the official cmm faq v1.7
mister c
VERSION 1.6.
[Posted Weekly]
CONTENTS
1. Why is this FAQ being posted?
2. Where's the rest of it?
3. I don't understand what's going on.
4. Can you repeat that once again?
5. Why are you all so disgusting?
6. What's with the borg motif?
7. What else should I know, before posting here?
THE STUFF
1.
this FAQ is being posted so you know we're official, and
actually have a FAQ all of our own...
2.
There isn't one. Go to
(http://groups.google.com/group/couch-of-doom)
3.
Maybe a Lobotomy might help.
4.
Maybe a Lobotomy might help.
5.
We are Borg.
6.
It's the nature of the assimilated to become Borg.
7.
You should know that reading the FAQ, located at the CMM
homepage is the only successful way to integrate yourself
into the alt.cmm Collective. You should also know the
meaning of the little bitty numbers at the bottom of major
posters' signatures. You should also know that chili is the
one true soul-food, and that we like our Borg brutal.
ADDITIONAL
"Don't think of us as murderers and cutthroats, miss. Think
of us as an escort service." - Mister Croup
"But without the bosoms." - Mister Vandemar
(Thanks, St. Chuck...)
"He's travelled so far beyond right and wrong he couldn't
see them with a telescope on a nice clear night." - Mister
Croup
You can search the archives at:
http://groups.google.com/group/couch-of-doom
where you're bound to find . . . stuff.
CONTACT EMAIL
coming soon
EXTRA
This newsgroup is created for the coming together of
like-minds and interested observers , in following the
Church of Modern Misconceptions.
All hail the Coke god.
--
No Spam, spammers will be accepted into the Collective.
Binaries are not permitted.
Use alt.binaries and a pointer post to it.
FINAL WORDS
Hoop-la.
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This has been an authentic post, care of the guys at CGP
Online, and the
CMM Collective.
"Posting is irrelevent."
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"All I really wanted was to drag him, kicking
and screaming, into the 21st Century. How
could I know he had an allergy to knives?"
- St. Alia Von.
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alt.CMMCollective: #0042 of 0069
"Mooching is Irrelevent."
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"First, empty but a drop upon the holy shrine.
This is the part by which the sacrifice is made.
Offer thy thanks, and rid thyself of malice.
Call upon his name, and feel the blessings of
the Coke God as the nectar of life do flood thy
mouth." - St. Alia Von, From Rituals of a Coke
Drinker, 1998 ver 1.2.