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Dazza

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Oct 3, 2001, 2:53:40 PM10/3/01

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought
"he's trying to pull a fast one".

So I said to this train driver "I want to go to
Paris". He said "Eurostar?".
I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".

So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to
do the splits?".
He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make
Tuesdays".

So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there
was a check tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt. He said
"You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take
that as a condiment".

Do you know I've got a friend who's fallen in love
with two school bags, he's bisatchel.

But I'll tell you what I love doing more than
anything: trying
to pack myself in a small suitcase. I
can hardly contain myself.

Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and
a couple of seconds later they come alight again, well
the other day there was a fire at the factory that
makes them.

So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of
people's pants, it was Weggie Kray.

So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?", he said "OK
then", I said "Nearest to bull starts". He said "Baa",
I said "Moo", he said "You're closest".

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt
saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of
snow. I rang her up, I said "Do you get my drift?".

So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want
to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",
he said "Those are pickled onions".

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came
up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle
like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC
duck".

But I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I
entered a competition
and I won a years supply of Marmite......... one jar.

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a
jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of
twiglets.

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house
and talk about your carpets?". I thought "That's all I
need, a Je-hoover's witness".

You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,
he's a catholic converter.

So I rang up British Telecom, I said "I want to report
a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".

Now did you know all male tennis players are witches,
for example Goran, even he's a witch.

So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman
wrapped in a barcode.I said
"Are you two an item?".

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load
of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".

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THe NuTTeR

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Oct 3, 2001, 3:08:01 PM10/3/01

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who was it that posted a joke every day? and why has he stopped?

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Genie

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Oct 3, 2001, 3:28:47 PM10/3/01

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The Riddler

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Oct 3, 2001, 4:29:14 PM10/3/01

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What did i do?

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DSR

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Oct 4, 2001, 1:54:34 AM10/4/01

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<sigh>

Who's next in line for the stand up?

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DSR

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Oct 4, 2001, 1:55:07 AM10/4/01

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Er, shouldn't that have been at Dazza?

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Genie

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Oct 4, 2001, 6:00:58 AM10/4/01

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that's what you get when you tell loads of bad jokes - I'm a heckler:o)

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Genie

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Oct 4, 2001, 6:01:38 AM10/4/01

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oh bugga yeah:o) lol

got him out the woodwork though didn't it:o)

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Genie

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Oct 4, 2001, 6:02:07 AM10/4/01

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I'm sorry hun - I was aiming at dazza - here, will this tissue help?

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SupaGirl

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Oct 4, 2001, 1:34:44 PM10/4/01

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oh dear that was a nasty floke up ...:-)) hahahaha

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The Riddler

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Oct 4, 2001, 4:41:36 PM10/4/01

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ooohhh you're pushing yer luck tonite girl1!!! ;-)

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The Riddler

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Oct 4, 2001, 4:43:05 PM10/4/01

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Only if it's the size of texas.. that was some tomato you threw... :-(

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DSR

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Oct 5, 2001, 1:34:35 AM10/5/01

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True, but poor old Riddler got a faceful without reason...

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DSR

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Oct 5, 2001, 1:35:02 AM10/5/01

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Is it a Kleenex, and is it clean?

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Genie

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Oct 5, 2001, 5:44:56 AM10/5/01

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I'm sure there was a good reason - and if there wasn't then there's bound to
be one in the future:o)

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Genie

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Oct 5, 2001, 5:45:29 AM10/5/01

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no it londis own brand and its clean on the top left hand corner......

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The Riddler

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Oct 6, 2001, 4:02:37 AM10/6/01

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Ew.............

You can keep your snots to yersel young lady ;-)

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The Riddler

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Oct 6, 2001, 4:03:10 AM10/6/01

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Well said..

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The Riddler

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Oct 6, 2001, 4:03:28 AM10/6/01

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:-O

Not fair!!!!

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DSR

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Oct 6, 2001, 5:15:17 AM10/6/01

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Us lads should stick together... that's what I say...

