Sanskrit-Marathi Jokes

[Madhav Deshpande]

Someone sent these Sanskrit/Marathi Jokes:

 

संस्कृत मधले झकास जोक्स
😝😝😝😝


मास्तर : 
कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मां फलेषु कदाचन।।
चिंटू याचा अर्थ सांग?

चिंटू :
करमत नसल्यामुळे
राधिका रस्त्यावर
फिरत असते,
कदाचित तिला फळ घ्यायची असतील !



😛😂😂😂😆
मास्तर :

बहूनि मे व्यतीतानि जन्मानि तव चार्जुन! याचा अर्थ काय ?

चिंटू : माझे अनेक जन्म झाले आहेत पण तुझा जन्म चार जूनला झाला आहे !

😜😝😎

मास्तर : ...बरं आता सांग...
"दक्षिणे लक्ष्मणोयस्य वामे तु जनकात्मजा" याचा अर्थ काय ?

चिंटू : दक्षिणेकडून लक्ष्मण आला आणि म्हणाला... जनका... तुझी मजा आहे !


😂😝😜😆
मास्तर - चिंटू , याचा अर्थ सांग
" हे पार्थ त्वम् चापि मीम: चापि...!"

चिंटू - हे अर्जुना, तू (शांतपणे) चहा पी, मी पण पितो.

😀😀😛 😂😂

मास्तरांनी चहा आणि संस्कृत कायमच सोडल.👨🏽‍🏫
😜😂😝😝😝😝

Madhav Deshpande

Campbell, California

[Madhav Deshpande]

आणखी एक संस्कृत/मराठी जोक -

गीतेत काय नाही. चहा आणि स्टोव्ह सुद्धा आहे. "सर्वस्य चाहं हृदि सन्निविष्टो".

माधव देशपांडे

कॅंबेल, कॅलिफोर्निया

[Anilkumar Veppatangudi]

वाह्! खूप् मझा आले

Dr.V.R.Anil Kumar

http://www.kalpaheritage.org

http://www.kalpapublishing.com 

http://veppatangudi.blogspot.in

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[Saroja Bhate]

वा माधव मराठी जोक्स वाचून मजा आली.

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[Venkatesh Murthy]

Namaste

This is not a Marathi joke but still a good one. 

This Joke told by Sri KS Narayanacharya in a Bhagavata lecture. Once they were doing some Homa and he asked a boy to quickly go to Pooja shop and get Dashangam to put in the Homa. When burned it gives good fragrance. The boy went and came back with 2 Panchangams. The priest was surprised and asked why he brought Panchangams to put into Homa instead of Dashangam . The boy said the shopkeeper did not have Dashangam. He gave 2 Panchangams because he thought 2 Panchangams = 1 Dashangam. 

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Regards

 

-Venkatesh

[G S S Murthy]

Kannada corruption

This was told by my uncle to me very long back and others may be knowing. No offence meant. In Vishnusahasranaamam

"व्यासंवसिष्ठनप्तारं" gets corrupted to "व्यासं वसिष्ठ स्नफ़् तारम्" Vyaasa asks VasiShTha for snuff

"मौक्तिकैर्मण्डिताङ्गः" gets corrupted to  "मूग्तिकै र्मण्डि ताङ्गः" ( When a person slips while walking) "nose gets rubbed and the knee gets scraped"

Regards,

Murthy

My web site : http://murthygss.tripod.com/index.htm
and also my Sanskrit blog :

http://simplesanskrit.blogspot.com/

http://gssmurthy.blogspot.com

[V Subrahmanian]

In the same vein, the Srirudram mantra 'द्रापे अन्धसस्पते दरिद्रन्नीललोहित'  became 'द्रापे अन्द्रू सच्पोते...'   (Telugu delight). 

regards

vs

[Saroja Bhate]

मुनिहोमधेनुः in Raghuvamsham was translated by a student as "the cow in the house of the sage"!

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[K S Kannan]

No virus please, cautioned the Gita:

nirvairas sarvabhUtes"u

On Sat, Mar 24, 2018 at 3:36 PM, Saroja Bhate <bhate...@gmail.com> wrote:

मुनिहोमधेनुः in Raghuvamsham was translated by a student as "the cow in the house of the sage"!

