The "7th Heaven curse"? Jessica Biel's bare tits-showing new movie goes directly to DVD
Caden
But it's not in that sexual sense. It's in the sense when you're a
female and you don't mind changing in front of your gay male friend.
====
Straight to DVD
Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel is a failure
Hope you weren't planning on seeing Jessica Biel's newest film --
officially called "Powder Blue" but will forever be known as "That
movie where Jessica Biel shows her tits" -- in the theatre. It's going
straight to DVD. Which is probably for the best. Can you imagine how
creepy opening night would have been? You'd have 100 guys in
sunglasses and loose sweatpants climbing over each other in an attempt
to get a seat in the very back of the theatre. From the New York Post:
Jessica Biel -- one of the sexiest, most beautiful women in the world
-- has had bad luck with her latest movies, and hasn't been seen on
the big screen since "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" two years
ago. Not even scenes of Biel dancing topless as a stripper in "Powder"
-- co-starring Ray Liotta, Kris Kristofferson, Forest Whitaker and
Lisa Kudrow -- could get the somber drama a theatrical release.
"Powder" is going straight to DVD in June.
Let's be honest. With most of her talent located primarily in her ass,
is anyone really surprised that this is where Jessica's career has
ended up? Besides, most of her fans aren't interested in seeing her
star in a big-budget movie that has a wide theatrical release. They'd
rather see her star in a low-budget "art film" that results in a hand
release.
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April 28, 2009
TBerk
Alan Morton
On Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:07:32 -0700 (PDT), Caden <cad...@gmail.com>
wrote:
TBerk
> Thanks for the new masturbation-material.
As they say; 'Google is your friend!"
Maybe Jessica will go do some stage work, some time in an ashram,
something. It'd be a shame to let all that bodaciousness go to waste
behind some poor career choices.
TBerk
one body, two heads; No Waiting!
Bluuuue Rajah
a2f11b...@z23g2000prd.googlegroups.com:
> On Apr 28, 10:28�pm, alan777...@hotmail.com (Alan Morton) wrote:
>> Thanks for the new masturbation-material.
>
> As they say; 'Google is your friend!"
>
> Maybe Jessica will go do some stage work, some time in an ashram,
> something. It'd be a shame to let all that bodaciousness go to waste
> behind some poor career choices.
Jessica Biel needs to do a nude fight scene.
MFalc1
> Nothing that bi-sexual poofer Justin Timberlake's never seen before.
> But it's not in that sexual sense. It's in the sense when you're a
> female and you don't mind changing in front of your gay male friend.
>
> ====
>
> Straight to DVD
> Jessica Biel
>
> Jessica Biel is a failure
>
>
> Hope you weren't planning on seeing Jessica Biel's newest film --
> officially called "Powder Blue" but will forever be known as "That
> movie where Jessica Biel shows her tits" -- in the theatre. It's going
> straight to DVD. Which is probably for the best. Can you imagine how
> creepy opening night would have been? You'd have 100 guys in
> sunglasses and loose sweatpants climbing over each other in an attempt
> to get a seat in the very back of the theatre. From the New York Post:
>
> Jessica Biel -- one of the sexiest, most beautiful women in the world
> -- has had bad luck with her latest movies, and hasn't been seen on
> the big screen since "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" two years
> ago. Not even scenes of Biel dancing topless as a stripper in "Powder"
> -- co-starring Ray Liotta, Kris Kristofferson, Forest Whitaker and
> Lisa Kudrow -- could get the somber drama a theatrical release.
> "Powder" is going straight to DVD in June.
>
> Let's be honest. With most of her talent located primarily in her ass,
> is anyone really surprised that this is where Jessica's career has
> ended up? Besides, most of her fans aren't interested in seeing her
> star in a big-budget movie that has a wide theatrical release. They'd
> rather see her star in a low-budget "art film" that results in a hand
> release.
She also made a British film called EASY VIRTUE that was released in
the UK already and will open Stateside later this year.
Mark L. Falconer
http://www.poetry-arts-confidential.blogspot.com
http://www.youtube.com/terrymcca
Recent films/DVD releases seen:
MARLEY AND ME ***
THE SOLOIST **
CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE *1/2
nick
Johansson and others who benefit from being the crush object of so
many males even as they appear in one box office underperformer after
an other, while Amy Adams and Anne Hathaway takes home all the
prizes.
gerry
> TBerk <bayareab...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:16203b5a-98be-4823-9aba-
> a2f11bab7...@z23g2000prd.googlegroups.com:
>
> > On Apr 28, 10:28 pm, alan777...@hotmail.com (Alan Morton) wrote:
> >> Thanks for the new masturbation-material.
>
> > As they say; 'Google is your friend!"
>
> > Maybe Jessica will go do some stage work, some time in an ashram,
> > something. It'd be a shame to let all that bodaciousness go to waste
> > behind some poor career choices.
>
> Jessica Biel needs to do a nude fight scene.