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SupaGirl

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Oct 6, 2001, 5:26:27 AM10/6/01

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hahahahah

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The Riddler

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Oct 6, 2001, 7:14:25 AM10/6/01

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Definately.......

Guy Power!!!!!!

:-)

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The Riddler

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Oct 6, 2001, 7:14:35 AM10/6/01

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Grrrrrrrr

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sharon

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Oct 6, 2001, 8:34:57 AM10/6/01

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If you say so LOL

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B A T M A N

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Oct 6, 2001, 9:05:25 AM10/6/01

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Are you kidding? I stick with the girls,
1. They are always right.
2. They never lose arguments.
3. Theres more of them.
4. They are better company.
5. And finally, I would rather spend my time surrounded by lovely girls than
ugly men. :-))
Specially when poorly. :-((

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Oct 6, 2001, 10:07:51 AM10/6/01

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You growling at me ;-))

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SupaGirl

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Oct 6, 2001, 10:08:18 AM10/6/01

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Guy power...LOL

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SupaGirl

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Oct 6, 2001, 10:09:06 AM10/6/01

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:-)))) awwww your soo right batman heheheh

how you feeling now anyway?

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Genie

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Oct 6, 2001, 10:47:35 AM10/6/01

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he looks like a teddy bear when he does that:o)

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DSR

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Oct 6, 2001, 1:46:41 PM10/6/01

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Just, don't get putting you arms around me and pouting, okay?

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Oct 6, 2001, 1:47:11 PM10/6/01

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You bloody creep!!!

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B A T M A N

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And a poorly creep too :-((

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Oct 6, 2001, 4:05:04 PM10/6/01

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how do you know ;-)

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SupaGirl

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Oct 6, 2001, 4:05:19 PM10/6/01

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wayhayyyy lol

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DSR

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Oct 7, 2001, 1:52:08 AM10/7/01

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If it doesn't get any better, you'd best see the Doctor...

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The Confusious Ant

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Oct 7, 2001, 10:45:58 AM10/7/01

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yes second that (if we did't know) hehehe

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hehehehe

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The Riddler

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Oct 7, 2001, 3:30:49 AM10/7/01

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As if!!!!

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Oct 7, 2001, 3:29:47 AM10/7/01

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I look like a teddy bear most of the time, but especially when I put on the
furry suit and big ears costume I have ;-)

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Grrrrrrrrrrrr

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Oct 7, 2001, 3:28:38 AM10/7/01

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Yep

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

;-)

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Oct 7, 2001, 3:27:58 AM10/7/01

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1. They are right cos we let 'em
2. They win arguments cos we let 'em
3. There's more of 'em cos they live longer cos we do all the hard manual
work
4. That's just personal preference
5. Ditto..

Guy Power!!! ;-)

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DSR

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Oct 7, 2001, 3:56:26 AM10/7/01

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I'm warning you... I've got a lethal weapon!!!

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SupaGirl

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Oct 7, 2001, 5:31:29 AM10/7/01

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my, what big teeth you have ;-))

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SupaGirl

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Oct 7, 2001, 5:32:48 AM10/7/01

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Hmmmm

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B A T M A N

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Oct 7, 2001, 5:53:19 AM10/7/01

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1. Why would you let them?
2. Ditto
3 Women work hard, you try going through pregnancy or being a house wife.
4.Woman are not just better to look at, but they are better at chatting, so
silent or noisy, they win.
5. Personal preference yes. So are you saying you would prefer to be in a
room full of ugly men rather than a room full of beautiful girls????
hmmmmmmmm Backs to the wall............lolololololololol

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B A T M A N

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Oct 7, 2001, 5:53:55 AM10/7/01

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Shouldn`t that be purrrrrrrrrrr lolol

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B A T M A N

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They "re False.......lolol

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Oct 7, 2001, 6:07:41 AM10/7/01

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lol you sure...

