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ED CONRAD CHARGED WITH CAPITAL-ISM . . .

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May 19, 2010, 10:31:11 PM5/19/10
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I have just received a stern letter of warning from the
International Internet Commission (IIC) about my postings
to the Google news groups and I have never been so
humiliated.
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International Internet Commission (IIC)
Suite 751, 17th Floor
Securities Stock Exchange Bldg.
230-238 Wall Street
New York City, N.Y. 10005
Aug. 17, 2010
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Dear Mr. Ed Conrad:
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Please be advised that we here at the International Internet
Commission are now well aware of your erratic behavior
while posting to various news groups on the Internet.
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To put it mildly, It disturbs us greatly.
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We have received countless complaints from customers
that there has been a drastic shortage of capital letters
while trying to post messsages to news groups.
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Our intense vestigation has determined that YOU are primarily
responsible for the shortfall.
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Your disgusting habit of writing your headers in all capital
letters has slowly depleted the available supply. Consequently,
it has been the source of frustration and great annoyance
to millions of other Internet users worldwide, especially in
he Far East when it is evening in their time zone whenever
it is early morning in NYC.
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You are hereby instructed to cease and desist from using
capital letters with reckless abandon and, by doing so, leave
some for our other customers worldwide.
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Meanwhile, we would appreciate if you would download
our computer and return -- via Priority Mail -- ALL of the capital
letters (as well as all exclamation points) stored inside your
hard drive in order to help us replenish our dwindling resources
until the situation gets back to normal.
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Rufus C. Kingsley
Chairman
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(c) Howard C. Steinberg, Esq.
Steinberg, Goldberg, Friedberg and O'Brien
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< MURDERERS' ROW
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Three jeers for George Bush and Dick Cheney
Still unpunished for their War Crimes. It's zany!
There's more than enough evidence
911 was planned at their "residence"
You'd think Congress would act -- but disdainy.
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http://11sep.info/images/New_York_Times_9-11.jpg
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< 911 CONSPIRACY
http://www.travisredding.com/bush-911-jetfuel-wtc-laff.jpg
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EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN WTC DUST
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Niels+Harrit&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
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http://911research.wtc7.net/essays/thermite/explosive_residues.html
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http://cipshare.com/NielsHarrit_org/
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FAKE 911 CRASH FOOTAGE FROM HELICOPTER
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Plane Appears Out of Nowhere, Nose
Goes through South Tower
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http://videos.wittysparks.com/id/115387558
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THE SMOKING GUN
http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm
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< WISHFUL THINKING
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http://www.rightpundits.com/wp-content/photos/Dick_Cheney_Indicted.jpg
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http://piratenews.org/BushArrest400.jpg
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911 RINGLEADERS AS THEY'LL LOOK IN 2012
http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/files/2008/11/bush-jail.jpg
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.abortion/msg/c9172b6eecec1c4f
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http://www.911truth.org/
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http://911research.wtc7.net/
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http://www.thewebfairy.com/911/911/staged.htm
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http://911truth.org/article.php?story=20041221155307646
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3719259008768610598#
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http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=911+CONSPIRACY&hl=en&emb=0#q=91
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ED CONRAD'S OTHER CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND
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JFK ASSASSINATION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY02Qkuc_f8
http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/altgens2.jpg
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CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.letterman/msg/29e5efa37c129adf
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS
http://www.billymeier.com/
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.conspiracy/msg/361eab3f8eebaed0
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THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mouUUWpEec0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XBAxdKVRE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6MvcIs4OcQ&NR=1
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CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/
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FBI FILE PHOTO OF THE IGNORANT BASTARD
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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UPDATED LIST OF PERSONS
WHO SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN BORN
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(NOT in Alphabetical Order)
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Glenn Beck
Adolph Hitler
Rush Limbaugh
Josef Stalin
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George W. Bush
Richard "I'm NOT a Dick" Cheney -- Joint Entry
Donald Rumsfeld
Karl Rove
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BillO Reilly
Idi Amin
Sean "Ins" Hannity
Atilla the Hun
Rupert Murdoch
Tiger Woods
Genghis Khan
Annie "Douche Bag" Coulter
Sen. John Boehner
David Iain Greig - moderator, talk.origins
Sen. Joe McCarthy
Dr. Evil
Dr. Joseph Mengele
Sarah Palin
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NOTE: Jeffrey Dahmer has been removed from the list
by the judges who felt that killing and eating 17 men and
oys actually was "small potatoes" compared to the otehr
candidates. Poor Jeff was replaced by Sarah Palin.)
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Candidates Still Being Accepted
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