
>
> I’ll bet your imaginary wife is super hot and gives great blowjobs.
>
> Actually, I know she does - since I imagine flying with her and
> jamming my cock and balls down her ever willing throat too!
Can you imagine Chadweasel inflating her during the flight if he gets
the (hopefully infrequent) urge? His bloated face and chins would look
like a rotten strawberry about a quarter of the way through.