On Sat, 03 Sep 2022 13:31:00 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
> My wife is not a good cook but I never complain about her dinners.
I find this really odd and suspect she's probably a good cook
considering YOUR standards. She used to author many (or most?) of
your more 'respected' Usenet cooking and food posts under your AOL
account back in the dayz when you were at your "peak" here in RFC.
I could instantly tell the kathyknits from the penmart01's even
though they said penmart01. Like this one - a dead giveaway at
the time but maybe nobody but me noticed it.
https://groups.google.com/g/rec.food.cooking/c/-mBkX8KlVFk/m/747LqS4cFGAJ
Now read the next message after that.
OOOOPS! She posted it under her account with your signature, but
then tried to delete it. And thinking she caught in time, she
posted it again under YOUR AOL account. OOOPS!
Now does that REALLY sound like Sheldon who wrote that? Of course
not. And this explains a lot. She's actually quite literate and
knowledgeable. Sheldon, OTOH, well... Hrmmmm. Kinda
knuckle-dragging primitive at his best.
Public records also show that she moved out of the house when your
posts started going to shit. Actually, she moved into that front
house of yours first. And then she moved even father away from
you. But it seems she may have come back(?) and probably does most
of the cooking seeing as how you only gush about the shit you cook
(and rarely now).
There's other things in the time line that back all this up like
the George and Becca thing... oh shit, I got the sqwertz of the
mouth. I shouldn't post this...<scratching head> ..."midget",
"runt". Oh, and "dwarf"... Yeah - I think I'll post it after all.
Have a Great Day!
-sw