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From: Smorgass Bored <
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Date: Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:03:02 -0800 (PST)
Local: Sun, Jan 27 2008 6:03 pm
Subject: Re: A Retrospective: Hass, The Fucking Idiot
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Liar Larry wrote:
"So we are sitting at the bar and we begin talking golf. Most of the
guys at the bar were in town to play the courses. It was dark
outside
with no moon and you could barely even see the ocean let along the
beach. When they all got about half tanked I started a conversation
about how far the ocean's edge was from the Hotel front lawn. When
most agreed it was 250 to 300 or more yards away I then said: I'll
bet you that I can go to the front lawn, using only a golf putter,
and
with one shot, hit the golf ball into the ocean. I'll cover any bet
you ass holes have the balls to put on the friggen bar. You can
provide the golf ball just to show this is up and up. The bar went
fookin ape shit over that one and the bets made were strong, really
strong. So we all trot out to the lawn, I tee up the ball and hit it
in the middle of the street when no cars are going by, but what they
could not see inside the hotel was there was a concrete boat ramp
that
went all the way from the road to the ocean. The ball bounced right
down it to get wet and me sleeping on silk sheets that night and
sipping Dom 55. . Cleaned out the bar. They had a slow night as
everyone was dead broke after that shot. I came back a month later on
another trip and found I was bared out of the bar and hotel. Damn, I
could have retired off of that one."
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That is a made up story and clearly another lie. There has NEVER been
a driveway or any other paved boat ramp running from the highway to
the water in Biloxi or any other gulf front Mississippi city between
Biloxi and the Louisiana state line..not now, not in 1973, not EVER.
The water ALL along the Mississippi coast is about 1' deep for the
first 1/2 mile or more out into the gulf. There are NO deep channels
or water for launching a boat unless you go to a marina.
Doug
( here's a tip for FL...if you'd wait until the entire population of
the United States is DEAD, then and only then would 'some' of your
lies not be questioned and shown to be lies )