what advice would you give yourself?
$Zero
if you knew you could get yourself to take it,
what kind of advice would you give yourself?
no wait...
maybe that condition might screw up your answer.
so...
let's rephrase that:
what advice would you give yourself?
-$Zero...
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Bill Penrose
> what advice would you give yourself?
Buy low, sell high (or the other way around. I forget).
Always drink from the near side of the cup.
Plastics.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer (if they've bathed
recently).
Go West, young man. No, wait. It's already crowded. Stop in New
Mexico.
A fool and his money are soon...(Nuts. I paid someone $20 to get me
the rest of this, and he hasn't come back. It's been a week.)
Dangerous Bill
Sigfreud
"$Zero" <zero...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> what advice would you give yourself?
>
> what advice would you give yourself?
Same as I tell other people. Mind your own freakin' business.
--Sig Freud
$Zero
> $Zero wrote:
>
> > what advice would you give yourself?
>
> Buy low, sell high
purchase while drunk, unload after inhaling.
> (or the other way around. I forget).
works either way.
with slightly different effects, i'd imagine.
> Always drink from the near side of the cup.
i never could manage that one.
> Plastics.
anything that allows you to mold things cheaply has to be good.
> Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
that one didn't work out so hot for Michael.
> (if they've bathed recently).
maybe Vito forgot to tell him that part.
> Go West, young man. No, wait. It's already crowded.
> Stop in New Mexico.
hence area 51.
> A fool and his money are soon...(Nuts. I paid someone $20 to get
> me the rest of this, and he hasn't come back. It's been a week.)
buy low, sell high.
-$Zero...
what's your opinion worth?
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$Zero
> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:e6d4f02c-20f4-4150...@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
>
> > what advice would you give yourself?
>
> > what advice would you give yourself?
>
> Same as I tell other people. Mind your own freakin' business.
what business is that of yours?
-$Zero...
this post contains no opinions
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$Zero
>
> what advice would you give yourself?
>
> if you knew you could get yourself to take it,
> what kind of advice would you give yourself?
>
> no wait...
>
> maybe that condition might screw up your answer.
>
> so...
>
> let's rephrase that:
>
> what advice would you give yourself?
dance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY
Pies de Arcilla
Freud was a cokehead.
Pies de Arcilla
>
> if you knew you could get yourself to take it,
> what kind of advice would you give yourself?
>
> no wait...
>
> maybe that condition might screw up your answer.
>
> so...
>
> let's rephrase that:
>
> what advice would you give yourself?
That depends on when I was giving it.
boots
>On Aug 9, 1:42?pm, Bill Penrose <penr...@iit.edu> wrote:
>> Always drink from the near side of the cup.
>
>i never could manage that one.
You're holding it upside down, turn it over.
--
Don't read this crap... oops, too late!
[superstitious heathen grade 8]
boots
Sign of the times, in those days it was just a cigar.
Patent remedy.
Whatever.
Alan Hope
>> news:e6d4f02c-20f4-4150...@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
>> --Sig Freud
>Freud was a cokehead.
Freud took cocaine as a painkiller for long-standing oral cancer,
though he experimented with its use in other circumstances, such as to
treat depression. In no sense was he a cokehead as we now think of
them.
Did you know he was a physician-assisted suicide?
Pies de Arcilla
> Pies de Arcilla goes:
>
> >On Aug 9, 1:51 pm, "Sigfreud" <V...@Apex.net> wrote:
> >> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>news:e6d4f02c-20f4-4150...@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
> >> > what advice would you give yourself?
> >> > what advice would you give yourself?
> >> Same as I tell other people. Mind your own freakin' business.
> >> --Sig Freud
> >Freud was a cokehead.
>
> Freud took cocaine as a painkiller for long-standing oral cancer,
> though he experimented with its use in other circumstances, such as to
> treat depression. In no sense was he a cokehead as we now think of
> them.
That's precisely how I think of him. Cocaine can lead to thought
patterns characteristic of psychosis, and Freud's psychological
theories are fundamentally the same sort of theories that Schreber had
about "nerves of voluptuousness". Freud was just a lot more successful
at convincing other people to adopt his ideas. But at some level he
knew the truth, and that's why he said Schreber "ought to have been
made a professor of psychiatry".
PJ
> what advice would you give yourself?
>
> if you knew you could get yourself to take it,
> what kind of advice would you give yourself?
>
> no wait...
>
> maybe that condition might screw up your answer.
>
> so...
>
> let's rephrase that:
>
> what advice would you give yourself?
Stop with the *no waits* and the *let's rephrase that* and repeat your
REAL question.
~ ~ ~
PJ
$Zero
the "REAL" question can be any of the following:
1] what advice would you give yourself?
2] given all of the knowledge and experience you have about yourself
and your concerns, are you qualified to give yourself advice?
3a] are you capable of taking your own advice?
3b] if so, why aren't you taking it?
4] what advice would you give yourself?
-$Zero...
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$Zero
> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Aug 9, 1:42?pm, Bill Penrose <penr...@iit.edu> wrote:
> >
> >> Always drink from the near side of the cup.
>
> >i never could manage that one.
>
> You're holding it upside down, turn it over.
before or after i fill it up?
-$Zero...
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boots
>On Aug 10, 6:03?am, boots <n...@no.no> wrote:
>> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >On Aug 9, 1:42?pm, Bill Penrose <penr...@iit.edu> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Always drink from the near side of the cup.
>>
>> >i never could manage that one.
>>
>> You're holding it upside down, turn it over.
>
>before or after i fill it up?
Your choice. You'll learn more if you pick "after".
$Zero
> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Aug 10, 6:03?am, boots <n...@no.no> wrote:
> >> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >On Aug 9, 1:42?pm, Bill Penrose <penr...@iit.edu> wrote:
>
> >> >> Always drink from the near side of the cup.
>
> >> >i never could manage that one.
>
> >> You're holding it upside down, turn it over.
>
> >before or after i fill it up?
>
> Your choice. You'll learn more if you pick "after".
does it matter which way it is when you fill it up?
-$Zero...
the complex vs. the simple
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/784486d529ae7e85
Pies de Arcilla
> On Aug 12, 6:39 am, boots <n...@no.no> wrote:
>
> > "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >On Aug 10, 6:03?am, boots <n...@no.no> wrote:
> > >> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >> >On Aug 9, 1:42?pm, Bill Penrose <penr...@iit.edu> wrote:
>
> > >> >> Always drink from the near side of the cup.
>
> > >> >i never could manage that one.
>
> > >> You're holding it upside down, turn it over.
>
> > >before or after i fill it up?
>
> > Your choice. You'll learn more if you pick "after".
>
> does it matter which way it is when you fill it up?
>
I was laughed at as a child for trying to look at the underside of a
glass of water.