Joke of The day

[MCS 4th]

high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed.

"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.

"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my grades. They're all wet."

"What do you mean 'all wet?'"

"I mean," he replied, "below C-level."

[MCS 4th]

pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry:

kutta mar gaya razai me,mai pagal hoon teri judai me.

 

gobar pay machar beth nahi sakta

 pathan teray bin reh nahi sakta

ha hah ahhahah.

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[MCS 4th]

WELCOME TO PAKISTAN 

WE HAVE RECENT COURSES: 

MBBS 

MASTER IN BOMB BLASTING STRATEGIES: 

CA: 

CAREER IN AL-QAEDA 

MSC: 

MASTER SUCIDE COURSE 

IT: 

INSTITUTE OF TERRORISM 

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

sory for saying this

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[MCS 4th]

[MCS 4th]

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:

Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli 

Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

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[Muhammad Atif Aleem]

ab is ko par ky hansna bhi hy ?

agar aap ny oper joke na likha hota to pata hi chalna  tha keh yeh adab ki koisi sinf hy 

hahahaha

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