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PJB

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May 20, 2008, 11:43:01 PM5/20/08
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Great to see you back Darryl. Now let's see the back of the
chuckers. Next stop Sri Lanka.

StraightDrive

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May 20, 2008, 11:56:41 PM5/20/08
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"PJB" <pbai...@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
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> Great to see you back Darryl. Now let's see the back of the
> chuckers.

Only if they are non-white.

>Next stop Sri Lanka.


Yep the list is Sri Lanka, Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, WI, Zimbabwe.


Part time bowler Marlon Samuels should be banned for chucking, Shoaib
Akhtar,
Harbhajan should be reported for chucking but blue eyed blondies Brett Lee,
Shaun Tait, Flintoff and Kyle Mills should be given freedom to chuck.

Way to go Daryl Hair


R. Spanditt

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May 21, 2008, 1:20:48 AM5/21/08
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> Part time bowler Marlon Samuels should be banned for chucking, Shoaib
> Akhtar,
> Harbhajan should be reported for chucking but blue eyed blondies Brett Lee,
> Shaun Tait, Flintoff and Kyle Mills should be given freedom to chuck.

That would just be racist dude, only those who are actually chucking
need to be rid of. Tait obviously doesn't throw, nor Fred.

StraightDrive

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May 21, 2008, 2:09:40 AM5/21/08
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"R. Spanditt" <dnarm...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Fred and Tait would have been banned if they are dark skinned.

Just ask NZ team about Shaun Tait and Aussie team about Fred in
2005 or 2006 Ashes series.

I have zero respect for low iq morons like you R Spanditt aka R Shakey or
whatever shit you call yourself.

R. Spanditt

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May 21, 2008, 9:26:18 PM5/21/08
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On May 21, 4:09 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>
wrote:
> "R. Spanditt" <dnarmstr...@gmail.com> wrote in message

>
> news:c4c3bf5d-a435-4a67...@w4g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> >> Part time bowler Marlon Samuels should be banned for chucking, Shoaib
> >> Akhtar,
> >> Harbhajan should be reported for chucking but blue eyed blondies Brett
> >> Lee,
> >> Shaun Tait, Flintoff and Kyle Mills should be given freedom to chuck.
>
> > That would just be racist dude, only those who are actually chucking
> > need to be rid of. Tait obviously doesn't throw, nor Fred.
>
> Fred and Tait would have been banned if they are dark skinned.
>
> Just ask NZ team about Shaun Tait and Aussie team about Fred in
> 2005 or 2006 Ashes series.

NZ team was asked and they would not call Tait a chucker.
I don't think anyone's really ever seriously asked if Fred is a
chucker, because if you watch him bowl his action is absolutely fine.
Shame your racial issues have not improved, mate. I'd say you're an
adult. Start behaving like one you parasite.

StraightDrive

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May 22, 2008, 1:08:39 AM5/22/08
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"R. Spanditt" <dnarm...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On May 21, 4:09 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>
wrote:
> "R. Spanditt" <dnarmstr...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:c4c3bf5d-a435-4a67...@w4g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> >> Part time bowler Marlon Samuels should be banned for chucking, Shoaib
> >> Akhtar,
> >> Harbhajan should be reported for chucking but blue eyed blondies Brett
> >> Lee,
> >> Shaun Tait, Flintoff and Kyle Mills should be given freedom to chuck.
>
> > That would just be racist dude, only those who are actually chucking
> > need to be rid of. Tait obviously doesn't throw, nor Fred.
>
> Fred and Tait would have been banned if they are dark skinned.
>
> Just ask NZ team about Shaun Tait and Aussie team about Fred in
> 2005 or 2006 Ashes series.

.>NZ team was asked and they would not call Tait a chucker.


You are a born pathological liar like the rest of your ilk. You parasites
start lying and spinning from the moment you are born.

>>I don't think anyone's really ever seriously asked if Fred is a
>>chucker, because if you watch him bowl his action is absolutely fine.


Australians accused Flintoff and Simon Jones of tampering the ball to get
reverse swing.

There were plenty of reports about Flintoff's chucking. If nobody seriously
asked if Flintoff is chucking its because you fuckers are racists like
Andrew Dunford
who keep bashing a BLACK PLAYER Marlon Samuels (For gods sake he is a
friggin PART TIME BOWLER) unlike Shaun Tait, Kyle Mills and Flintoff.


>>Shame your racial issues have not improved, mate.


Shame on you low iq racist morons and sadists criticizing me when your
bodies are
filled with every despicable criminal acts.

>> I'd say you're an
>>adult. Start behaving like one you parasite.


Looks like you didnt get enough of your fag husband's dick today.

You are just one more pitiable organism like your comrades on this planet
that
amuses me to no end.

You clowns have no shame whatsoever even after I single handedly beat the
shit
out of you for so many years. You keep coming back like fucking parasitic
leeches
with the same boring shit.

As I told you before the you make the lowest form of life on this planet
look
like Gods.

Every time one of your ilk dies, it is celebration time for the rest of the
planet.

R. Spanditt

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May 22, 2008, 1:52:32 AM5/22/08
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On May 22, 3:08 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>

wrote:
> "R. Spanditt" <dnarmstr...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:47d771c0-e27e-4b40...@l17g2000pri.googlegroups.com...
> On May 21, 4:09 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > "R. Spanditt" <dnarmstr...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:c4c3bf5d-a435-4a67...@w4g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
>
> > >> Part time bowler Marlon Samuels should be banned for chucking, Shoaib
> > >> Akhtar,
> > >> Harbhajan should be reported for chucking but blue eyed blondies Brett
> > >> Lee,
> > >> Shaun Tait, Flintoff and Kyle Mills should be given freedom to chuck.
>
> > > That would just be racist dude, only those who are actually chucking
> > > need to be rid of. Tait obviously doesn't throw, nor Fred.
>
> > Fred and Tait would have been banned if they are dark skinned.
>
> > Just ask NZ team about Shaun Tait and Aussie team about Fred in
> > 2005 or 2006 Ashes series.
>
> .>NZ team was asked and they would not call Tait a chucker.
>
> You are a born pathological liar like the rest of your ilk. You parasites
> start lying and spinning from the moment you are born.
>

And all because of the colour of our skin - amazing how skin colour
automatically transfers into such undesirable character traits, how
fascinating.

StraightDrive

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May 22, 2008, 1:56:09 AM5/22/08
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"R. Spanditt" <dnarm...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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R Spanditt,

Two months back I "discouraged" a friend of mine from filing a
complaint of racism against her white colleague.

I completely regret it now.

If you turn back time, I will help her in filing a racism complaint
against that racist dick.

StraightDrive

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May 22, 2008, 2:17:11 AM5/22/08
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"R. Spanditt" <dnarm...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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YES

You can see that in every fucking aspect of your culture.


Paul Bailey

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May 22, 2008, 7:02:55 AM5/22/08
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off to the head doctor for u straight drive...

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Paul Bailey

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May 22, 2008, 7:08:46 AM5/22/08
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I don't think you're very straight, straight drive. definitely a wacko,
gay, poo punching, ring pirate.


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StraightDrive

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May 22, 2008, 6:19:40 PM5/22/08
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You just dont get it do you Paul Bailey ?

I never gave a fuck about what morons from your culture "think"
if you can think in the first place.

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StraightDrive

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May 22, 2008, 6:21:03 PM5/22/08
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"Paul Bailey" <pbai...@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
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> off to the head doctor for u straight drive...


Sure.......to laugh at you low iq programmed morons.

