You're underestimating the size of the Great Conspiracy! (Well, _this_
great conspiracy, anyway.) This totally fake virus is supposedly being
treated by something like a couple dozen vaccines across the globe.
Somehow, all those vaccine companies colluded into controlling over 150
governments around the world. They've convinced them _all_ to falsify
their medical records and death counts. They've even staged elaborate
mockups of patients being treated in temporary shelters because
hospitals were full. They purposely turned away patients in dire need of
other, non-virus care to maintain the charade that their facilities were
full. That's significant, because hospitals make a lot of money on
things like emergency cardiac treatment!
Heck, the conspirators even recruited some friends of mine! They must
have paid my one buddy a ton of money to pretend he was on a ventilator
so long that nobody thought he would survive. (His local newspaper had
him on the front page surrounded by his nurses when he left the
hospital.) Another friend was _supposedly_ laid up for a couple months
with this pretend virus, staying away from all our mutual friends. And a
right-wing friend of mine apparently pretended to get treated with
monoclonal antibodies when he pretended to get COVID after refusing to
be vaccinated. That all _had_ to be fake, because what kind of person
would refuse to get the vaccine because he didn't know what was in it,
then pretend it was OK to get antibodies that he knew nothing about?
A conspiracy this large cannot be fought. Just give in and get the
damned vaccine. The galactic alien overlords behind it will make
everything OK.
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- Frank Krygowski