"Nelly, Sandy and Gini," as told to NancyGene by Will Dockery

NancyGene

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Mar 19, 2019, 8:55:06 AM3/19/19

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Nelly, Sandy and Gini*
as told to NancyGene by Will Dockery

Has anybody else banged the fat singer Nelly
Not so great and just a yawn!
She’s squashed a lot of people, and right now I’ve come unstrung
Because I just looked and my dick’s gone.

Has anyone gotten a hand from Sandy?
There is no better, come on
She squeezes lots of people, and then the job is done
I just looked down, she’s on the next John.

Now everyone’s tried out my Willfuck Gini
She’s always ready to bed down
Freebies for lots of people, whether good, bad, old or young
Who can say that her giveaways are wrong?

Their talents saved me from paying whores
Their singing’s no good so they gave themselves to me
All that for free
Buffet soon, it’s chicken noodle soup day!

Has anyone’s beer not been finished by me?
Is the liquor now all gone?
Zid’s now stumbling by the river hobo camp
Nelly, Sandy, Gini nude drawn.

*with apologies to “Abraham, Martin and John” by Richard Holler

NancyGene

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Mar 19, 2019, 11:33:21 AM3/19/19

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Is one of these ladies the mother of Will's third child? Perhaps there are other children that he hasn't mentioned (but of course he never talks about his personal life here) from other barflies (not to be confused with Dan Barfly).

Brother Dave Dockery

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Mar 19, 2019, 12:49:43 PM3/19/19

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Nelly - Stank skank
Sandy - Whore
Gini - Cunt

Conley Brothers

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Mar 19, 2019, 11:36:07 PM3/19/19

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That's a bit harsh but if the shoe fits.

NancyGene

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Mar 20, 2019, 9:16:02 AM3/20/19

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They must all be blackmailing each other. Even the ho's don't want it known that Will is a client.

Brother Dave Dockery

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Mar 20, 2019, 11:10:07 PM3/20/19

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No woman would want to be associated with Will. Cathy knew that.

Will Dockery™

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Mar 23, 2019, 10:34:56 AM3/23/19

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On Tuesday, March 19, 2019 at 12:49:43 PM UTC-4, Brother Dave Dockery wrote:

Spot on, Brother Dave.

George Sulzbach

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Apr 3, 2019, 12:24:10 PM4/3/19

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On Wednesday, March 20, 2019 at 11:10:07 PM UTC-4, Brother Dave Dockery wrote:
> No woman would want to be associated with Will. Cathy knew that.

I dosed Lady Katherine and fucked her limp ass.

NancyGene

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Sep 16, 2020, 2:45:36 PM9/16/20

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On Tuesday, March 19, 2019 at 12:55:06 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:

We have heard that Nelly, Sandy and Gini's businesses have suffered because of the Covid shutdown. They offered special "no-touch" services but their customers balked at that.

Zod

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May 11, 2021, 11:54:16 AM5/11/21

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Sandy will jerk it without gloves for an extra 5 spot.

Clay Dockery

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Oct 11, 2021, 1:20:59 PM10/11/21

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As if you have that kind of money.

Conley Brothers

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Oct 12, 2021, 11:34:29 PM10/12/21

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On Wednesday, September 16, 2020 at 2:45:36 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:

There are a lot of new whores in town - this is Columbus, after all. Those three sluts are not looking good at all these days.

Will Dockery

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Nov 20, 2021, 9:11:32 PM11/20/21

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The years take their toll on us all.

Zod

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Nov 28, 2021, 1:32:32 AM11/28/21

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On Tuesday, October 12, 2021 at 11:34:29 PM UTC-4, Conley Brothers wrote:

Luckily, standards are low in this town.