StraightDrive

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May 22, 2008, 7:15:31 PM5/22/08
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"Paul Bailey" <pbai...@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
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>I don't think you're very straight, straight drive. definitely a wacko,
>gay, poo punching, ring pirate.
>


Mr Paul Bailey aka PJB aka pjbailey aka CERTIFIED LUNATIC,

You calling me a wacko must be the joke of the century on rsc.

Are you still having horrific nightmares and are you still screaming, Mr PJB
aka Paul Bailey ?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.depression.medication/msg/5da77be5b51bf82e

Are you still agitated and becoming teary at the 'drop of a hat'
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.anxiety-panic.moderated/msg/140fb05deef82a86

Is Xanax knocking out your panic attacks very quickly and effectively ?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.anxiety-panic.moderated/msg/df07eac383513f47

Do you still feel TEARY and SAD and CRY after having having lunch ?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.anxiety-panic.moderated/msg/515f219322520d6f

ROFLMAO

A few of your RACIST ATTACKS on Asians.

Asia is a land of slease, lies, cheating and innuendo
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/eaa4243d9100bfb8

Fine or Suspend India
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/df8b8a1bce12ea74

Asian cricket mafia can't beat us
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/cf5a26bd80b8d59b

StraightDrive

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May 22, 2008, 7:16:12 PM5/22/08
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"Paul Bailey" <pbai...@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
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> off to the head doctor for u straight drive...


Hahahahahahahaha.......


Mr Paul Bailey aka PJB aka pjbailey aka CERTIFIED LUNATIC,

You calling me a wacko must be the joke of the century on rsc.

Are you still having horrific nightmares and are you still screaming, Mr PJB
aka Paul Bailey ?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.depression.medication/msg/5da77be5b51bf82e

Are you still agitated and becoming teary at the 'drop of a hat'
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.anxiety-panic.moderated/msg/140fb05deef82a86

Is Xanax knocking out your panic attacks very quickly and effectively ?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.anxiety-panic.moderated/msg/df07eac383513f47

Do you still feel TEARY and SAD and CRY after having having lunch ?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.anxiety-panic.moderated/msg/515f219322520d6f

ROFLMAO

A few of your RACIST ATTACKS on Asians.

Asia is a land of slease, lies, cheating and innuendo
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/eaa4243d9100bfb8

Thunnus Albacarus

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May 22, 2008, 9:13:22 PM5/22/08
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Thank god we get another decent umpire back. I like an ump who calls it
down the line.

**MattO**

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May 22, 2008, 9:29:28 PM5/22/08
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On May 23, 11:13 am, Thunnus Albacarus

<ThunnusAlbaca...@nothotmail.com> wrote:
> Thank god we get another decent umpire back. I like an ump who calls it
> down the line.

Yes. The best umpire in the world is back on centre stage. With the
ICC lacking decent umpires and of course the IPL circus going on we
need the best in the business and that is none other than Darrell Hair.

R. Spanditt

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May 22, 2008, 10:44:45 PM5/22/08
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Except for when his decisions go against Asian teams, in which case he
is blatantly racist, of course.

Ærchie

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May 22, 2008, 10:49:09 PM5/22/08
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet R. Spanditt was standin' in the
doorway saying:

It seems it is racist to follow the Laws of Cricket these days - - -


Ærchie
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Don't visit my blog, it is private property!
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Latest Post - de Beauvoir’s Beaver

R. Spanditt

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May 22, 2008, 11:02:49 PM5/22/08
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On May 23, 12:49 pm, Ærchie <archiv...@pphotmail.com> wrote:
> The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
> any sense had already left town. Yet  R. Spanditt  was standin' in the
> doorway saying:
>
> >On May 23, 11:29 am, "**MattO**" <matt...@rleague.com> wrote:
> >> On May 23, 11:13 am, Thunnus Albacarus
>
> >> <ThunnusAlbaca...@nothotmail.com> wrote:
> >> > Thank god we get another decent umpire back. I like an ump who calls it
> >> > down the line.
>
> >> Yes. The best umpire in the world is back on centre stage. With the
> >> ICC lacking decent umpires and of course the IPL circus going on we
> >> need the best in the business and that is none other than Darrell Hair.
>
> >Except for when his decisions go against Asian teams, in which case he
> >is blatantly racist, of course.
>
> It seems it is racist to follow the Laws of Cricket these days - - -
>

Sarcasm, dear Aerch, sarcasm: a key instrument in the art of
antagonisation.

**MattO**

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May 22, 2008, 11:14:49 PM5/22/08
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On May 23, 12:49 pm, Ærchie <archiv...@pphotmail.com> wrote:
>
> It seems it is racist to follow the Laws of Cricket these days - - -

Exactly. Hair umpires to the rules of the game and follows the rules
of the game. Sorry that TV organisations want to make it all a fix.
Hair is above that and has always been integral and fair in his
decision making - except giving Craig McDermott out in 1993.

StraightDrive

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May 22, 2008, 11:31:06 PM5/22/08
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"Thunnus Albacarus" <ThunnusA...@nothotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Thank god we get another decent umpire back. I like an ump who calls it
> down the line.

You mean PJB aka pjbailey aka Paul Bailey is Darrel Hair the
RACIST UMPIRE ?

StraightDrive

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May 22, 2008, 11:32:36 PM5/22/08
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"**MattO**" <mat...@rleague.com> wrote in message
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The best RACIST umpire and also Australian Darrell Hair who officiated and
NEVER
CALLED his fellow blue eyed australian blonde Brett Lee for CHUCKING.

StraightDrive

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May 22, 2008, 11:33:29 PM5/22/08
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"R. Spanditt" <dnarm...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Except for the best racist umpire Darrell Hair who NEVER called WHITE
PLAYERS for CHUCKING and CHEATING.

StraightDrive

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May 22, 2008, 11:34:07 PM5/22/08
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"Ærchie" <arch...@pphotmail.com> wrote in message
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Ofcourse IT IS if you ONLY call colored players and LET white players to
CHUCK and
CHEAT.

StraightDrive

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May 22, 2008, 11:35:11 PM5/22/08
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"R. Spanditt" <dnarm...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Yep.....starting from resident clown Andrew Dungford every one of his
worshippers from
NZ, Aus and Eng including you are SARCASM EXPERTS.

StraightDrive

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"**MattO**" <mat...@rleague.com> wrote in message
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On May 23, 12:49 pm, Ærchie <archiv...@pphotmail.com> wrote:
>
> It seems it is racist to follow the Laws of Cricket these days - - -

>>Exactly. Hair umpires to the rules of the game and follows the rules
>>of the game.


I have seen a few hundred million of western morons like you who
CONTINUE to "DISCUSS" and 'DEBATE" "IF" bush LIED 5 years
"after the FACT".

And the best part is you morons will keep discussing it FOREVER.

Likewise you will continue to SUPPORT a RACIST UMPIRE Darrell
Hair who CALLS only SL, India and Pak players while ALLOWING
WHITE PLAYERS to CHUCK and CHEAT.

How come none of you are bothered by the fact that Lee, Tait, Flintoff
and Kyle Mills were NEVER CALLED but a friggin PART TIME
black bowler Marlon Samuels was called ?

>Sorry that TV organisations want to make it all a fix.

You should feel sorry for your existence.


>>Hair is above that and has always been integral and fair in his
>>decision making -


Which was why he BLACKMAILED ICC for RANSOM.


R. Spanditt

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May 22, 2008, 11:48:22 PM5/22/08
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On May 23, 1:32 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>
wrote:
> "**MattO**" <matt...@rleague.com> wrote in message

So are all the indian umpires self-hating racists, who only want to
see dark players get called for chucking? Why haven't any darker
umpires like rauf, dar, venkat ever called a white player for
chucking? Ummm racism?!?