On Sat, 24 Mar 2018, 11:33 V Subrahmanian, <v.subra...@gmail.com> wrote:

In the same vein, the Srirudram mantra 'द्रापे अन्धसस्पते दरिद्रन्नीललोहित'  became 'द्रापे अन्द्रू सच्पोते...'   (Telugu delight). 

regards

vs

2018-03-24 9:46 GMT+05:30 G S S Murthy <murt...@gmail.com>:

Kannada corruption

This was told by my uncle to me very long back and others may be knowing. No offence meant. In Vishnusahasranaamam

"व्यासंवसिष्ठनप्तारं" gets corrupted to "व्यासं वसिष्ठ स्नफ़् तारम्" Vyaasa asks VasiShTha for snuff

"मौक्तिकैर्मण्डिताङ्गः" gets corrupted to  "मूग्तिकै र्मण्डि ताङ्गः" ( When a person slips while walking) "nose gets rubbed and the knee gets scraped"

Regards,

Murthy

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[K S Kannan]

May all our negativities (minuses) be purified:

Apas' s'undhantu mainasaH

[Jayaraman]

ज्योक्(स्)-जीवन्तु

my take on this thread -

मूर्धन्या अपि विद्वांसो बालभावसमन्विताः।
विनोदकणिकाश्चक्रुः ज्योक् ते जीवन्तु भूतले॥

Meaning
Very senior scholars, with their child like nature, have shared(made) some jokes here.
Let the they live long in this world.
Alternatively, (following the trend of this thread) let those jokes be alive in this world. 

(ज्योक् is a Vedic term that means - for a long time)

regards
Jayaraman

[K S Kannan]

Joke(s) [needed] for [facilitating] beholding the Sun 

- as per the Vedic injunction ! :

jyok ca sUryam dRs'e

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[G S S Murthy]

Survey janaah sukhino bhavantu.

Takes care of only civil engineers.

Regards

Murthy

On Sat 24 Mar, 2018, 10:53 PM K S Kannan, <ks.kann...@gmail.com> wrote:

May all our negativities (minuses) be purified:

Apas' s'undhantu mainasaH

On Sat, Mar 24, 2018 at 10:51 PM, K S Kannan <ks.kann...@gmail.com> wrote:

No virus please, cautioned the Gita:

nirvairas sarvabhUtes"u

On Sat, Mar 24, 2018 at 3:36 PM, Saroja Bhate <bhate...@gmail.com> wrote:

मुनिहोमधेनुः in Raghuvamsham was translated by a student as "the cow in the house of the sage"!

On Sat, 24 Mar 2018, 11:33 V Subrahmanian, <v.subra...@gmail.com> wrote:

In the same vein, the Srirudram mantra 'द्रापे अन्धसस्पते दरिद्रन्नीललोहित'  became 'द्रापे अन्द्रू सच्पोते...'   (Telugu delight). 

regards

vs

2018-03-24 9:46 GMT+05:30 G S S Murthy <murt...@gmail.com>:

Kannada corruption

This was told by my uncle to me very long back and others may be knowing. No offence meant. In Vishnusahasranaamam

"व्यासंवसिष्ठनप्तारं" gets corrupted to "व्यासं वसिष्ठ स्नफ़् तारम्" Vyaasa asks VasiShTha for snuff

"मौक्तिकैर्मण्डिताङ्गः" gets corrupted to  "मूग्तिकै र्मण्डि ताङ्गः" ( When a person slips while walking) "nose gets rubbed and the knee gets scraped"

Regards,

Murthy

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[Siddharth Wakankar]

Delightful and enjoyable jugglery of words. Let us re.learn to laugh in this tense world,as most of us have forgotten this God given gift of heart.pleasing laughter.

Best luck to all to add to this wonderful field.

Prof. Siddharth Y Wakankar.

[Sivasenani Nori]

😀😀😀

I hope this will not be recycled as "Everything is there in Sastras. Gita has anti-virus for both men and machines". 

Regards 

N Siva Senani 

On Sat 24 Mar, 2018, 10:51 PM K S Kannan, <ks.kann...@gmail.com> wrote:

No virus please, cautioned the Gita:

nirvairas sarvabhUtes"u

On Sat, Mar 24, 2018 at 3:36 PM, Saroja Bhate <bhate...@gmail.com> wrote:

मुनिहोमधेनुः in Raghuvamsham was translated by a student as "the cow in the house of the sage"!

