A woman and a man are lying in bed
next to each
other when her
phone rings.
She
picks up, the
man looks over
at her and
listens.
She is speaking in a cheery voice,
"Hi, I'm so
glad you
called.
Really? That's
wonderful.
I'm
so happy for
you. That
sounds
terrific.
Great! Thanks.
Okay. Bye."
She hangs up, and the man asks, "Who
was that?"
"Oh, she
replies, "that
was my
husband telling me about the great
time he's
having on his
golf trip with
you."
Special Package deal for
Businessmen
An Airline introduced a special
package for
Business men.
Buy
your ticket,
get your
wife's ticket
free.
After great success, the company
sent letters
to all the
wives asking
how was the
trip.
All of them gave the same
reply..."What
trip?"
New SIM to Surprise Her
Husband
Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it
in her phone
and decides
to surprise her husband who is
seated on the
couch in the
living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her
husband with
the new
number:
"Hello
Darling."
The husband responds in a low tone:
"Let
me call you
back later
Honey, my wife
is in the
kitchen.
Cool Message by a Wife
Dear
Mother-in-law,
"Don't teach me how to handle my
children, I'm
living with
one of yours & he needs a lot of
improvement"
Throwing Knives at Wife's
Picture
Husband
was throwing
knives at his
wife’s
picture.
All
the knives
were missing
the target!
Suddenly he received a call from her
"Hi, what are
you
His honest reply, "MISSING YOU."
Habit of Talking in Sleep
A
lady to
doctor: My
husband has a
habit of
talking in
his sleep! What should I give him to
cure it?
Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak
when he is
awake.
Natural Disasters Just
Happen
Nobody
teaches
volcanoes to
erupt,
tsunamis to
devastate,
hurricanes
to swirl
around and no
one teaches a
man how
to
choose a wife.
Natural disasters just happen.
Your Husband Needs Rest
Doctor:
Madam, your
husband needs
rest and
peace,
so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them
to him?
Doctor: They are for you!
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