R. Spanditt

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On May 23, 1:40 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>
wrote:
> "**MattO**" <matt...@rleague.com> wrote in message

>
> news:35aff557-e702-4695...@c19g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> On May 23, 12:49 pm, Ærchie <archiv...@pphotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > It seems it is racist to follow the Laws of Cricket these days - - -
> >>Exactly. Hair umpires to the rules of the game and follows the rules
> >>of the game.
>
> I have seen a few hundred million of western morons like you who
> CONTINUE to "DISCUSS" and 'DEBATE" "IF" bush LIED 5 years
> "after the FACT".
>
> And the best part is you morons will keep discussing it FOREVER.
>
> Likewise you will continue to SUPPORT a RACIST UMPIRE Darrell
> Hair who CALLS only SL, India and Pak players while ALLOWING
> WHITE PLAYERS to CHUCK and CHEAT.
>
> How come none of you are bothered by the fact that Lee, Tait, Flintoff
> and Kyle Mills were NEVER CALLED but a friggin PART TIME
> black bowler Marlon Samuels was called ?

It's plain and simple - because there's absolutely no doubt Samuels
throws every single ball, but to say the others are chucking
consistently is to not understand the rule.

StraightDrive

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"R. Spanditt" <dnarm...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Low iq stupidfuck,

They are all SLAVES who are afraid to call a spade a spade just like
majority of the slavish Indians on rsc.


R. Spanditt

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May 22, 2008, 11:54:26 PM5/22/08
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On May 23, 1:51 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>
wrote:
> "R. Spanditt" <dnarmstr...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> majority of the slavish Indians on rsc.- Hide quoted text -
>

They are slaves? Well i very much doubt that - you're on another
planet mate.

StraightDrive

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"R. Spanditt" <dnarm...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Its plain and simple, you dont have a brain.

Samuels is a SLOW bowler and he does NOT spin much either where as
Lee, Tait are worlds fastest chuckers and Flintoff and Mills are medium pace
bowlers.

Marlon Samuels is a PART TIME bowler where as the others are FULL TIME
BOWLERS

Marlon Samuels hardly too any wickets while Lee, Flintoff, Mills and Tait
had
many wickets.

Your current IQ is in low single digits and you are at a point of no return.
Go get a new brain with atleast a double digit IQ.

subi...@notmail.com

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On May 21, 8:43 am, PJB <pbaile...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
> Great to see you back Darryl.  Now let's see the back of the
> chuckers.  Next stop Sri Lanka.

ah, the scowl, the arrogant 'not out', the self-righteous finger-
wagging at the darkies, the unsubstantiated accusations, the
hyperdrama, the free ride to chuckers from the fairer nations, the
abandoned games, the drive to pick up the mission to 'civilise the
barbarian' , the inevitable white idiots (sorry have not across more
than one non-white fan of dh, so it is not race it is demographics)
wearing his t-shirts. good times are hair again.

Ærchie

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May 23, 2008, 12:40:37 AM5/23/08
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It was not meant sarcastically, but was made after watching the general
attitudes exhibited by Cricket Officials from around the world and by
contributors on this and other newsgroups.

Rather than getting on with the game like the adults we are supposed to be
there is more interest in pacifying the screams of the newly rich bullies
who seem to have the attitude that winning off the ground is more important
than winning on the ground!

Ærchie

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May 23, 2008, 12:40:15 AM5/23/08
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet **MattO** was standin' in the
doorway saying:

>On May 23, 12:49 pm, Ærchie <archiv...@pphotmail.com> wrote:

I agree! That was a biased and completely corrupt decision.

Yeah, Riiiiight!

StraightDrive

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"subi...@notmail.com" <sub...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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John Howard let loose all these RACIST LUNATICS on the planet.

Hopefully Kevin Rudd will lock up these lunatic fuckers like PJB, will_s,
alvey, R Spanditt, Rodney, Dave Turner etc for life.


http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.depression.medication/msg/...

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.anxiety-panic.moderated/ms...


http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.anxiety-panic.moderated/ms...


http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.anxiety-panic.moderated/ms...


ROFLMAO

StraightDrive

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May 23, 2008, 12:45:37 AM5/23/08
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"R. Spanditt" <dnarm...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Dont worry moron. You dont have the ability to see the big picture.


>>you're on another planet mate.


Wish I am........so I dont have to see filth like you every day.

**MattO**

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May 23, 2008, 12:51:02 AM5/23/08
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On May 23, 1:49 pm, "R. Spanditt" <dnarmstr...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> It's plain and simple - because there's absolutely no doubt Samuels
> throws every single ball, but to say the others are chucking
> consistently is to not understand the rule.- Hide quoted text -

Never once seen Murali bowl a delivery.

Didn't Hair call some Queensland bowler in a Shield game in the early
to mid 1990's? Foley and/or Rowell?

Hair is a fair and integral umpire and what happened to him was a
complete disgrace. He umpired to the rules and not to the TV fatcats.

**MattO**

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On May 23, 1:32 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>
wrote:
>
> The best RACIST umpire and also Australian Darrell Hair who officiated and
> NEVER
> CALLED his fellow blue eyed australian blonde Brett Lee for CHUCKING.

Not sure if Hair umpired Lee in a Test match. Lee doesn't chuck
anyways so it's not even an issue.

IIRC Hair has only no balled the chucker for chucking and he stood by
the laws of Cricket, which he is entitled to do.

subi...@notmail.com

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he umpired to those who believe that cricket means white people laying
down the law for black people. you might want to dig out obscure facts
from meaningless tournaments from the days of yore (and that is what
this is about: bringing back the days of yore when the white man's
word was law), but the fact remains that at the international stage
hair was decidedly one-sided and biased. as for integrity well give me
lots of money and i'll go quietly.

Andrew Dunford

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May 23, 2008, 1:25:26 AM5/23/08
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"**MattO**" <mat...@rleague.com> wrote in message
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He also no-balled the famous black African spin bowler Grant Flower.

Andrew


StraightDrive

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May 23, 2008, 2:15:49 AM5/23/08
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"Andrew Dunford" <adun...@artifax.net> wrote in message
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You mean the Grant Flower the PART TIME bowler who took an
astounding 25 wickets in 67 tests ?......ROFLMAO

Wow......

Why didnt Darrell Hair the great umpire didnt call Lee, Flintoff and Mills
?

**MattO**

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May 23, 2008, 2:18:58 AM5/23/08
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On May 23, 4:15 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>
wrote:

>
> You mean the Grant Flower the PART TIME bowler who took an
> astounding 25 wickets in 67 tests ?......ROFLMAO
>
> Wow......
>
> Why didnt Darrell Hair the great umpire didnt call Lee,  Flintoff and Mills

Because none of them chuck.

It's proven beyond reasonable doubt that Hair is a very fair and
neutral umpire and his only serious mistake has been the McDermott
dismissal in 1993. His greatest decision IMO was Boxing Day 1996.

StraightDrive

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"Ærchie" <arch...@pphotmail.com> wrote in message
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Its your FUCKING AUSTRALIAN team that INVENTED "MENTAL
DISINTEGRATION" TACTICS.

You know why ???.....because you FUCKING CUNNING CUNTS
cant win the game on the ground with ONLY cricket skills.

GEDDIT FUCKING MORON.

