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Public Apology - Chadlee Anvil Bryant

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]v[etaphoid

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Apr 19, 2016, 3:25:44 PM4/19/16
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As instructed again by my ISP after further complaints, I hereby offer
a full and unconditional apology for any inadvertant pain or sufferring
which my previous Usenet posts may have caused one Chadlee Anvil
Bryant.

I was unaware of that my light-hearted jibes were having such a
detrimental impact on his quality of life and unreservedly apologise if
any of my postings have been misconstrued.

Contrary to all of my previous postings, and those of many others in
rec.sport.pro.wrestling, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fucknozzles and
alt.fan.cousin-fucking, I have no conclusive proof of many of the
things I have accused Chad of. I hereby submit the following list of
corrections, of which I am sure there are many more and which I will
humbly correct if made so aware.

It may be very possible that Chad's marriage to the person I have
claimed was his cousin is entirely consentual. The scales may have been
out at the police station where he was arrested two years ago and where
it was claimed he weighed 253lbs. His $99 PC probably is faster than
the 2nd hand units they give away to starving Africans. He possibly did
stop a rapist in one of the bathrooms at his work via one perfectly
executed spinkick. He was well within his rights to resign from his job
rather than sit a psychiatric evaluation as required by his former
employers. I'm sure there is a stupider Mormon somewhere in Salt Lake
City. It is indeed lawful to marry your cousin in many jurisdictions
around the world. I have no way of knowing if Chad has a micro-penis.
He is well within his rights to netkop and doing so is not proof of his
cowardice. He may not actually blow that hard at all. His body fat
index is none of my concern. Chad may not eat stale bread. His arrest
for shoplifting and contempt of court could feasibly be a case of
mistaken identity. He is possibly not a convicted stalker or
paedophile. Chad may not be a cunt after all, and I shall desist in
calling him one if he suggests he takes offence at the assertion.

So there you have it as demanded again, Chad - I'm so, so sorry...

]v[etaphoid

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Jun 23, 2018, 1:43:59 AM6/23/18
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]v[etaphoid was thinking very hard :
I still feel bad about this.

Hurtful remarks are rpobably part of the reason why people like Chadlee
and "me" turned out the way they did...

]v[etaphoid

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May 20, 2019, 6:07:56 AM5/20/19
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]v[etaphoid was thinking very hard :
I still feel bad about this.

Hurtful remarks are doubtlessly part of the reason why people like

Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)

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May 20, 2019, 7:36:44 PM5/20/19
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]v[etaphoid <m...@phoid.con> wrote in
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Thanks for not mentioning the incidents with Beth and the dildos.

]v[etaphoid

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May 25, 2019, 12:27:34 AM5/25/19
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on 21/05/2019, Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle) supposed :
There's some great information available on Chad through simple google
searches of Chad + Beth Frindell.

Like this expose;

https://rec.sport.pro-wrestling.narkive.com/eVpAiIuX/chadjunkiebryantdeadbeatdadfaq

Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)

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May 25, 2019, 9:46:36 AM5/25/19
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]v[etaphoid <m...@phoid.con> wrote in
]news:mn.cb637e35dd...@phoid.con:
This is a beaut! Calling him a mong might not be all that inaccurate
after all. I'd forgotten our Signorelli sockpuppet wrote this 20 years
ago.


https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/rec.sport.pro-
wrestling/bCngpb67ZuU/AejGJG8lPiYJ

"Subject: SERIOUS: Does Chad have mild downs syndrome? A theory.....

Theory:
Does Chad Bryant have a mild form of Downs Syndrome?

Facts:
Chad exhibits the classic physical appearance of a downs syndrome
sufferer.

Chad exhibits an undirected anger, another trait of mild downs
syndrome.

Chad has multiple personalities, his offline persona, his online
persona, and an unknown "real life" persona

Beth Frindell was in fact, a Special Education teacher at Bakersfield
High School, the school Chad admits he attended.

Let us examine these facts and formulate a hypothesis.

1. Chad's physical appearance.

Chad's facial structure exhibits classic Downs Syndrome. The eyes are
abnormally apart, the head is somewhat mishaped. Attached to this post
is a jpg, unaltered, to illustrate the point.

2. Chad's anger.

Chad exhibits anger, a lot of anger. Much of this anger is undirected.
He also has a tendency to cling to radical causes usually outside the
mainstream of popular thought. Examples: His fascination with Marxism,
and Nazism. Chad propagates these beliefs NOT because he believes in
them, but because they cause anger, strife, and give him attention.
Another classic Downs syndrome trait: the need to reflect ones own
anger, through acts of hostilities, upon others. Aove all, the downs
syndrome person craves attention, ANY attention, which Chad does
through his netcopping and nazi/marxist beliefs.