Why pick just on Jessica Biel? Her co-stars in this movie include
Kris Kristofferson, Ray Liotta, Forest Whittaker and Patrick Swayze.
True, she is the best looking of the lot. Powder Blue's credits in
IMDb shows 16 names listed as having producer credits. The film was
shot in September 2007 and no distributor picked it up by March 2009.
So, with no one willing in these tough times to pony up the $10
million or so dollars it costs for a fairly wide movie release, Powder
Blue gets a very limited movie release (probably Los Angeles only) in
May 2009 and then goes to DVD.
The only surprise is that Powder Blue couldn't get a European
release. "The Hurt Locker" and "Thick as Thieves" got theatrical
releases overseas and are still scheduled for US release, even though
both movies are already out on DVD in Europe.
From its summary in IMDb, Powder Blue is a Crash wannabe. Even Crash
at first had a little trouble getting a US release. and that was
before movies studios started laying off people in droves. Powder
Blue seems to be a movie destined for HBO this fall. Those 16
producers placed their time and money on a loser that came up short
before the finish line. As long as Biel's paycheck did not bounce,
she came out ahead.
TBerk
> On Apr 29, 4:14 am, Bluuuue Rajah <Bluuuuue@Rajah.> wrote:
>
> > TBerk <bayareab...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:16203b5a-98be-4823-9aba-
> > a2f11bab7...@z23g2000prd.googlegroups.com:
>
> > > On Apr 28, 10:28 pm, alan777...@hotmail.com (Alan Morton) wrote:
> > >> Thanks for the new masturbation-material.
>
> > > As they say; 'Google is your friend!"
>
> > > Maybe Jessica will go do some stage work, some time in an ashram,
> > > something. It'd be a shame to let all that bodaciousness go to waste
> > > behind some poor career choices.
>
> > Jessica Biel needs to do a nude fight scene.
>
> Why pick just on Jessica Biel? Her co-stars in this movie include
> Kris Kristofferson, Ray Liotta, Forest Whittaker and Patrick Swayze.
Yeah, in my (unnoticed) post of a similar nature I commented on the
cast being some heavy hitters alright.
TBerk
TBerk
Is it an option to get the right films to act in, or something else?
(and who said I didn't crush on Ms. Hathaway? As someone, here I
think, commented- she appears to be [at least partly] Space Alien.)
TBerk
Michael Black
> (and who said I didn't crush on Ms. Hathaway? As someone, here I
> think, commented- she appears to be [at least partly] Space Alien.)
>
I'm sure lots of people lusted after Ms. Hathaway. She only seemed
like an alien under formal circumstances, the times she tried to
pursue Jethro a lot more was revealed.
Michael
TBerk
>
> Why pick just on Jessica Biel? Her co-stars in this movie include
> Kris Kristofferson, Ray Liotta, Forest Whittaker and Patrick Swayze.
> True, she is the best looking of the lot.
Reply, Part Duex:
I think the initial point was, (well besides the obvious
salaciousness) she seemed to have chosen this film & role to get
waaaay out on a branch. Career gamble type roll of the dice so to
speak.
And it doesn't get released to theaters.
Plus, she's nekkid.
TBerk
Bluuuue Rajah
news:3eb50c61-6b37-41f2...@x29g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
What's the subtext of a hot chick in a naked fight scene?
TBerk
Well, really it's all about the fact that she's going to get the
shakes afterwards and will need to be held and comforted.
Besides, to know the subtext, you need to know the motivation. Maybe
even the backstory.
TBerk
Bluuuue Rajah
news:1629cc50-6100-4f1d...@k19g2000prh.googlegroups.com:
> On May 1, 12:43�am, Bluuuue Rajah <Bluuuuue@Rajah.> wrote:
>> TBerk <bayareab...@yahoo.com> wrote
>> innews:3eb50c61-6b37-41f2-bc77-498244
> 220...@x29g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Apr 29, 5:52�am, gerry <2gerry...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > <snip>
>>
>> >> Why pick just on Jessica Biel? �Her co-stars in this movie include
>> >> Kris Kristofferson, Ray Liotta, Forest Whittaker and Patrick
>> >> Swayze. True, she is the best looking of the lot.
>>
>> > Reply, Part Duex:
>>
>> > I think the initial point was, (well besides the obvious
>> > salaciousness) she seemed to have chosen this film & role to get
>> > waaaay out on a branch. �Career gamble type roll of the dice so to
>> > speak.
>>
>> > And it doesn't get released to theaters.
>>
>> > Plus, she's nekkid.
>>
>> What's the subtext of a hot chick in a naked fight scene?
>
> Well, really it's all about the fact that she's going to get the
> shakes afterwards and will need to be held and comforted.
>
> Besides, to know the subtext, you need to know the motivation. Maybe
> even the backstory.
What's the subtext if you take it out of context?
Adam H. Kerman
I know this one! A footnote!