StraightDrive

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Or I will call Murali for chucking but I won't call my fellow Australian
Brett Lee


Thunnus Albacarus

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May 23, 2008, 4:17:16 AM5/23/08
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"StraightDrive" <Straig...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in
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>
> "Andrew Dunford" <adun...@artifax.net> wrote in message
> news:69n2qdF...@mid.individual.net...
>>
>> "**MattO**" <mat...@rleague.com> wrote in message
>> news:ac834c81-5267-4a68...@a32g2000prf.googlegroups.com

>> ... On May 23, 1:32 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>


>> wrote:
>>>
>>> The best RACIST umpire and also Australian Darrell Hair who
>>> officiated and
>>> NEVER
>>> CALLED his fellow blue eyed australian blonde Brett Lee for
>>> CHUCKING.
>>
>>> Not sure if Hair umpired Lee in a Test match. Lee doesn't chuck
>>> anyways so it's not even an issue.
>>
>>> IIRC Hair has only no balled the chucker for chucking and he stood
>>> by the laws of Cricket, which he is entitled to do.
>>
>> He also no-balled the famous black African spin bowler Grant Flower.
>>
>> Andrew
>>
>
>
>
> You mean the Grant Flower the PART TIME bowler who took an
> astounding 25 wickets in 67 tests ?......ROFLMAO
>
> Wow......
>
> Why didnt Darrell Hair the great umpire didnt call Lee, Flintoff and
> Mills ?
>
>
>
>

Er.. maybe cause the don't chuck ? Like Murali

Ærchie

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May 23, 2008, 5:07:19 AM5/23/08
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet StraightDrive was standin' in the
doorway saying:

Oh dear. Have I offended you, or has someone stuck a pin into you?

To suddenly stoop to such unnecessarily obscene language is such an
unexpected disappointment.

I assume that you are referring to those mental tactics which have been a
part of every competitive sport since sport was invented? One team in one
sport in the whole world decides that it is unfair to use this tactic.

All sport is a substitute for war and mental attitude has always been an
important part of warfare.

Once the opposition is reduced to impotently obscene sputterings, then it
shows they have lost.

Ærchie

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May 23, 2008, 5:13:53 AM5/23/08
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet StraightDrive was standin' in the
doorway saying:

>

Could the fact that Lee does not chuck (Within the new "Murali-fixed" Laws)
have anything to do with that?

They changed the Law to accommodate Murali's action and then he changed his
action to become even more of a chucker!

<Waits for a) Expected rewrite of history, or b) Obscene outburst in an
attempt to hide lack of argument.>

subi...@notmail.com

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May 23, 2008, 5:19:32 AM5/23/08
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On May 23, 2:07 pm, Ærchie <archiv...@pphotmail.com> wrote:
> The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
> any sense had already left town. Yet  StraightDrive  was standin' in the
> doorway saying:
>
>
>
>
>
> >"Ærchie" <archiv...@pphotmail.com> wrote in message
> Don't visit my blog, it is private property!http://archiearchive.wordpress.com/

> Latest Post - de Beauvoir’s Beaver

so this would also apply to the darkie-dick-ass-cunt-mother-wife rants
of the aussies?

Ærchie

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May 23, 2008, 5:39:39 AM5/23/08
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet subi...@notmail.com was standin' in
the doorway saying:

If they existed outside of your rather diseased mind, I suppose the answer
would be, "Yes."

Lindsay

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May 23, 2008, 7:45:15 AM5/23/08
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R. Spanditt wrote:
> On May 21, 4:09 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>

> wrote:
>> "R. Spanditt" <dnarmstr...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> news:c4c3bf5d-a435-4a67...@w4g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>
>>
>>>> Part time bowler Marlon Samuels should be banned for chucking, Shoaib
>>>> Akhtar,
>>>> Harbhajan should be reported for chucking but blue eyed blondies Brett
>>>> Lee,
>>>> Shaun Tait, Flintoff and Kyle Mills should be given freedom to chuck.
>>> That would just be racist dude, only those who are actually chucking
>>> need to be rid of. Tait obviously doesn't throw, nor Fred.
>> Fred and Tait would have been banned if they are dark skinned.


Is Marlon a Paleface?


>>
>> Just ask NZ team about Shaun Tait and Aussie team about Fred in
>> 2005 or 2006 Ashes series.
>
> NZ team was asked and they would not call Tait a chucker.
> I don't think anyone's really ever seriously asked if Fred is a
> chucker, because if you watch him bowl his action is absolutely fine.
> Shame your racial issues have not improved, mate. I'd say you're an
> adult. Start behaving like one you parasite.

Gyppo

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"Ærchie" <arch...@pphotmail.com> wrote in message
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> The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
> any sense had already left town.

One of the greatest Dylan tracks ever.


StraightDrive

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May 23, 2008, 9:58:13 PM5/23/08
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"Ærchie" <arch...@pphotmail.com> wrote in message
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FUCKING HYPOCRITIC CUNNING MOTHER FUCKERS,

Yes I am SICK and FUCKING TIRED of watching the HYPOCRISY,
CUNNING, DECEPTION and RACISM in EVERY MOLECULE of your
bodies.

> To suddenly stoop to such unnecessarily obscene language is such an
> unexpected disappointment.


You PUSSIES DESERVE IT.......

> I assume that you are referring to those mental tactics which have been a
> part of every competitive sport since sport was invented? One team in one
> sport in the whole world decides that it is unfair to use this tactic.
>
> All sport is a substitute for war and mental attitude has always been an
> important part of warfare.
>
> Once the opposition is reduced to impotently obscene sputterings, then it
> shows they have lost.
>
>
>
> Ærchie
> --


Its the age old philosophy of you fucking hypocrites since time immemorial.

If I do it, I am being competitive
If you do it, you are uncivilized loser.


StraightDrive

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May 23, 2008, 10:17:36 PM5/23/08
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"Ærchie" <arch...@pphotmail.com> wrote in message
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Moron,

Brett Lee chucked even before the law was changed and the fucking racist
Darrell
Hair officiated test in which Brett Lee chucked..

> They changed the Law to accommodate Murali's action and then he changed
> his
> action to become even more of a chucker!


Murali was tested by Australian doctors who certified he had some problem
with his arm.

Brett Lee, Shaun Tait, Kyle Mills and Flintoff were never reported nor
tested.

> <Waits for a) Expected rewrite of history, or b) Obscene outburst in an
> attempt to hide lack of argument.>
>
> Ærchie
> --

It is YOU fucking western clowns that rewrite history with full of your own
spin
and debate and discuss IF bush lied about WMDs five years after the FACT for
the
rest of your fucking pathetic low iq lives.

You clowns literally amuse me to no end.

Guess what moron, yesterday I had a run in with one of your low iq cops and
when "it" tried to lecture me that it is a crime to interrupt him talking to
a couple
of teenagers I told the fucker on "its" face, I dont have time to
argue with "it" and that "it" has two options.......to give me a citation or
move "its"
car from my parking lot.

I put fear of god in that low iq clown and it will remember me for the rest
of its
pathetic low life like yours.

The sheer selfishness, greed, blood lust, racism and lust for power of folks
from your ilk can be seen in these two videos where the two pussies Mike
Huckabee
and Hillary Cunton indirectly suggested to whites to MURDER Obama.


Mike Huckabee on Obama getting shot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aOQf_StZehU


Hillary Clinton evokes RFK assasination
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v65tWn0URhs


Now I wait for the millions of folks from your ilk to SPIN it how much
Huckabee and Hillary Cunton loves Obama and they were actually
telling FBI and Secret Service to increase his security.

