my new client (this is NOT from the Onion)

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Ann Marshall

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Sep 11, 2015, 8:38:23 PM9/11/15
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Jeff D. Rubin, 27, slept through most of the three-hour flight originating from Anchorage, Alaska, according to a Port of Portland police report.

About 30 minutes before landing "he stood up and began urinating through the crack of the seat onto the passengers seated in front of him," read the report.

Oregon man Jeff Rubin faces "offensive littering" charge after relieving himself mid-flight.
Oregon man Jeff Rubin faces "offensive littering" charge after relieving himself mid-flight.

"At some point Jeff Rubin lost his balance causing him to fall backwards and urinate upwards which got on the passengers and seats next to him as well as some other passenger's personal belongings," police said.

When police boarded Flight 47 in Portland, Rubin was slumped in his seat and sleeping, officials said.

Rubin, of Gresham, Oregon, faces two misdemeanor charges: criminal mischief and offensive littering.

    He was booked into the Multnomah County Detention Center, where urinals are readily available in all cells.

    He was released on his own recognizance.

    It was not clear Friday whether he had an attorney.

    Jared Keever

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    Sep 11, 2015, 9:45:56 PM9/11/15
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    Props to the reporter who wrote this sentence:

    He was booked into the Multnomah County Detention Center, where urinals are readily available in all cells.


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    Mike Smith

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    Sep 12, 2015, 10:19:20 AM9/12/15
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    You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.

    "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

    Rachel Sturtz

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    Sep 12, 2015, 12:58:58 PM9/12/15
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    Hahahaha. This article and your client is amazing!
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    David Carey

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    Sep 13, 2015, 2:01:21 PM9/13/15
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    "...It was not clear Friday whether he had an attorney..."

    So, fer realz, is this your client?​

    Ann Marshall

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    Sep 13, 2015, 2:24:28 PM9/13/15
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    No not really. But very reminiscent of my public defender days!

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