Various snippages apply.
Mike Easter wrote:
> John Corliss wrote:
>> I will break my silence on my signature file because Mike is making such
>> an issue of it.
>
> Better that you would have fixed you sig file to reply to me.
Don't hold your breath.
>> Mike Easter wrote:
>>
>> Okay Mike, just EXACTLY what is:
>>
>> A. Outlandish
>> B. Offensive
>> C. Rude
>>
>> about my signature file?
>
> It is *extremely* excessively long. It is trying to convey a giant
> message that is not the purpose of a sig, making it outlandish. An
> excessive sig is rude (and thus offensive) because it is not in keeping
> with usenet netiquette guidelines.
>
>> I'm not looking for quotes from nebulousnetiquette websites,
And yet, that's exactly what you did. Rather than explaining WHY my
signature is "outlandish, offensive and rude", you simply say that it is
and provide no reason.
> You want/ are asking for an answer, but you want to disqualify countless
> articles which have been written on usenet netiquette and excessive
> sigs? That means that you don't think the world of usenet netiquette
> guidelines applies to you or this group.
I discard them because they are dated in the extreme. Originally, long
signature files were a violation of netiquette because they meant that
providers had to pay for the bandwidth required to transmit them. That
was when bandwidth cost a lot more proportionally than it does now. In
these days of mega-bandwidths, that concern has been pretty much
rendered invalid.
>> I want to know EXACTLY what makes my signature file
>> fit fall under each of those adjectives.
>
> See above. Outlandish by its extreme length. Offensive and rude because
> it does not conform to netiquette guidelines.
I can keep this up as long as you can.
A. WHY is it "outlandish" because of its length and:
B. WHY is it "offensive and rude" because it doesn't conform to outdated
and no longer applicable netiquette guidelines.
> This isn't about my disagreement with your *own* personal method of
> filtering -- you can filter how you like. This is about your own
> personal choice of what kind/dimension of sig file to use in 'violation'
> of all known netiquette guidelines on suggested sig length.
>
> In my opinion a sig should be one or two short lines maxium, not 4 long
> ones as some netiquette guides suggest.
Well, opinions are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole has
'em. Even me. And MY opinion is that signature file length is something
that can easily be ignored.
>> EVERY SINGLE ONE of the domains listed in my signature file are used in
>> this group EXCLUSIVELY to troll and forge. Why then, is it rude to
>> recommend that anything originating from them be filtered out by regular
>> participants? I'm not holding a fucking gun to anybody's head, they can
>> choose to filter or not to filter. It's their business. However, I fully
>> intend to continue using my signature file in the hope of alerting some
>> new person to what's going on in ACF before they give up and go away
>> because of all the trollspew.
>
> You act like you are doing a favor to a.c.f, when in fact your messages
> are offensive in their own right.
A claim which you still have failed to explain to my satisfaction.
> Any time your own messages offend ordinary people, then you become part
> of the undesirable behavior that 'we' should avoid engaging.
Oh right, I'm sure that I'm just "offending" the hell out of people. Get
a grip.
> That is, my replying to your message here is further out of line for me
> than my recent replying to the MiniMouse. My posts to minimouse were
> more appropriate than my reply to you now, and I wish I weren't doing it
> - replying to you.
Then DON'T! You know how to use a killfile, I'm sure. If you dislike me
and my posts so much, simply filter them out! Otherwise, this is a waste
of both your time and mine.
> If you want to tell people how to filter by using your methods, you
> should post it (somewhere else) and simply put a link to that posting in
> your sig.
>
>> Frankly, the only people I can think of who would object to such
>> filtering are those who use those services TO troll and forge in this
>> group.
>
> The business about how to filter is a personal choice. The business
> about how you should post to this newsgroup is fodder for multiple
> people's opinions which differ.
That's a red herring in relation to my remark and you know it. Not only
that, but you say it like I disagree with those remarks and that's
bullshit. Of COURSE "the business about how to filter is a personal
choice" and as for the second statement, see my above remark about
hemorrhoids.
>> If somebody if forging posts from me and using my actual email address
>> to do so, you're GOD DAMNED RIGHT that I'm going to protest and let the
>> group know this is going on. And as I've mentioned before, I include
>> "*FORGERY*" in the subject lines of my replies so that the messages can
>> be easily filtered out by anybody with half a brain.
>
> What you do about forgeries is a different topic from this disagreement
> about your outrageous outlandish offensive and rude sig.
>
> <snip the rest of the non-sig ranty>
EOT, since it's obvious to me that you will never give me an acceptable
explanation for why my signature file is so "horrendous".
You can continue to rant and rave in this thread, but I won't be replying.
And my signature file will remain unchanged unless there are some
additions or deletions to the list of things which I recommend messages
be filtered on.