Thunnus Albacarus

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May 23, 2008, 11:53:12 PM5/23/08
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"StraightDrive" <Straig...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in
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>
> "Ærchie" <arch...@pphotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:3d2d3412aacnjqh7u...@4ax.com...
>> The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
>> with any sense had already left town. Yet StraightDrive was
>> standin' in the doorway saying:
>>
>>>
>>>"subi...@notmail.com" <sub...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:27b2c5f1-b937-481e...@y18g2000pre.googlegroups.com

So Its on your say so that Brett Lee chucks ? Millions of Feet of
footage, and numerous umpires tend to disagree with you. It appears you
are the only person who sees this ?

I am impressed.

StraightDrive

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May 24, 2008, 12:21:53 AM5/24/08
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"Thunnus Albacarus" <ThunnusA...@nothotmail.com> wrote in message
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You said "may be" which means you are not sure and you are not
an expert.

StraightDrive

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"Thunnus Albacarus" <ThunnusA...@nothotmail.com> wrote in message
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Fuck you asshole.

Australian doctors said Murali has some problem with his arm.

Lot of Australian players and commentators said Murali doesnt chuck.

Ian Chappell said Shane Warne chucks.

Other than the resident racist cunts like you, no one is bothered about
Murali's bowling.

> I am impressed.


I dont give a fuck if you are impressed or not since I have absolutely
no respect for the mentalities and perception abilities of your ilk.

GFY.

Thunnus Albacarus

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May 24, 2008, 12:42:30 AM5/24/08
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"StraightDrive" <Straig...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in news:g185bd$22j$1
@aioe.org:

>
> "Thunnus Albacarus" <ThunnusA...@nothotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9AA88D3FF4C92...@210.8.230.25...
>> "StraightDrive" <Straig...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in
>> news:g17ts3$9pq$1...@aioe.org:
>>
>>>
>>> "Ærchie" <arch...@pphotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:3d2d3412aacnjqh7u...@4ax.com...
>>>> The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
>>>> with any sense had already left town. Yet StraightDrive was
>>>> standin' in the doorway saying:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"subi...@notmail.com" <sub...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>news:27b2c5f1-b937-481e-a198-44ea28a4bc87

Er.. The ICC was enough to have him tested and then change the rules so
he could play. Once a chucker always a chucker.

Thunnus Albacarus

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May 24, 2008, 12:44:28 AM5/24/08
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"StraightDrive" <Straig...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in news:g18554$oj$1
@aioe.org:

>
> "Thunnus Albacarus" <ThunnusA...@nothotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9AA7BA05F766B...@210.8.230.25...
>> "StraightDrive" <Straig...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in
>> news:g15nen$uch$1...@aioe.org:
>>
>>>
>>> "Andrew Dunford" <adun...@artifax.net> wrote in message
>>> news:69n2qdF...@mid.individual.net...
>>>>
>>>> "**MattO**" <mat...@rleague.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:ac834c81-5267-4a68-a2d1-
630ae7...@a32g2000prf.googlegroups.com


>>>> ... On May 23, 1:32 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...
@Tendulkar.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> The best RACIST umpire and also Australian Darrell Hair who
>>>>> officiated and
>>>>> NEVER
>>>>> CALLED his fellow blue eyed australian blonde Brett Lee for
>>>>> CHUCKING.
>>>>
>>>>> Not sure if Hair umpired Lee in a Test match. Lee doesn't chuck
>>>>> anyways so it's not even an issue.
>>>>
>>>>> IIRC Hair has only no balled the chucker for chucking and he stood
>>>>> by the laws of Cricket, which he is entitled to do.
>>>>
>>>> He also no-balled the famous black African spin bowler Grant Flower.
>>>>
>>>> Andrew
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> You mean the Grant Flower the PART TIME bowler who took an
>>> astounding 25 wickets in 67 tests ?......ROFLMAO
>>>
>>> Wow......
>>>
>>> Why didnt Darrell Hair the great umpire didnt call Lee, Flintoff and
>>> Mills ?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Er.. maybe cause the don't chuck ? Like Murali
>
>
>
> You said "may be" which means you are not sure and you are not
> an expert.
>
>
>
>

There we go , that makes two of us non experts. But Murali WAS tested by
the ICC, because he was suspect. And the rules WERE chaned after the
testing to allow him to play, otherwise he was in cntrivention of the
currnt rule. I.E HE WAS A CHUCKER


StraightDrive

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"Thunnus Albacarus" <ThunnusA...@nothotmail.com> wrote in message
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1) Brett Lee chucks, Kyle Mills chucks, Shaun Tait chucks, Dale Steyn
chucks,
Fllintoff Chucks.

I agree with you......once a chucker, always chuckers.


2) Corporations can be sued if handicapped access is not provided to their
office buildings. One US Judge recently ruled the government discriminates
against blind people because the blind people cannot count the current
currency.

You can pick either 1 or 2 as my response. Its your choice and you
have nothing to come back with.

Eff off.

Timbo

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May 24, 2008, 1:43:17 AM5/24/08
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StraightDrive wrote:
> Ian Chappell said Shane Warne chucks.
>
No, he didn't, you complete and utter liar.

StraightDrive

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May 24, 2008, 1:59:32 AM5/24/08
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"Timbo" <ti...@noreply.invalid> wrote in message
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> StraightDrive wrote:
>> Ian Chappell said Shane Warne chucks.
>>
> No, he didn't, you complete and utter liar.

Yes he did, you drag queen.

Lying is an art perfected by you folks since time immemorial.

Every time you folks accuse me of what you are, my disgust for
you keeps increasing.

One of your folks named PJB accused me to be a wacko. The same
racist wacko who gets horrific nightmares, agitated, teary, sad and
screams and crys after having lunch.

ROFLMAO.......You folks are born to amuse me.....

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/f2ab15b8b0f06bad

StraightDrive

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"Thunnus Albacarus" <ThunnusA...@nothotmail.com> wrote in message
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Speak for yourself. You just admitted you are NOT an expert.

ie FUCK OFF.

Timbo

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May 24, 2008, 3:29:43 AM5/24/08
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StraightDrive wrote:
> "Timbo" <ti...@noreply.invalid> wrote in message
> news:4837aaf9$0$11499$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>> StraightDrive wrote:
>>> Ian Chappell said Shane Warne chucks.
>>>
>> No, he didn't, you complete and utter liar.
>
> Yes he did, you drag queen.
>
No, he didn't. You know exactly what he said, and it wasn't that. You
are a liar.

Thunnus Albacarus

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May 24, 2008, 6:57:56 AM5/24/08
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"StraightDrive" <Straig...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in
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Idiot


1) Neither was made to be tested by the ICC for alledged chucking.
by any Umpire. (indian, Pakistani, S.A , English, Australian, or NZ.)

2), Don't have that problem in Australia, our currency allows blind
people to count it.


Damn Your a real dropkick.

Thunnus Albacarus

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May 24, 2008, 6:59:41 AM5/24/08
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"StraightDrive" <Straig...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in news:g18as7$jn7$1
@aioe.org:

Not that last time i talked with Chappelli at the Comtec Forum in Coolumm
he didn't. You really nead to get the story first hand , Stop making things
up

StraightDrive

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May 24, 2008, 7:18:12 AM5/24/08
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"Thunnus Albacarus" <ThunnusA...@nothotmail.com> wrote in message
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Intellectually brankrupt cunt Thunnus Albacarus,

I already posted comments why they were not called for chucking.

It is high time you replace your zero IQed brain.

>
> 2), Don't have that problem in Australia, our currency allows blind
> people to count it.
>


Your brain is not good enough to comprehend my comments about
the currency and disability issue.

Your response about Australian currency already proved you need
a brain transplant.

> Damn Your a real dropkick.


Come back after you learn the difference between "Your" and
"You are" and after getting a brain transplant.

