Make Geography Great Again
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John Clark
Aug 28, 2026, 7:18:10 AM (13 days ago) Aug 28
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Yesterday our Dear Leader King Donald The First issued an official decree that henceforth Lake Ontario will be called Lake America, and of course the Gulf of Mexico is already the Gulf of America; but Nobel Prize winner Paul Krugman thanks we shouldn't stop there and offers of few helpful suggestions:
"The Pacific Ocean? That sounds weak and woke. Let’s rename it the Lethality Ocean
The Black Sea? Sounds DEI to me. Make it the European Heritage Sea.
What about the Cape of Good Hope? Real Americans don’t hope, they act (with warrior ethos.) Rename it the Cape of Epic Fury."
"The Pacific Ocean? That sounds weak and woke. Let’s rename it the Lethality Ocean
The Black Sea? Sounds DEI to me. Make it the European Heritage Sea.
What about the Cape of Good Hope? Real Americans don’t hope, they act (with warrior ethos.) Rename it the Cape of Epic Fury."
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