music is more important than...
$Zero
-$Zero...
there's nothing quite like being flat broke
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/8ab056bc69b332c5
Sylvia
> music is more important than...
Lima beans.
<beaming>
What do I win?
(Say "lima beans" and I'll give ya a good kick to the ankle.)
--
Sylvia <--- detests lima beans
boots
>Mr. $Zero wrote:
>
>> music is more important than...
>
>Lima beans.
>
> <beaming>
>
>What do I win?
>
>(Say "lima beans" and I'll give ya a good kick to the ankle.)
Used chitterlings.
--
just write it
$Zero
> Mr. $Zero wrote:
>
> > music is more important than...
>
> Lima beans.
music is more important than...
lyrics.
> � � � <beaming>
>
> What do I win?
>
> (Say "lima beans" and I'll give ya a good kick to the ankle.)
>
> --
> Sylvia � <--- detests lima beans
-$Zero...
Control Freaks Lose Control, Freak Out
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/872e79206d915339
Ultraviolet
<zero...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 14, 2:01�pm, Sylvia <syl...@cliffhangerREMOVE.com> wrote:
>> Mr. $Zero wrote:
>>
>> > music is more important than...
>>
>> Lima beans.
>
> music is more important than...
>
> lyrics.
You didn't see the movie then.
$Zero
> Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup when "$Zero"
>
> > On Jan 14, 2:01�pm, Sylvia <syl...@cliffhangerREMOVE.com> wrote:
> >> Mr. $Zero wrote:
>
> >> > music is more important than...
>
> >> Lima beans.
>
> > music is more important than...
>
> > lyrics.
>
> You didn't see the movie then.
music and lyrics?
it was on HBO the other day.
but that wasn't the reference i had in mind.
there was no reference.
i was just riffing, as usual.
Alan Hope
Pies de Arcilla
> music is more important than...
beer.
boots
>$Zero goes:
>
>>music is more important than...
>
>Nothing.
One-word double-entendre, not bad Hope.
--
just write it
boots
Are you always sacrilegious?
--
just write it
Sylvia
> Sylvia wrote:
> >Mr. $Zero wrote:
.
> >> music is more important than...
> >
> >Lima beans.
> >
> > <beaming>
> >
> >What do I win?
> >
> >(Say "lima beans" and I'll give ya a good kick to the ankle.)
>
> Used chitterlings.
Eeeeeeeeeeew!
And I am unanimous in that.
--
Sylvia
Ray Haddad
and Sylvia <syl...@cliffhangerREMOVE.com> instead replied:
I like lima beans but find myself in total agreement with you here
for the first time in over a year.
Death to chitterlings. And tripe. Tripe dies too. And scrapple.
--
Ray
Alan Hope
>I like lima beans but find myself in total agreement with you here
>for the first time in over a year.
That's enough to drive anyone to suicide.
--
AH
http://grapes2dot0.blogspot.com
Ray Haddad
and Alan Hope <usenet....@gmail.com> instead replied:
>Ray Haddad goes:
>
>>I like lima beans but find myself in total agreement with you here
>>for the first time in over a year.
>
>That's enough to drive anyone to suicide.
Bye, Alan.
Leave a note so your loved one's can have closure - aside from
clicking shut the lid on your urn, that is, then dancing with glee.
--
Ray
Sylvia
> Ray Haddad goes:
>
> >I like lima beans but find myself in total agreement with you here
> >for the first time in over a year.
.
I've been kickin' Haddad's butt for *years* for his bein' compulsively
lying slime, so I guess that means that a year ago he agreed that he's
compulsively lying slime. d
> That's enough to drive anyone to suicide.
<shiver>
gawd! Tell me about it, Mr. Hope! Haddad's tryin' to *banter*--I had to
pop into the autoclave three times!
<checking the Ray Haddad's Tactics List>
Next he'll be tryin' his old "Let's take it to email" ruse, like he's
doin' it for the sake of the newsgroup. If I fell for that he'd explain
how he's really my bestest friend, ever, as if I were one of them naive
kids in the magic groups. All the while he'd be tryin' to con private
information out of me that he could then use as blackmail.
As if.