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Oct 7, 2001, 6:08:51 AM10/7/01

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Nooo men don't purrrrr ...well unless you bat for the other side lol :-))

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Oct 7, 2001, 6:09:47 AM10/7/01

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yep, they are too perfect to be his own.....lol

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Oct 7, 2001, 6:26:07 AM10/7/01

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what you doing looking in he's mouth lol

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Oct 7, 2001, 6:46:57 AM10/7/01

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He was smiling, a rather suspicious smile too, probly up to no good. ;-)

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Oct 7, 2001, 7:12:47 AM10/7/01

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Lol i never saw he's teeth

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Oct 7, 2001, 8:11:27 AM10/7/01

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See?

Personally, I don't think Genie's THAT bad... ;-P

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Oct 7, 2001, 7:58:18 AM10/7/01

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yeah, and I bite too ;-)

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Oct 7, 2001, 7:58:49 AM10/7/01

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OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-P

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Oct 7, 2001, 7:59:10 AM10/7/01

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You know me too well ;-)

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Oct 7, 2001, 8:05:57 AM10/7/01

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I let them win so that

a) They feel better
b) I might get a sh@g

As far as being in a room full of men... well.. it all depends

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Oct 7, 2001, 8:21:45 AM10/7/01

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Ooooh :-))

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Oct 7, 2001, 8:15:45 AM10/7/01

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depends what she's doing lol

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Oct 7, 2001, 8:20:05 AM10/7/01

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IT DEPENDS?!?!??!?!?!?

And to think he was going to give me a hug!!!

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Oct 7, 2001, 8:26:22 AM10/7/01

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Shhh!!

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Oct 7, 2001, 8:26:07 AM10/7/01

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Careful ;-)

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Oct 7, 2001, 8:25:52 AM10/7/01

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Was not!!!

I'd rather be in a room with 50,000 ugly men than 50,000 ugly women

;-)

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DSR

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Oct 7, 2001, 8:31:36 AM10/7/01

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You would?

At the present ratio, I think a third of each would be gay/lesbian... Which
room would you rather be in?

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SupaGirl

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Oct 7, 2001, 8:37:02 AM10/7/01

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what!! what did i say..;-))

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Oct 7, 2001, 8:38:27 AM10/7/01

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Awwwww just coz someone doesn't look pretty don't make them horrible to be
around...

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Oct 7, 2001, 8:47:37 AM10/7/01

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My sentiments exactly...

I mean, I'm ugly, but I'm fun to be with... aren't I?

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The Confusious Ant

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Oct 7, 2001, 6:01:01 PM10/7/01

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lololol

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Oct 7, 2001, 9:08:27 AM10/7/01

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i don't think anyone is ugly....i mean were all the same :-)

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Oct 7, 2001, 9:13:26 AM10/7/01

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I'm ugly... I admit it... I got a face that looks like it was rejected from
a meat tenderising factory...

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Oct 7, 2001, 9:18:18 AM10/7/01

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awwww i'm sure you haven't :-))

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Oct 7, 2001, 9:19:58 AM10/7/01

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Ask Kat...

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Beauty is within the eye of the beholder

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Oct 7, 2001, 9:37:21 AM10/7/01

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:-))))

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No, beauty if in the eye of the beer holder... :-P

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sharon

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Oct 7, 2001, 9:28:23 AM10/7/01

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Now I'm sure you are not

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Oct 7, 2001, 9:44:56 AM10/7/01

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Exactly, they must have been in a glass of water by his bedside ;-))

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> Lol i never saw he's teeth

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> "B A T M A N" <bat...@clara.co.uk> wrote in message

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> > He was smiling, a rather suspicious smile too, probly up to no good.
;-)
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> >

> > "SupaGirl" <supa...@btinternet.com> wrote in message

> > news:9ppagv$jf8gr$1...@ID-92298.news.dfncis.de...
> > > what you doing looking in he's mouth lol
> > >

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> > >

> > > "B A T M A N" <bat...@clara.co.uk> wrote in message

> > > news:100244950...@eos.uk.clara.net...
> > > > yep, they are too perfect to be his own.....lol
> > > >
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> > > >
> > > >

> > > > "SupaGirl" <supa...@btinternet.com> wrote in message

> > > > news:9pp9er$jnipk$1...@ID-92298.news.dfncis.de...
> > > > > lol you sure...