3. Chad has multiple personalities.

Chad professes to be a Mormon, one of the most peaceful and benevolent
religions there is. Yet, Chad constantly, through his anger ridden
online persona, goes against these Mormon ideals. Another classic
downs syndrome trait: constantly contradicting one sideals for the
sake of attention.

4. Beth Frindell.

Beth Frindell, whom Chad has admitted to being a pupil of, was the
Special education teacher at Bakersfield High School, where Chad
attended. Chad's anger towards her is classic downs syndrome
retaliation. Beth attempted to give Chad boundaries and rules, Chad
rebelled. Beth entrusted Chad with the care of her home, Chad,
naturally, stole her credit card and got an AOL account.
Beth attempted to give Chad's life discipline and order, Chad viewed
this out of context, as a typical downs syndrome sufferer cannot tell
between the natural law of society and punishment.

Also take into account Chad's refusal to admit when he is wrong or is
caught doing something illegal or unethical.

Chad was caught with Beth's credit card. His solution: run away to
Utah and create a libelous web page against her.

Chad's libelous web page was taken down by Geocities. Chad claims he
was going to move it anyway, then he does to AOL, who also take it
down. Chad claims, rather ludicrously, that someone uploaded nazi hate
links to his site. A fact that was denied in an official geocities
email.

Chad's job at Sisna.com involved monitoring for system violations.
Chad, again in a position of trust, violates that trust by abusing his
power and getting people tos'd through false information.

Chad quits/is terminated from Sisna.com after the mysterious theft of
computer equipment from the company. Chad claims nepotism was his
reason for leaving, neglecting to inform the newsgroup of the theft
and his questioning by the Utah police over the matter.

Chad's response to these allegations have been vague, like a child
caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

Chad obsesses with proving peoples real life identities for his own
amusement. This is a classic downs syndrome trait, the need to make
others lives suffer in retaliation of the condition they suffer.
Chad's online deja.news stalking of Stone Golyms posts, as well as his
belief, despite proof to the contrary that I am 30 somethign years
old, is an example fo this.

To sum up, it is clear Chad has what is called "mild downs syndrome
1", the mildest form of the disease, but which still carries the above
talked about conditions.

I think now that instead of continuing to abuse Chad, we should try
and understand his mental defficiency and act accordingly."

]v[etaphoid

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May 25, 2019, 6:29:24 PM5/25/19
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Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle) formulated on Saturday :
> 2. Chad's anger.
>
> Chad exhibits anger, a lot of anger. Much of this anger is undirected.
> He also has a tendency to cling to radical causes usually outside the
> mainstream of popular thought. Examples: His fascination with Marxism,
> and Nazism. Chad propagates these beliefs NOT because he believes in
> them, but because they cause anger, strife, and give him attention.
> Another classic Downs syndrome trait: the need to reflect ones own
> anger, through acts of hostilities, upon others. Aove all, the downs
> syndrome person craves attention, ANY attention, which Chad does
> through his netcopping and nazi/marxist beliefs.
>
> 3. Chad has multiple personalities.
>
> Chad professes to be a Mormon, one of the most peaceful and benevolent
> religions there is. Yet, Chad constantly, through his anger ridden
> online persona, goes against these Mormon ideals. Another classic

[slow clap]

Outstanding work, Other Meta. I've somehow managed to never read that
before but it makes so much sense. I've always thought his deformation
was Cushings Syndrome, but it may well be Downs Syndrome instead. The
original author (you or I?) nailed Chad's sociopathic tendencies and
the genetic disorder which likely caused them.

I shall take this under consideration and be a lot more accomodating to
the childlike future tantrums of Chadwick.

But not Phil Dercucci. Because he's not Chad. No way sirree Bob...

Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)

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May 25, 2019, 7:27:30 PM5/25/19
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]v[etaphoid <m...@phoid.con> wrote in news:mn.d1fd7e35cab052d4.136487
@phoid.con:
I guess we do good work. Next time we're in Vegas, we will have to shoot
a few youtube videos and do a road trip to the lair of the Chadweasel.

Invite him out for a dinner someplace perhaps? You never know, maybe away
from all that fibreboard he might settle down a bit.

]v[etaphoid

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May 25, 2019, 7:49:39 PM5/25/19
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Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle) used his keyboard to write :
He sure does love his fibreboard furniture. And more than that, he
knows it earmarks him as impoverished, tasteless white trash as
evidenced by his insulting of his many imagined enemies "who have never
decorated their living spaces with anything besides cheap pressed
fibreboard shit".

https://imgur.com/a/IBkiAo9

Chad's garbage, and Chad knows it...

]v[etaphoid

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May 8, 2022, 8:28:46 AM5/8/22
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]v[etaphoid explained :
He never did forgive me...

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