Ping: Jethro Doyle
Onideus Mad Hatter
how important it is for you to make sure that we all know just how
much of a good time you're having, so if you could just give us all
continual updates...say every five minutes or so, boy that'd be just
great! *nods*
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Fred Doyle
> Hey Fredtard, are you still laughing? Let us all know, okay? I know
> how important it is for you to make sure that we all know just how
> much of a good time you're having, so if you could just give us all
> continual updates...say every five minutes or so, boy that'd be just
> great! *nods*
>
> --
>
Yes, absolutely I'm still laughing. But if you could write a little more
like that stuff about the weapons of mass destruction that you've
created, or how your going to sue Google for your mistakes on your
website that you can't find, it would be even better. Please!
Fred Doyle
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> Hey Fredtard, are you still laughing? Let us all know, okay? I know
>> how important it is for you to make sure that we all know just how
>> much of a good time you're having, so if you could just give us all
>> continual updates...say every five minutes or so, boy that'd be just
>> great! *nods*
>Yes, absolutely I'm still laughing. But if you could write a little more
>like that stuff about the weapons of mass destruction that you've
>created,
Hey Jethro, I know you're stupid and all, but uh...how exactly is it
that you think an EMP weapon is a "weapon of mass destruction"? LOL,
talk about laughter, boy that one sure cracked me up.
>or how your going to sue Google for your mistakes on your
>website that you can't find, it would be even better.
Reading...not really your strong suite there, Jethro. It is rather
ironic though in that your own gross misinterpretations, strawmen and
out of context lames manage to bring you so much
merriment...essentially you're bemused by your own idiocy...LOL, now
*THAT* is funny. ^__^
>Please!
Say pretty please. Then bend yer fat ass over my knee so I can
verbally blister it all over again with your sheer fucking idiocy. Boy
I *NEVER* get tired of doing *THAT* Jethro. `, )
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Dead Kitten
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> Hey Fredtard, are you still laughing? Let us all know, okay? I know
>> how important it is for you to make sure that we all know just how
>> much of a good time you're having, so if you could just give us all
>> continual updates...say every five minutes or so, boy that'd be just
>> great! *nods*
>>
>>
>
> like that stuff about the weapons of mass destruction that you've
> created, or how your going to sue Google for your mistakes on your
> website that you can't find, it would be even better. Please!
The only "weapon of mass destruction" he has is his massive butt.
He eats pizza and twenty minutes later there are air raid sirens going
off. LOL!
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
> Yes, absolutely I'm still laughing. But if you could write a little more
> like that stuff about the weapons of mass destruction that you've
> created, or how your going to sue Google for your mistakes on your
> website that you can't find, it would be even better. Please!
And while he's at it maybe he can share excerpts from his graphic
design book, demonstrate his kerning or photography skills and other
god level abilities.
The entertainment value is priceless.
Drew
Onideus Mad Hatter
FYI Drewster, in the book I'm working on I've got several examples of
dumbasses that I've ripped apart for trying to pass off ASSumptions as
facts...and you and Fred...oh yeah, yer both gonna be in there. Of
course since they're public posts I don't actually have to pay you or
anything, which is quite nice. Basically I get to mock you, verbally
rip you apart...and then profit off of you on top of it. LOL ^__^
Not to mention the money I make off ad banners via my various sites,
like my new blog. My new blog generated a whole $102 last month just
all on its own! Speaking of which I should start reposting some of
this Usenet stuff onto my blog...no sense in keeping your idiocy all
to ourselves, right? `, )
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Fred Doyle
"Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed, I been a writin' and a cypherin' for almos'
thirty minutes now, an' guess what? I done wrote myself a book. I'm a
gonna get me a publisher. I'm a gonna make a whole hunk a money and
maybe they'll make it into a movin' picture. That's right Uncle Jed, I'm
gonna be a world famous author, an probably win a Pull It Sir Prize.
> whoisthat...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> The entertainment value is priceless.
Without a doubt. He just keeps rolling along and hasn't got a clue.
Fred Doyle
Fred Doyle
So I take it from his reply to this post, we can add world famous
published author to the list of things he's accomplished. I can hardly
wait to see him on Oprah.
>
> The entertainment value is priceless.
>
> Drew
He just can't stop himself when he gets going like this.
Fred Doyle
Dead Kitten
> whoisthat...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> On Mar 3, 9:39 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Yes, absolutely I'm still laughing. But if you could write a little more
>>> like that stuff about the weapons of mass destruction that you've
>>> created, or how your going to sue Google for your mistakes on your
>>> website that you can't find, it would be even better. Please!
>>
>> And while he's at it maybe he can share excerpts from his graphic
>> design book, demonstrate his kerning or photography skills and other
>> god level abilities.
>
> So I take it from his reply to this post, we can add world famous
> published author to the list of things he's accomplished. I can hardly
> wait to see him on Oprah.
Also, he's a Sylvester Stallone lookalike.
Fred Doyle
Well, no, to be fair, what he really was saying was, that if he WAS a
Sylvester Stallone look-a-like, THEN he wouldn't be a fat ass.
Fred Doyle
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>Jethrodoyle wrote:
>
>"Uncle Hatter, Uncle Hatter, I been a writin' and a cypherin' for almos'
>thirty minutes now, an' guess what? I done wrote myself a book. I'm a
>gonna get me a publisher. I'm a gonna make a whole hunk a money and
>maybe they'll make it into a movin' picture. That's right Uncle Hatter, I'm
>gonna be a world famous author, an probably win a Pull It Sir Prize.
Without a doubt. He just keeps rolling along and hasn't got a clue.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Onideus Mad Hatter
Says the retard who claims to have eight fingers on each hand and
claims to be a world class Flash designer when he doesn't even know
how to link to specific content within a Flash file. LOL
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>whoisthat...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> On Mar 3, 9:39 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Yes, absolutely I'm still laughing. But if you could write a little more
>>> like that stuff about the weapons of mass destruction that you've
>>> created, or how your going to sue Google for your mistakes on your
>>> website that you can't find, it would be even better. Please!
>>
>> And while he's at it maybe he can share excerpts from his graphic
>> design book, demonstrate his kerning or photography skills and other
>> god level abilities.
>
>So I ta<COCK SLAP>
I'm really enjoying how Jethro Doyle is spending his entire day
frothing on about me, he truly is the text book definition of a Hatter
Addict. He wants *SO* badly to try and "get back" at me...it's just
so cute watching him flail about like that! ^__^
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
> So I take it from his reply to this post, we can add world famous
> published author to the list of things he's accomplished. I can hardly
> wait to see him on Oprah.
What publisher in their right mind would accept a manuscript from this
fraud. Especially if his atrocious wordsmithing skills in his Care
Bear book/script, he so proudly offered, are any indication.
I know you remember that discussion back in August. What fun!
Drew
Fred Doyle
>
> I'm really enjoying how Jethro Doyle is spending his entire day
> frothing on about me, he truly is the text book definition of a Hatter
> Addict. He wants *SO* badly to try and "get back" at me...it's just
> so cute watching him flail about like that! ^__^
>
> --
Gee Matt, you've posted more about me than I have about you. By your own
logic, your addicted to me. I kind of like it.
In fact you've done nothing today but scramble all over usenet today and
serve as the butt (all puns intended, given the pizza thread) of two
groups amusement.
But its time to get off my leg, now.
Fred Doyle
Krazee-Eyez Killa
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>On Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:48:15 -0500, Dead Kitten
><ic9b...@sneakemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>
>>Fred Doyle wrote:
>>> whoisthat...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>> On Mar 3, 9:39 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Yes, absolutely I'm still laughing. But if you could write a little more
>>>>> like that stuff about the weapons of mass destruction that you've
>>>>> created, or how your going to sue Google for your mistakes on your
>>>>> website that you can't find, it would be even better. Please!
>>>>
>>>> And while he's at it maybe he can share excerpts from his graphic
>>>> design book, demonstrate his kerning or photography skills and other
>>>> god level abilities.
>>>
>>> So I take it from his reply to this post, we can add world famous
>>> published author to the list of things he's accomplished. I can hardly
>>> wait to see him on Oprah.
>>
>>Also, he's a Sylvester Stallone lookalike.