StraightDrive

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May 24, 2008, 7:21:12 AM5/24/08
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"Timbo" <ti...@noreply.invalid> wrote in message
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Timbo,

Nobody on this planet can beat folks of your ilk in lying. You are born
with that character trait in your genes and blood.


StraightDrive

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May 24, 2008, 7:26:00 AM5/24/08
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"Thunnus Albacarus" <ThunnusA...@nothotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9AA8D58E59522...@210.8.230.25...

Did Chappelli help you with how to treat your friend PJB from his horrific
nightmares, agitation, sadness, screaming and crying ?

LOL


>Stop making things up


Your friend PJB didnt make things up about his horrific nightmares,
agitation,
sadness, screaming and crying.


Wog George

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May 25, 2008, 1:07:53 AM5/25/08
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"StraightDrive" <Straig...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> Its plain and simple, you dont have a brain.
>
> Samuels is a SLOW bowler and he does NOT spin much either where as
> Lee, Tait are worlds fastest chuckers and Flintoff and Mills are medium
> pace
> bowlers.
>
> Marlon Samuels is a PART TIME bowler where as the others are FULL TIME
> BOWLERS
>
> Marlon Samuels hardly too any wickets while Lee, Flintoff, Mills and Tait
> had
> many wickets.
>
> Your current IQ is in low single digits and you are at a point of no
> return.
> Go get a new brain with atleast a double digit IQ.
>
>
I think you'll find that the chucking law refers only to the degree of arm
straightening. It makes no mention of how often a player is asked to bowl,
nor any mention of how fast the bowler releases the ball on the occasions
that he is asked to bowl.

As someone who has trouble distinguishing the relevant from the irrelevant,
you should refrain from attacking the intelligence of others.

--
George
"Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths, you
can't exactly go back to Playboy!" - Randy Marsh - 16 April 2008


StraightDrive

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May 25, 2008, 2:56:32 AM5/25/08
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"Wog George" <Wog-NotThi...@amd-p.com> wrote in message
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>
> "StraightDrive" <Straig...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in message
> news:g15fd0$mem$1...@aioe.org...
>>
>>
>> Its plain and simple, you dont have a brain.
>>
>> Samuels is a SLOW bowler and he does NOT spin much either where as
>> Lee, Tait are worlds fastest chuckers and Flintoff and Mills are medium
>> pace
>> bowlers.
>>
>> Marlon Samuels is a PART TIME bowler where as the others are FULL TIME
>> BOWLERS
>>
>> Marlon Samuels hardly too any wickets while Lee, Flintoff, Mills and Tait
>> had
>> many wickets.
>>
>> Your current IQ is in low single digits and you are at a point of no
>> return.
>> Go get a new brain with atleast a double digit IQ.
>>
>>
> I think you'll find that the chucking law refers only to the degree of arm
> straightening. It makes no mention of how often a player is asked to
> bowl, nor any mention of how fast the bowler releases the ball on the
> occasions that he is asked to bowl.
>
> As someone who has trouble distinguishing the relevant from the
> irrelevant, you should refrain from attacking the intelligence of others.
>
> --
> George


I sincerely hope Kevin Rudd locks you lunatic racists dechuka, Dave Turner,
PJB, alvey, will_s, Rodney Ulyate for life in isolated cells.

Ærchie

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May 25, 2008, 4:02:35 AM5/25/08
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The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet StraightDrive was standin' in the
doorway saying:

>


He is far more likely to have you committed to a mental institution for
life - permanently clothed in a strait-jacket.

Unless the decision is made to prosecute you for the fraudulent deception
of passing yourself off as a member of the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the
stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are
trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid.

Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot mid-day sun on mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.

Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this
stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang
of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else
as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and
half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this
drivel.

Duh.”

Timbo

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StraightDrive wrote:
> "Timbo" <ti...@noreply.invalid> wrote in message
> news:4837c3ec$0$11487$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>> StraightDrive wrote:
>>> "Timbo" <ti...@noreply.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:4837aaf9$0$11499$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>>> StraightDrive wrote:
>>>>> Ian Chappell said Shane Warne chucks.
>>>>>
>>>> No, he didn't, you complete and utter liar.
>>> Yes he did, you drag queen.
>>>
>> No, he didn't. You know exactly what he said, and it wasn't that. You are
>> a liar.
>
>
> Timbo,
>
> Nobody on this planet can beat folks of your ilk in lying. You are born
> with that character trait in your genes and blood.
>
That's the way, lad -- deflect attention away from yourself. You are a
liar, and you have been caught out with your comment about Ian Chappell.
(and don't you know it too!). You're also a complete and utter hypocrite
-- banging on with you shit about lying and racism, while you are by far
the worst liar and worst racist I've had the displeasure to encounter.

StraightDrive

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"Ærchie" <arch...@pphotmail.com> wrote in message
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If and when that happens, the whole third world must attack and kill
ALL Australians like you and remove the racist virus from this planet.


> Unless the decision is made to prosecute you for the fraudulent deception
> of passing yourself off as a member of the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
>
> I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
> dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the
> stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are
> trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid.

> Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
> Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid.
> Blazing hot mid-day sun on mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
> second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.

> Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this
> stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big
> bang
> of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything
> else
> as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go
> on.
> This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
>
> I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and
> half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this
> drivel.
>
> Duh."
> Ærchie

Loved every letter in your comment.

Nothing gives me more pleasure than sticking it into you racists and
twisting it and driving you low iq bastards crazy.

StraightDrive

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"Timbo" <ti...@noreply.invalid> wrote in message
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> StraightDrive wrote:
>> "Timbo" <ti...@noreply.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:4837c3ec$0$11487$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>> StraightDrive wrote:
>>>> "Timbo" <ti...@noreply.invalid> wrote in message
>>>> news:4837aaf9$0$11499$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>>>> StraightDrive wrote:
>>>>>> Ian Chappell said Shane Warne chucks.
>>>>>>
>>>>> No, he didn't, you complete and utter liar.
>>>> Yes he did, you drag queen.
>>>>
>>> No, he didn't. You know exactly what he said, and it wasn't that. You
>>> are a liar.
>>
>>
>> Timbo,
>>
>> Nobody on this planet can beat folks of your ilk in lying. You are born
>> with that character trait in your genes and blood.
> That's the way, lad -- deflect attention away from yourself.


You are giving me plenty of attention. Why deflect it when I am
enjoying it ?

>You are a liar, and you have been caught out with your comment about Ian
>Chappell.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=9I4S6pqR8Nw


> (and don't you know it too!). You're also a complete and utter
> hypocrite -- banging on with you shit about lying

You supported lying terrorists bush, bliar and howard to go and
murder 100,000 iraqis to enrich yourselves and control the worlds oil
resources.

Western Imperialism never ended.

>and racism, while you are by far the worst liar and worst racist I've had
>the displeasure to encounter.


Trust me, the FACTS I post drives lying, cunning perverts and racists
like you crazy.


subi...@notmail.com

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On May 21, 8:43 am, PJB <pbaile...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
> Great to see you back Darryl.  Now let's see the back of the
> chuckers.  Next stop Sri Lanka.

yeah, he seems so pre-occupied with chuckers that he missed vettori's
lbw shout against petersen. he has had a pretty ordinary test so far.
so much for 'the best umpire in the world' malarkey.

Boony

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"Ærchie" <arch...@pphotmail.com> wrote in message
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This is the best description of this idiot I have seen.

Well done.

Unfortunately it still doesn't accurately convey the full level of stupidity
this idiot is capable of.

Most people block him, including me.

He will not give up. It doesn't matter how stupid he looks and he looks
stupid every time he writes.

