Re: "The Whores of Columbus" / Will Dockery

[Jordy C.]

On Wednesday, July 17, 2019 at 7:17:28 PM UTC, Will Dockery wrote:
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> Has anybody else banged the fat singer Nelly
> Not so great and just a yawn!
> She’s squashed a lot of people, and right now I’ve come unstrung
> Because I just looked and my dick’s gone.
>
> Has anyone gotten a hand from Sandy?
> There is no better, come on
> She squeezes lots of people, and then the job is done
> I just looked down, she’s on the next John.
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> Now everyone’s tried out my Willfuck Gini
> She’s always ready to bed down
> Freebies for lots of people, whether good, bad, old or young
> Who can say that her giveaways are wrong?
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> Their talents saved me from paying whores
> Their singing’s no good so they gave themselves to me
> All that for free
> Buffet soon, it’s chicken noodle soup day!
>
> Has anyone’s beer not been finished by me?
> Is the liquor now all gone?
> Zod’s now stumbling by the river hobo camp
> Nelly, Sandy, Gini nude drawn.
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> *with apologies to “Abraham, Martin and John” by Richard Holler

Shalom, my friend.

[NancyGene]

Excellent selection, Jordy's Uncle!

The original posting of this famous poem/song is at:
https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/ojuekui_bOM/m/G6edEhiRBQAJ
Will Dockery dictated it to us while he was in a drunken stupor, but we managed to transcribe it accurately. We think that the last stanza is particularly relevant, in light of the photographic evidence of Mr. Dockery having fallen off the beer keg wagon.

[Michael Pendragon]

LOL! Will should always dictate his poetry to you. It's 1,000 times better than his own stuff.

[NancyGene]

We cannot always understand Will Dockery when he's talking. He speaks a language that probably has never been written down (until we appeared). However, the poems inspire Jordy to say "Hi!" and that's a reward in itself.

[Clay Dockery]

Speaking properly takes effort and we all know his aversion to doing anything that takes even a minimal amount of effort.

[NancyGene]

Does Dan Barf speak at all? He seems too busy doing nothing. That's what he taught his students about how to live a meaningless life.

[Faraway Star]

It may be meaningless to you but it's the Dharma Bum life and it suits us fine. Check out the backyard of the love nest Dirty Mike and I share.
https://imgur.com/a/Kd1wsuZ

[NancyGene]