Family Guy <
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> On Tuesday, December 26, 2023 at 6:43:49 PM UTC-5, Cujo DeSockpuppet
> wrote:
>> Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote in
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>> > On 2023-12-24, W.Dockery <
will.d...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> I managed to publish a book of poetry
>> >
>> > Even Ed Wollmann has sold more copies of his books than you.
>> Not fair, Ed used to call stores as someone else and ask them to
>> order the book. I believe he also had Marsha Kalfsbeek and a few
>> other F'losers like Little Brucie Kettler doing the same thing.
>
> That's a very bullshit move.
> How would he sell them, anyway?
> Have his cronies go in and buy it for him?
It happened a little before I started laughing at Edmo but I think the
idea was to boost "sales" and get some exposure at book stores. You know
we are dealing with a world class kook, right?
They would end up getting remaindered anyway. When I looked a few years
after the book came out the San Diego public libraries had something
like 15 copies. I couldn't get past the first few pages. It's that bad.
At one point he bullied the Amazon reviews pages into only keeping the 5
star reviews, many of them were Edmo's sockpuppets.
https://www.amazon.com/Integrated-Astrological-Guide-Self-Empowerment-ebo
ok/product-reviews/B077CB19BM/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_show_all_btm?ie=UTF8&reviewe
rType=all_reviews
At one point I gave an over the top 5 star review that lasted for months
until someone told him it was actually a bad review.
>> All Will had were a few imbecilic henchmorons and a daughter who was
>> forced to work at a bait store in Shitkicker, Alabama. As Dunce had
>> something to do with it, you can't count out the Canuckistan market.
>> I'll bet they sold one or two in the remainder queues.
Here you go:
"Edmo had every rewiew critical of his book on Amazon censored. It's
full of plagiarism, delusions and outright stupidity with tons of
ridiculous phrases and blatant grammatical errors. Here's a repost of
the ones that used to be on
www.fatbrain.com before they figured out he
wasn't worth the disk space to host any ads for that piece of crap.
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submitted this review on 8/13/00
Skill Level: All Levels, Rating:
Mr Wollmann has published a book that can only be called the greatest
waste of trees in the modern world.
His book is filled with gross errors, misrepresentation and lies. Mr
Wollmann has attempted to blend several new age concepts with the
ancient art of astrology and failed utterly and completely. He also
needs to hire a 1st class proof reader to correct the many spelling and
grammar errors. One person I shared my copy of the book found 12 errors
on the back cover alone. She had to resist using her red pencil, stating
her 7th grade english students had greater writing ability than Wollmann
has.
submitted this review on 8/12/00Skill Level: All Levels, Rating:
A literary "plan 9 from outer space".
Destined to become a cult classic as "the worst book ever written", this
so-called book makes other self-published rants by insane people look
good by comparison. Here is why:
1). Kooky beliefs: There seems to be nothing Mr. Wollman does NOT
believe in. Except for astrology he also believes in ancient astronauts,
the Rosewell UFO crash, reincarnation, pyramidology, JFK assassination
conspiracies, men in black, the "philadelphia experiment", Altantis, and
more. He keeps using one fringe idea to support another : Rosewell
"proves" astrology is accuate, reincarnated spirits provide "eyewitness
testimony" that Atlantis was real, etc. (Reminds one of the old joke of
"proving" your stray dog is worth $10,000 because you gave two $5000-
dollar alley cats for it.)
2). Kooky mistakes: Mr. Wollman's grasp of *actual* facts, on the other
hand, is very flimsy. He makes elementary factual mistakes in virtually
EVERY PAGE of his book. A *very* partial list of what Mr. Wollman thinks
is true: Orion is a star; tau ceti is in taurus; the Pyramids of Gaza
are tetrahedron-shaped; the star Altair supports life; DNA looks "just
like a galaxy", go figure. Needless to say, Mr. Wollman believes he
knows more science that "all of you spinics [a Wollman-word meaning
"critic" and "spin-artist" combined."]
3). Kooky language: Mr. Wollman's book is the only one I know of which
has spelling and grammar mistakes on the BACK COVER BLURB, which gives
one an idea of how "carefully edited" this book is. As for style, Mr.
Wollman sounds like an informercial: Always obsfucate with meaningless
"big words". Why say "explains" when you can say "provides a
psychological understanding"? Why say "this book has an index" when you
can say it "contains a complete delineation guide in self-empowerment
terms"? It is virtually impossible to read one paragraph in Wollman's
book without either falling asleep of bursting out laughing.
Incidentally, Mr. Wollman is PROUD of the fact that his writings are
unreadable: he proudly proclaimed that he "got phone calls from many
readers who read my book and were baffled." Take THAT, #@#$!! critics!
4). Kooky indexes: This book has *13* indexes - one at the end of each
chapter, and a re-printing of all of them, one after another, as the
"index" at the end of the book. These indexes are the most hilarious bit
of kookery I have ever seen. They are only *approximately* in
alphabetical order (entries such as "the square" are listed in the index
under 't' for 'the' - reminds me of the Gary Larson cartoon book index
where all the cartoons were listed under 't' as "the one about the...").
