Trump just begged me for money

[John Clark]

You may have noticed, from a few subtle hints I may have given off, that I am not a big fan of Donald Trump, so I was a bit surprised that I got a letter in the snail mail from him begging me to give him money. It included an envelope that required no stamp but suggested I put on a stamp anyway so poor little Donnie Trump wouldn't have to pay for the postage. After some deep contemplation I decided NOT to give him any money. I did however mail the envelope and did so without putting a stamp on it. The envelope contained nothing but a piece of paper about the size of a check that said the following:  

"Trump is a billionaire and the son of a billionaire, so why does he need my money? Trump is also a traitor a sex offender and a LOSER !"

It was a very small gesture but it did make me feel a little better. 

John K Clark    See what's on my new list at  Extropolis

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