Have fun with him.

Boony

Fish Womper

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May 25, 2008, 10:41:09 AM5/25/08
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On Thu, 22 May 2008 18:29:28 -0700 (PDT), "**MattO**"
<mat...@rleague.com> wrote:

>On May 23, 11:13=A0am, Thunnus Albacarus


><ThunnusAlbaca...@nothotmail.com> wrote:
>> Thank god we get another decent umpire back. I like an ump who calls it
>> down the line.
>
>Yes. The best umpire in the world is back on centre stage. With the
>ICC lacking decent umpires and of course the IPL circus going on we
>need the best in the business and that is none other than Darrell Hair.

Not often that I agree with you Matt, but this is one such time.

fish

Fish Womper

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May 25, 2008, 10:48:41 AM5/25/08
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On Thu, 22 May 2008 23:18:58 -0700 (PDT), "**MattO**"
<mat...@rleague.com> wrote:

>On May 23, 4:15=A0pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>
>wrote:


>>
>> You mean the Grant Flower the PART TIME bowler who took an
>> astounding 25 wickets in 67 tests ?......ROFLMAO
>>
>> Wow......
>>

>> Why didnt Darrell Hair the great umpire didnt call Lee, =A0Flintoff and Mi=
>lls
>
>Because none of them chuck.
>
>It's proven beyond reasonable doubt that Hair is a very fair and
>neutral umpire and his only serious mistake has been the McDermott
>dismissal in 1993. His greatest decision IMO was Boxing Day 1996.

I'm not so sure he got the McDermott call wrong, Matt. It's pretty
much impossibllt to tell. Hair thought he got a touch and so gave him
out. I can live with it.

fish

**MattO**

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May 25, 2008, 8:12:59 PM5/25/08
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On May 26, 12:48 am, x...@x.x (Fish Womper) wrote:
>
> >It's proven beyond reasonable doubt that Hair is a very fair and
> >neutral umpire and his only serious mistake has been the McDermott
> >dismissal in 1993. His greatest decision IMO was Boxing Day 1996.
>
> I'm not so sure he got the McDermott call wrong, Matt. It's pretty
> much impossibllt to tell. Hair thought he got a touch and so gave him
> out. I can live with it.
>
> fish

It shows he is a fair and neutral umpire with no bias towards anyone.
Hair calls it how he sees it and that's why he's the best umpire in
the business IMO. He doesn't tamper to anyone and umpires to the laws
of Cricket.

**MattO**

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May 25, 2008, 8:15:31 PM5/25/08
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On May 26, 12:41 am, x...@x.x (Fish Womper) wrote:
> On Thu, 22 May 2008 18:29:28 -0700 (PDT), "**MattO**"
>
> <matt...@rleague.com> wrote:
> >On May 23, 11:13=A0am, Thunnus Albacarus
> ><ThunnusAlbaca...@nothotmail.com> wrote:
> >> Thank god we get another decent umpire back. I like an ump who calls it
> >> down the line.
>
> >Yes. The best umpire in the world is back on centre stage. With the
> >ICC lacking decent umpires and of course the IPL circus going on we
> >need the best in the business and that is none other than Darrell Hair.
>
> Not often that I agree with you Matt, but this is one such time.
>
> fish

What happened to Darrell Hair over the years has been criminal. Hair
umpires to the rules of Cricket and follows them with honesty and
integrity. He tampers to no one and won't be blinded by what the TV
sets wants. He's far better than Dar, Bucknor, Bowden, Harper, Tiffin,
Ashocka, Benson, Ducktrove, Koetzen and the others trotted out. Even
more impressive than Taufel.

Fish Womper

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On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:20:57 -0700 (PDT), "subi...@notmail.com"
<sub...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On May 21, 8:43=A0am, PJB <pbaile...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>> Great to see you back Darryl. =A0Now let's see the back of the
>> chuckers. =A0Next stop Sri Lanka.


>
>yeah, he seems so pre-occupied with chuckers that he missed vettori's
>lbw shout against petersen. he has had a pretty ordinary test so far.
>so much for 'the best umpire in the world' malarkey.

So you were in a position, in front of your TV set on the other side
of the world, to say for sure that Hair got the call wrong? What a
goose.

fish

**MattO**

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May 25, 2008, 10:52:08 PM5/25/08
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On May 25, 6:27 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>
wrote:

>
> Trust me, the FACTS I post drives lying, cunning perverts and racists
> like you crazy.

What does this have to do with the fact Darrell Hair is the world's
best umpire?

**MattO**

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He's had a very good Test match to date and made the right calls. If
there's 1% doubt he can't give it out. He's out performed Taufel and
he's not a biased cheat like Dar in the current Windies Test. How many
times did Clark have their opener out before he smashed it off the
cover to Haddin?

I did slam Bucknor after the Sydney Test and he was extremely biased
pandering to the Aussies and Benson followed suit allowing Ponting to
become the umpire.

Andrew Dunford

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May 25, 2008, 11:37:33 PM5/25/08
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"**MattO**" <mat...@rleague.com> wrote in message
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His decision-making in the current Test match has not been as good as that
of Taufel. Specifically, Hair has given a number of lbw appeals not out
(against both sides) that were as plumb as plumb can be. Taufel seems much
more prepared to raise the finger for an lbw; although he got the Cook lbw
O'Brien one spectacularly wrong, his success rate is very good.

Andrew


R. Spanditt

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I hope the 'mistake' being referred to isn't when Courtney Walsh had
McDermott caught behind to win the test in adelaide. McDermott later
admitted to having got a glove on it, so that one would have been
correct if that's what you're talking about.

arahim

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On May 25, 8:37 pm, "Andrew Dunford" <adunf...@artifax.net> wrote:
> "**MattO**" <matt...@rleague.com> wrote in message

>
> news:55032c96-748f-4f14...@c19g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> On May 26, 12:41 am, x...@x.x (Fish Womper) wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Thu, 22 May 2008 18:29:28 -0700 (PDT), "**MattO**"
>
> > <matt...@rleague.com> wrote:
> > >On May 23, 11:13=A0am, Thunnus Albacarus
> > ><ThunnusAlbaca...@nothotmail.com> wrote:
> > >> Thank god we get another decent umpire back. I like an ump who calls it
> > >> down the line.
>
> > >Yes. The best umpire in the world is back on centre stage. With the
> > >ICC lacking decent umpires and of course the IPL circus going on we
> > >need the best in the business and that is none other than Darrell Hair.
>
> > Not often that I agree with you Matt, but this is one such time.
>
> > fish
> > What happened to Darrell Hair over the years has been criminal. Hair
> > umpires to the rules of Cricket and follows them with honesty and
> > integrity. He tampers to no one and won't be blinded by what the TV
> > sets wants. He's far better than Dar, Bucknor, Bowden, Harper, Tiffin,
> > Ashocka, Benson, Ducktrove, Koetzen and the others trotted out. Even
> > more impressive than Taufel.
>
> His decision-making in the current Test match has not been as good as that
> of Taufel.  Specifically, Hair has given a number of lbw appeals not out
> (against both sides) that were as plumb as plumb can be.  Taufel seems much

That goes to the point of calculating accuracy when incorrect notouts
are not counted. And why an umpire must raise a finger even if he has
some doubt.