<running back into autoclave>
--
Sylvia
Ray Haddad: "You have denied sending me e-mail messages about
how your mother murdered your father and
your brothers beat you up. I am enclosing
those wonderful pieces of mail from you in
PatMail.zip. Use the address above for the
best laugh of your life. Gotcha one more
time, Pat! I laughed so hard I nearly hurt
myself permanently."
AncientMagician: "[...] "Those 'private emails' between me and Ray
came at a time after my Father's Murder and
*exactly* during the period where Ray came here
to *alt.magic.secrets* and LIED to *everyone* that
"Ray and Pat are going to make peace about the
MAGIC FAQ in private email".
"Everyone believed Ray about that, stupidly,
including, stupidly, myself.
"Here's just *one* slimy way that *Ray Haddad* likes
to use to maintain Censorship and Control Freak
powers over *alt.magic.secrets*. See, heh, Ray
takes you into 'private email' to, say, 'work out
a difference'. He then 'becomes your bestest
Friend For Life', gets you to 'open up' to him,
learns about your pain, your suffering, your
wishes, your fears, whatever he can leech out
of you.
"And *then*, LOL, Ray comes back here to
*alt.magic.secrets* and starts *printing* it to
try to EXTORT you into "stopping writing
whatever it is that *you* want to write in
alt.magic.secrets on The Internet" because
*Ray Haddad Doesn't Want To See You Write That*
[...]" http://tinyurl.com/27g4a7
Ray Haddad
and Sylvia <syl...@cliffhangerREMOVE.com> instead replied:
>gawd! Tell me about it, Mr. Hope! Haddad's tryin' to *banter*--I had to
>pop into the autoclave three times!
If only.
--
Ray
Alan Hope
Ray Haddad
and Alan Hope <usenet....@gmail.com> instead replied:
>Ray Haddad goes:
>
>>On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:06:17 +0100, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
>>and Alan Hope <usenet....@gmail.com> instead replied:
>>>Ray Haddad goes:
>
>>>>I like lima beans but find myself in total agreement with you here
>>>>for the first time in over a year.
>
>>>That's enough to drive anyone to suicide.
>
>>Bye, Alan.
>
>>Leave a note so your loved one's can have closure - aside from
>>clicking shut the lid on your urn, that is, then dancing with glee.
>
>What a piece of shit you are.
You brought it up. Just do it. Or just shut up. Your choice.
--
Ray
Sylvia
Ray Haddad <rha...@iexpress.net.au> wrote:
<...>
> Tripe dies too.
<...>
Not as long as Ray Haddad's posts remain archived.
--
Sylvia
Mr. $Zero: "too dull
"way too fucking dull
"not to mention idiotic"
HADDAD: "Confession is good for the soul. You must feel fantastic!
Mr. Hope: "Same old IKYA lame, over and over and over.
Don't you sicken yourself, Haddad?"
HADDAD: "No. I get compliments on my wit and wisdom."
Mr. boots: "Please post a list of your admirers, we'll fleece
them in an eyeblink."
Alan Hope
>On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:56:47 +0100, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
>and Alan Hope <usenet....@gmail.com> instead replied:
>
>>Ray Haddad goes:
>>
>>>On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:06:17 +0100, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
>>>and Alan Hope <usenet....@gmail.com> instead replied:
>>>>Ray Haddad goes:
>>
>>>>>I like lima beans but find myself in total agreement with you here
>>>>>for the first time in over a year.
>>
>>>>That's enough to drive anyone to suicide.
>>
>>>Bye, Alan.
>>
>>>Leave a note so your loved one's can have closure - aside from
>>>clicking shut the lid on your urn, that is, then dancing with glee.
>>
>>What a piece of shit you are.
>
>You brought it up. Just do it. Or just shut up. Your choice.
So what are you saying, you're in total agreement with me?
So you agree you're a piece of shit? Is that your answer?
--
AH
http://grapes2dot0.blogspot.com
Ray Haddad
Read more carefully, suicide boy.
--
Ray
Ray Haddad
and Sylvia <syl...@cliffhangerREMOVE.com> instead replied:
>Ray Haddad
Your obsession is showing again, Sylvia. Get help.