>
>Says the retard who claims to have eight fingers on each hand and
>claims to be a world class Flash designer when he doesn't even know
>how to link to specific content within a Flash file. LOL
Wotta burn!! /rolls eyes
Onideus Mad Hatter
Yeah the one where you wound up completely humiliated because you had
no fucking idea at all what semicolons were for...LOL...man that was
funny! ^__^
I just love it when you make an idiot of yourself, Drew...and you do
it so often!
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>>
>> I'm really enjoying how Jethro Doyle is spending his entire day
>> frothing on about me, he truly is the text book definition of a Hatter
>> Addict. He wants *SO* badly to try and "get back" at me...it's just
>> so cute watching him flail about like that! ^__^
>>
>> --
>Gee Matt, you've posted more about me than I have about you. By your own
>logic, your addicted to me. I kind of like it.
Sorry, Junior, but you'll have to get the fuck back in line. I think
the PoEtards are attempting to try and claim the majority of my
attention at the moment. LOL, I love the way frothy little Hatter
Addicts ~always~ think that it's ~all~ about them...when really, in
most cases, you're barely managing to even occupy 1% of my total
online posting traffic.
*pats you on the head*
No one ever accused you of being very bright though.
>In fact you've done no<COCK SLAP>
Actually, girly-bitch, you barely even clocked at 3% of my total
posting traffic yesterday...not even including binaries and not even
including web traffic. LOL, what a stupid dumbfuck you are. ^__^
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Onideus Mad Hatter
Uh, I didn't make reality you moron, I just verbally slapped it up
long side his fat ugly head. ^__^
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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whoisthat...@hotmail.com
>
> >> So I take it from his reply to this post, we can add world famous
> >> published author to the list of things he's accomplished. I can hardly
> >> wait to see him on Oprah.
>
> >What publisher in their right mind would accept a manuscript from this
> >fraud. Especially if his atrocious wordsmithing skills in his Care
> >Bear book/script, he so proudly offered, are any indication.
>
> >I know you remember that discussion back in August. What fun!
>
> Yeah the one where you wound up completely humiliated because you had
> no fucking idea at all what semicolons were for...LOL...man that was
> funny! ^__^
Ah, your usual revisionism at work. One sentence in that
"professionally copy edited" trash you called a manuscript had the
word "but" preceded by a comma (correct), one sentence had it preceded
by nothing (incorrect) and one sentence had it preceded by a semicolon
(so incorrect is was laughable).
http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_commacomp.html
No charge for the education, Sophomore.
xxxooo
Drew
Onideus Mad Hatter
You know Drewster I kept the Google link where the one copy editor in
that other group point blank said it *WAS* the correct usage (and no
one else in the group attempted to say otherwise)...do you want me to
repost that Drew? I mean I can humiliate you all over again if you
really want me too...your choice, Retard. ^__^
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Fred Doyle
>
> Sorry, Junior, but you'll have to get the fuck back in line. I think
> the PoEtards are attempting to try and claim the majority of my
> attention at the moment. LOL, I love the way frothy little Hatter
> Addicts ~always~ think that it's ~all~ about them...when really, in
> most cases, you're barely managing to even occupy 1% of my total
> online posting traffic.
So basically, you're addicted to negative online attention. I aimed a
little low when I said you scrambled, "all over usenet today and serve
as the butt (all puns intended, given the pizza thread) of two groups
amusement." You were the butt of people's amusement in a much wider venue.
> Actually, girly-bitch, you barely even clocked at 3% of my total
> posting traffic yesterday
Yes, that's exactly my point. You got made fun of, ridiculed, laughed at
online and made a general ass of yourself everywhere yesterday. Its
amazing you have time to write books and sue Google for your own
mistakes and make weapons of mass destruction, too. Wait, never mind,
you just have time to write online about doing those things, not
actually do them.
How's that Google lawsuit coming by the way?
Fred doyle
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>> Sorry, Junior, but you'll have to get the fuck back in line. I think
>> the PoEtards are attempting to try and claim the majority of my
>> attention at the moment. LOL, I love the way frothy little Hatter
>> Addicts ~always~ think that it's ~all~ about them...when really, in
>> most cases, you're barely managing to even occupy 1% of my total
>> online posting traffic.
>So basically, you're addicted to negative online attention.
No, I, as well as my fan base is "addicted" to ENTERTAINMENT, in the
form of verbally smackin around retards like yourself and using you as
convenient canvases for my invective word art. Really, you don't
actually much matter at all. My replies to your posts aren't even for
you, they're for me and for my fans. So honestly it doesn't much
matter if you even see them, let alone reply to them...in fact in a
lot of cases you essentially aren't allowed to see the posts, as I
trim ADG from the froup line (other A26 regs often do the same when
making comments on your kookiness).
>I aimed a
>little low when I said you scrambled, "all over usenet today and serve
>as the butt (all puns intended, given the pizza thread) of two groups
>amusement." You were the butt of people's amusement in a much wider venue.
Oh there are no shortage of butt hurt little Hatter Addicts like
yourself, in fact I usually prefer to have at least three or four of
you going at once. For one, you usually last longer when you can
slurp off each others posts. And two, you can sometimes give me a
~slight~ bit of a challenge in that form...although unfortunately ADG
doesn't have that many stupid posters...mainly just you and Drew for
the most part, so that's about all the "challenge" I can manage to
muster out of the froup. Preferably I try and find froups with at
least several dozen idiots festering in them, otherwise it's just way
too easy to rip you all apart.
>> Actually, girly-bitch, you barely even clocked at 3% of my total
>> posting traffic yesterday
>Yes, that's exactly my point. You got made fun of, ridiculed, laughed at
>online and made a general ass of yourself everywhere yesterday.
In the words of someone I spoke with the other day, IRL:
"Man when I read some of the posts people make about you...damn. But
then I read your replies and just...cringe in pity for those that are
on the receiving end."
You see Cuppycake...this game isn't about quantity...it's about
QUALITY, and when it comes to invective word art...LOL...you ain't got
but Jack and shit...and Jack's out fuckin yer mother, Sunshine.
>Its amazing you have time to write books
...yeah what with how I can type at around 120 wpm...er...wait a
minute... DEE DEE DEE! LOL
>and sue Google for your own mistakes
So how is it that it's my mistake that Google cut off access to
hundreds of media and web pages that weren't ever infected with
anything?
PS - I don't need to sue them, they paid me $500 not to and
apologized, saying that their system wasn't supposed to do that and it
should have only blocked access to just the one page.
Granted I could have went on ahead and sued them and likely gotten a
whole lot more money, but I'm not really the vindictive sort...I mean
I'm not like you idiot Hatter Addicts after all. LOL
>and make weapons of mass destruction, too.
So how is an EMP device a "weapon of mass destruction"? You never did
explain that. I mean, okay, you're an idiot, no one is contesting
that fact, but really, how the fuck did you manage to get it into your
head than an EMP generator was some sort of nuclear bomb? I mean
surely you're not *THAT* stupid...are you? o_O
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Fred Doyle
> Something silly
Did you think anyone cares when you articulate your personal delusions?
Fred Doyle
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> Something silly
>
>Did you think anyone cares when you articulate your personal delusions?
This is you...running away. LOL
Now backpedal, Jethro...and do a *REAL* shit job of it too. ^__^
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sevraqf ur'yy or noyr gb znxr n pbzronpx naq npghnyyl nafjre gur cbfg
ur ena njnl sebz, yvxr gur chffl juvccrq yvggyr ovgpu gung ur vf.
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
productions.net> wrote:
> >Ah, your usual revisionism at work. One sentence in that
> >"professionally copy edited" trash you called a manuscript had the
> >word "but" preceded by a comma (correct), one sentence had it preceded
> >by nothing (incorrect) and one sentence had it preceded by a semicolon
> >(so incorrect is was laughable).
>
> You know Drewster I kept the Google link where the one copy editor in
> that other group point blank said it *WAS* the correct usage (and no
> one else in the group attempted to say otherwise)...do you want me to
> repost that Drew? I mean I can humiliate you all over again if you
> really want me too...your choice, Retard. ^__^
Sorry, but (note the proper comma usage) one lone voice on Usenet does
not the truth make. I prefer accredited resources. Here's another:
http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/commas.htm They have a cute
little PowerPoint file on there for the slow to learn.
So let's follow your logic a step further, shall we. A hell of a lot
of voices on Usenet groups have called you an ass, ass wipe, troll,
idiot, mother fucker, loser, dip shit, ass hole, worthless, fat slob,
moron, hack, etc., etc., "(and no one else in the group attempted to
say otherwise)..." that makes it a fact. Right?