On Sat, 24 Mar 2018, 11:33 V Subrahmanian, <v.subra...@gmail.com> wrote:

In the same vein, the Srirudram mantra 'द्रापे अन्धसस्पते दरिद्रन्नीललोहित'  became 'द्रापे अन्द्रू सच्पोते...'   (Telugu delight). 

regards

vs

2018-03-24 9:46 GMT+05:30 G S S Murthy <murt...@gmail.com>:

Kannada corruption

This was told by my uncle to me very long back and others may be knowing. No offence meant. In Vishnusahasranaamam

"व्यासंवसिष्ठनप्तारं" gets corrupted to "व्यासं वसिष्ठ स्नफ़् तारम्" Vyaasa asks VasiShTha for snuff

"मौक्तिकैर्मण्डिताङ्गः" gets corrupted to  "मूग्तिकै र्मण्डि ताङ्गः" ( When a person slips while walking) "nose gets rubbed and the knee gets scraped"

Regards,

Murthy

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[Madhav Deshpande]

परिहासविचेष्टितै: सखे क्रियते सर्वमनोविनोदनम् ।

कविभि: कपिभिश्च सर्वदा विदुषां तद् भवतात् सुखप्रदम् ।।

माधव देशपांडे

कॅंबेल, कॅलिफोर्निया

[Venkatesh Murthy]

Namaste

In British India we used for fight for वाक् स्वातन्त्र्य. We are still fighting for वाक् स्वातन्त्र्य. In cities we cannot walk peacefully because of too much traffic and lack of foot paths. 

On Sun, Mar 25, 2018 at 6:58 AM, Sivasenani Nori <sivas...@gmail.com> wrote:

😀😀😀

I hope this will not be recycled as "Everything is there in Sastras. Gita has anti-virus for both men and machines". 

Regards 

N Siva Senani 

On Sat 24 Mar, 2018, 10:51 PM K S Kannan, <ks.kann...@gmail.com> wrote:

No virus please, cautioned the Gita:

nirvairas sarvabhUtes"u

On Sat, Mar 24, 2018 at 3:36 PM, Saroja Bhate <bhate...@gmail.com> wrote:

मुनिहोमधेनुः in Raghuvamsham was translated by a student as "the cow in the house of the sage"!

On Sat, 24 Mar 2018, 11:33 V Subrahmanian, <v.subra...@gmail.com> wrote:

In the same vein, the Srirudram mantra 'द्रापे अन्धसस्पते दरिद्रन्नीललोहित'  became 'द्रापे अन्द्रू सच्पोते...'   (Telugu delight). 

regards

vs

2018-03-24 9:46 GMT+05:30 G S S Murthy <murt...@gmail.com>:

Kannada corruption

This was told by my uncle to me very long back and others may be knowing. No offence meant. In Vishnusahasranaamam

"व्यासंवसिष्ठनप्तारं" gets corrupted to "व्यासं वसिष्ठ स्नफ़् तारम्" Vyaasa asks VasiShTha for snuff

"मौक्तिकैर्मण्डिताङ्गः" gets corrupted to  "मूग्तिकै र्मण्डि ताङ्गः" ( When a person slips while walking) "nose gets rubbed and the knee gets scraped"

Regards,

Murthy

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Regards

 

-Venkatesh

[K S Kannan]

परिषत्-पार्षदानां हि

      परितोषः परस्परः ॥

परीहास-परीवाह-

      -परीतैः पत्र-जालकैः ।

[Venkatesh Murthy]

Namaste

When we were children we liked this funny sentence from our Sanskrit teacher - 

गृहस्थः स्वगृहे खादति संन्यासी तु ग्रमात् ग्राममटन् खादति

We all wanted to become Sanyasis. 

Regards

 

-Venkatesh

[Venkatesh Murthy]

Correction - गृहस्थः स्वगृहे खादति संन्यासी तु ग्रामात् ग्राममटन् खादति

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Regards

 

-Venkatesh

[K S Kannan]

but 

abhakas"yo grAma-kukkuTaH !