> more prepared to raise the finger for an lbw; although he got the Cook lbw
> O'Brien one spectacularly wrong, his success rate is very good.
>

> Andrew- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

subi...@notmail.com

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On May 26, 6:20 am, x...@x.x (Fish Womper) wrote:
> On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:20:57 -0700 (PDT), "subi...@notmail.com"
>
> <subi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >On May 21, 8:43=A0am, PJB <pbaile...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
> >> Great to see you back Darryl. =A0Now let's see the back of the
> >> chuckers. =A0Next stop Sri Lanka.
>
> >yeah, he seems so pre-occupied with chuckers that he missed vettori's
> >lbw shout against petersen. he has had a pretty ordinary test so far.
> >so much for 'the best umpire in the world' malarkey.
>
> So you were in a position, in front of your TV set on the other side
> of the world, to say for sure that Hair got the call wrong? What a
> goose.
>
> fish

so because HAIR has given it not out, it must be so, even if
commentators and the replays confirm that he fucked up.
what an idiot. do you watch cricket with your eyes shut? best umpire
my ass. taufel and dar are both much better and know how to officiate
at the international level with the confidence of the players.

StraightDrive

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"Boony" <boony...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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You have no idea how good I feel when you clowns hate me.

Keep hating me. Thats my blood and oxygen.


StraightDrive

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"**MattO**" <mat...@rleague.com> wrote in message
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The way you think itself is the root of the problem.

StraightDrive

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"**MattO**" <mat...@rleague.com> wrote in message
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On May 23, 4:15 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>

wrote:
>
> You mean the Grant Flower the PART TIME bowler who took an
> astounding 25 wickets in 67 tests ?......ROFLMAO
>
> Wow......
>
> Why didnt Darrell Hair the great umpire didnt call Lee, Flintoff and Mills

>Because none of them chuck.

Yes they do.


>>It's proven beyond reasonable doubt that Hair is a very fair and
>>neutral umpire


Your mind is a danger to the rest of the humanity.

Thunnus Albacarus

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"StraightDrive" <Straig...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in
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Damn and i thought you were here to provide an altertnative view as to
what is happening.

StraightDrive

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"Thunnus Albacarus" <ThunnusA...@nothotmail.com> wrote in message
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What is the fucking point when your brains dont have the necessary IQ to
understand my views.

kevin....@gmail.com

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Some of the emerging asian bowlers including Tanvir, Kumar should be
branded as chuckers in the beginning itself. Without Darryl Hair in
scene, asians try to dominate cricket with IPL and all.

Stupid Indian organizers are listening to their colonial master
England. How dare Indians go against the wishes of their white
masters?

Sure India has more than 50 times the population of Australia, 20
times the population of England and 25 times the population of South
Africa. That doesn't mean that India can run their own 20x20
tournament. India should let their white masters decide what is good
cricket and what is bad cricket, and behave properly before their
white masters.

On May 21, 8:43 am, PJB <pbaile...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
> Great to see you back Darryl. Now let's see the back of the
> chuckers. Next stop Sri Lanka.


R. Spanditt

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May 27, 2008, 2:38:14 AM5/27/08
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On May 27, 12:36 pm, "kevin.zer...@gmail.com" <kevin.zer...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> Some of the emerging asian bowlers including Tanvir, Kumar should be
> branded as chuckers in the beginning itself. Without Darryl Hair in
> scene, asians try to dominate cricket with IPL and all.
>
> Stupid Indian organizers are listening to their colonial master
> England. How dare Indians go against the wishes of their white
> masters?
>
> Sure India has more than 50 times the population of Australia, 20
> times the population of England and 25 times the population of South
> Africa. That doesn't mean that India can run their own 20x20
> tournament. India should let their white masters decide what is good
> cricket and what is bad cricket, and behave properly before their
> white masters.

You're obviously a tool, but Trivedi - deadset chucker?

R. Spanditt

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On May 27, 12:17 pm, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>
wrote:
> "Thunnus Albacarus" <ThunnusAlbaca...@nothotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:Xns9AAB6FE85FAA7...@210.8.230.25...
>
>
>
>
>
> > "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in
> >news:g1flcv$gd9$1...@aioe.org:
>
> >> "Boony" <boony123...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>news:4839404e$1...@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
>
> >>> "Ærchie" <archiv...@pphotmail.com> wrote in message

> >>>news:q87i34lvrsfsjsdk7...@4ax.com...
> >>>> The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone
> >>>> with any sense had already left town. Yet  StraightDrive  was
> >>>> standin' in the doorway saying:
>
> >>>>>"Wog George" <Wog-NotThisBit-Geo...@amd-p.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>news:Ju6_j.4317$IK1....@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
> >>>>>> "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in message
> understand my views.- Hide quoted text -

Because you're highly entertaining to everyone who's read a few of
your retarded posts. I love reading them, keep it up mate. Makes me
feel the exact same way i feel when i see that chris crocker crying
about the way everyone treats britney spears - that there's always
going to be someone way worse off.

Paul Bailey

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straight drive needs medication...


"StraightDrive" <Straig...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in message

news:g1b2tf$ts1$1...@aioe.org...
>
> "Wog George" <Wog-NotThi...@amd-p.com> wrote in message
> news:Ju6_j.4317$IK1....@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>
>> "StraightDrive" <Straig...@Tendulkar.com> wrote in message

Timbo

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StraightDrive wrote:
> "Timbo" <ti...@noreply.invalid> wrote in message
> news:48391f72$0$21145$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>> StraightDrive wrote:
>>> "Timbo" <ti...@noreply.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:4837c3ec$0$11487$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>>> StraightDrive wrote:
>>>>> "Timbo" <ti...@noreply.invalid> wrote in message
>>>>> news:4837aaf9$0$11499$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>>>>>> StraightDrive wrote:
>>>>>>> Ian Chappell said Shane Warne chucks.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, he didn't, you complete and utter liar.
>>>>> Yes he did, you drag queen.
>>>>>
>>>> No, he didn't. You know exactly what he said, and it wasn't that. You
>>>> are a liar.
>>>
>>> Timbo,
>>>
>>> Nobody on this planet can beat folks of your ilk in lying. You are born
>>> with that character trait in your genes and blood.
>> That's the way, lad -- deflect attention away from yourself.
>
>
> You are giving me plenty of attention. Why deflect it when I am
> enjoying it ?
>
You tell me why you changed the subject.

>> You are a liar, and you have been caught out with your comment about Ian
>> Chappell.
>
>
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=9I4S6pqR8Nw
>

"This video has been removed due to terms of use violation." Nice one.

>> (and don't you know it too!). You're also a complete and utter
>> hypocrite -- banging on with you shit about lying
>
>
>
> You supported lying terrorists bush, bliar and howard to go and
> murder 100,000 iraqis to enrich yourselves and control the worlds oil
> resources.
>

Did I? Funny... I've never voted for any of them, and took part in 2
anti-war marches. But of course, you pigeonhole me based on my race,
don't you, bigot?

> Western Imperialism never ended.
>
If it did, do you think you'd be capable of ending your inferiority complex?

>> and racism, while you are by far the worst liar and worst racist I've had
>> the displeasure to encounter.
>
>
> Trust me, the FACTS I post drives lying, cunning perverts and racists
> like you crazy.
>

You are a liar, a racist, and an embarrassment to your country. You also
seem to be the only person on the cricket newsgroups that disagrees with
this.

Cicero

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"Paul Bailey" <pbai...@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
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> straight drive needs medication...

He needs rooting with a large stick.

**MattO**

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May 29, 2008, 10:25:49 AM5/29/08
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On May 27, 10:43 am, "StraightDrive" <StraightDr...@Tendulkar.com>
wrote:

>
> The way you think itself is the root of the problem.

Darrell Hair showed in the Test match that he's still the best in the
business and he's got class, dignity and honour.

IMO he should be doing every possible Test match he can. Cricket needs
the best and he's the best.

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