hello!

welcome to the couch of doom - a small archive of the discordian work of mister c/lucas thorn. you can rummage around and add your own stuff (i'm quite happy to steal it and make it mine). the lucas thorn official homepage is located at http://lucasthorn.blogspot.com, and you can find out all you need to know about him there.

i have been putting up all my ebooks into the files section. please feel free to read! i'm especially happy with the zany 'creepy and hatboy' ones. their discordian worldview highly appeals to me. and the highly sought after discordian travelogue, 'zombies of widgeroo' i was happy with, too. i'm surprised how many people say hello to me about that one. chaos is your friend. don't be afraid of it.

direct your calls to my email if you like, but please don't spam me. while i appreciate the poetic elements of spam, it does annoy me.

please note the majority of movie reviews are from the now deceased couch of doom website which used to review b-grade, horror, and exploitation flicks with an emphasis on homemade and extremely low budget types which i had a thing for back in the days of pre-2003. i still kind of do appreciate them, but i watched so many it became draining. i do miss the friends i made during that time, and as always i thank them very much for their smiles.

huh? what?

no, i don't use margarine in the shower. weirdo.

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