No charge for the education.
Drew
Fred Doyle
> On Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:48:05 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdo...@nycap.rr.com>
> wrote:
>> Did you think anyone cares when you articulate your personal delusions?
Wow you DO!
Fred Doyle
Onideus Mad Hatter
whoisthat...@hotmail.com wrote:
>Sorry, but (note the proper comma usage) one lone voice on Usenet does
>not the truth make.
So now you're claiming that *YOU'RE* the foremost expert copy editor
on Usenet and you can prove that guy wrong, huh?
>I prefer accredited resources. Here's another:
>http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/commas.htm They have a cute
>little PowerPoint file on there for the slow to learn.
And how does that prove what he said was wrong, Dipshit? Should we
start cross posting over there again so we can fully revisit your
humiliation? I mean at the time you were ~real~ quiet and didn't
*DARE* to question him...but hey, now that you are, mayhaps we should
get the guy back over here and you can tell him he's wrong to his
face, you stupid fuckin pussy.
>So let's follow your logic a step further, shall we. A hell of a lot
>of voices on Usenet groups have called you an ass, ass wipe, troll,
>idiot, mother fucker, loser, dip shit, ass hole, worthless, fat slob,
>moron, hack, etc., etc., "(and no one else in the group attempted to
>say otherwise)..." that makes it a fact. Right?
That's a lovely fallacy, Drewster. *golf clap* It really is
unfortunate that, that's the only (f)laming tactic you know of. You
really are a one trick idiot when you get right down to it. Quite
literarily *EVERY* single post you've ever made against me has just
been molested up the ass with fallacies. I mean hells bells, yer
practically the poster child for the Nizkor project. LOL
Unfortunately for your piss poor attempt at comparing apples to
oranges all wrapped up in a fumbling side step routine...there's a
giant fucking difference between attempting to insult someone (poorly
and without any basis of proof other than your own incredible
butthurt) and someone explaining, at length, an actual lesson in
English 101 with a coherent and unchallenged explanation...that, at
the time, YOU RAN THE FUCK AWAY FROM. *snicker* But hey, like I said
Drewster, we can go ahead and put that froup right back up there in
teh group line if you want to try and challenge the guy. I mean you
think *YOUR* right and *HE'S* wrong...so why don't you stop being a
pussy and get your idiot ass over there and confront the guy? Are you
scarred? Don't want to be humiliated all over again? LOL Come on,
faggot, step the fuck up and challenge the guy! You think he's wrong,
let's see ya say it to his face, Pussy.
On another rather amusing note, by Drew's inane moon logic, if anyone
says anything it's automatically wrong by default unless it's coming
from a "credible source" that only Drew gets to decide...in this case
being what appears to be an English lesson directed towards 2nd
graders, likely written by an elementary school teacher who got a C-
minus in college level English, poorly plastered onto a shit looking
web page that doesn't even have DTD tags...wow...just...WOW! Boy
*THAT* sure is a "credible source" there Drew...uh...funny thing
though...it doesn't actually prove what that guy said was wrong. It
merely explains very basic comma usage as it pertains to 2nd grade
level language mechanics. Granted that's certainly *YOUR* speed,
Drewster...but I'm gonna go with the English major on this one (as
well as the English major who made the edit in the first place).
That's *TWO* English majors against...uh...well, just you actually,
you have no credible source pointing to the contrary. *shrugs* You
lose again, Fuckface. Feel bad about it. ^__^
>No charge for the education.
FYI - I've been sending your idiot parents bills for my online
babysitting services...you better hope they start payin too, otherwise
I'm gonna have the idiots sent to collections. `, )
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>> Did you think that I haven't been fuckin your mother?
>Wow you DO!
Yup, I've got pictures too...wanna buy some?
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jnl ubzr nf ur ehaf yvxr n chffl njnl sebz gur bevtvany cbfg. Bu
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SSDD
"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:ms9uq4t7eab9o6ksv...@4ax.com...
> So how is it that it's my mistake that Google cut off access to
> hundreds of media and web pages that weren't ever infected with
> anything?
>
> PS - I don't need to sue them, they paid me $500 not to and
> apologized, saying that their system wasn't supposed to do that and it
> should have only blocked access to just the one page.
>
> Granted I could have went on ahead and sued them and likely gotten a
> whole lot more money, but I'm not really the vindictive sort...I mean
> I'm not like you idiot Hatter Addicts after all. LOL
Bullshit tardo.
Jeez, you are a delusional fuck and an endless amusement to anyone with more
than two synaptors firing at once.
Hatter addicts?
Nah, it's more like when you're in a store and a tardo comes in. We know
we're not supposed to strare, but we can't help it.
Hatter addicts?
Nah, it's more like, no matter how bad the day gets, at least we can pop up
usenet, check a post of yours, and at least walk away with the feeling that
no matter what, at least I'm not that fucking POS!
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>Bullshit tardo.
>Jeez, you are a delusional fuck and an endless amusement to anyone with more
>than two synaptors firing at once.
Wow...do you need a tampon or something? Yeesh, calm yourself the
fuck down, Bitch. Lest someone suddenly gets the urge to slap you
across your idiot face to try and realign you with reality.
Here ya go, Fruitloop:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Graphic_Design_-_Here_Is_Your_Tampon_1.png
>Hatter addicts?
>Nah, it's more like when you're in a store and a tardo comes in. We know
>we're not supposed to strare, but we can't help it.
We? LOL, I love it when they retard back into the sheeple mentality
like that.
V'z thrffvat znlor ur guvaxf ur jnf ryrpgrq nf urnq fcbxrf-ergneq be
fbzrguvat.
>Hatter addicts?
Repetition?
>Nah, it's m<COCK SLAP>
Um...question...who the fuck asked you to *EXPLAIN* yourself...and to
*ME* of all people...LOL...that's fuckin hilarious! ^__^
Fred Doyle
> Something silly
Geez, you're just hovering, waiting form my replies.
You never answered how that lawsuit against Google was coming.
Fred Doyle
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
> >Sorry, but (note the proper comma usage) one lone voice on Usenet does
> >not the truth make.
>
> So now you're claiming that *YOU'RE* the foremost expert copy editor
> on Usenet and you can prove that guy wrong, huh?
>
> >I prefer accredited resources. Here's another:
> >little PowerPoint file on there for the slow to learn.
>
> And how does that prove what he said was wrong, Dipshit? Should we
> start cross posting over there again so we can fully revisit your
> humiliation?
I don't remember the group, but I'm sure you do since you lack a life.
Feel free to post the following question:
Would you consider the following paragraph a professionally written
manuscript suitable for publishing? Does it follow accepted style and
usage guides? If not, would you offer a critique on how it could be
improved?
"Well, I know it's all like supposed to bring us here and there, but
how does—" The white bear was suddenly cut off as she slipped
backwards. Luckily she was able to grab onto a nearby control panel to
keep from falling completely; but in her clumsiness she accidentally
hit a bunch of buttons, which escalated the situation from bad to
worse.
Thank you in advance.
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>Geez, you're just hovering, waiting form my replies.
Free cl00, Dipshit...right now I'm making replies to about a dozen
different people all across the grid...you, you're making replies
*JUST* to *ME*...*nods*...I pwn you little man...I pwn you so bad you
don't even fucking *THINK* unless it's about me.
>You never answered how that lawsuit against Google was coming.
Nccneragyl gur zbeba vf gbb qnza shpxva fghcvq gb rira ernq. LOL
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
> On Mar 5, 7:12 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>
>
>
> productions.net> wrote:
> > On Thu, 5 Mar 2009 02:00:49 -0800 (PST),
>
> > whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:
> > >Sorry, but (note the proper comma usage) one lone voice on Usenet does
> > >not the truth make.
>
> > So now you're claiming that *YOU'RE* the foremost expert copy editor
> > on Usenet and you can prove that guy wrong, huh?
>
> > >I prefer accredited resources. Here's another:
> > >little PowerPoint file on there for the slow to learn.
>
> > And how does that prove what he said was wrong, Dipshit? Should we
> > start cross posting over there again so we can fully revisit your
> > humiliation?
>
> I don't remember the group, but I'm sure you do since you lack a life.