[Nagaraj Paturi]

https://cup.columbia.edu/book/sakuntala/9780231156554

https://groups.google.com/d/msg/bvparishat/JP5DrSQWh3g/E45j2t5yKgAJ

https://groups.google.com/d/msg/bvparishat/JP5DrSQWh3g/p3lzhPZDKgAJ

and many more in the thread:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!searchin/bvparishat/gita$20kg$20soji%7Csort:date/bvparishat/JP5DrSQWh3g/iPzCkHxzKgAJ

Nagaraj Paturi

 

Hyderabad, Telangana, INDIA.

BoS, MIT School of Vedic Sciences, Pune, Maharashtra

BoS, Chinmaya Vishwavidyapeeth, Veliyanad, Kerala

Former Senior Professor of Cultural Studies

 

FLAME School of Communication and FLAME School of  Liberal Education,

 

(Pune, Maharashtra, INDIA )

 

 

 

[G S S Murthy]

Another old one: A police officer, who knew Sanskrit, who did not mind taking a bribe for releasing an arrested person would mutter: money eva manushyaanaam kaaranam badha mokshayoh.

Regards,

murthy

[Venkata Sriram]

In the same lighter note, my mentor used to jokingly say the mantra which is used in shodasha upachara while offering akSata (आयनेते परयाणे...).

आयनेते परयाणे दूर्वारोहंतु पुश्पिनीहि | ह्रदाश्च पुण्डरिकानि समुद्रस्य गृह इमे |

The telugu version as .....आयनेतेनें परायनेतेनें.....(what if one's husband or other's...)

rgs,

sriram

[Venkatesh Murthy]

Namaste

I was told there are humorous Slokas in Valmiki Ramayana also. I am not able to find one humor Sloka when Rama is returning to Ayodhya with Seeta after the war. It seems Vanara females like Taaraa and others wanted very much to see Seeta the cause of the war with Ravana. How beautiful She must be to create a war for Her sake? But when they saw Her they said 'God has made Seeta's every limb very beautiful but there is also one defect. She is missing a tail'. 

I cannot find which Sloka is saying this in Valmiki Ramayana. Requesting scholars to kindly find it. 

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Regards

 

-Venkatesh

[K S Kannan]

Is it this verse that you wanted:

puccham na tuccham iti ?

[Subrahmanyam Korada]

नमो विद्वद्भ्यः

That is right - a donkey should be worshiped for thwarting the hurdles -

शुक्लांबरधरं विष्णुं  शशिवर्णं चतुर्भुजं ।

प्रसन्नवदनं ध्यायेत्  सर्वविघ्नोपशान्तये ॥

शुक्लांबरधरं = laden with washed clothes , विष्णुम् = seen allover the village ( विषू व्यप्तौ) , शशिवर्णम् = as white as Moon,

चतुर्भुजम् =  having four hands (विवक्षा) , प्रसन्नवदनम् = always having  a pleasant face सर्वविघ्नोपशान्तये ध्यायेत् ।

विशेष्यम् - गार्दभम् ( अध्याहारः)

धन्यो’स्मि

Dr.Korada Subrahmanyam
Professor of Sanskrit, CALTS,
University of Hyderabad,
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Skype Id: Subrahmanyam Korada

Blog: Koradeeyam.blogspot.in 

[Krishnan S]

I recall a  pauraNika detailing the meaning of 

शुक्लांबरधरं विष्णुं  शशिवर्णं चतुर्भुजं ।

प्रसन्नवदनं ध्यायेत्  सर्वविघ्नोपशान्तये ॥

शुक्लांबरधरं = (maami takes ) the liquid laden with a white cream (milk) , 

विष्णुम् = (and takes a ) dark colored 'decation;

शशिवर्णम् = (mixes them and gets  a) dark-brown liquid (coffee) ,

चतुर्भुजम् =  (mamii  handing it over with her two hands  and 'maamaa'  receiving with two hands, thus 

                handing over process involving )  four hands

प्रसन्नवदनम् = (Having tasted the 'nectar' , maamaa's) face becomes pleasant and bright 

सर्वविघ्नोपशान्तये ध्यायेत्: = (and if you pray maamaa at that time ] all your hurdles get easily resolved.

Krishnan.S

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[K S Kannan]

Rendering not quite ok.

