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ELVIS SEEN SHOPPING AT LOCAL WALMART . .

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May 18, 2010, 6:52:11 PM5/18/10
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And I took his picture to prove it . . .
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http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-4/fat-elvis-impersonator.jpg
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As I Was Saying,
DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
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http://edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/index.html
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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THE BEST GHOST PHOTOS EVER TAKEN
http://paranormal.about.com/od/ghostphotos/ig/Best-Ghost-Photos/
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< THE MANY ADVANTAGES OF BEING DEAD
This is the title of the new book I'm currently writing.
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1. You won't ever again have to sweat marbles trying to figure how to
cheat on your income tax.
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2. You'll no longer waste your eardrums listening to politicians
running for re-election who keep making promises they certainly
can't -- and won't -- keep.
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3. You'll get Stephen Colbert when you accidentally click on Fox
News.
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4. You'll get Keith Olbermann when you accidentally turn your radio
dial to Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck.
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4. You won't have to re-order Viagra or Cialis (unless, possibly,
by some incredible luck, you have wound up in Heaven).
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5. You'll get no more unsolicited phone calls from India.
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6. You'll no longer have to read about corrupt politicians in the
newspaper (obviously, there is no home delivery to the deceased).
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7. You'll no longer have to listen to the incredible bullshit about
man's evolution or how close the medical "experts" they are to finding
a cure for cancer
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8. You'll won't have to pay your medical bill while a .45 revolver
is a half-inch from your head.
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9. You'll no longer have to hear, "Welcome to McDonald's. How can I
help you?"
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10. You'll never again suffer a really bad case of diarrhea during an
extremely long interview to land that new job (or pass that three-hour
written exam).
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< -- Ed Conrad, author
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Any suggestions for inclusion in my new book are more than welcome.
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E-mail them immediately to edcon...@edconrad.com
(substitute rad for . . .)
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GEORGE BUSH, DICK CHENEY WIN OSCARS
AS WORST ACTORS OF THE PAST DECADE

Let's hear it for George Bush and Dick Cheney
Still unpunished for their War Crimes. It's zany!
There's more than enough evidence
911 was planned at their "residence"
You'd think Congress would act -- but disdain-y.
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http://11sep.info/images/New_York_Times_9-11.jpg
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< 911 CONSPIRACY
http://www.travisredding.com/bush-911-jetfuel-wtc-laff.jpg
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EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN WTC DUST
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Niels+Harrit&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
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http://911research.wtc7.net/essays/thermite/explosive_residues.html
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http://cipshare.com/NielsHarrit_org/
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FAKE 911 CRASH FOOTAGE FROM HELICOPTER
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Plane Appears Out of Nowhere, Nose
Goes through South Tower
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http://videos.wittysparks.com/id/115387558
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THE SMOKING GUN
http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm
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< WISHFUL THINKING
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http://www.rightpundits.com/wp-content/photos/Dick_Cheney_Indicted.jpg
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http://piratenews.org/BushArrest400.jpg
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911 RINGLEADERS AS THEY'LL LOOK IN 2012
http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/files/2008/11/bush-jail.jpg
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.abortion/msg/c9172b6eecec1c4f
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http://www.911truth.org/
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http://911research.wtc7.net/
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http://www.thewebfairy.com/911/911/staged.htm
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http://911truth.org/article.php?story=20041221155307646
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3719259008768610598#
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http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=911+CONSPIRACY&hl=en&emb=0#q=91
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ED CONRAD'S OTHER CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND
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JFK ASSASSINATION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY02Qkuc_f8
http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/altgens2.jpg
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CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.letterman/msg/29e5efa37c129adf
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS
http://www.billymeier.com/
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.conspiracy/msg/361eab3f8eebaed0
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THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mouUUWpEec0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XBAxdKVRE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6MvcIs4OcQ&NR=1
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CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/
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LATEST FBI FILE PHOTO OF ED CONRAD
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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Nov 20, 2016, 11:00:56 PM11/20/16
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i agree that death does not exist because an elf told me so! one of my many elven friends whispered this into my ear after a night of debauchery. he said "you my friend, will never die, as long as you're an elf, like i!" since elves often speak in riddles, it took me years to decode this message, but i've found that it means that elves can't die and if i don't want to die i have to drink elf blood. this is good news for me but bad news for an elf! i also think this is substantial evidence for the theory that elvis is indeed still alive and was never human, but instead a series of elves in a trenchcoat. watch any old footage of "elv"is and your eyes will be opened to the truth!
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