>
> Feel free to post the following question:
>
> Would you consider the following paragraph a professionally written
> manuscript suitable for publishing? Does it follow accepted style and
> usage guides? If not, would you offer a critique on how it could be
> improved?
>
> "Well, I know it's all like supposed to bring us here and there, but
> how does—" The white bear was suddenly cut off as she slipped
> backwards. Luckily she was able to grab onto a nearby control panel to
> keep from falling completely; but in her clumsiness she accidentally
> hit a bunch of buttons, which escalated the situation from bad to
> worse.
>
> Thank you in advance.
Better yet, post the following:
I've written a manuscript and had it edited by a professional copy
editor. I was wondering if I got my money's worth and if so, do you
think it is presentable for publication/movie rights?
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_text/CB_Fan_Fic.doc
Thanks in advance.
Good luck.
Drew
Onideus Mad Hatter
whoisthat...@hotmail.com wrote:
>On Mar 5, 7:12 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>productions.net> wrote:
>> On Thu, 5 Mar 2009 02:00:49 -0800 (PST),
>>
>> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> >Sorry, but (note the proper comma usage) one lone voice on Usenet does
>> >not the truth make.
>>
>> So now you're claiming that *YOU'RE* the foremost expert copy editor
>> on Usenet and you can prove that guy wrong, huh?
>>
>> >I prefer accredited resources. Here's another:
>> >http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/commas.htmThey have a cute
>> >little PowerPoint file on there for the slow to learn.
>>
>> And how does that prove what he said was wrong, Dipshit? Should we
>> start cross posting over there again so we can fully revisit your
>> humiliation?
>I don't remember the group, but I'm sure you do since you lack a life.
LOL, sure ya don't. I realize you're a complete fucking moron, Drew,
so I'll help ya out:
http://groups.google.com/grphp
Woah! Complicated, huh? *nods*
Now, here's what ya need to do there, Drew (I have to explain this
part too because he's just ~that~ damn stupid)...you see that excerpt
you keep raping up the ass from my CB fanfic? Try plugging that into
that "search" bar there and then press the "Search Groups"
button...WOAH! That's just like fucking MAGIC, innt? *nods*
>Feel free to post the following question:
>
>Wo<COCK SLAP>
I'm sorry, why in the fuck is it that you expect *ME* to argue *YOUR*
battle for you? You claimed the original poster who said it was the
correct usage of a semicolon was wrong, so *YOU* confront the guy, you
fuckin pussy. Yeesh, do you *ALWAYS* expect other people to fight
your battles for you? Huh, Pussy? Pussy, pussy, pussy...come on,
Pussy, step up and own up to yer claim. You said the guy was wrong,
so get the fuck over there and tell it to his face, Pussy. If you're
gonna run at the mouth you best take responsibility for the shit comin
out of it, Pussy.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
productions.net> wrote:
> I'm sorry, why in the fuck is it that you expect *ME* to argue *YOUR*
> battle for you?
>> Should we start cross posting over there again so we can fully revisit your
>> humiliation? I mean at the time you were ~real~ quiet and didn't
>> *DARE* to question him...but hey, now that you are, mayhaps we should
>> get the guy back over here and you can tell him he's wrong to his
>> face, you stupid fuckin pussy.
There's your quote. Note the "we". I've proved you to be a fraud with
my resources. You must be too afraid to post that whole paragraph and
have your lunacy exposed. Hop to it fraud.
And BTW. Where's the punctuation ending that first sentence?
Professionally copy edited my ass. You got robbed.
Go down to your library and get a copy of the New York Times Style and
Usage Guide. See "Comma Usage". There's resource #3.
So, how's that Care Bear book and movie deal coming along?
LOL
Drew
Fred Doyle
> On Thu, 05 Mar 2009 08:46:39 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdo...@nycap.rr.com>
> wrote:
>
>> Geez, you're just hovering, waiting form my replies.
>
> Free cl00, Dipshit...right now I'm making replies to about a dozen
> different people all across the grid...you, you're making replies
> *JUST* to *ME*...*nods*...I pwn you little man...I pwn you so bad you
> don't even fucking *THINK* unless it's about me.
>
Ah, I see, you're hovering, waiting for negative attention and making an
ass of yourself all over the "grid."
Fred Doyle
Onideus Mad Hatter
whoisthat...@hotmail.com wrote:
>On Mar 5, 10:15 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>productions.net> wrote:
>
>> I'm sorry, why in the fuck is it that you expect *ME* to argue *YOUR*
>> battle for you?
>
>>> Should we start cross posting over there again so we can fully revisit your
>>> humiliation? I mean at the time you were ~real~ quiet and didn't
>>> *DARE* to question him...but hey, now that you are, mayhaps we should
>>> get the guy back over here and you can tell him he's wrong to his
>>> face, you stupid fuckin pussy.
>
>There's your quote. Note the "we". I've proved you to be a fraud with
>my resources.
Child, the only "resource" you provided was an elementary level
explanation of basic comma usage that didn't even say anything at all
about semicolon usage.
>You must be too afraid to post that whole paragraph and
>have your lunacy exposed. Hop to it fraud.
You know Pussy...I think I'm about tired of your mouth. I'm going to
give you a choice here...either you stop being a pussy, get yer gawd
damn stupid ass in that froup and challenge the guy head on...or I'm
gonna do it for you...AS YOU.
LOL, really isn't much of a bother to forge headers, Cuppycake. So
either you get the fuck in there and you be a man, or I'm gonna go and
do it in your name...and it sure the fuck ain't gonna be pretty.
>And BTW. Where's the punctuation ending that first sentence?
>Professionally copy edited my ass. You got robbed.
>Go down to your library and get a copy of the New York Times Style and
>Usage Guide. See "Comma Usage". There's resource #3.
That's great, Dipshit, but how does that explain SEMICOLON usage? Dee,
dee, dee! Of course, again, this is just more of your ass raping
fallacies. You *KNOW* you're wrong, you *KNOW* you've lost the
argument, you *KNOW* it's proper semicolon usage...and so the only way
you can backpedal your way around it is to just try and ignore the
semicolon altogether and start raping those commas up the ass even
though they haven't got fuck all to do with anything, prove nothing,
and basically just make you look like a fumbling dipshit.
>So, how's that Care Bear book and movie deal coming along?
Quite well actually. How's that...not doing anything with your life
except whining and obsessing over mine workin out for ya? ^__^
*snicker*
Drew is such a fuckin joke he actually *PAID* someone to go and create
a web portfolio for him, because he was too damn stupid to make one on
his own. `, )
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Thu, 05 Mar 2009 08:46:39 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdo...@nycap.rr.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Geez, you're just hovering, waiting form my replies.
>>
>> Free cl00, Dipshit...right now I'm making replies to about a dozen
>> different people all across the grid...you, you're making replies
>> *JUST* to *ME*...*nods*...I pwn you little man...I pwn you so bad you
>> don't even fucking *THINK* unless it's about me.
>>
>
>Ah, I see, you're hovering, waiting for negative attention and making an
>ass of yourself all over the "grid."
Serq guvaxf gung uvf trggvat ireonyyl shpxrq hc gur nff vf fbzrubj
tvivat zr "artngvir nggragvba"...YBY...lrnu, abg fb zhpu artngvir
nggragvba nf vg vf RAGREGNVAZRAG. *favpxre* Gur fghcvq qvcfuvg vf
*FGVYY* uvqvat sebz gur bevtvany cbfg, boivbhfyl ur'f fpnerq fuvgyrff
gb rira ernq vg, xabjvat gung vg'f tbaan uhzvyvngr uvz nyy bire ntnva.
^__^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Fred Doyle
> Serq guvaxf gung uvf trggvat ireonyyl shpxrq hc gur nff vf fbzrubj
> tvivat zr "artngvir nggragvba"...YBY...lrnu, abg fb zhpu artngvir
> nggragvba nf vg vf RAGREGNVAZRAG. *favpxre* Gur fghcvq qvcfuvg vf
> *FGVYY* uvqvat sebz gur bevtvany cbfg, boivbhfyl ur'f fpnerq fuvgyrff
> gb rira ernq vg, xabjvat gung vg'f tbaan uhzvyvngr uvz nyy bire ntnva.
Why would I bother to read rot13 text? That was cool in 1995 or so.
You never answered how that lawsuit against Google was coming. Any luck
yet?