They lack entries for most of the terms that are mentioned in the
chapter they supposedly "index", but include entries for words like
"the", "a", "3" and so on. (My favorite is the index for ch. 2, which
has the helpful entry "index" - which refers you to itself!) When you
actually *find* a term in this chenobyl of an "index", it *almost always
refers you to the wrong page*. See how long it takes you to find the
word "asteroid" in the text using the "helpful" page numbers given in
the index for Ch. 2, for example. Have a drink; it's going to take a
while...
5). Kooky criticisms: When Mr. Wollman was criticized about his
"book" on the internet, he became very agressive. He complained to
people's ISPs for "abusing" him (the ISP's put him in their killfiles
and laughed at him, despite his claims of "killing hundreds of accounts"
and "reporting [x] to the FBI.") He threatened to sue people for
"libeling" him and causing him "financial damage" (apprently Mr. Wollman
thinks that any negative criticism is "libel." Of course, he never sued
or will sue anyone.) He complained to
amazon.com for allowing people to
post "fake" (=critical) reviews of his book. Whatever you do... if you
call Wollmann about his book, you better praise it, or he will get wewy,
wewy angwy with you.
6). Damnation by fake praise: to outdo this
"damage" the "spinics" (=critics) caused his book, (which had
nevertheless soared to the 480,000+ place on
amazon.com's best-seller
list) Mr. Wollman flooded the internet book stores with made-up
"five-star" reviews of his book. Their style immediately shows that the
"amazed" reader is no other than Mr. Wollmann, but it is interesting to
look at the kind of praise he gave himself. For example, on
amazon.com a
"reader" claimed Wollman's book is "better than the bible and mein
kampf" (sic!). Another "reader" claimed this book "makes losers into
winners", since he "gave Mr. Wollman's book to my little-league
ice-hockey team to read" and they improved their record. Yet another
"reader" claims that "if he only had Mr. Wollman's book 20 years ago"
the cold war would have been won long before it actually was (maybe, but
who would have won?) It all sounds SO reasonable; what's not to believe?
In conclusion, it all depends. As a "straight" book, it is a total and
umitigated failure. As a unintentional "joke" book... it is hilarious. I
actually made a few new friends reading Mr. Wollman's book in
Barnes&Noble once - I was laughing so hard people had to ask me what on
earth I was reading. Soon quite a few of the people in the store were
trying to top each other in finding the funniest overblown nonesense
they could in the book...
submitted this review on 8/11/00Skill Level: All Levels, Rating:
Gibberish, total meaningless prattle. A real waste of one tree, because
I cannot imagine too many people getting duped into buying this lousy
book unless it's for the unintentional "laugh factor". The so-called
author should give his head a shake. Then bury it, along with this awful
book.
submitted this review on 8/5/00Skill Level: All Levels, Rating:
Written in a turgid, overblown style, this self-published piece of trash
could have used a brutal editor to correct the more blatant errors in
grammar, style, and logic. Mr. Wollmann shows an uncanny grasp of the
non-sequitur, and he asserts much, without providing any supporting
evidence. His misuse of the quotes of Seth, Bashar, and Jung show he is
much better at using a scanner with which to generate text, than he is
at actually writing. Unless you're looking for a doorstop, stay away
from this vanity piece.
merc...@iwon.com submitted this review on 8/5/00
Skill Level: All Levels, Rating:
As a kooky humor master and plagerist, the author is without par, bound
to become a cult humor classic. Rarely, has any human strung together so
many big words in such an incoherant manner. Most entertaining thing
I've read since the "US Tax Codes 1937
"
kfr...@sd.quik.com submitted this review on 7/18/00
Skill Level: All Levels, Rating:
Editing, grammar, coherency. Those are just the basic things that this
book lacks. This book is just the worst piece of incoherent trash I have
ever read. The grammatical errors on the back cover alone should steer
anyone away from the book. (EG: "Einstein lead us") This is a
self-published vanity press book that is chock full of nonsense. The
author makes a point, then insists that other events must flow logically
because of it. That seems to be the theme of the whole book. I just
couldn't see whatever point the author was trying to make. He seems to
make up new words out of existing words by adding hyphens (dis-ease, for
instance). It attempts to combine astrology, New Age philosophies and
psychology and takes them to a new low. Suitable as a gag gift but avoid
otherwise. I only can point out the fact that there's an index after
each chapter and a complete index at the end of the book and that the
indexes point to words like 'a' as an example of just how confusing this
book truly is. There's a lot of better books on the subject. Buy those
instead. Avoid this one like the plague
submitted this review on 9/19/00
Skill Level: All Levels, Rating:
This is a Kook book masquerading as serious science. Ed Wollmann
attempts to persuade the reader they can create their own reality, that
their beliefs shape it. This is not science; this is escapism. It is
likely the author can't handle the truth of his own reality and wants to
push his incoherent fantasy beliefs onto others. In searching for Edmond
Wollmann on the Internet and seeing what others have written about him,
I may be right. I won't even get started about the LONG, RAMBLING,
INFINITE text the author sacrifices way too many hundreds of pages on.
Wollmann has a gift for saying the least with the most. This is a Kook
book; don't read.
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PS: If you are going to buy this POS, buy it used. Don't give that
asshole any money."