> > > > >
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> > > > >

> > > > > "B A T M A N" <bat...@clara.co.uk> wrote in message

> > > > > news:100244858...@eos.uk.clara.net...
> > > > > > They "re False.......lolol
> > > > > >
> > > > > > --
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> > > > > >
> > > > > >

> > > > > > "SupaGirl" <supa...@btinternet.com> wrote in message

> > > > > > news:9pp7ai$jqr23$1...@ID-92298.news.dfncis.de...
> > > > > > > my, what big teeth you have ;-))
> > > > > > >

> > > > > > > --
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> > > > > > > http://devoted.to/supagirl
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "The Riddler" <dino...@virgin.net> wrote in message

> > > > > > > news:vuTv7.27157$jE3.3...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> > > > > > > > Yep
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > ;-)

> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "SupaGirl" <supa...@btinternet.com> wrote in message

> > > > > > > > news:9pn34q$jel4m$1...@ID-92298.news.dfncis.de...
> > > > > > > > > You growling at me ;-))
> > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > SupaGirl xx
> > > > > > > > > http://devoted.to/supagirl
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "The Riddler" <dino...@virgin.net> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > >

> news:mIBv7.18264$jE3.2...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> > > > > > > > > > Grrrrrrrr

> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "SupaGirl" <supa...@btinternet.com> wrote in message

> > > > > > > > > > news:9pmil5$j2rcj$1...@ID-92298.news.dfncis.de...
> > > > > > > > > > > hahahahah

> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > SupaGirl xx
> > > > > > > > > > > http://devoted.to/supagirl
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > "DSR" <afp...@lineone.net> wrote in message

B A T M A N

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Oct 7, 2001, 9:46:29 AM10/7/01

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Gummy lol

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Oct 7, 2001, 9:47:34 AM10/7/01

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LOLOLOLOL BUT.............
You have to think about being a room full of men???????? eeewwwwwww

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Oct 7, 2001, 9:48:26 AM10/7/01

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So your saying the girls in here are ugly??????? oh dear

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Im Different :-))

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LOLOLOLOLOL

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OOooooooo LOL

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well yeah !! ;-)))))))))

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noooo he wouldn't dare.....

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maybe he wants to be with loads of men :-D

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Oct 7, 2001, 9:53:31 AM10/7/01

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good one LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL true true

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oh god nutter is cloning riddler so we dont block him any more!! lol

Genie

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Oct 7, 2001, 10:37:20 AM10/7/01

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I think you've dropped your soap.........

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>
> And to think he was going to give me a hug!!!
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> <shudder>
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Oct 7, 2001, 10:38:07 AM10/7/01

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so would I - women are scary en mass:o(

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> Was not!!!
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> I'd rather be in a room with 50,000 ugly men than 50,000 ugly women
>
> ;-)
>

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awww Kat still loves ya:o) and ozzie....

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yeah Kat LOL

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> I'm warning you... I've got a lethal weapon!!!

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> "The Riddler" <dino...@virgin.net> wrote in message

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> > <lowers voice an octave>
> >
> > As if!!!!

> >
> >
> > "DSR" <afp...@lineone.net> wrote in message

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> > > Just, don't get putting you arms around me and pouting, okay?

> > >
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> > > > Definately.......
> > > >
> > > > Guy Power!!!!!!
> > > >
> > > > :-)

> > > >
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Genie

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he's still got tomato pips in his ears though.......

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> See?
>
> Personally, I don't think Genie's THAT bad... ;-P

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> "The Riddler" <dino...@virgin.net> wrote in message

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Just Kat

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Oct 7, 2001, 10:52:56 AM10/7/01

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Says who?? I'm only waiting for him to write a will so I can knock 'im off
and cash the life insurance ;}

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LOL

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LOL:o)
bless

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