Fred Doyle
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
> >On Mar 5, 10:15 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
> >productions.net> wrote:
>
> >> I'm sorry, why in the fuck is it that you expect *ME* to argue *YOUR*
> >> battle for you?
>
> >>> Should we start cross posting over there again so we can fully revisit your
> >>> humiliation? I mean at the time you were ~real~ quiet and didn't
> >>> *DARE* to question him...but hey, now that you are, mayhaps we should
> >>> get the guy back over here and you can tell him he's wrong to his
> >>> face, you stupid fuckin pussy.
>
> >There's your quote. Note the "we". I've proved you to be a fraud with
> >my resources.
>
> Child, the only "resource" you provided was an elementary level
> explanation of basic comma usage that didn't even say anything at all
> about semicolon usage.
Here you go Sophomore: http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_commacomp.html
Resource #4 with mention of semicolon usage. States that you only use
a semicolon when you *do not* have linking words like "but".
As far as trolling another group, feel free, your good at that. Don't
forget to include that first paragraph where your "professional copy
editor" failed to put a period.
Good luck. Mean it.
Drew
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> Serq guvaxf gung uvf trggvat ireonyyl shpxrq hc gur nff vf fbzrubj
>> tvivat zr "artngvir nggragvba"...YBY...lrnu, abg fb zhpu artngvir
>> nggragvba nf vg vf RAGREGNVAZRAG. *favpxre* Gur fghcvq qvcfuvg vf
>> *FGVYY* uvqvat sebz gur bevtvany cbfg, boivbhfyl ur'f fpnerq fuvgyrff
>> gb rira ernq vg, xabjvat gung vg'f tbaan uhzvyvngr uvz nyy bire ntnva.
>
>Why would I b<COCK SLAP>
Uh, who the fuck cares if you bother? LOL, it wasn't *FOR* you,
Dipshit.
Fred Doyle
> On Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:20:22 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdo...@nycap.rr.com>
> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> Serq guvaxf gung uvf trggvat ireonyyl shpxrq hc gur nff vf fbzrubj
>>> tvivat zr "artngvir nggragvba"...YBY...lrnu, abg fb zhpu artngvir
>>> nggragvba nf vg vf RAGREGNVAZRAG. *favpxre* Gur fghcvq qvcfuvg vf
>>> *FGVYY* uvqvat sebz gur bevtvany cbfg, boivbhfyl ur'f fpnerq fuvgyrff
>>> gb rira ernq vg, xabjvat gung vg'f tbaan uhzvyvngr uvz nyy bire ntnva.
>> Why would I b<COCK SLAP>
>
> Uh, who the fuck cares if you bother? LOL, it wasn't *FOR* you,
> Dipshit.
>
Ah, I see. Its for your legion of "fans" who also think what was cool in
1995 is still really "gnarly, dude". Do you guys have like a nerd club
that gets together in your basement?
Fred doyle
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
My house doesn't have a basement and my fan base is quite diverse and
covers a whole variety of different opinions, interpretations and
purposes when it comes to me and my online activities. The one
commonality though amongst all my fans is that they *DON'T* treat the
Internet as ~serious~ business and don't let little things get them
all riled up and frothing at the mouth...in the way that you and Drew
always get so worked up over my posts...often to the point where you
have to start constructing blatant fallacies and tilting at strawmen
just to try and keep yer idiocy going.
Lbh qb unir gb jbaqre gubhtu, vs ur'f rira njner bs vg ng nyy, be
jurgure vg'f ragveryl fhopbafpvbhf va angher. Ur znl abg rira ernyvmr
gung ur rffragvnyyl tbrf "uhagvat" sbe zl cbfgf naq gura vzzrqvngryl
nsgre ernqvat fgnegf ybbxvat sbe snyynpvrf gb chg hc nf nggnpxf naq
cbfgherf. Bar fgebat pbzzbanyvgl nzbatfg Unggre Nqqvpgf vf gung
haqreylvat *ARRQ* gb gel naq "trg onpx" ng zr...bs pbhefr, vs vg pna'g
or ernqvyl qbar, be vs gur nqqvpg ynpxf gur vagryyvtrapr gb pbagraq,
gura bs pbhefr gurl cerggl zhpu *UNIR* gb tb jvgu gur oyngnag snyynpl
ebhgr, whfg gb gel naq rnfr gurve sehfgengvbaf n yvggyr.
And really, when you look at both his and Drew's posting history over
the past six months...that's it...that's *ALL* they do any more. They
just float about in desperation, sitting on the edge of their seat,
waiting for the next Hatter post to pop up so that they can start
picking through it word for word, comma for comma, pixel by pixel,
looking for *ANYTHING* they can try and lame me with, so absolutely
desperate for a come back that they'll continually tilt at strawmen
for lack of a better argument. Constructing fallacies so weak that
they literarily shake apart upon posting. Such is the "life" of these
two Hatter Addicts.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
Fred Doyle
Ok, here's an interesting little experiment I'd like to try. These
messages are cross posted to three groups, so there's a pretty diverse
crowd with access to the posts, and if Matt has the fan base he thinks
he does, many people should be reading this.
So...if you consider yourself part of Matt's fan base, please step
forward and say so. Post here and say you love Matt and can't wait to
all he writes. In fact, if you consider yourself a fan of Matt in any
way, step up and say so. Show him some support.
Now he also said that the rot13 text in his messages wasn't for me (good
thing). I'd like to know who it WAS for. Even if you're not a fan, if
you decoded all the rot13 text that he posted, say so. Step up and
acknowledge that you took the time to decode all the text he posted that
was rot13 encoded.
If you decoded even one passage that was rot13 encoded, please just say
so. Acknowledge that you are one of the people that these passages were
for. As I said, I'd just like to make clear who they WERE for.
Fred Doyle
gmin...@gmail.com
> forward and say so. Post here and say you love Matt and can't wait to
> all he writes. In fact, if you consider yourself a fan of Matt in any
> way, step up and say so. Show him some support.
Someone rang? Matt's been a fount of joy and entertainment for me ever
sense he first stumbled onto www.portalofevil.com like five or six
years ago.
No way in hell I'd read everything that son of a bitch writes, though.
It's more
the concepts than the execution -- he's fucking terrible at any sort
of back and
forth, what with the LOL COCKSLAP etc, and his walls of text are
similarly lazy
ass crap most of the time. However, the concepts are always top notch.
I haven't
been following his epic Care Bears fanfic angle at all, but, you have
to give him
this: he's a lard monster of a dude in his late twenties, and he's
"seriously"
presenting his MOTHERFUCKING CARE BEARS FANFICTION as an effort
worthy
of praise. Or that adult baby RPGMaker thing. Or the GOD LEVEL WEB
DESIGNER
persona contrasted with the reality of his sites. Or that super
amazing video codec he
supposedly wrote a couple of years ago. Or the perpetual motion
machine. Et cetera.
I read some post of his not too long ago where he claims he weighs 147
pounds.
Seriously, if you've ever seen a picture of Matt that is some funny
shit right there.
And, if you've never seen a picture of Matt, find that one where's
he's dressed like
a Jedi. The Matt vs. Google angle has been so dense with ironic humor
I've about
pissed myself laughing following his chain of "logic."
You also have to give it up for his dedication too. He's been doing
this thing where
he's "pretending" to be Ignatius J. Reilly from A Confederacy of
Dunces on the
Internet for over a decade now, and he's never broken keyfabe. I
strongly suspect
this is because there really isn't much (if any) keyfabe to break, and
Matt genuinely
and sincerely believes that Google wronged him terribly by adding his
domain to their
blacklist because he (the self-assessed web superhero) copy and pasted
an amazingly
obvious malicious HTML/script blob into his homepage accidentally,
which they
compounded by not immediately identifying what caused his site to get
added, and
also by blacklisting backwater-productions.net/*.
It's an incredibly nerdy joke, but I'm an incredibly nerdy man. He's
like an Internet
Andy Kaufman, except he's only got the one character and I'm pretty
sure that the
"character" is largely a wafer-thin veneer holding back the ocean of
trans-fatty ragetears
that would result if the blue-tinted scales fell from his eyes and he
got an outsider's
POV on himself.
>Now he also said that the rot13 text in his messages wasn't for me (good
>thing). I'd like to know who it WAS for. Even if you're not a fan, if
>you decoded all the rot13 text that he posted, say so. Step up and
>acknowledge that you took the time to decode all the text he posted that
>was rot13 encoded.
