Make Geography Great Again

[John Clark]

Yesterday our Dear Leader King Donald The First issued an official decree that henceforth Lake Ontario will be called Lake America, and of course the Gulf of Mexico is already the Gulf of America; but Nobel Prize winner Paul Krugman thanks we shouldn't stop there and offers of few helpful suggestions:

"The Pacific Ocean? That sounds weak and woke. Let’s rename it the Lethality Ocean

The Black Sea? Sounds DEI to me. Make it the European Heritage Sea.

What about the Cape of Good Hope? Real Americans don’t hope, they act (with warrior ethos.) Rename it the Cape of Epic Fury."

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[Dirk Van Niekerk]

Regarding the last item. The Portuguese explorer  Bartolomeu Dias has first rights on that one. He called called it Cabo das Torments (Cape of Storms). 

Dirk