Well, so much for the Dork from Ork example. I will note that space
alien design has been acknowledged to be the most scientific of the
IDiot alternatives, so proclaimed by the IDiots themselves. Of course
"most scientific" is relative and still doesn't mean much in terms of
actually being scientific.
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/talk.origins/Jp8NXxBTtv4/0QK126O2SLkJ
What about the YEC (young earth creationism) Biblical model? This model
is held by the most vocal and persistent of the IDiots. It is laid out
in Genesis with some additions by the creationist IDiots. There are
various versions of this model, but most of the IDiots go for Ussher's
estimate that the creation happened less than 10,000 years ago. There
are two versions of creation in the Bible with the second version
involving the Garden of Eden written in the more archaic text and
thought to be the initial creation mythology, but that doesn't mean that
it is the most viable version of YEC. Most YEC tend to use the first
creation myth as the basis of their beliefs in terms of the order of
creation noted in the Bible, with the second creation myth relegated to
a sub story of creation.
The basic Biblical model is geocentric and flat-earth cosmology, but
that aspect of the model is mostly ignored by YEC after Newton, though
the geocentric aspect was religiously held until the Newton era. Newton
was born in the same year that Galileo died under house arrest, in part,
for his heretical heliocentric beliefs.
After Newton geocentrism was effectively dead, and we were no longer
thought to be at the center of the universe and a special creation in
that way. This was one of the biggest blows that science has ever
delivered to Christian theology in recorded history, but current YEC
minimize the effects and instead tend to concentrate on the
insignificant left overs. There remains a geocentric creationist
believer base, but most YEC just want them to go away. There was a
resurgence of flat-earth creationism right after Darwin published the
Origin of Species in a sort of back to basics theological revolution,
but it didn't last, although there was a "legitimate" flat-earth
creationist organization that coexisted with the YEC Scientific
Creationists and descendant YEC IDiots until the turn of the last
century (2000).
The basic YEC cosmology is about the same as real science has figured
out except the time table is still dependent on the Bible for some weird
reason even after the geocentric and flat-earth concessions. According
to the AIG (Answers in Genesis) the universe is really as big as science
thinks and light would take billions of years to cross the huge
distances. We are a part of a single star system (one of around 100
billion other stars in our galaxy) that sits on the edge of one arm of a
spiral galaxy that is one of hundreds of billions of other galaxies.
The Hubble telescope can observe galaxies so far away that it would have
taken their light over 10 billion years to get to the earth. The
Andromeda galaxy is visible to the naked eye and it would take light
around 2 million years to get from Andromeda to your eye. As they do
with the failure of geocentrism, the YEC tend to ignore the apparent age
of the universe around them, and it is one of the other aspects of
science that they want to remove from the public school education
system. There really isn't any need for the denial because we can
observe nova and super nova that have occurred in galaxies millions of
light years away, and these stars obviously died after the initial
creation and it would have taken the light of their deaths millions of
years to get to us and let us know that those stars had blown up.
For some reason the earth and universe had to have been created as it is
within the last 10,000 years in spite of everything observable today.
We need to skip to the third day of creation for the creation of life on
earth. There is no mention of life before there was life on land, but
the thread on phylogeny tells the progression of life on earth and most
of it was in the water for the most part until less than half a billion
years ago.
https://groups.google.com/d/msg/talk.origins/U6UZ-EaIFUs/jGFxaiASI0oJ
So there was quite a bit of creation of life in the water that isn't
mentioned.
On the third day plants did come before animals on land, but the fruit
trees were a much later addition. Angiosperm plants did not evolve
until around 100 million years ago, so they were not the first plants on
land. Angiosperms account for everything from wheat to cherry trees and
potatoes to walnuts. Animals were on land long before angiosperms
existed. Look it up. It does seem strange that the plants were created
before the light that they need for photosynthesis, and the surface of
the earth was very hot (molten) when the moon formed on the fourth day
after plants were created. Let's ignore that and move on.
On the fifth day multicellular animals did evolve in the water, but long
before there were land plants on earth and fruit trees. Biblical birds
were created as the first terrestrial tetrapods and were flying around
before reptiles and mammals existed. So apparently the basic tetrapod
body plan was created for birds before less derived tetrapods like
reptiles and dinos existed.
Reptiles and mammals including man are created on the sixth day.
All of this happened around 6,000 years ago. Possibly as soon as 4,500
years ago the intelligent designer got upset with his creation and
wanted to start over. It took poor Noah around 100 years to build an
ark to save all the "kinds" of land animals on earth. He may have
needed huge water tanks to preserve the whales, other sea mammals,
mosasaurs and icthyosaurs that had the "breath of life" in them from the
flood. He was tasked to keep all the animals fed and taken care of for
around a year that the ark was drifting around after the initial flood.
All the land animals that we observe on the earth today and even
extinct ones like the mammal like reptiles, dinos, and Eocene mammalian
megafauna were preserved on the ark. Many kinds obviously went extinct
soon after being let off the ark onto dry land. Some how all the kinds
got back to the continents where the fossils of their ancestors got
preserved by the flood. This was an heroic effort because continental
drift had occurred during the flood and the continents got separated by
thousands of miles of ocean in a single year. How this happened without
boiling off the oceans and pulverizing the land masses is a mystery.
All the kinds that tried to make it back to Antarctica were disappointed
and likely froze to death upon arrival. So that is why we find fossils
of weird kinds of animals like dinos and marsupial mammals in Antarctica
that no longer exist today.
The strangest thing is that we do not see genetic evidence of a
population bottle neck for all species that should have occurred within
the last few thousand years. The vast majority of species should have
been limited to a single pair, but what we observe is that most species
have around 5 times the genetic variation found in the human population
that was represented by 8 pairs of people. There is also the strange
notion that evolution was so much faster after the flood than observed
today. All the millions of extant species evolved from a few thousand
kinds on the ark, and a lot of the kinds that were on the ark are now
extinct.
The rapid evolution is problematic because it indicates that humans,
chimps, and gorillas are the same kind. To fit all the kinds on the ark
the AIG has to claim that all dogs from foxes to wolves evolved from a
single pair kept on the ark. Foxes are more than twice the genetic
distance from fido as humans are from chimps and gorillas. All cats
from tabby to the saber toothed monsters that evolved during the cold
period (ice age) after the flood were evolved from one pair of cat kind.
We can get DNA from fossils of saber toothed kitties that existed at
the end of the ice age around 10,000 years ago (oops, soon after the
flood) and they are around 3 times the genetic distance from tabby as
humans are from chimps and gorillas. Just go to the AIG's creation
museum and check out the claims.
So there may have been an ape kind on the ark that included humans and
Noah's son's may have married some pretty interesting specimens. The
strange thing is that even as decimated as their current populations are
chimps and gorillas still retain around 3 times the genetic variation
found in humans. They do not show the same evidence of a genetic bottle
neck as humans do. The AIG has no explanation for how this massive
amount of evolution could occur and what would have stopped it, so we
didn't observe it during recorded history.
So that seems to be the YEC model. A weird order of creation of the
universe and life on earth, and some type of world wide flood that is
supposed to account for the diversity of life that we see on this
planet. There really isn't much doubt as to why it isn't taught as
science in the public schools.
Ron Okimoto