The Chuck Norris of Fishing.

[Paul Brooks]

While watching River Monsters on Sunday, my wife had amazing quote, "Jeremy Wade is the Chuck Norris of fishing!". This got me thinking of the Chuck Norris jokes that were popular a few years back and the current Dos Equis most Interesting Man Commercials. Afer a few minutes this is what I came up with:

Jeremy Wade doesn't fish, he CATCHES. Fishing implies the possibility of failure and Jeremy Wade never fails.
The Lock Ness Monster has pictures of Jeremy Wade.
Jeremy Wade once went on a fishing trip without catching a fish, just to see what it felt like.

I am Wondering what other axioms the group could possibly come up with.
Cheers
Paul

[Trent Jones]

hahahaaaa.

Jeremy Wade: Isaak Walton once quoted him…In Century 2, Quatrain 4, Nostradamus predicted his birth…he uses a 2-weight on Boca Grande Tarpon, just to even the odds…Jeremy Lin changed his first name to honor him…Wade Boggs changed his first…he is why we wade while wearing waders…He can catch a fish, telepathically…he doesn’t always fly fish, but when he does, lefty kreh is impressed…he holds 3 world records for noodling: Baracuda/Pirhana/Tiger shark… Moby Dick calls HIM the Great Leviathan…his father’s name is Ahab…his bowel movements have been known to effect salmon migration, globally….his mother’s name is queequag…his IQ is 125, his fishing IQ is 180…many people wonder which came first, fishing, or Jeremy Wade…

These are going to get even worse if I continue…

-Trent

[Joe Molloy]

The fish count the number steps he takes from his house until they are caught...(horrible)

joe

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[Trent Jones]

Jeremy Wade:He does not believe in aquariums or having pets. But he did take in a stray cat named peanut once.

 

 

On Tuesday, July 24, 2012 3:27:25 PM UTC-4, Joe Molloy wrote:

The fish count the number steps he takes from his house until they are caught...(horrible)

joe

On Tue, Jul 24, 2012 at 3:22 PM, Trent Jones <tjon...@hotmail.com> wrote:

hahahaaaa.

Jeremy Wade: Isaak Walton once quoted him…In Century 2, Quatrain 4, Nostradamus predicted his birth…he uses a 2-weight on Boca Grande Tarpon, just to even the odds…Jeremy Lin changed his first name to honor him…Wade Boggs changed his first…he is why we wade while wearing waders…He can catch a fish, telepathically…he doesn’t always fly fish, but when he does, lefty kreh is impressed…he holds 3 world records for noodling: Baracuda/Pirhana/Tiger shark… Moby Dick calls HIM the Great Leviathan…his father’s name is Ahab…his bowel movements have been known to effect salmon migration, globally….his mother’s name is queequag…his IQ is 125, his fishing IQ is 180…many people wonder which came first, fishing, or Jeremy Wade…

These are going to get even worse if I continue…

-Trent

On Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:25:19 PM UTC-4, Paul Brooks wrote:

While watching River Monsters on Sunday, my wife had amazing quote, "Jeremy Wade is the Chuck Norris of fishing!". This got me thinking of the Chuck Norris jokes that were popular a few years back and the current Dos Equis most Interesting Man Commercials. Afer a few minutes this is what I came up with:

Jeremy Wade doesn't fish, he CATCHES.  Fishing implies the possibility of failure and Jeremy Wade never fails.
The Lock Ness Monster has pictures of Jeremy Wade.
Jeremy Wade once went on a fishing trip without catching a fish, just to see what it felt like.

I am Wondering what other axioms the group could possibly come up with.
Cheers
Paul

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[Morgan Franklin]

Jeremy Wade: Flipper once contacted him, and asked... "how do you do it?"

 

 

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