PLEASE help MICHAEL McCALLISTER of OTTAWA kick his PORN habit!

[David Brown]

Michael McCallister has a paraphilia which causes him to be stimulated
by posting his idea of pornographic fantasies about other people,
often while pretending to BE said people. People of Ottawa, HELP him
stop disgracing himself with disgusting yet lame behavior! Sever his
internet cables with bolt cutters! Ban him from the public library!
Buy him a lifetime subscription to Playgirl!!