I decoded a couple of them, then stopped bothering when I realized
they were
just "LOL THIS DUDES A RETARD AMIRITE?" over and over. In my defense,
it's zero effort for me to decode rot13 (it's in the context menu when
I highlight
text, but oh wait Google groups is for retards and everyone should be
using rrn
on a shell account on the CS department's VAX becuase it's 1992 LOL).
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
> On Mar 5, 3:21 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>
>
>
> productions.net> wrote:
> > On Thu, 5 Mar 2009 08:22:43 -0800 (PST),
>
> > whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:
> > >On Mar 5, 10:15 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
> > >productions.net> wrote:
>
> > >> I'm sorry, why in the fuck is it that you expect *ME* to argue *YOUR*
> > >> battle for you?
>
> > >>> Should we start cross posting over there again so we can fully revisit your
> > >>> humiliation? I mean at the time you were ~real~ quiet and didn't
> > >>> *DARE* to question him...but hey, now that you are, mayhaps we should
> > >>> get the guy back over here and you can tell him he's wrong to his
> > >>> face, you stupid fuckin pussy.
>
> > >There's your quote. Note the "we". I've proved you to be a fraud with
> > >my resources.
>
> > Child, the only "resource" you provided was an elementary level
> > explanation of basic comma usage that didn't even say anything at all
> > about semicolon usage.
>
> Here you go Sophomore: http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_commacomp.html
BTW. This is from the University of Purdue. Heard of them? Not quite
2nd grade.
Now come on. Post that paragraph. Post that "professionally copy
edited" manuscript.
Let the whole of Usenet witness your fraudulence.
LOL
Drew
Fred Doyle
>
> Ok, here's an interesting little experiment I'd like to try. These
> messages are cross posted to three groups, so there's a pretty diverse
> crowd with access to the posts, and if Matt has the fan base he thinks
> he does, many people should be reading this.
>
> So...if you consider yourself part of Matt's fan base, please step
> forward and say so. Post here and say you love Matt and can't wait to
> all he writes. In fact, if you consider yourself a fan of Matt in any
> way, step up and say so. Show him some support.
>
> Now he also said that the rot13 text in his messages wasn't for me (good
> thing). I'd like to know who it WAS for. Even if you're not a fan, if
> you decoded all the rot13 text that he posted, say so. Step up and
> acknowledge that you took the time to decode all the text he posted that
> was rot13 encoded.
>
> If you decoded even one passage that was rot13 encoded, please just say
> so. Acknowledge that you are one of the people that these passages were
> for. As I said, I'd just like to make clear who they WERE for.
>
> Fred Doyle
C'mon Onideus Mad Hatter fans. the big guy needs you to step up to the
plate. Now's the time to give your favorite usenet poster a strong show
of support.
Matt said he has a fan base that is, "quite diverse and
covers a whole variety of different opinions, interpretations and
purposes when it comes to me and my online activities."
If you don't self-identify, he'll look like a self-deluding braggart who
his hearing voices in his head that he is mistaking for his "fan base."
Do far, he's only been able to get support from a single individual who
called him, "a fount of joy and entertainment" and said his, "concepts
are always top notch."
Of course the same supporter said,"his walls of text are
similarly lazy ass crap most of the time" and recognized that his online
persona, "is largely a wafer-thin veneer holding back the ocean of
trans-fatty ragetears that would result if the blue-tinted scales fell
from his eyes and he got an outsider's POV on himself."
So at best, this fan gave him qualified support. So its up to you.
Identify yourself! Speak out about what you like about Matt and his
writings. He needs you. Testify!
Fred Doyle
Fred Doyle
its own, because I'm afraid ist buried within a thread and may not be
getting appropriate responses because of its placement.
If you consider yourself part of Matt's fan base, please step forward
and say so. Post here and say you love Matt and can't wait to all he
writes. In fact, if you consider yourself a fan of Matt in any way, step
up and say so. Show him some support.
C'mon Onideus Mad Hatter fans. the big guy needs you to step up to the
plate. Now's the time to give your favorite usenet poster a strong show
of support.
Matt said he has a fan base that is, "quite diverse and covers a whole
variety of different opinions, interpretations and purposes when it
comes to me and my online activities."
If you don't self-identify, he'll look like a self-deluding braggart who
his hearing voices in his head that he is mistaking for his "fan base."
So its up to you.
Rev Turd Fredericks
he bothers you as much as he appears to be, just don't read his posts
and don't respond to him, that will solve all your problems.
Fred Doyle
> Fred Doyle wrote:
>> I'm moving this quest for Mad Hatter Fans up to the top of a thread of
>> its own, because I'm afraid ist buried within a thread and may not be
>> getting appropriate responses because of its placement.
>>
>> If you consider yourself part of Matt's fan base, please step forward
>> and say so. Post here and say you love Matt and can't wait to all he
>> writes. In fact, if you consider yourself a fan of Matt in any way,
>> step up and say so. Show him some support.
>>
>> C'mon Onideus Mad Hatter fans. the big guy needs you to step up to the
>> plate. Now's the time to give your favorite usenet poster a strong
>> show of support.
>>
>> Matt said he has a fan base that is, "quite diverse and covers a whole
>> variety of different opinions, interpretations and purposes when it
>> comes to me and my online activities."
>>
>> If you don't self-identify, he'll look like a self-deluding braggart
>> who his hearing voices in his head that he is mistaking for his "fan
>> base."
>>
>> So its up to you.
>>
>> Identify yourself! Speak out about what you like about Matt and his
>> writings. He needs you. Testify!
>>
>> Fred Doyle
> I'm no fan, but I do find him entertaining at times.
I'd agree. I've said as much
> I suggest that if
> he bothers you as much as he appears to be, just don't read his posts
> and don't respond to him, that will solve all your problems.
I enjoy tweaking him when I have time, setting him of on rants and
seeing what new brag he will come up with. I've compared it to watching
a sitcom with a really wacky character. Is that a problem I have?
Fred Doyle
Fred Doyle
Anyone?
Hello?
Anybody out there?
Fred Doyle
Wavy G
"Fred Doyle" actually had to say:
I think that he honestly thinks he does have fans. And sadly, I think
he thinks *we* are them.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
Fred Doyle
locating your fan base.
Tell me where I should be looking for your diverse fan base that cover
"a whole variety of different opinions, interpretations and purposes"
when it comes to your online activities.
I'll post in any group or anywhere on "the grid" that you suggest and
try and uncover your fan base. With all that posting you do, you must
have some ideas.
I promise I'll post back here any results I get. Ya' got one so far, but
his support was somewhat mitigated by some unflattering comments that
followed.
So, where should I be looking for this fan base? Up a tree? Under a
rock, 'cuz the newsgroups that are your home groups ain't jumping up in
support? Ya' know what I mean? Let me know.
Fred Doyle
Onideus Mad Hatter
<turd...@catholic.org> wrote:
>Fred Doyle wrote:
>> I'm moving this quest for Mad Hatter Fans up to the top of a thread of
>> its own, because I'm afraid ist buried within a thread and may not be
>> getting appropriate responses because of its placement.
>>
>> If you consider yourself part of Matt's fan base, please step forward
>> and say so. Post here and say you love Matt and can't wait to all he
>> writes. In fact, if you consider yourself a fan of Matt in any way, step
>> up and say so. Show him some support.
>>
>> C'mon Onideus Mad Hatter fans. the big guy needs you to step up to the
>> plate. Now's the time to give your favorite usenet poster a strong show
>> of support.
>>
>> Matt said he has a fan base that is, "quite diverse and covers a whole
>> variety of different opinions, interpretations and purposes when it
>> comes to me and my online activities."
>>
>> If you don't self-identify, he'll look like a self-deluding braggart who
>> his hearing voices in his head that he is mistaking for his "fan base."
>>
>> So its up to you.
>>
>> Identify yourself! Speak out about what you like about Matt and his
>> writings. He needs you. Testify!
>>
>> Fred Doyle
>I'm no fan, but I do find him entertaining at times.
Of course not, if you were a fan you likely wouldn't have replied. The
only reason Hatter Addicts do shit like this is because they're
looking to try and attack other people because they can't attack me,
with the perception that doing so is somehow going to bother me or
will "get back" at me in some way.