Anim8rFSK
<1629cc50-6100-4f1d...@k19g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
TBerk <bayar...@yahoo.com> wrote:
You saying you want to check out Jessica Biel's backstory?
--
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Bluuuue Rajah
news:gtedjp$e6v$4...@news.albasani.net:
> Bluuuue Rajah <Bluuuuue@Rajah.> wrote:
>>TBerk <bayar...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>>news:1629cc50-6100-4f1d-98b1-
829d03...@k19g2000prh.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> On May 1, 12:43�am, Bluuuue Rajah <Bluuuuue@Rajah.> wrote:
>>>> TBerk <bayareab...@yahoo.com> wrote
>>>> innews:3eb50c61-6b37-41f2-bc77-498244
>>> 220...@x29g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> > On Apr 29, 5:52�am, gerry <2gerry...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> > <snip>
>>>>
>>>> >> Why pick just on Jessica Biel? �Her co-stars in this movie
>>>> >> include Kris Kristofferson, Ray Liotta, Forest Whittaker and
>>>> >> Patrick Swayze. True, she is the best looking of the lot.
>>>>
>>>> > Reply, Part Duex:
>>>>
>>>> > I think the initial point was, (well besides the obvious
>>>> > salaciousness) she seemed to have chosen this film & role to get
>>>> > waaaay out on a branch. �Career gamble type roll of the dice so
>>>> > to speak.
>>>>
>>>> > And it doesn't get released to theaters.
>>>>
>>>> > Plus, she's nekkid.
>>>>
>>>> What's the subtext of a hot chick in a naked fight scene?
>>>
>>> Well, really it's all about the fact that she's going to get the
>>> shakes afterwards and will need to be held and comforted.
>>>
>>> Besides, to know the subtext, you need to know the motivation. Maybe
>>> even the backstory.
>>
>>What's the subtext if you take it out of context?
>
> I know this one! A footnote!
Try again.
Rob Jensen
movie going straight to DVD. I think the curse is about the simple
fact of appearing on 7th Heaven: whoever you might be, your career is
fucked.
-- Rob
BroTher zAcHary
Ashley Simpson seemed to do well afterward, and she was on for two
seasons.
TBerk
> In article
> <1629cc50-6100-4f1d-98b1-829d03c12...@k19g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
>
>
>
> TBerk <bayareab...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On May 1, 12:43 am, Bluuuue Rajah <Bluuuuue@Rajah.> wrote:
> > > TBerk <bayareab...@yahoo.com> wrote
> > > innews:3eb50c61-6b37-41f2...@x29g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
>
> > > > On Apr 29, 5:52 am, gerry <2gerry...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > <snip>
>
> > > >> Why pick just on Jessica Biel? Her co-stars in this movie include
> > > >> Kris Kristofferson, Ray Liotta, Forest Whittaker and Patrick Swayze.
> > > >> True, she is the best looking of the lot.
>
> > > > Reply, Part Duex:
>
> > > > I think the initial point was, (well besides the obvious
> > > > salaciousness) she seemed to have chosen this film & role to get
> > > > waaaay out on a branch. Career gamble type roll of the dice so to
> > > > speak.
>
> > > > And it doesn't get released to theaters.
>
> > > > Plus, she's nekkid.
>
> > > What's the subtext of a hot chick in a naked fight scene?
>
> > Well, really it's all about the fact that she's going to get the
> > shakes afterwards and will need to be held and comforted.
>
> > Besides, to know the subtext, you need to know the motivation. Maybe
> > even the backstory.
>
> You saying you want to check out Jessica Biel's backstory?
>
> --
Well, yes actually. One guy is talking about feets and footnotes, but
that is just a starting point, not an end in itself.
I submit for this next project of Jessica's a song for the soundtrack,
well (now that I think about it,) two actually:
1) Popsicle Toes
Michael Franks
From: The Art of Tea
And when God gave out rhythm
He sure was good to you.
You can add, subtract, multiply and divide...
By two.
I know today's your birthday,
And I did not buy no rose.
But I wrote this song instead and I call it,
"Popsicle Toes".
Popsicle toes.
Popsicle toes are always froze.
Popsicle toes.
You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes.
You must have been Miss Pennsylvania
With all this pulchritude.
How come you always load your Pentax
When I'm in the nude?
We oughta have a birthday party,
And you can wear you birthday clothes
We can hit the floor
And go explore those
Popsicle toes.
You got the nicest North America
This sailor ever saw.
I'd like to feel your warm Brazil
And touch your Panama
But Your Tierra del Fuegos
Are nearly always froze.
We gotta see saw
until we unthaw those
Popsicle toes.
Popsicle toes.
Popsicle toes are always froze.
Popsicle toes.
You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes
And, of course for part of the 'backstory' we'll throw in an
instrumental medley that includes a little diddy from Sir-Mix-A-Lot.
You know the one...
TBerk
Rob Jensen
Defining success downward isn't a good defense. Especially not with
regards to Ashlee Simpson.
-- Rob