--
Ray
Alan Hope
>On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:19:29 +0100, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
>and Alan Hope <usenet....@gmail.com> instead replied:
>>Ray Haddad goes:
>>>On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:56:47 +0100, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
>>>and Alan Hope <usenet....@gmail.com> instead replied:
>>>>Ray Haddad goes:
>>>>>On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:06:17 +0100, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
>>>>>and Alan Hope <usenet....@gmail.com> instead replied:
>>>>>>Ray Haddad goes:
>>>>>>>I like lima beans but find myself in total agreement with you here
>>>>>>>for the first time in over a year.
>>>>>>That's enough to drive anyone to suicide.
>>>>>Bye, Alan.
>>>>>Leave a note so your loved one's can have closure - aside from
>>>>>clicking shut the lid on your urn, that is, then dancing with glee.
>>>>What a piece of shit you are.
>>>You brought it up. Just do it. Or just shut up. Your choice.
>>So what are you saying, you're in total agreement with me?
>>So you agree you're a piece of shit? Is that your answer?
>Read more carefully, suicide boy.
Where does it say anything about me committing suicide? Look:
You said:
>>>>>>I [...] find myself in total agreement with you
To which I commented:
>>>>>That's enough to drive anyone to suicide.
So, where do you agree with me? That you're a despicable piece of
shit? That it would be better to be dead than to be you? That you're
the most despised poster I've ever seen in Usenet?
Take your pick. I have many views, all of them to your disadvantage.
You may agree with any or all.
--
AH
http://grapes2dot0.blogspot.com
Ray Haddad
and Alan Hope <usenet....@gmail.com> instead replied:
>Take your pick. I have many views, all of them to your disadvantage.
No surprise. You're a kook.
--
Ray
$Zero
as someone who used to program jukeboxes for beer joints i can vouch
that this is often true.
music drives atmosphere in such an overwhelming way.
music defines moods far more than most other things.
music can even drive one to drink.
first thing i do whenever i go to a bar is put a fiver in the jukebox
and start selecting songs.
eventually, my music starts playing.
from that moment on, i own the joint.
-$Zero...
a few days before the Nevada primary...
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/5867d69fbd4181a1
Pies de Arcilla
> Ray Haddad goes:
>
> >On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:06:17 +0100, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
> >>Ray Haddad goes:
> >>>I like lima beans but find myself in total agreement with you here
> >>>for the first time in over a year.
> >>That's enough to drive anyone to suicide.
> >Bye, Alan.
> >Leave a note so your loved one's can have closure - aside from
> >clicking shut the lid on your urn, that is, then dancing with glee.
>
> What a piece of shit you are.
Greengrocer.
Ray Haddad
card" and Pies de Arcilla <dear...@gmail.com> instead replied:
Alan would be rejected by the Soylent Green factory for being too
cold hearted and mean.
--
Ray
Towse
> Alan would be rejected by the Soylent Green factory for being too
> cold hearted and mean.
What an odd thing to say. Read much Harry Harrison?
--
Sal
Ye olde swarm of links: thousands of links for writers, researchers and
the terminally curious <http://writers.internet-resources.com>
Ray Haddad
and Towse <se...@towse.com> instead replied:
>Ray Haddad wrote:
>
>> Alan would be rejected by the Soylent Green factory for being too
>> cold hearted and mean.
>
>What an odd thing to say. Read much Harry Harrison?
Been a while. I should make room for him on my reading shelf.
--
Ray
Alan Hope
Putting a book on a shelf is not the way to read it.
--
AH
http://grapes2dot0.blogspot.com
Ray Haddad
and Alan Hope <usenet....@gmail.com> instead replied:
>Ray Haddad goes:
Whoosh!
--
Ray
Josh Hill
<usenet....@gmail.com> wrote:
>Putting a book on a shelf is not the way to read it.
Yeah? Well, /you/ find the time for War and Peace.
--
Josh
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because
I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
Ray Haddad
and Josh Hill <usere...@gmail.com> instead replied:
>On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:04:48 +0100, Alan Hope
><usenet....@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Putting a book on a shelf is not the way to read it.
>
>Yeah? Well, /you/ find the time for War and Peace.
War and Peace props up the shelf.
--
Ray