One has to know how coffee was prepared those days.

शुक्लांबर-धरं A white cloth was used for filtering.

विष्णुम्  [coffee is] all-pervasive.

शशिवर्णम्  [after milk is added ]coffee [becomes rather] white like moon.

other meanings ok

[V Subrahmanian]

There is an interesting episode about the famous 'पद्मनाभोऽमरप्रभुः' of the Vishnu Sahasra naama. A Sanskrit-illiterate bhakta, Poondaanam, took it as  'पद्मनाभो मरप्रभुः' and the story can be read here in English:

http://creative.sulekha.com/bhakthi-vs-vibhakthi-ii_258634_blog

In Tamil:

//பத்மனாபோ மரப் ப்ரபுன்னு சொன்னது பொய் தானே//

அனானி ஐயா!
கேரளாவுல பட்டத்திரி பட்டத்திரி-ன்னு ஒருத்தர் இருந்தாரு! குருவாயூரப்பன் பக்தரு! பல சாஸ்திரங்களைக் கரைச்சிக் குடிச்சவரு! உங்களைப் போல-ன்னு வச்சிக்குங்களேன்! 

பூந்தானம்-ன்னு இன்னொரு பக்தரு! இவருக்கு அவ்வளவா விஷயம் போதாது! ஆனா விஷ்ணு சகஸ்ரநாமத்தை எங்கேயோ காதால கேட்டுப்பிட்டு, அதுல வர "பத்மநாபோமரப் பிரபு" மட்டும் இவர் வாயில் ஒட்டிக்கிச்சி!

பத்மநாபோ அமரப் பிரபு(தேவர் தலைவன்)-ன்னு பிரிச்சிப் படிக்க அவருக்குத் தெரியலை! மரப் பிரபு (மரத் தலைவன்)-ன்னு நினைச்சிக்கிட்டு கோயில் வெளிய இருந்த அஸ்வத்த மரத்துக்கு (அரசமரம்) பிரதட்சிணம் பண்ணினாரு!

இதைப் பாத்த சாஸ்திர விற்பன்னர், உங்களைப் போலவே கோவப்பட்டு கத்த, அமரப் பிரபு-ன்னு திருத்தி விட்டாரு! பூந்தானமும் திருத்திக்கிட்டு மரத்தைச் சுத்தறதை நிறுத்திக்கிட்டாரு!

பகவான், சாஸ்திர விற்பன்னரான பட்டத்திரி கனவில் தோன்றி...
"ஏலே! உம்மை எவன்-யா திருத்தச் சொன்னது? பெரிய சமஸ்கிருதப் புலி-ன்னு நினைப்போ? இப்போ உம்மால அஸ்வத்த பிரதட்சிணம் நின்னு போச்சே! மரங்களில் நான் அஸ்வத்தமா இருக்கேன்னு சொல்லி இருக்கேனே! அப்படின்னா மரப்-பிரபு என்பதும் பொருந்தும் தானே? நல்ல காரியத்தைக் கெடுத்தீரே"-ன்னு ஒரு அதட்டு அதட்டினாப் பொறவு தான், புத்தி வந்துச்சாம்!

[Madhav Deshpande]

This is a beautiful story.

Madhav Deshpande

Campbell, California

[Gudsoorkar A G]

Very Interesting, Dr Korada. 

-Gudsoorkar

[G S S Murthy]

I was told "ajo nityah SaaSvatoyaM puraaNo na hanyate hanyamaane sarIre" refers to a bed bug!

Regards,
murthy

[Nityanand Misra]

On Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:13:45 UTC+5:30, Madhav Deshpande wrote:

Someone sent these Sanskrit/Marathi Jokes:

 

Hope I am not too late to the party. 

Reading the Marathi on this sign in South Bombay, the उदीच्य grammarian remarked: “प्रियतद्धिता दाक्षिणात्या”. 

 

[K S Kannan]

I am not sure whether Patanjali meant taddhita-s 

formed by the addition of tva/tal.

--

[K S Kannan]

I am not sure whether Patanjali meant taddhita-s 

formed by the addition of tva/tal.

[Sivasenani Nori]

That is why it is classified as a joke, Sir. Otherwise, it would be merely re-validating Patanjali.