Not to mention the fact that it works directly in my favor to have
them believe that I *DON'T* have any fans, as they likely wouldn't be
nearly as frothy and kook ridden if they knew a bunch of other people
were laughing at them along with me.
What's actually really quite ironic here is that these morons are ADG
regs...which happens to be the home froup of one of my very few
*outspoken* fans, Connie. Who once described me as such:
"He's foul-mouthed and oft-times cruel, but he's bloody brilliant and
has a rapier wit!"
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/37e7576fa0e8a9ad
*nods*
Of course Fred can't rightly start trying to hammer on Connie since
she's an ADG reg and that just wouldn't go over very well at all
amongst the other graphic designers, which is why he's looking for
someone outside of ADG who will openly support me that he can start
raggin on.
> I suggest that if he bothers you as much as he appears to be, just
> don't read his posts and don't respond to him, that will solve all
> your problems.
...that's ~really~ not so much of an option for Hatter Addicts though,
they've got far too much butt hurt to ever "admit defeat" and "give
in" like that. The *NEED* they have to try and "get back" at me is
just far too great to ever allow them to simply walk away. `, )
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Onideus Mad Hatter
>Someone rang? Matt's been a fount of joy and entertainment for me ever
>sense he first stumbled onto www.portalofevil.com like five or six
>years ago.
Has it really been that long? BTW you need to fix your line length,
your posts are all coming in retarded looking.
>No way in hell I'd read everything that son of a bitch writes, though.
Not all of it is "written" so much as copied and pasted a lot of
times. I don't normally like to repeat myself...so I don't. I just
copy and paste segments as needed from a library I have of personal
material. Some of that material though is purposefully evolved over
time and as such actually changes, my "skitch" material as I call it.
>It's more
>the concepts than the execution -- he's fucking terrible at any sort
>of back and
>forth, what with the LOL COCKSLAP etc,
When you start seeing that it means you're no longer worth my
recognition as a sentient presence...at which point I put a bot in
control of your online babysitting.
>and his walls of text are
>similarly lazy
>ass crap most of the time.
How would you know, not reading many of my posts? What's "lazy" are
the people who don't have enough of an attention span to make it
through those "walls of text". Granted I'm not from Generation Barney
and I actually spent a good deal of my childhood *READING* so maybe
"walls of text" just have a different meaning for you. It's all about
perception.
>However, the concepts are always top notch.
Which concepts would those be?
>I haven't
>been following his epic Care Bears fanfic angle at all,
It's "epic" now, eh? LOL I should make more sites for my God
daughter, give the kooks something new to froth over.
>but, you have to give him
>this: he's a lard monster
Oh I'm quite certain I likely weigh much less than the vast majority
of kids like yourself who throw that lame around. If there's one
thing I've learned online it's that those who don't ever post pictures
of themselves...are either hideously ugly, horribly fucking fat, or
have such low self esteem they're quite likely to start cutting
themselves over the slightest thing.
>of a dude in his late twenties, and he's
>"seriously"
>presenting his MOTHERFUCKING CARE BEARS FANFICTION as an effort
>worthy of praise.
How would you know if you hadn't ever read it? I have a rather unique
position as far as artistic works, in that they can (and often are
over time) be adapted in various ways. And it is through that
remanipulation and reconstruction that you can find new forms of art.
Appeal of course is largely random amongst regular folk and there
really is no pleasing everyone. I also have the unique ability of
being able to enjoy almost anything, on some level, via the use of
memory reassociation. And because I'm not limited in any form or
manner by the social constrictions of a largely ignorant and
uneducated populous, I never have any need to try and posture along
with the "popular" sheeple.
My Care Bear fan fic is quite unique in that while it was meant
largely as a gift for someone, I wanted it to have some appeal to
myself and my personal likes and interests. Basically taking
something uber cutesy and sacrine with hardly any sense of plot or
character development and turning it into something more dramatic,
with action, adventure, villains, super powers, the whole works! I
highly enjoy working on the story as I basically pimped out the bears
powers X-Men style and it really is a lot of fun interpreting and
coming up with powers based on the various bears tummy symbols,
personalities, etc. And then of course I get to come up with ways of
how those powers can be used in fights and so forth...even against
themselves, as one of the characters I created can morph into other
characters by touching them (and can split himself apart into three
forms at once). So anyway, while someone of ignorance might be quick
to pass something up merely on the title alone, those who are
intelligent, both artistically and analytically, will find the story
quite a pleasant read for the most part. As I've said before, the
story is not so much for little kids. It's more of a Harry Potter
style, having mass appeal amongst most age groups.
>Or that adult baby RPGMaker thing.
Actually that's two games, one with adult baby content, the other
without. The sole purpose was never to create a game for adult
babies, that was more of an after thought than anything and the adult
baby form of it is *NOT* simply centering on that particular fetish,
but is rather being designed as an all around fetish game in general
and will cover a whole variety of interests (the more the better). And
no, there's no ~artistic~ pursuit there so much as it is a way to make
money...*LOTS* of money. Exploiting the fetish based communities has
always been a big business and I'm always looking for new ways to cash
in on them. The furry and adult baby fetishes are two of the largest
ones and represent a significant market ripe for exploitation.
Whether it be selling "dragon" dildos:
https://www.bad-dragon.com
Or customized adult baby diapers:
http://bambinodiapers.com
There's *TONS* of money to be made there...lots of scamming as well,
since many victims will be too embarrassed to try and go after someone
who swindles them.
>Or the GOD LEVEL WEB DESIGNER
When did I claim to be a "God level" anything? Oh, yeah, never! LOL,
although even if I did it wouldn't be much of a compliment considering
all the incredible mistakes and fuckups the good lord has managed to
produce within this world. Quite frankly, I think I could do a lot
better job if I was the one in charge of things.
Now I have created a form of web coding called "God level", however it
has nothing to do with claiming perfectionism so much as it's about
CREATIONISM, as the web form is, essentially, all about creating
"living" sites, that react and interact with the user, able to alter
and change their own code as needed, representing multiple sites
within a single site. Of course as it is now it's just in the
beginning stages. The form opens up a whole realm of possibilities as
far as web AI, creating "intelligent" websites and so forth. I was
mostly inspired by the anime series Chobits (which I really ought to
finish watching at some point here) in which the characters had these
little miniature robots that could not only interact but could connect
to their computers and perform various tasks and even search the web
for content that they would like. Sort of like having your own
personal search engine that browses through the Internet looking for
stuff that you would like.
>persona contrasted with the reality of his sites.
My sites are all quite awesome looking, anyone who says otherwise is
clearly a butthurt little snitch who is simply angry and upset that I
have talent and skill and choose to flaunt and brag about it. Most
lessers are of the perception that if you have talent then you should
be humble about it and if you're ever arrogant about it at all then
suddenly you deserve nothing but absolute scorn, hatred and
discontent.
>Or that super amazing video codec he
>supposedly wrote a couple of years ago.
Never finished it actually. The initial prototype I wrote in PHP, in
order to test out all the base encoding functions and everything
worked out awesome for the most part. However that code needs to be
ported over to C++ and it all has to be intertwined together which is
going to be quite a feat just within itself. It's sort of like my
perfect liquid prototype, the underlying concepts are simple, but
bringing those concepts together into a cohesive whole took quite a
lot of work.
Unlike most people I'm not motivated at all artistically for the
pursuit of money. Money is certainly nice, but I have no intention of
trying to "get rich quick" and certainly a magical codec with awesome
compression is not going to bring me riches, so I have no burning
desire to complete the project at any time soon...in fact I haven't
even worked on it for...several years now.
My perception of time is usually different from most though. I mean a
month can go by and it feels more like a week to me. A year seems
more like a few months, etc, etc. So it's not unusual at all for me
to simply stop working on a project and put it on the shelf for a
number of years before taking it back out to work on it again. Hell I
haven't worked on the Care Bear fan fic in nearly two years now
(despite numerous requests from that community to see me continue with
it). I will of course, at some point...although that project has to
contend against hundreds of other projects I have going, coupled with
the fact that I am the king of procrastination. I am somewhat cursed
in that I never have any form of writers block or artists block. For
me there is a constant influx of new ideas, forms, perceptions,
philosophies, stories, thoughts and the like.
