It gives me full instructions,
especially how to drive "It's sixty miles an hour",
it says, "You're doing sixty five". It tells me when
to stop and start, and when to use the brake And
tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and
when it goes to green It seems to know
instinctively, just when to intervene. It lists the
vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear.
And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so
helpful a device. For when we leave and lock the
car, it still gives its advice. It fills me up with
counselling, each journey's pretty fraught. So why
don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
makes sure I'm properly fed. It washes all my shirts
and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to
scoff, I only wish that now and then, I could turn
the bugger off.