Regards 

N Siva Senani 

On Fri 30 Mar, 2018, 9:45 PM K S Kannan, <ks.kann...@gmail.com> wrote:

I am not sure whether Patanjali meant taddhita-s 

formed by the addition of tva/tal.

On Fri, Mar 30, 2018 at 9:44 PM, K S Kannan <ks.kann...@gmail.com> wrote:

I am not sure whether Patanjali meant taddhita-s 

formed by the addition of tva/tal.

On Fri, Mar 30, 2018 at 6:33 PM, Nityanand Misra <nmi...@gmail.com> wrote:

On Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:13:45 UTC+5:30, Madhav Deshpande wrote:

Someone sent these Sanskrit/Marathi Jokes:

 

Hope I am not too late to the party. 

Reading the Marathi on this sign in South Bombay, the उदीच्य grammarian remarked: “प्रियतद्धिता दाक्षिणात्या”. 

 

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[kapoor kapil]

'Taddhita'=secondary derived nominals - so, abstract nouns (Hindu-tva, Indian-ness) and derived nominals/adjectivals (bhu-tal, (of) earth-surface)) are TADDHITA, even in most languages today. Patanjali says north western people are aakhyata-priya and dakshinatyas are taddhita- priya.

   It holds in today's speech as well.

Regards

kapil kapoor 

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[K S Kannan]

Patanjali referred to formations like laukika and vaidika

which are not formed by the addition of tva/tal

(though such addition yields taddhita-s

which is quite evident).

The question is, 

did Patanjali illustrate, anywhere else, the idea of southerners being fond of taddhita-s

via any example of non-tva/non-tal formations?

Regards

kapil kapoor 

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[Ramesh Kn]

(मराठी जनानां कृते विनोदः मनसि आगतः।)
 

 
पुणेनगर्याः एका महिला प्रसूतवत्यः गोः दुग्धेन निर्मितं मिष्टान्नं क्रीत्वा
आनन्देन गृहम् आनीतवति।
 
तस्याः वैयाकरणः पतिः तु तद् मिष्टान्नं स्वीकृत्य झटिति जले क्षिप्तवान्।
 
"किमर्थं भोः?!!" इति क्रोधेन पृष्टवती सा भार्या।
 
पतिः वदति - "खरवसानयोर्विसर्जनीयः" इति।
 

 
(खरवस = प्रसूतवत्यः गोः दुग्धेन निर्मितं मिष्टान्नम् इति मराठी भाषायाम्।
 
विसर्जन इत्यस्य प्रधान अर्थः जले विसर्जनं यथा गणपति विसर्जन इति मराठी
भाषायाम्।
 
खरवसानयोर्विसर्जनीयः इति पाणिनेः सूत्रं ८.३.१५।)
 
—गणान्तरादुपलब्धम्।

On Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:13:45 UTC+5:30, Madhav Deshpande wrote:

Someone sent these Sanskrit/Marathi Jokes:

संस्कृत मधले झकास जोक्स
😝😝😝😝


मास्तर : 
कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मां फलेषु कदाचन।।
चिंटू याचा अर्थ सांग?

चिंटू :
करमत नसल्यामुळे
राधिका रस्त्यावर
फिरत असते,
कदाचित तिला फळ घ्यायची असतील !



😛😂😂😂😆
मास्तर :

बहूनि मे व्यतीतानि जन्मानि तव चार्जुन! याचा अर्थ काय ?

चिंटू : माझे अनेक जन्म झाले आहेत पण तुझा जन्म चार जूनला झाला आहे !

😜😝😎

मास्तर : ...बरं आता सांग...
"दक्षिणे लक्ष्मणोयस्य वामे तु जनकात्मजा" याचा अर्थ काय ?

चिंटू : दक्षिणेकडून लक्ष्मण आला आणि म्हणाला... जनका... तुझी मजा आहे !


😂😝😜😆
मास्तर - चिंटू , याचा अर्थ सांग
" हे पार्थ त्वम् चापि मीम: चापि...!"

चिंटू - हे अर्जुना, तू (शांतपणे) चहा पी, मी पण पितो.

😀😀😛 😂😂

मास्तरांनी चहा आणि संस्कृत कायमच सोडल.👨🏽‍🏫
😜😂😝😝😝😝

Madhav Deshpande

Campbell, California