Take the CB story...it is actually "complete"...in outline form...with
over three dozen different endings, several dozen sub plots and
character development forms and a near infinite number of permutations
that could be made from all of those. You see when I'm writing I
start getting ideas so fast that it's impossible for my fingers to
keep up with them directly, so I start switching into outline form and
start creating hierarchies of ideas and forms, with related and linked
factors between them with possible offshoot ideas and sequencing
arrangements. I've always thought that I would likely make a very
good "choose your own adventure" writer and I've actually played
around with the idea of turning the Care Bear story into one.
>Or the perpetual motion machine. Et cetera.
I have never claimed at any point to have invented a perpetual motion
machine nor do I believe such a device is even possible. For some
reason, I'm guessing due to lack of intelligence, many idiots seem to
think that my geomagnetic resonance energy generator is some kind of
perpetual motion device, however for those that aren't absolute
fucking dumb asses it's quite clearly a device for tapping into the
geomagnetic fields generated by the spinning of the planet. Which
many people are actually working on, the significant factor to
overcome being the "gates effect". There are literarily thousands of
different ideas and possible solutions for such a device and I'm
certainly not the only one working on such a form.
>I read some post of his not too long ago where he claims he weighs 147
>pounds.
Actually I weigh about 232 pounds at present, I haven't weighed around
150 for quite some time, not sure where you read that, may have been a
typo.
>Seriously, if you've ever seen a picture of Matt that is some funny
>shit right there.
Uh, if you've ever seen pictures of me you know my weight has been all
over the board, ranging from uber skinny to ultra husky. In recent
years my weight shifts quite a lot from ~200 to ~260, with around 225
being *MY* ideal weight, as in the weight I feel the most comfortable
with.
I have a lot of odd eating habits though and a fast metabolism, so I
can pull off weight fairly quickly. One time back around 2001 or so I
ate nothing but rice for about five months straight (with teriyaki
sauce) and dropped so much weight so fast my skin was all like loose
and rubbery. I didn't much like that though, plus my hair started to
fall out, so I stopped doing that and went back to eating "normal"
(normal for me).
>And, if you've never seen a picture of Matt, find that one where's
>he's dressed like
>a Jedi.
Hurr, hurr, Halloween costumes are funney, huh? Or is that supposed
to be some kind of half assed insinuation that I'm some kind of uber
nerdy type who goes around SW larping every day of the week? It's
kind of hard to tell with you Hatter Addicts, always looking for
*SOMETHING* to try and lame me with. LOL
>The Matt vs. Google angle has been so dense with ironic humor
>I've about
>pissed myself laughing following his chain of "logic."
You will of course only ~claim~ that, and of course will provide no
proof nor evidence. *nods*
It's much like the recent "debate" with Drew, where the idiot spent
months on end frothing on about fucking semicolons and commas, trying
to claim I should have used a comma instead of a semicolon. And even
when he's point blank bitch slapped up long side his fat ugly fuckin
head with reality he *STILL* tries to claim otherwise! *snicker* But
then there's not much getting through to Hatter Addicts, they believe
what they *NEED* to believe rather than what's actually there in most
cases...like with this retard thinking I'm a "God level" web coder and
claiming that I've invented some kind of a perpetual motion device.
His claims are just outright absurd and kooky, and only a complete
fucking retard would actually believe that they were true...or someone
*REALLY* desperate to try and "get back" at dat mean 'ol Mad Hatter.
>You also have to give it up for his dedication too. He's been doing
>this thing where
>he's "pretending" to be Ignatius J. Reilly from A Confederacy of
>Dunces on the
>Internet for over a decade now, and he's never broken keyfabe.
Oh I'm really not "pretending" to be anything, although you Hatter
Addicts certainly are not without your incredible delusions and kooky
interpretations of me and my life. Of course that makes you all the
more entertaining. Truth be told, I've actually been considering
writing a book on the Hatter Addict phenomena, where the protagonist
is represented by the thoughts, interpretations and ideas of those
that dislike him (for one reason or another) and then have the
character go through various morphisms throughout the story to match
the interpretations and perceptions of others, but never revealing the
true form of the character, leaving the audience to decide, with their
own interpretations and perceptions what he's really like.
>I strongly suspect
>this is because there really isn't much (if any) keyfabe to break,
Not amongst you Hatter Addicts, no. There's really not much that
could break your senseless delusional hypocrisy when it comes to me
and my online endeavors.
>and Matt genuinely and sincerely believes that Google wronged him terribly by adding his
>domain to their
>blacklist because he (the self-assessed web superhero) copy and pasted
>an amazingly
>obvious malicious HTML/script blob into his homepage accidentally,
>which they
>compounded by not immediately identifying what caused his site to get
>added, and
>also by blacklisting backwater-productions.net/*.
You are of course leaving out all sorts of important details (that
only a Hatter Addict could), such as the fact that the script wasn't
completely copied, and in its form didn't actually even work. And
then of course there's the fact that they *NEVER* revealed the reason
for block listing the ENTIRE DOMAIN (even though only a single HTML
file had a supposed problem). They listed the reason as "suspicious"
rather than actually present the supposed problem and then applied it
to the entire fucking domain, which includes DOZENS of sites and web
pages as well as HUNDREDS of media files.
Anyone who thinks Google was in the right to shut down an ENTIRE
DOMAIN when only ONE single page had a supposed problem is quite
clearly an idiot of the highest order.
...and Google would of course agree with that assessment as they
compensated me for their inane screw up and profusely apologized for
doing it.
>It's an incredibly nerdy joke, but I'm an incredibly nerdy man. He's
>like an Internet
>Andy Kaufman, except he's only got the one character and I'm pretty
>sure that the
>"character" is largely a wafer-thin veneer holding back the ocean of
>trans-fatty ragetears
*snicker*
Seems to me you're attempting to project aspects of yourself into me
(something Hatter Addicts are quite well known for). Unfortunately
for your delusions I'm an incredibly happy person, I love life, I love
artistry and I have no reason to ever be sad or regretful of
anything...in fact I'm not even sure I'm capable of feeling those
emotions naturally. I'm best described as an extreme optimist, being
able to see the good in everything and never dwelling on anything bad
or problematic. I see things for what they are and I'm not held back
by any lower emotional needs and wants, such as those who continually
fester below the level of self-actualization on the 'ol Maslow
Hierarchy.
>that would result if the blue-tinted scales fell from his eyes and he
>got an outsider's POV on himself.
I get outsiders perceptions of myself all the time...and they're
almost always incredibly positive. I'm an extremely likable person
for the most part, easy to talk to, easy to get along with, never
holding any bias, judgments or closed minded thoughts against anyone.
Only online do I use my Onideus persona and practice in what I call
invective word art with such openness. In the real world, because
it's the real world, I'm much more hesitant to use my skills and
abilities in flaming and only do so when absolutely necessary. Of
course there are no shortage of LOSERS who can't function correctly on
the social level in the real world, so they have retarded onto the
Internet looking to try and compensate for what they can't get like
normal people. This of course leads them to the perception that the
Internets is *VERY* serious business and as such, when presented with
a character like mine, it leads to incredible levels of butthurt all
around and easily breeds Hatter Addicts.
>I decoded a couple of them, then stopped bothering when I realized
>they were
>just "LOL THIS DUDES A RETARD AMIRITE?" over and over.
Did you honestly think that he deserved any more effort or attention
than that? I most often post like a mirror, reflecting and often
magnifying the stance and emotions of the person I'm replying to. So
really, if you're not happy with what you're seeing...what you're
really not happy with is yourself. You should probably strive to
deserve better.
>In my defense,<WHACK>
Personally, I don't really care about your little NEED to try and
explain and defend yourself and the effort alone says all I really
need to know about you. As it says in my .sig, when I listen to
people, I don't really listen to what they say so much as *WHY*
they're saying it.
>but oh wait Google groups is for retards
For the most part, yes. Google froups is, essentially the WebTV
interface of Usenet and is inherently deficient for surfing Usenet
groups for a whole variety of reasons. Anyone who thinks otherwise
has obviously not ever used a modern Usenet browser, specifically
designed *FOR* Usenet froups.
>and everyone should be using rrn
>on a shell account on the CS department's VAX becuase it's 1992 LOL).
Bored now.
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> Hey Fredtard, are you still laughing? Let us all know, okay? I know
> how important it is for you to make sure that we all know just how
> much of a good time you're having, so if you could just give us all
> continual updates...say every five minutes or so, boy that'd be just
> great! *nods*
>
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> Onideus Mad Hatter
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